Be Canadian

> Be Canadian
> Make less wages than American
> Canadian dollar worth less than dog shit
> Gas is like 20% cheaper in the US
> Car manufacturers tack on another 10-20% premium on Canadian cars, even after factoring for exchange rate
> It's fucking cheaper to book a flight down to the US, pay for a hotel and buy a car and drive it back up to Canada
> Piece of shit Canadian dealers are refusing to do warranty service on American bought cars

Being a Canadian is like literally living in hell.

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I used to chat with a fellow sperg on MSN who lived in winnipeg and he told me that canada has some kind of weird car insurance monopoly/pricing where people pay exorbitant amounts of $$$ for car insurance in the frozen north because of shitty drivers and carjackings

is that true?

time to watch all the retards on this board lap this shit up like fucking dogs

But muh multiculturalism and (((free))) healthcare.

Also, how easy is it to buy a car in the states and bring it back?

Depends on the province.

Can confirm, being Canadian is hell on earth.

>Being a Canadian is like literally living in hell, but I am still voting for Trudeau again.

But you got free healthcare.

>be polish
>fuel costs as much or even more than in western countries
>one of highest road tax % in fuel
>highways are still paid
>highway are the most expensive in europe and one ride costs more than yearly ticket for all highways in switzerland
>highways are shit quality and have two lanes, both lanes get blocked by overtaking trucks every 5 minutes
>cars cost as much as in other countries
>all this while earning 3-4 times less money than western countries
>everyone ends up driving 15 year old economobiles imported from germany like VW Passat
>driver license is automatically lost for pulling a drift on empty public road if caught (vidrelated; miata getting busted: youtu.be/f8JksoIUdMY?t=21)

>be literally anyone anywhere not in the USA
>make less wages than American
this is not news, and it has everything to do with you being an underachieving loser. us americans just work so much harder for everything that we get more thats why we have freedom and no one else does


that being said republicans are a poison

I dont follow politics and dont care I just want bill clinton to be back in office and america exactly how it was when he was in charge.

Agree that Americans work much fucking harder. Frequently see euros making fun of americans for working overtime and some bullshit with french getting no calls after they leave work and mandatory 35 hour work weeks in denmark, and the same fucks complaining that they dont have as much as we do and blaming it on us being evil or whatever.

>>be literally anyone anywhere not in the USA
>>make less wages than American
>what is switzerland, denmark, norway

Lol asking for another housing market bust, I will be ready this time

dude in the video thumbnail looks like white steve harvey what the fuck

I'm trying to figure out what's the new bubble coming up

yes. in British Columbia we have a fucktonne of asian immigrants that they just handed licenses to (or they paid off the evaluator).

as a result, our insurance is stupid high because of all the shitty chinese crashes. Every fucking day i see at least 1 accident involving some fob asian woman in her BMW suv.

Mustache game is stronk

Ford's, at least, are stupid cheap in Canada compared to literally anywhere else in the world if you consider exchange rates.

>It's fucking cheaper to book a flight down to the US, pay for a hotel and buy a car and drive it back up to Canada
Not quite, the government will rape your wallet for doing this, either way you're paying a hefty jew tax

>Towrongto
>89 family box
>clean driving record
>$365 a mo
>next stage of license and another year of clean driving experience
>its $300 a mo

Your only recourse is to buy a vehicle from Japan that never breaks down.

Canadian here, it really is that shitty. That's why you don't buy new cars here, buy something 1-3 years old.

No we don't. We pay through the nose in taxes for healthcare that has bad wait times, moderate service levels, and they're continually clawing back what is covered and increasing what you have to pay for out of pocket/through private insurance.

Yes, but Ford makes relatively shitty products. The only thing they sell in Canada worth owning is a 5.0 Mustang, and you can only really enjoy it 4-6 months of the year.

>I'm trying to figure out what's the new bubble coming up

There isn't.

Chinamen are still gonna buy houses regardless, so the price just will stay the same.

Not talking about housing dingus, what's something right now, not counting crypto currency, that's value is rising at an extraordinary rate?

