Dota 2 General - /d2g/

I eat 4 burguers AND a slice of pie

Only by posting Mason can you protect this thread from getting deleted

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thanks janitor

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said literally no one ever

>last thread was titled FREE
hmmm makes you think

TA is a girk (female)

>TA
>female

TA is a female (male).

C9 to win TI7. Non-Weebs OUT!!

can't wait to see OG btfo C9

Wasn't Jacky Lmao shitposting super hard on C9? What made him change his mind?

>shitposting super hard on C9
Source?

Secret not c9

blog.dota2.com/2017/07/you'll-still-click-this-link/

HOLY SHIT THE TI HOST HAS BEEN REVEALED

gay parade?

>Gravekeeper ™s
We trademark now bois

marmaduke?

Matumbalaide?

I miss the pre7.00 days desu. I hate the concept of shrines

OG/EG beats them for upper bracket finals, then they lose to OG/EG in lower bracket finals and we get an OG-EG grand finals. Calling it now you fucking niggers

THe shrine near roshan should be removed, gives way too much advantage for radiant.

>you take their t2 top
>they still can contest rosh because "lol can tp to shrines"

I was a fan of shrines, but the talent system is what made me stop playing. I just browse d2g and occasionally the r/dota2 shitpost filter.

What music does /d2g/ listen to while shitposting in this dying image board?

Is there a better hero for dragging 4 retarded shitters kicking and screaming to victory?

Terrorblade you don't even need to fight

Eric Prydze, Howard Shore, Hans Zimmer, Bonobo, Dj Okawari just to name a few

TB, Slark, fed LC, a WD mid if you are 2k, a good SF player, a Meepo smurfer

Can I get some EE webms?

>still no siltbreker act 2

So valve is going to wait until there is one month left and then have it delayed and end up having to extend the compendium right?

>kick EE
>win TI
>still give EE a pat on the back when you violate his ass
LivingTrash boys

>expecting valve to ever at any point in time follow a deadline
They're a fucking joke.

youtube.com/watch?v=I4W42hhcCZ4
Slowpoke here, holy fuck. My fucking sides.

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She is /OURGIRL/ for sure!

Kek Universe nominated for an Oscar for the 2017 cycle

He really needs to cut down on sugar to get that acne fixed.

>tfw it doesnt apply to the sfc because its not valve employees
Fuck i have 4 days to finish this shit NO EXTENSIONS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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I'm going to marry Lanaya!

Who would you rather have for a gf?
>TA
>CM
>Drow
>Lina
>Luna
>QoP
>PA
>PotM
>Venge
>WR
>Naga
>Spectre
>Brood
>Enchantress
>Death Prophet

liquiddota.com/forum/dota-2-general/524940-hellraisers-sign-planet-dog-for-ti7

LITERALLY WHO?

It's like he's doing it on purpose

CM because she's pure

My bad, seems it was Secret

EE is living an anime
Some irrelevant t2 eurotrash org?

Drow or CM because I enjoy the cold and live in a very cold place.

I would have a steady, committed long-term relationship with TA.

I'd probably say Drow, Luna, or TA

>EE giving first blood before the game starts

I want to be QoP's pet!

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LEAVING OUT BEST GIRL?!?!?

Odds: play a game of dota
Evens: don't

>sugar causes acne

lucky you

rolling

unlucky

anyway I gotta do another fucking x megabyte patch because they do these every fucking day now

Looks like you don't but do I?
Check em you fucking 2k pinoy monkeys

Lina
>smart
>independent
>hot tits and legs
>despite this would be incredibly loyal unlike her slut of a sister
>if any guy tried to make advances on her she'd laguna their asses
>loves traditionally attractive and brave men like Huskar

>left 3 games. First one was just joking around, second was because of internet issues, and third one was we had an afk and I didn't wanna sit around doing nothing for half an hour
>got thrown into low priority
>russian feeds, lose the game
>internet goes off, when i manage to turn it off I already had an abandon and couldn't connect for 20 minutes
>Search new game
>can't connect for whatever reason
>20 more minutes
Now I hate every single people from an antire nation, I want to murder people, I lost my good morals and I'm gonna spend the rest of my week ruining people's games. Thank you Valve.

Anyone else here stop playing after 7.00?

lina doesn't have interactions with huskar though

I've only played like 5 games since 7.00

>tfw no friends to play dota with

you definitely deserve lp

I did, but then I started playing again back in May. It's pretty enjoyable without the 0 min shrines right now. That was my biggest issue, I think.

