>no new thread for eternity >then two threads up at the same time One job.
Blake Hill
Happening?
Zachary White
HOYA 3*
Adrian Stewart
>Comp, Attack on Hollywood >"Hey, Genji, they have Sym and Winston so you probably can't dive easily. Mind changing to Pharah?" >"I have gold damage." >"Yeah but that's not really gonna help if you can't go in easily." >rest of team agrees >"OK I will change :^)" >Faggot changed to Torbjorn (was Genji) >"Dude what the hell?" >"Haha I changed like you asked."
Connor Scott
Okay /owg/, I just caved in and played mercy for a match. We won, and I've never felt so fucking disgusted of myself. And I've done some shady things in my 25 years. Literally the whole gameplay except for maybe the ultimate can be sumed up in ten-fifteen lines of code for a bot. You look for the most endangered teammate, you heal him. Is there are no exceptionally endangered teammates, you boost the one that gain the most benefit(Soldier/Pharah) That fucking match I've spent just wobbling around on the elevation on the first point of anubis, working full time as a health/damage boost dispenser, and doing NOTHING else. You don't look for opportunities to use utility - you have none. You don't worry about positioning, you have GA to carry you anywhere. You don't think about strategies to fix your team, should things go wrong - you have no influence on anything, literally EVERY single thing is done by somebody other than you. Christ. Ya know, I now think the problem isn't in that Mercy is broken and annoying. It's mostly that she's not fucking fun to play. Genji is broken and annoying, but nobody cares, because he's fun. Mercy is just... Boring. You could write some adjustable Python code on top of existing AI movement mechanics, and would get about diamond level mercy, easily. Probably in, say, a weeks time, if you wanted to really perfect the execution. How are people enjoying this? Are people even enjoying this? I'm flustered now.
Carter Reyes
So perfect
Andrew Johnson
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Thomas Rodriguez
>literally no skills hero >get a mouse with 2 buttons on in and you don't even need to press keyboard ever again >no need to save your ult, mash it when more than 3 people are dead >getting potg every second game >getting card every single game >come on guys, she is not THAT easy
Jaxson Foster
Sooooooo, is ana confirmed to be a throw hero everywhere except in GM? Also, how would you like a new support hero to be designed? Melee? Another solo healer is needed imho
Jordan White
>keyboard ever again And how do you fly or ult, if you just have two buttons on your mouse?
Gabriel Myers
>she's not fucking fun to play thats the thing, the people who main her don't want someone 'fun' or interesting, they want someone easy who they can do consistently well with.
Take the main mercy stereotype >girl gamur playing with her DPS bf Do you think this person gives a shit whether they're having fun? or do you think they care more about their team orbiting them after they pull of a 5 man res?
Blizzard has accidentially created the ultimate girl gamer hero.
Lincoln Young
>competitive throwing
Henry White
Angela is a smart and kind doctor who is an excellent role model!
I want to donate my time and money towards her philanthropic pursuits!
Which reminds me, where did OW get all their funding?
Adrian Garcia
>accidentally Keep believing that user
Jaxson Reed
anyone who plays symmetra can suck a fucking donkey cock
Jordan Johnson
Mouse wheel for ult and mouse wheel down for fly.
Jaxson Sanders
I want to find a cute boy (female) like Tracer in RL.
Grayson Price
The UN
Nathaniel Campbell
how is she so adorable?
Robert Reyes
>muh team sucks green text Is this how you Overwatch?
Aiden Wright
How do I play Reaper well
Ethan Rivera
YOU'RE THE ONLY CONSTANT
JUST CARRY
GO MERCY FOR FREE SR
XD
Owen Parker
Their make up sex is going to be amazing, isn't it?
Dominic Butler
Why is there 4 generals ?
John Jenkins
Just is.
Henry Gonzalez
Just qued into 4 support mains with 4 support mains and we won because I was the only one who could actually DPS. What an interesting turn this game has taken.
>get placed with similar skilled players >lose >gg close >get placed in a retards match >4 dps hanzo sym widow genji isnt working since they have 6 minutes left after capping us last round >im not switching
Christopher Watson
because you can't delete threads. the 4 OP's are probably in this thread right now
Ryder Stewart
Yeah. Talk about how bad your team is and how they're dragging you down, ask for nerfs to the hero that killed you the most and then go for some sweet waifuposting.
