S/o/Cal Nightc/o/re Presents: Winter Hoon

It's that time, boyz. It's been a very eventful year. New memes were born, a new organizer was chosen, battles were had and new roads (at least for some in the group) were driven. Let's send off the year properly with tires spinning and guns blazing.

>When
Friday 12/15 to Saturday 12/16
We meet at the address below at 9:00PM, then drive out to Anza Borrego for some weapons grade autism.

>Where
In front of the Walmart at
13487 Camino Canada
El Cajon, CA 92021

You can pick up last minute supplies there before we drive out to the desert.

If you can't make it Friday night, you'll be able to catch us on the riverbed trail or the shooting area off of Split Mountain Rd. near Ocotillo Wells on Saturday. The off trail should be ok for most cars provided you aren't slammed to hell, as I've done this in a fully loaded Camry before. If you're still unsure, you can park on the riverbed by the entrance to the trail and hitch a ride with someone.

>What to bring
Two way radio
Your own food
Plenty of water
Bonus points if you have a grill and/or EZ-up
Your own guns and ammo
Boipucci for the touge gods
Seriously, bring your own fucking guns and ammo.

>Muh CHP
Niggery diggery doo, I'm calling in the fuzz on you

>S/o/Cal group chat
discord.gg/ymZJVNU
Join up if you want to stay up to date with upcoming meets.

>Rules
1. Do not drive beyond your and/or your car's limits. This isn't a race, and we always wait for stragglers. Being that we're going to be out in bumfuck nowhere and that reception will be shit, I can't stress this rule enough.
2. Do not go full wangan while convoying. The cops love pulling over large groups of cars.
3. No crossing double yellows on Sunrise, the section we'll be on does not have long enough sight lines. However, you should be OK to cross on Banner Grade as the sight lines are a lot longer and there's almost never any traffic past 8PM.

cant wait to see the walmart employees faces when a group of autists stink up the place

They work at Walmart they're used to niggers

>meet at the address at 9PM
Why so late?

So he can say ”omae wa mou shindeiru” and make you Nani with his strong arms

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Meet at Wind Caves for teh gangbang

borg post in the florida discord more we miss you

Any other trucks coming to this meet? I don't wanna be the only one who can explore further up the wash

My bad, died in a wildfire

F

>V6 truck
Why tho

You dare question the Dear Leader’s reasoning?

ALL HAIL GIGA GOOK BORG

>6hr drive
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Only go if you’re going to spin out again and if autism speaks crashes again

Don’t you have a furfag convention to go to?

No, I don't go to cons that shit is pure cringe.
I'm not even a furry.

Where is my son?

>not even a furry

>I'm not a furry

>Mr “I only put my cock in a dog because my mind was in a fog” Cummy

I'm not lol
Please you know it's the other way around

So the dog puts its cock in you? Idk what difference you think it makes though.

Someone needs to photoshop his face onto Kim Jong Un

Consent is the difference duh

It's either V6 or I4 and I like having more than 10 horsepower

>not a V8

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Aren’t you the guy who flew all the way to cincinatti just to eat some shitty spaghetti?

It was a road trip but yeah

He got some prime dog cock in natti

Ill be going, should be fun bring cooking supplies and shit for breakfast you fucks

Bump

Who here paid the natives $5 to drive up to the tram?

Don’t tell me you oppressed them more

Bump

>tfw Virginia cuck who can't participate in the fun

>tfw Arizonafag who gets to participate

You could always make a thread for your area to gauge interest. I’m sure you aren’t the only Veeky Forumstist in your part of VA

Anyone who comes to live oak better watch out for nightc/o/re's new secret weapon....

I might do that. Thank you, good sir.

I would go but I'm worried i'll get bullied for my 2015 Honda Fit.

My Saab 900 Turbo died on me, so my DD is the only car I use currently.

Unless you’re a shitposting furfag or one of his butt buddies, you’ll be fine.

Come user itll be funs

Im gonna try to cook breakfast for all

Get back to work, lad. Pretty sure you shouldn't be hooning around in customer's cars in the first place.

>nogcore's new secret weapon

Maybe one day you can buy one with your valet tips

Is it stolen? I'm going to call the CHP.

butthurt much, poorfag?

You will never pass for a real girl, nerd.

Tsun tsun

>being scared of a 5000 lb boat pajeet mobile that’s slower than a Ford Mustang and gonna break after the first corner

Lmao

>voluntarily living in california

This car probably hits 100 faster than yours hits 60, stay mad ;)

What's your power and weight if you don't mind me asking

>not living in the best state in the union
How's the road salt, user?

Bump

>California
>best state

Enjoy your europoor-tier gun laws and taxes along with illegals being let off for any crimes

>wanting guns when you got cars
Get your priorities straight fuckboy

Bump

>Play simon says with the local PD
>trip
>get shot

>being brown enough to get harassed in the first place

have you seen the socal meet pics? everyone here is Brown its California only 34% white.

>the organizer is a chink

Fake news.

>browse Veeky Forums again after a year of absence
>socal is doing some really cool shit now

Wtf is going on?

S/o/Cal is under new leadership. All hail the fearless leader.

All hail Giga Gook Slim Jon Un

1 week out, cunts. Git hypp

Remember to pack up and do a gear check a day before anons

I was thinking of taking my ecobeast f150 but I don’t want people to think we are friends. Taco owners are worst in truck groups

>ford cuck afraid of a taco
Let me guess, this would be the first time you’ve taken your pavement princess “off road.”

Salty

who else /onfire/ here? mandatory evac zone keeps moving closer and closer, now it's like 2 miles away

>live in OC
That was a few months back for me. Stay safe man.

>taco owners are the worst in truck groups

Well luckily this isn't a truck group, then

>even the Floridians like him
Wtf is he doing in the Florida discord?

Lol taco owner acting shitty again. Not my fault I didn’t get slow over priced jap shit. I don’t want dirt on my 20inch wheels

20inch chrome wheels don’t make my truck pavement princess

We barely even got cars. If the fucks in power had their way, we'd all be on public transport.

>implying I drive a truck
Ford drivers, especially the truck cucks, are the worst of the car community.

>I don’t want to sully my chrome 20” rims
>I don’t have a pavement princess

How does it feel knowing that half the cars in this group have done more truck stuff than your even more overpriced land boat?

That, or you’re trolling.

You sound like you’re from Texas, only you’re missing the truck nuts.

Why so many subarus?

>why did the desert meet attract so many Subarus

The world may never know.

Well, you got me there.
The desert is the only place a Subaru belongs really, awd on the street is pointless and useless so it makes sense off road.
Only trouble is it's a car so it has no clearance and is really only useful on fire roads/relatively smooth dirt roads.

Why are you still here?

when was this?

A month or so back.

It's from the last Anza Borrego meet back in spring,

June Hoon of this year.

Why would I not be?

Can I go come I don't have any guns?

>
*Can I come if I don't own any guns?

Yes, but don’t expect us to let you shoot ours.

Bump

Yes m8 but giga gook will get salty and anal about it if you ask to use his guns so best to bring your own.

>t. mooched off his weapons and ammo but didn’t even give him the succ

Why can’t we have anything fun in MA

>can I go come
As long as you do it behind a bush

bump