Thats what I pay for one economy DD and one sports car both on financing (so you cant get only liability). 327 a month for insurance, 500 for payments on both (big downpayments)

Feels bad for you guys

Ford cars have bad galvanization or rust fast? I'd just get a new focus if I were you.

Imagine how much we could make if we started taxing the shit out of them, though? B.C. was in talks to introduce a foreign buyers tax, but last I heard it was being ruled as "DAS RACIS" or some such shit.

And it's not even the private real estate sellers that are really ruining the country, it's the governments selling us out. Alberta is selling huge tracts of land to China for its resources. It kills me that Albertans talk about being self-sufficient and bitch about gibs programs for the rest of Canada, yet they're quick to sell off half their fuckin province and then beg Ontario for sustenance the second things get tough. Albertans are worse than Quebecois.

>Ford cars have bad galvanization or rust fast? I'd just get a new focus if I were you.

No, fords are generally unreliable and poorly built. Most won't last [mechanically] long enough to rust into pieces.

Focus is a little cuck car.

>can only enjoyed 4-6 months of the year
Disdain for plebs
youtube.com/watch?v=6OYLFFw6Qiw

Nigger what the fuck, 90% of cars are cheaper in Canada when you factor in exchange

By a fair margin too.

Alberta probably feels like king dingaling considering it's one of the most ignored provinces outside Saskatchewan, they're just giving you a taste of what you gave them, hosers

Thats living in memes. Ford cars are decent from everything I've seen and people I know.

I DD a Volvo S60 and kinda wish I had bought a Focus, but the wife liked the volvo more and I have the 135i to keep me happy most of the year.
Weather here in new england is not as snowy but closer than most of the US to canada

Why did you post that kike's hideous face?

>all of that salt and winter filth coating your Mustang
>rotting it from the inside out
>paint being destroyed by countless layers of salt brine

Fuck that dawg, I would be a nervous wreck knowing my car is being destroyed more and more every day by the shitty winter conditions.

Alberta loves to talk shit when they have that oil money to lean back on. They were living high and had a huge surplus a few years ago. Now that their almost-entirely-resource-based-economy has crashed [again], they're all jobless and broke as fuck. They don't value tech, business, or even education. It's all about "MUH RANCH LYFE" and "BLUE COLLAR PRYDE". It's sickening. Even when Ontario's economy shits the bed, it dips a tiny fraction of what most other provinces face. Because we have a hugely diversified economy.

DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH, DAWG.

You need to label your diagram there, it's reading as though Canadians pay more. We don't know which vehicle is selling for which price in which country.

canadian c300 is 35k usd m8

You know why.

I've seen three F150s turn to shit before my very eyes. My dad owned a 1994, 1999, and 2006 - all were garbage that cost him tons in repairs. He did every service on time and all maintenance by the schedule.

-torque converter went on the 1994 at 140,000km
-AC compressor on ALL of them, twice on the 2006
-constant issues with u-joints and bearings wearing out prematurely
-cruise control stopped working on 2006
-alternators on all of them
-leaf springs rotted out on 1994 after 6 years

The list goes on. I talked to my dad when I was ready to buy my first car, and I was looking at a Ranger. He took out a fucking file folder about 10" thick, all the repair invoices from his F150s.

They're trash vehicles. I owned a Mazda3 which was 50% Ford guts, and it was a turd too. Ford sells with marketing and gimmicks.

That's because Americans hate Germans. Something about a war.

Fords are throw away trucks, That's why they sell so many.

Nah, a huge portion of Americans have german heritage. Americans tend to like everyone because they are everyone.

