Be honest Veeky Forums, when's the last time you had a girl in your car?

About a year ago before i sold my car

>maki
>best Veeky Forums girl
ahem

probably my aunt when i picked her up from the airport a few weeks ago.

not counting family

6 months ago.

It's 2017, women are allowed on the bus.

Current year reeeeeeeeee

Why did you sell it?

Yesterday. She catches a ride with me to work. It's an ok 20 bucks a week.

Work colleague and my mother. The former was not impressed with the cabin space but thought the handling was a hoot, the latter being the opposite. Miata NA.

Prior car was pretty much the gas guzzling taxi for Friday night trips to and from town. Bitches love leather seats, turbos and assloads of boot space. Stagea RS4.

Drove my mom to work a few months ago.

Fuck yea Stagea bro, wc34 or m35?

>drove my wifes son home from work

WC34, sadly only the series 1 engine with a reflowed stock turbo.

>Mom yesterday
>Sister 3 days ago
>Grandmother a couple of months ago
>Random hitchhiker that jumped in my car 8 years ago

>mom
>sister
>grandmother
>random stranger

r-racers don't need girlfriends, r-right?

Oh damn user she's nice, no wonder the bitches loved it.

>r-racers don't need girlfriends, r-right?
Then who will be your copilot?

*tips fedora*

Not like I have much choice in the matter

Not with that attitude, all you need is a ski mask, rope, and tape to get yourself a girlfriend

gorgeous. post more, please.

I just realized i have never driven a woman in my 2 years of driving (except family). Im gonna neck myself

Today.
Find a heterosexual partner, Veeky Forums.

>Fucking a girl
>Not fucking your bro while you help each other wrench on cars
Nigga you gay

I drove my little sister to school last week and sometimes I take my dog (female) to the beach.

That would have been... about a year ago now. Maybe a little bit less than that. Not by much though.

She was a girl I used to go to school with. I used to let her copy my homework all the time because she was the only female who would talk to me in a way that wasn't just cruel.

She got a flat tire and asked if I could give her a ride to work, change the tire and then pick her up when her shift was over.

I hadn't heard from her in a long time and was flattered that she thought to ask me for help, so of course I did it.

Turns out she's in a relationship with this guy who went to the same high school as us named Creamed Corn.

FUCKING CREAMED CORN

I'm not even making this shit up. I am less appealing than a scrawny, stoner, gas station attendant named after a vegetable.

Do waifu cum tributes count?

Women only respond to looks money and status. Weedbros while usually scum often have large social circles of fellow weedbros so they've got the status part down, which happens to be the most important thing to women.

where did you read that in my post?

...

My sister a year ago. She is kind of cute, actually. She's a huge autist that makes squeaky noises when strangers talk to her and only listens to blink 182. If you put on eurobeat or tom petty or something she starts going ballistic in a very timid, quiet way.

>i-i'm going to jump out of the car
>i'll die if i do that
>you know that right?
>i-i'm really gonna do iii......(mumble mumble)
>you'll miss meee(mumble)

Ahem.

>puts her stanky feet in my dash
This season's Mythbusters investigated various types of airbag mishaps from women putting their feet up on TOP of the dash and also checked the case of on front of the dash. They not only used normal test dummies, but also purchased two very expensive human analogues. Those are designed to mimic human flesh, bones, organ placement, and circulatory system (veins and arteries). That provides the most realistic high speed camera footage short of using a real human.

As it turns out, you the driver should not allow the passenger to put their feet on top of the dash because the airbag will have a high chance of slinging the remnants of the passenger's calf and foot into the driver's face. Thus the driver can also be injured by the passenger's foolishness.

Cute! Can I go out with her

-grabs him by the throat- back the fuck off !?!?

An hour ago, i drive my sister to school every day because i'm a neet

I gave my mum a lift to work a few months ago.

It's actually my wife's car.

i would give you a nephew sempai

I usually turn off the airbag. Me olde car didn't even have one.

I was banned last time for talking about the last time I had a girl in my behicle. So no thanks. Pass

My car is my life partner. The flesh rejects me. I drive, seeking only the annihilation of self, my mind giving way to the perfection of the machine in one last, shining moment.

About a week ago.
But nothing I would ever smash, even with a sledgehammer.

But I do miss having a cute gf to ride shotgun with me, while feeding me fruit

Holy shit that's adorable.

Not counting family, yesterday

Like 8 months ago. But i just got a new car a month ago and i probably wont have a girl in it as long as i own it

Bro get on that. Not for grillz but so you can take lonely drives and hoon around. Way better than any woman

sometime during the summer but she didn't fuck me right after the free ride so i just blocked her number and stopped being her friend

Is LL only good for porn or is the anime worth my time?

>le suicide
just fucking kys you dumb nigger of society

girl?

in car?

I'd say back when I had a car. Got rid of it because fuck payments.

Just picked up a comfy af beater and as soon as it runs I'll be making Dennys runs for two

Never. I don't have a car.