Ian Russell
I love shit like this. I've said it before. I find it hilarious when overwatch babbies hold champion complexity over other overwatch babbies.
You're all playing a casualised fps where individual player skill is minimized in favor of character abilities.
Coming from real fps's, this is very entertaining to watch. Overwatch is intentionally, by design, universally lower player-input focused, and I love watching a babby flinging sand at the other babbies in the overwatch babby-containment sandbox over which character takes more or less skill than the other characters in the by-design lower player input game.
Lincoln Robinson
She's only a throw if you pretend her E doesn't exist and you can't aim for shit. She does consistent unmitigated damage no matter where you manage to hit the enemy and her healing hitbox is enlarged to the point you have to have cerebral palsy to miss on an ally.
Ayden White
Get in line ;_;
Carter Long
spain winrar
Jose Nguyen
>tfw no blue bug to hug Why does it hurt so?
James Martin
Provide footage of your skill, so we can verify that we in fact are looking at a post of someone who knows what the fuck he's talking about.
Joshua Green
>boop an ulting Reaper reflexively >its Reapers POTG God damn it
Noah Wilson
*blocks your path* also >posts random high res c-3po what did he mean by this?
Henry Peterson
Flank
Logan Scott
Japan cleaved them.
Charles Morris
>tfw i just realize past broadcast in the title
Justin Allen
>skill in an fps >ever its all muscle memory and how fast your reactions are, mostly down to genes. love it when a quake grandpa tries to pretend his genre ever meant anything.
Adrian Bennett
>2cp >easily capture the first point in 30 seconds >spend 7 or whatever minutes smashing head against the second for the rest of the game
i love this game :))
Adam Perez
adhd
Jeremiah Hughes
>why are you playing torb
Daniel Howard
If they ever reveal it is anyone gonna act surprised or outraged? It's pretty obvious.
Your tiny monkey brain that feels insulted and feels the need to be defensive might not understand this, but it can be true that I, the poster you're speaking to, could theoretically have never even touched a videogame in his life, and the statements can be true or false on their own. I could be a brain in a jar and it wouldn't make a difference.
This isn't the case of course, and I lived off of video game winnings in the 90's and bought a car with it as well, but the point is that you should try to actually come up with an argument in the future, instead of the childish belief that you can address the speaker rather than the substance of their statement.
You cannot play at high level play in any game, quake included, with muscle memory alone. Reads and prediction are a major part of play. It doesn't matter how good my tracking or flick is if I just run around.
Funny, because this applies to overwatch as well, but you sand flingers don't include this when flinging sand at each other, because it doesn't play into your "my character takes more skill than yours" narrative.
Colton Perez
I'm not feeling insulted, I just want you to actually prove what you just told us. Seems like you can't, which implies... Something.
Taimou looks like he's been doing some salad dodging.
David Walker
Believe what you will. I'm merely here often because I enjoy OW casually, and when I see immature kids being condescending towards a type of player and they talk about "having fun wrong" basically, I like to point out their stupidity and be condescending to them in turn.
Connor Collins
Not this guy but you realize if you refuse to provide credentials the possibility of you being an omniscient brain in a jar who understands all FPS knowledge is just as likely as you being some random dipshit spouting nonsense on the internet.
Jose Carter
Ye, you know, as a Chinese esports star and world renowned athlete myself, I don't think you are worth the trust.
John Taylor
>stupid BABIES playing their SHIT BABY GAME! Look at me guys, I'm not a baby! I play grown up games like neopets and home improvement for the SNES! I'm a big boy!
Choke to death on your next meal.
Blake Hall
So whos the leader of Talon anyway?
Evan Sanders
Group of leaders. Doomfist seemingly as the most influential at the moment. Legion of Doom type of deal.
William Robinson
>5 loss streak, 3 of which had people tilting hard out of nowhere So much for that great experience I was having until now in Diamond
Eli Ortiz
>tranny art
Carter Watson
Man, I have lost so many KOTH 2-3 after being 2-0 I want to cry. It's so fucked up, it's the mode I perform my best and that I enjoy the most and now I get nothing but sad defeats.