>Being a Canadian is like literally living in hell.
Try living in most other countries on earth before you complain. Canada's issues are better than most other western countries issues, and 1st world > 3rd world of course.

yeah you guys could really use that 10 million you gave to mohammed earlier this year. lol Trudeau-cux

If you import a car to Canada from the US you'll have to pay duties and it'll end up being more expensive
Car prices are adjusted for purchasing power as well, it's significantly cheaper to buy something like the LC500 in Canada than it is to buy one in the US

Dumb teenagers I swear

>RCMP and CSIS frantically trying to find ways to "de-radicalize" Canadians
>simultaneously have a government that awards 10 million dollarydoos to a convicted terrorist and murderer

Americans pay for healthcare through taxes as well. The US pays more per capita for health care than any other developed nation

t. Medfag in the US

>through taxes as well

Oh? What's your income tax rate? Sales tax rate? Property tax rate? Fuel tax? Vehicle tax? We get taxed on top of FEES for fuck sake.

Americans can't complain to Canadians about taxes, just as we can't complain to Scandis because those guys are getting royally cucked with over 50% tax rates.

I guarantee it's less on all counts, all things being equal.

Edgy teenagers can't comprehend that

Niggers too.

Tax may be lower, but we make up for it in other fees like private medical and health insurance

You have an OHIP card? It's good for literally everywhere in Ontario and most of the country, no questions asked
Meanwhile your insurance company in the US has boatloads of restrictions of which doctors you can see and what kinds of visits at clinics or hospitals are either fully or partially covered. Oh and you still have pay that copay. Unless you're poor, then the gubment pays for everything and is in some cases even better than cheaper insurance plans that the lower middle class is stuck with

>taxation making a country wealthier
>literally ever
Socialist bootlickers deserve a fate worse than death.

It's to chase away the chinks
Vancouver is unaffordable because of them

>Queerbekistani here

Buying used in Canada is exactly like it is in the US, dirt fucking cheap. The only issue being the jew cucks that run the show here taxed used car sales and salt induced rust. Hell I pay barely 75$ a month in insurance.

that feel when Polish and Canadian.
There's no escape from this hell.

You've got it all wrong user. Taxing them is the shittiest possible solution, that totally avoids the core problems that politicians love to dodge- namely corruption, shitty zoning laws and regulations that are crippling big cities all over the world. Without government the Chinese would've never been an issue.
>but it doesn't matter because the Chinese and Canadian economies are collosal bubbles anyways

Without the government it would be open season for chinks, they'd literally own everything

mises.org/library/myth-natural-monopoly
Here comes the black pill!

Dem import laws doe.

>any form of government is communism
Wew lad

>t. Soyboy

Canada is literally as bad as everyone says it is. If you don't think so you clearly haven't lived there

>Ontario is literally as bad as everyone says it is.

FTFY

Yep, just Ontario. Alberta and BC is great, and I liked my visit to Nova Scotia too.

Everything I learned about Canada was from Trailer Park Boys.

Quebec, BC and Alberta are just as bad. Other places are tolerable but still too expensive and have fuck all to offer

Ausfag here we are so far away from u lot we pay insane shipping as well as stupid taxes

What kind of low wage immigrant tier job are you working that Alberta and Quebec are expensive for you?

>and most of the country

OHIP is provincial, meaning it's funded by the provincial government. Every province is different, and your taxes go to that home province's healthcare system. It's not good everywhere, that's why you need supplemental insurance.

Alberta is a shithole full of entitled hicks, they're just a Western version of Quebeckers.

Amazingly accurate. Should they ever realize this Canada is fucked...

OHIP covers walk in clinic visits and public hospital visits outside of the province in Canada for up to a year. After that you're expected to get a health card in the province where you're living
ontario.ca/page/ohip-coverage-across-canada

Sure there are restrictions but that's so much more freedom than what your average insurance plan in the US would do

I have CAA which is $120CAD/year for pretty extensive travel insurance, including healthcare. On top of that I get roadside assistance, tows, gas, jumps, and discounts everywhere.

Nigga you can't seriously argue that you're more impoverished and/or cucked than Canadians. I know the sweet taste of freedom that lingers in America, I taste it every time I vacation there. You have it great bro.

Except those niggers. You gotta do something about all those niggers.

That's cheap as shit

>his car insurance didn't come with all those as signing bonuses

I don't know what shitty province you're from user but my sub 100$ Quebexico car insurance came with CAA

I live in Ontario, we pay the highest rates in the country because third-worlders keep scamming to finance terrorism.