Yesterday I drove a 300 lbs client back to her home

>Is LL only good for porn or is the anime worth my time?

don't lewd the raibus pls

There's a lot more than just an anime

besides my mom right?

Your sister isn't the only one that's Autistic.

6 months ago

summertime i insured my turbo subaru for a day to get an alignment after rebuilding the suspension, this was my first time driving the car in 2 years after having a really serious illness

i called up this cute girl that has a major personality disorder who use to have feelings for me but always fucks up her life like clockwork, idk its complicated

>drove on a sweet uphill to a scenic lookout with the turbo running max boost the entire time

>talked for awhile

>realized i didnt have much time to get home

>did 160 km/h the entire way home blasting my fav electronic songs

>grabbed liquor on the way

>took her home

>lost virginity to her after being a forever alone permavirg

now i have my car insured and tuned up nice and shes dating some fucking loser busrider fucciboi but i still have feelings for her.

lonelydriver.jpg

2d waifus count as girls right?

Absolutely

I drive my buddies girlfriend to and from his place once or twice a week, she pays me to do it.
Neither have a car/license.

Ever lose a cumshot?

>high school
>picked up my gf in my 4Runner
>end up parking somewhere dark and lonely
>put the rear seats down
>fuck for like 30 min
>pull out
>can't see shit
>cum
>she screams
>one drop got on her hair
>turn on the dome light
>nothing else

We looked everywhere for more. I swear I was cumming buckets

If we don't count my mother and my sister and my female friends I'd say 2014.

She was a friend of mine who I wanted to fuck and so she did, but as she was mad as fuck (as in fucked in the head very bad) that very last day she accused me of having "basically raped her" and I BTFO'd her from my car before punching her in the face or something similar.

Fucking bitch...if it wasn't for her I wouldn't still be virgin at 28.

With her in the boot.

you dodged a bullet user, you just dont know it yet.
>t.user who also has a strange attraction to girls with issues

>tfw i know shes horrible for me
>too lonely and intimately deprived to care

just fuck my shit up

2 days ago. We went and got a pizza.

7 or 8 months ago. Dating a skinny black chick with a fat ass. didn't work out.

almost solicited a hooker by accident. was coming to a stop sign fiddling around with my door locks and could tell if they were locked. turned on the dome light and cracked open my door to see if it was locked and just saw her waiting to cross. pedestrians of the right of way so i wave her on. She nods and walks towards my car and rounds the front passenger corner like someone about to open the door. nope out of there. last thing i need is some pimp hustling me for not paying the lady for wasting her time.

of course

Okay carpooling with co-workers I get but what kinda arrangement is that?

>be me
>new car
>new car smell
>meet gril on match.com
>pick up gril
>she looks alright
>she opens her purse and pulls out vape kit. She asks if she can vape
>I say fuck no
>it’s only water vapor she says
>I say fuck no
>she pouts
>I stop at a bus stop and tell her to get out

GET OUT

-stabs him in the balls- i said BACK THE FUCK OFF !?

Had a half hour long make-out session in an 06 Grand Marquis on Sunday night. Breddy gud/10

Fucking last night I was driving around with my side bitch and she has really strong perfume. Even later that night my girlfriend wanted to pick up some food and noticed that it smelled girly in my car lol I had to make some shit up

a pretty good one it seems. He gets paid and his bro gets pussy.

dude... dude................dude.

Gud car taste though
Wish I had a M3 GTR

Ever notice girls don't actually like trucks? they say they do but they dont. Maybe they mean "luxury" trucks not actually used for anything with full cabs.
also female friends: a couple days ago.
date: 4-5 months ago.

vape fucking smells nice and doesnt stick tho. I mean id never give her a second date on principle but Id at least let her air freshen my car and try to fuck her.

blacklight nigguh

I can count the number of other individuals who have been in my car on one hand, no females. Tbqh it's loud, slow, and smelly because of exhaust leak at manifold, wouldn't want to ride in it if I was a girl

Every fucking time to be honest
If I'm not picking one up on the way I'm going back home after dropping one off
My car has been relegated as pussy wagon
And I do mean it, if they're not cowards they'll go with me on my bike
I honestly think this is one of the main reasons I resent driving

my mom. fuck you op

It's not about the long-term consequences it's her (lack of) principles and blatant disrespect of his property

>women
>principles

>never had a girl in my car that wasn't a direct relative

>give girl a ride
>slowly carbon monoxide poison to the point of delirium
>???
>profit

reminds me

>me 11 year old niece once sat on my lap while I was gaming
>got a boner
>She literally sat on my boner

I was overwhelmed. It doesnt help that shes cute as fuck.

been a while for me. whenever my gf and i go anywhere we take her car because its better than my shitty old s10

post pics

I drive her so my best friend can spend time with his girlfriend for a few days and then drive her home 'cause she lives near me.
Then she gives me some money so I can buy booze.