I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
Bentley Thomas
>no /d2g/ carry to support
Caleb Long
Timber was always OP piece of shit.
Hilariously enough 3k paki shitters can't even utilize him to get easy mmr in their 3k trench.
Angel White
This fucking game.
Landon Gutierrez
>Moon doing nothing with his manlet hero
Henry Robinson
...
Jayden Johnson
>w33ha
Bentley Stewart
>arab hordes repelled singlehandedly by gypsy lumberjack
Samuel Evans
>no timber op
Okay.
Ethan Collins
1st for the King of Dota
Cameron Ramirez
Slacks is fucking disgusting.
Him being a headliner personality is a fucking stain to the game. His persona is abrasive as fuck, he's a funny-noise guy which would be fine if he actually good at it, and his whole deal is being loud, inflammatory, and saying awful things. He's not even fucking smart when he says outrageous offensive shit; it's dumb lowest-common-denominator crap.
I'm fine if you like that sort of shit; there is a place for that for that audience. But you don't give a dipshit like that a fucking OFFICIAL platform at the International. It's goddamn unprofessional the things that comes out of that man's mouth.
I'm sitting there at TI 2016 and this retard is there in an official capacity with zero improv skills and professional conduct. At absolutely no time were you convinced his schtick was an act; he is actually that horrible and for some fucking reason people love him for it. Fat jokes and racism - his repertoire is pathetic.
Austin Lopez
>enemy ES looks near dead, allies about to finish him off but you want the kill >your presence makes his Echoslam powerful enough that your allies are subsequently killed before they can finish him >fail to chase him down yourself That's gotta be a good feel
Ryan Fisher
Xth for ded voice
Who can stop Timber
Dominic James
shame reso was given a shit hero or odd might have won by now
Brayden Reed
Imagine being kotlguy in dreamleague and having to be all like "damn, slacks, you fuckin' funny, all memy with your bulldyke body and horrific memespouting attitude. I would totally be on a panel with you, both my camera-self and the behind the scenes me." when all he really wants to do is fucking murder this manchild on camera. Like seriously imagine having to be kotlguy and not only stand at that desk while actionslacks flaunts his disgusting manchild persona in front of you, the laughs of redditors barely concealing the muttering of utter contempt under your breath, but just stand there, game after game, hour after hour, watching slacks act like aretard while knowing he got an invite to TI7 and you didn't. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking balding visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's 'SO GODDAMN FUNNY XDD' because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch his mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been casting nothing but shitty tier 2 games at 4am your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies of highground.tv. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out through his disgusting floral pattern flea market shirt as he shouts memes at the camera, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in his 'humour'. And then the production calls for more slacks cam time, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking kotlguy. You're not going to lose your future e-sports career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
Camden Ward
w33 1v9 confirmed
Aiden Parker
this is /d2g/ atm
Chase Allen
Moon did something!
Gavin Hill
>46% winrate in +5K
Not to mention that Liquid only has 1 dedicated nuker and Viper is a garbage hero and even then Timber is starting to fall off hard.
Tyler Lopez
MIRACLE ?
James Barnes
Is that really Blitz now? Wasn't he an obese Asian midget? He looks fit as fuck, better than 99% of /d2g/.
Jace Reyes
I guess I'm the idiot one who forgot panties?
Hunter Powell
makes a change from reso having to 1v9 desu
Grayson Robinson
>5k in 2017 >10k exists
It's new 4k or less.
Jackson Bell
moon and reso helped him get fit
David Scott
bruh
Levi Davis
As a former LoLbab, what hero would be closest to Xerath? I wanna zippity zap some motherfuckers with impunity.
why is it so hard to carry retards unless i play her?
Gabriel Allen
there are no such garbage as xerath in this game
Benjamin Williams
Me with the big camel toe
Andrew Morales
Still better than 98% of the playerbase
Mason Lewis
Moon redemption arc is the best arc
Jace Campbell
USELESS VIPER
Hunter Myers
>baited by rosh
Why is Liquid so shit?