>putting words in my mouth
Wew lad

Jesus why can't we bomb the Golden Horseshoe into oblivion.

Because then the entire economy of the country would collapse

its honestly pretty accurate

the foreign buyers tax worked just fine. Home sales to foreigner have dropped to nearly nothing and the housing bubble is popping.

The US also has the very best healthcare in the world,

If someone eats a steak dinner at an expensive steakhouse every night, should he complain that he spends more than the man who eats ramen noodles everynight?
Yeah, nah, you're a dumb cunt.

Most of the commerce could be done remotely, the valuable people don't actually live in Toronto. They live in the suburbs an hour outside of it. It's all poor third world scum that live in the city, because they cram into shitty little apartments and work local service jobs at Joe's Smokes or Dickbutt's Cafe.

BUT IT'S RACIST

THIS PSEUDO-INTELLECTUAL CHINAMAN SAYS SO

theglobeandmail.com/opinion/is-the-bc-property-levy-on-foreign-buyers-a-new-head-tax/article32013536/

NS is pretty and shit, but there are no jobs whatsoever. We are the ocean retirement home of Canada.

>tfw Canadian
>tfw paying for filet mignon
>tfw getting cold dog shit in a paper bag

If you're rich*

That's every city. Thing is the golden horseshoe includes the suburbs with those people

Just nuke it all goddamn it. I've been playing a lot of Fallout New Vegas lately and a nuclear holocaust wouldn't be so bad.

>also Toronto
>79 Rx7 is my only car
>Clean driving record
>Bonus: Male under 25
>~$150 a month

???

>Cape Breton Island, NS
>1 accident
>~$100 per month
No wonder our economy fucking tanked

>video games are the same as real life

accident
>>~$100 per month

Thats normal in the US as well.
One little accient in my 3k civic and I now pay 100 a month as a 28 year old male. perfect record other than that.

I should escape Ontario asap

Good luck faggot, you can't get a job here to pay for the insurance. Nobody can.

Fair enough, the extra insurance money is worth having a job over I guess. Just kinda wish toronto traffic wasn't hell from like 5AM through to 2AM every day.

I have a twisty an a hour away. I'd love living here if I wasn't poor as dirt.

I pay 45 dollars a month in Winnipeg to insure my car and 15 dollars a year to renew my license

Public insurance is self sufficient here and we get the lowest insurance rates in the country because of it. They also are not allowed to discriminate due to age or gender only based on prior accidents.

It seems like a nice place, I've visited Sydney harbor before. Wouldn't mind retiring in the area in the future to indulge my sailing hobby.

let them sqwak. politically the government cant NOT tax foreign buyers. It killed the liberals in the last election.

also equating it to the head tax is retarded. its not targeted to any 1 group and serves to protect residents of all groups.

Get a daily driver with radar guided cruise control, newish Civics have this stuff now. Second car for fun

It's not carjackings, it's a combination of the continent's most shitty drivers and insurance fraud. The latter more specifically is people illegally writing off their cars that only have minor damage to either get a replacement or get a higher payout and insurance companies not being well equipped enough to catch it. The vast majority of people doing it are "immigrants" whose licenses from third world countries we apparently honour and who have no knowledge or respect for our legal system. I live in Windsor which I've heard has the third highest insurance in Canada behind Brampton and Toronto. However with us it's just the sheer amount and severity of accidents we have here from white trash, Arabs and boi racer faggots who keep getting into hooning accidents.

Don't forget
>live in Ontario
>your insurance rates go up annually for no reason except the jews want more shekels

Oh yeah, it's a great place to live if you have your financial future pre-set up, but there's no way to carve out a living here. I'm getting my degree and moving to New Brunswick to make a living. The fishing is fantastic, it seems like you never run out of fresh spots.

>Being a Canadian is like literally living in hell.
Try being not canadian and living near them.

Strange, my insurance premiums have been going down. Moving to Caledon now, should be under $1000 a year once I get home insurance set up