/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

Uguu Edition

Ye olde previous thread: >New TF2 Blogpost about Balance Changes:
teamfortress.com/post.php?id=30147
>list of good comm. servers
teamfortress.tv/servers

>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf | tf2outpost.com | backpack.tf | bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf | trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf | scrapbank.me
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil AHUE): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W

>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/edit?usp=sharing

you are all bad at this game

1rd for epic frags

rate my pyro

Most fun I've had in this game.

for a second i thought the op pic was violet from the incredibles but instread it's just some cripple anime grilled

5st for only 1 (one) person finding the raffle last thread

Incredibles 2 when?

lemme get some boneless loadouts

are there any cheaters who are actually good on their own volition without cheats or are they all shit

cute

fuck kinda loadouts
and 2 liter machine [B]roke we got 1 liter though

rly?

@183524993
All shit

2019 possibly, they said they're working on it but info leaks are slow
all we know is that it starts right at the end of 1, with the miner dude

no now it's two

Finally someone else in here, it was lonely
He's yakui silly

Will it though? They've already made games about the miner dude. I doubt they'd use that plot again.

i was informing the brainlets here not him

>him

sorry
*him (female)

>the tf2 site was update but there was no content added

there should be a payload map with no end timer that would be like the 2fort or turbine of payload maps

Damn. Part 1 of the update is looking good. Can't wait for Part 2!

Why cant the update drop i want to raffle some stuff

payload tug-of-war
cart starts in the middle and both teams can push it toward's the other team's bomb hole

Lmao, raffles

I do raffles to connect and give stuff away to the twelve people that still play this game.

Lmao, tripfags

lmao, give me some doujin artists that can write something entertaining, i'm bored as hell and most of this stuff is shit

What is and isn't entertaining is subjective, specify.

does doujin mean bad hentai

John K Peta

the eviction notice is just a boneless GRU

this is medic
say something nice about him

looks like an anime protagonist

Medic is fun

i didn't know he put out something this year, nice stuff
something that's not the usual bullshit doujin plothole ridden story

>successfully make a tower with 7 people while waiting for competitive to begin
>SniperGodz the gibus-wearing default scout finds it and guns us all down

i saw a medic with 3 unusual effects on him today.

He was fucking terrible, using the Quick-fix on Payload offense. Like what the fuck man

based snipergodz

>he doesnt know quick-fix is objectively the best in every situation except for the start of a payload or A/D map

I like using the vaccinator.

>get full uber charge
>backstabbed

>not immediately activating uber whenever you get it

>relying on uber

>Not using Kritzkrieg exclusively

kritz is the only medigun that doesn't also affect the medic and is therefore shit

>tfw your 3 engis set up on last 2 whole checkpoints before it's relevant
>tfw their entire nest gets shat on in less than a minute of the push reaching it

^

The medic uses kritz on you as demo

the medic uses kritz on you as spy

the medic uses kritz on you as heavy

>crit enforcer no longer instagibs everything

scout - quick fix or vaccinator
soldier - kritzkrieg
pyro - stock or quick fix
demoman - kritzkrieg or stock
heavy - vaccinator or kritzkrieg
engineer - no
medic - no
sniper - kritzkrieg
spy - no

>not ubering your melee only kunai spy with kritz

>Not ubering the engineer or spy
wtf is wrong with you?

>engineer - no
i think it depends. if they're going battle engie they're about as good as a scout, just not as fast. kritz goes well with widowmaker, but getting those two together isn't exactly common.

>engineer - no
t. someone who never experienced a good engi uber
shit's ridicolous

>medic - no
have you never gone uber chaining?

>tfw this game won't be adult oriented any more
>tfw the nsfw cheat got replaced with a fucking sword you have to charge in order to use
>tfw the poser is all that's left now

Looking for people to do some MvM, hit me up if you're in
No i won't fucking buy you a ticket

Considering his FP model i'm positive he'll keep the smut in, and besides it was always mostly about the overall experience and modeling than the adult content. Remember the original Marceline's House demo, and all the bullshit you had to do to get everything? Same as now

buy me a ticket

>does 178 DPS to you

buy me a ticket

>I'm fully cha-AAH!

Sorry, forgot the image.

Can we do community then, bro?

...

Sure, add me buddy

is this considered impressive in the ""competitive"" community? froyo was playing like a bunch of sub 4000 hour autists you'd see in a pub stack and any spy who isn't retarded could've done that.

t. I've never watched or played 6s

>100% charge with the kritzkrieg
>turn the corner into a 270 damage randumb crit rocket

Ofifical TF2 crutch list:
Gunboats
Mad Milk
Spycicle
Dead Ringer
Darwin's Danger Shield
Rescue Ranger
Iron Bomber
Anything demoknight
Loch n Load
The entire pyro class
Machina
Black Box/Concheror
New Mantreads
Base Jumper
Diamondback
Frontier Justice

I'm down with all of these except for
>Gunboats
Foregoes staying power for more mobility. You take less damage from jumps, but you're also shit as a pocket, and in any close quarters situation. Pyros also meme you pretty hard unless you walk into them until almost point blank.
>Diamondback
It rewards spy for doing what it's supposed to do, and until then there's no upside to it?
Explain yourself.

where is bazaar bargain

>enemy crits
>random crit them

haha yes

>Engi, no
>Medic, no
>Spy, no

t. uncreative nofun steel 6s shitter that doesn't realize mind games play a big role in proper Ubers.

why is demoknight a crutch?

because the soldier autists here don't know how to use a shotgun and won't stop biting about it

bazaar bargain isn't a crutch, it's a direct upgrade after you get a few headshots.

Who needs a shotgun when you can just pop them into the air mid-charge with a well-timed rocket?

Demoman is one of the few classes that work best with stock, Demoknight is completely useless unless you get caught by one in a corner. Like seriously, you see one from afar, even with one of the shields, just shot them a bit and you'll either kill them or make them flee.

what if the grenade launcher is buffed, and then stickies nerfed? Valve has nerfed stickies many times, wouldn't be surprised if they outright gouged it.
GL+ chargentarge shield can be good, explosive resistance is strong, and you can chase kills in close quarters

worst idea ive seen so far from these threads

Wait, gonna finish this DLC in Fallout first

the scottish handshake is a crutch

same with the Nostromo Napalmer

Not sure if there exists something like this for tf2 already, but I whipped this up.

this

Ze Vampire of Bavaria

Lvl Whatever MediGun

+Beam has longer range
+Beam hurts enemies
+Using it against enemies charges Übercharge
+25% Quicker weapon switch
-Healing is twice as slow
-Übercharge lasts half as usual

what exactly is the point of this

I'll give it a shot.

I've reset my hours a couple times in the 3 thousand hours played, but pyro was always low anyway.

asshole coming through

Why the minigun if heavy is your least played?

I just love the way it looks both in First person and in world view.

what exactly is the point of this?

really? i think it looks awful compared to the old viewmodel

I get that. Theres something iconic about miniguns.

I feel like the spook specs are one of the few soldier hats that aren't like his default(covers his eyes, dome shape} that actually works with other cosmetics. I love playing the guy but a lot of his hats just don't appeal to me.