Parker White
>tfw dominate game as invoker >still lose
Sebastian Sanchez
now this is some good dota
Aaron Scott
IDC DREAMLEAGUE IDC TI I CARE MMR
Caleb Barnes
>watching dead guy who abused steroids
Not a good advice.
Dylan Price
Every Invoker spell in that fight was a bad miscast. Miracle gets tilted just from dying once, or what
William Hughes
Slark buffs after this TI.
Get ready!
Gavin Phillips
>Xerath >Garbage nigga....
Name ONE bad thing about him.
Jayden Anderson
>Liquid was directly invited as the second best eu team
William Martinez
MUSLIMS BTFO ARABS ON SUICIDE WATCH
Oliver Rivera
1 - he is garbage 2 - he is hot garbage 3 - he is terrible
Lincoln Lopez
>liquid does a tryhard draft for once >get dumpstered
Daniel Evans
look at this dood
Jack Ross
please no
Xavier Brooks
>planet odd couldn't beat complexity a month ago >beating the epicenter champions and current favourite for TI
what happened
Levi King
zues, storm spirit arc warden, only lightning themed dudes in doter, but nothing kit wise similar to xerath
Leo Phillips
>THIS IS YUROPS FINEST
Landon Murphy
That was a fun game to watch
Camden James
Great game to watch. Complain about Timber all you want, but he's great to watch. And it's not like anyone can play him at this level.
Gavin Sanders
>pick Nature's Prophet >pick Viper >lose
Are these 2 the honeypot heroes of the season?
Carson Murphy
Slark players will be the first taken on the day of the rope
Ryder Howard
what did liquid mean by this
Carson Reed
If that was a Juggernaut instead of a Viper, things would be much different
Benjamin Robinson
>current favourite for TI
Zachary Myers
>AOE blast instead of 8 second cd teamfight control
biggest mistake ever
Nicholas Diaz
me with glasses
Cameron James
>current favorite
Jeremiah Wood
>current favourite for TI
Jaxon Miller
Viper did nothing that game. NP didn't do much either. Shitty draft against Timber.
Nolan Rivera
do you accept loss when enemy picks venomancer mid
Robert Ward
...
Josiah Watson
>Not mentionning Razor and Disruptor (somewhat)
Chase Ramirez
Pedoweebs why do you have to ruin everything?
Nicholas Cox
Cringe
Michael Thompson
me under the bed
Daniel Wood
That honestly was an amazing game.
Jack Kelly
What k-pop group is this?
Grayson Bennett
literally drain timber's mana or silence him
David Sanchez
can weebitors fuck off to their subreddit?
Brody Adams
>not invited to TI >Liquid in shambles how will Nahaz ever recover
Joseph Green
Me taking a selfie
Dylan Sanders
imaout this thread DISGUTING
Evan Clark
The force staff stacking in this game was getting kinda ridiculous.
Force Staff should apply a status effect on the target that makes other force staffs push only 50% distance for the next 5 seconds.
Easton Hernandez
...
Joseph Perry
Kuroky is a shit drafter
Ayden Scott
hopefully he wont and hang himself with the rest of the cucks.
Sebastian Sanders
He had 30 charges a few times during the match, his regen was so heavy that all he had to do was wait a few seconds for it to replenish after Miracle EMPed him.
Ryder Hall
WOMEN. LIE
Carson Taylor
its like he had euls and lotus orb to counter those...
Carter Kelly
would NP going for silver edge instead of meme items have helped with le balanced armor and regen stacks?
Henry Wright
>literally drain timber's mana or silence him lmao, +50 mana/sec, just drain it xD
Grayson Morales
What's better - MemeLeague or Beyond the MemeHouse?
Charles Bailey
I'm gonna need you to delete this before Icefrog sees it. Thank you, god bless.
Landon Miller
Not an answer. Back to your hole, faggot.
Blake Price
you don't actually -enjoy- dota... right?
Jose Richardson
beyond the memehouse, grandgrant is my dota waifu
Ryder Nguyen
time to check is low prio is cleansed
Andrew Gutierrez
beyondthereddit didn't have slacks so it's instantly much better
Benjamin Bell
Which team in TI plays most aggressively? Who are the funnest to watch?