All of my friends play still, not as much as we all did together, but they still play.
I stopped playing because my 2 favorite heroes, DS and Techies, got the dick, plus all the changes that just felt like it was making the game easier for all the League plebs to come play even though they'll just go back to that shit game after a few weeks/months.
Russians for you are the Peruvians for NA. Valve doesn't care because they still get money.
I reinstalled to buy my Aegis and then sold my account

dead

who are you guys voting for in arcana
idc about any of them but if someone feels strongly i'll vote for it

> played lion
> team is winter wyvern, es, sven, am
> am gets ganked even when ww and i ward jungle.
>runs the other way when sven and i try to say him
> lose t1 and t2 towers
> winter wyvern goes fuck this support crap starts building carry items.
>am keeps complaining about shit and never joins team fight late game, says he wants more items
>carry wyvern gets deso, aghs, bloodstone, i get necro for summons to scout.
> ww and i along with sven later proceed to win, with es watching base.

What gives d2g? Since when did winter waifu carry? I thought carry ww were crap? The enemy slark couldn't even touch her later with perma flight...

Guys how i play lich carry? And yeah, i will ask my team before doing it. They didnt wanted me to go lich carry and we losee anyways, kek

*save him

TA is out i don't care anymore

Based C9 is back

The fuck are you tlaking about? NP?

>he doesn't know

fucking kill me pls

Blooodthorn's good, attack speed items are good(mjlonir), maybe bkb if you have to. Just don't get aghs if they're smart otherwise you get blademailed to death. Get some support items like sheepstick or altos to stop them from running

Oh news to mne.

you can never really go wrong with Maelstrom. I think there was meme about Armlet Lich

Voker, rubick is a meme and Leddit should have choseen another hero for the arcana.

>Every spell is going to have an effect

Valve is just going to make an effect for every spell stolen and is going to look basically the same for every spell, like WK aghs.

Based

>tfw well warded

I should get eye of skadi to? Also the atos and sheepstick sounds like a legit strat.

Ill try armlet to, lets see how it goes

Nah, you got level 25 talent for that, altos better since it has longer range. You can but it doesn't give much in return. Just remember skadi's not a uam so it stacks with deso and stuff now

Literally anybody but rubick, fuck reddit, fuck their influence on the game, fuck their influence on tons of other shit too.

Literally every Arcana pick left is total shit.

Yes, including Rubick aka the useless support that only shitters who want to do BIG PLAYS Xd pick

Mmm true

>Not using it

What was your most memorable game?
Be it most kills, most deaths and still won (maelk LUL), the people you played with, etc.

I can remember mine like it was yesterday.
>queue up for a game on US East in late May of 2015
>get sniped by a friend who knows all my secrets
>first pick offlane Techies
>mid starts bitching and saying he's going to feed
>I tell him to calm his tits and watch as they pick Slark/Jugg
>my friend convinces his carry to pick Slark
>wow you dun fucked up kiddo
>mid picks Lina into a QoP matchup (gotta love the pre TI5 meta)
>draft ends up as Clinkz, Lina, Techies, Tusk, Dazzle vs Slark, QoP, Shaker (friend), Undying, Wyvern
>my mid is still bitching about my Techies pick saying he doesn't want a long game
>I calm him down saying that I hate them too and I don't expect the it to go longer than 45 minutes
>I crush the offlane, Slark feeds me 4 kills in 4 minutes
>his support is dogshit, and my friend is playing in their offlane so he can't help
>friend is also getting the dick
>Clinkz has treads, aquila, deso at 18 and wants to take rosh early so he tells me and I start mining up the pit at 14
>he walks into the pit with Dazzle and they take rosh
>we're doing fine, Lina has a 20 minute bloodstone euls and the soul booster for aghs
>things go to shit and my team starts to get picked off
>we go from 23-4 to 24-13 in 3 minutes
>I can tell where the game is headed and I start mining the highground on our mid t3 with the aghs sign up
>enemy team walks up. as 5. up the hill.
>they see the sign too late and try to turn around
>I detonate 13 remotes and I blink suicide
>I get a rampage
>I buy a necro book and our team is inspired again
>we rush highground
>we take their mid and bottom racks
>enemy team doesn't walk outside the fountain and says end
>whole bunch of spanish
>I have beaten and demoralized peruvian shitstains
>my team all jerk eachother off after the game and friend and commend everyone

Just be careful who you're fighting, you wanna win games fast before their bristlebacks, pudges and slarks get too fat for you to kill. If you carry, finish fast. You're still squishy so get your fat tanks to comes along and let them initiate