Just kill me now.
Justin Harris
"After getting up to speed on recent events, he decides to take matters into his own hands and charts a deadly new course for the shadowy organization... "
It's a council but Doomfist removed all of his opponents. He's basically taken complete control.
Blake Barnes
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Angel Cox
My dad is Blizzard, he told me the new hero will be McCrees mother and her name is Jessie
Chase Morris
>"I have gold damage Why do DPS mains unironically say that? You better have gold or silver damage all game faggot, that's kind of the point of you. Now change it up when we can't make progress instead of watching everyone else switch instead.
Carter Stewart
>plat >play comp >everyone is retarded including me
>get matched with diamonds and masters in qp >everyone plays like a team >have fun
Christian Lopez
>achieve 40-50% accuracy average >hacking and shredding faggots left and right
Sombra is never not fun to play as, she also forces you to git gud because her only source of damage is her M1, so if you have potato aim you definitely will not do anything. It also helps that your aim will also carry on to other hitscan heroes.
Caleb Butler
if it makes you feel any better comp is still a shitshow in masters too. this season has been awful for everyone
Eli Gonzalez
well user i'm blizzard and the next hero is going to be an exact copy of orisa, except she's going to be an actual horse and she'll have a person riding her.
Brandon Foster
>be Tracer >flank enemy team, they chase me down 1v6 to kill me >team takes point >tracer wtf I have gold damage lol switch I sometimes forget that I've queued up for team deathmatch
Matthew Lewis
Oh shit is that a jojo reference
Dominic Jenkins
>put McCree on Orisa >plays like Cho'Gall from HOTS >dive is now counterable
Kayden Williams
Fucking dropped.
Colton Myers
>t.genji one trick
Landon Reed
Based Hanamaru point B
Chase Garcia
Why is that?
Jonathan Lewis
IKTF user. It's so easy to go Zarya and get charge for days in my rank, even if we lose I usually put in a good performance.
Nathaniel Nguyen
Could Cho'Gall kit's exist in a fps?
Angel Reyes
I WANT A REINHARDT TITTYPAD
Elijah Nelson
>it's a trip blog episode
Kevin Sanchez
>pick X hero >die repeatedly even though healer's on me >"Should I switch? Hmm no better keep doing the same thing over and over and expect a different result"
I can't play this game anymore, every ranked match is just a rollercoaster of "hey cool, we might win" to "oh, our only healer switched to Widow because we lost the first round" EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.
Benjamin Clark
>me ooga >team booga EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.
Jaxson Ortiz
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Jayden Hughes
>tfw I won a couple of games today that brought me to a new season high because we all communicated and made appropriate switches to counter enemy comp when asked or suggested Teamwork is WONDERFUL
Ryan Clark
>tell team not to peek >die to widow/hanzo >have to wait 8 seconds before another pus- oh another teammate died >and so on
Easton Smith
Guys, I'm scared.
Aaron Ortiz
>Trip actually talking about the game instead of crying about nothing get him told about our meta user
Jose Wilson
You're retarded. Bastion's fuckhuge hitbox makes Hanzo a great counter to bastion.
Jordan Perry
Hanzo's great for stationary turrets. Now watch him forget about that bastion and duel Tracer/D.va
Adam Thomas
Next matches in the world cup start in exactly three hours, right?
William Hall
>placed in bronze because I thought I was supposed to play whatever position we needed >pick DPS now and absolutely destroy >win five, lose four, etc >constant upward motion, now in silver >I could probably make it to gold or plat >all I have to do is keep playing competative >every game is a saltfest grind of me carrying five people who spend the entire duration shouting at eachother >every time I die the butthurt enemy teabags me or BMs in another way I'm not playing comp anymore jesus christ this is just miserable
QP master race
Carter Mitchell
>it's a teammate chooses DVA but never peels for you or use DM properly episode
I get that she's meta... but nobody knows how to play her
Nathaniel Ward
how do i peel user
Hudson Rodriguez
>solo healer >flanker tries to gank you >doomfist flies in out of nowhere and punches them into a wall