OK Google! Engage sport mode."

More like:

>deploying estrogen-rich soy-based carob bean beverage below room temperature to avoid scalding lawsuits

If self driving cars are flawless, why is he wearing a seatbelt?

Checkmate, atheists.

>Put key into ignition
>"Please complete the captcha to continue."
>"Captcha invalid, please try again."

I used to live in my car and personally I think it would be cool to have cars that drive themselves because I could have just slept in all the way to work.

Well the new Google Drive™ brand car is so convenient that it detects when the owner of the vehicle is illegally sleeping inside of the car and reports you to the police.

>forgot my goggle account login and backup questions
>can’t get to work for a week

>illegal

The car is the property of Google, and thus only certain usage is permitted. Sleeping is not a part of your End User License Agreement.

If autonomous cars becomes a thing, how long do you think they will last?

>he didnt get the "sleep in your car" app, only $1500/month.

...

>I'm sorry Dave I'm afraid I can't do that

>foot twitches
>leg gets caught in the steering wheel
>rapid wheel movement automatically overrides the auto pilot as it's programmed to recognize it as a human reaction for the system failing
>OH SHIT FUCKING LUIGI JESUS FUCK
>'What the hell were you doing?'

...

...

>old indian lady steps in front of your Google Drive car for insurance scam money
>car reacts with lightning reflexes, swerving to avoid her and going head-on into a semi at 100mph
>you are literally turned into chunky salsa in a split second
>because Google actuaries determined the cost of prolonged medical benefits payments to the old indian would be far more than your car's bluebook value

I sometimes forget there are literal faggots on this board.

stay in your cesspit

>sports mode engaged. press pedals repeatedly, it's a healthy excercise for your legs

i don't think anyone in the future will even consider "sports" in a car as a car sports

t. Jewish nigger

>calling out corporate greed is only a /pol/ thing

...

Tailor made for these dudes

every time i see a hot white guy i remember that whites have small penises and im just disgusted

need i remind you that the guy with the largest penis in the world is white?

>look! one white guy has a large penis!

>Resorts to comparing dick size
>Everything that has catapulted the entirety of the human species to the point we are at is literally because of whites and Asians
>On a car board
>That discusses vehicles that were invented, designed, improved, and raced by whites or Asians

Why don't you take your syphilis crusted dick and Jack off to the white girl that will never give you a second look?

>gets triggerd by words

How do these work for areas with construction, where they paint temporary lanes over existing lanes, but don't scratch off the old stripes?

>muuuuhuhuuuu stop calling out greed
How does the boot taste, oh right you‘re sucking Hitlers cock

Class the whole area as a detour I guess and pull over to engage manual operation.

That's the logical way, who knows how it would be implemented.

>PLOUGHS THROUGH HIGHWAY CONSTRUCTION CONES AT TERMINAL VELOCITY

how about back to your bambo jungle board full off mullatos also called pol

>put 70kg of bricks or cement in the drivers seat
>sleep in passenger seat
suck it google

till the first one kills a kid and angry voters kill it

>butthurt
nice projection. sperg more

kek fucking bmwfags, I hope they include random drive-into-a-tree events

Lol

Quick send this to Tesla ASAP!

This.

>...alright Google, let's do this. Ok Google, drive into that crowded sidewalk and don't stop until the vehicle is no longer capable of functioning.

"Tala al Badru ‘Alayna
Min Thaniyati-al Wada’
Wajaba Shukru ‘Alayna
Ma da’a lillahi da’ "

>seat rumbles and tilts back simulating hard acceleration

>V12 sounds coming from the speakers

i dont like this future

> Queers who cover themselves in shit get to call /pol/ a cesspit because racism

All it would do is play race car sounds over the speakers.

>Larry Page going 'vroom vroom' comes up on the speakers

>"no typing and driving!"
>"pulling to side of road"
>*takes out bus stop of schoolkids*
>"select all the street signs"