what if garrus was a grill edition.
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First for QT ayys
Vetra isn't cute
>tfw no hot-headed c-sec detective gf
Any DLC news?
Scooter looks disappointed
LEWD LEWD DELTE
Because he could be giving Avi a spiked drink and plundering his raptorbooty instead.
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hnnnf
Why not both?
>ywn have a menage a trois with Vetra and Avitus
He's pure evil.
I NEED waifus with implants.
>that one fic where Miranda gets huge implants, a new haircut and dyes it blonde, then fails to put on her suit
Too bad it was just mind-control porn with Jack fucking up Miranda's life then ending with some galactic control shit. It was weird.
Did someone say hand holding?
Well, If he rejects the pathfinder role. You find Avitus as an alcoholic mercenary in Kadara.
All a part of Scoot's master plan
>Kadara
Worse than thousand eternities. Based Avi doesn't deserve it.
Kadara is where love blossoms, though?
Between piss and shit?
I don't think Avi is going to think that when we wakes up with his bum sore
Between cliff peaks and the sky.
That's a forbidden love.
It can get pretty lewd.
Wait what? You got a link for that?
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>Hunter
I fucking hope this isn't his name.
It's my name.
Since Garrus was shorter than Vetra, how short would be as a grill?
Moshae looks creepy here.
Do we know which sex is supposed to be taller?
Obviously males
Oh, hey, I found it.
>archiveofourown.org
Wait, I confused it with another fic the author made.
I don't really like it that much. That kind of mind control is a bit too rape-y for me, I'd MUCH prefer subtle suggestions, playing on Miranda's desire to be better than everyone else, etc. There is that in the beginning, but then it just goes balls out.
Plus, I think the Miranda and Jack pairing is extremely overrated.
Kys
Not very nice, friendo.
Some birds have size differences, with males being bigger, but some are equal in size. I feel turians would be equal.
It's not his fault. Gen Xers, regardless of race, culture, or nation, come up with the worst names. Thank God I got the family name.
They aren't literally birds, you dolt. Besides, Maleturs have all that fancy shit to make them look fiercer and what not, so I assume they'd be bigger as well.
I suppose everything is better than Scott after all.
GAS THE ANGARA
I hate it by itself, still sounds weird to me, but it goes well with my last name.
What is your last name? Dick?
SPACE WAR NOW
I ain't trying to throw dirt on your name man it could be a lot worse. Served a girl at my theater with the name "Sunshine". It was on her debit card and everything.
Should've been a prostitute.
Andromeda will be my first ME on a console. Looking up things while the game downloads, it looks like there are tons of abilities this time around. What's the funnest route to take that won't require precision aiming? I figure I'll go vanguard if nothing else, since it's practically impossible to miss after charging a guy.
No, it just flows.
I would've been named Summer if I were a girl. It's an okay name, but I hate the summer.
Them being avian is the only point of reference we have. And they're just proto-feathers.
Pull+Throw.
Everything is better than Christmas.
Wouldn't have minded Autumn. Nice name and season.
Energy drain - incinerate - lance
Charge - annihilation - lance
There's also a mod which makes Nova a detonator, and with change + annihilation it makes you a biotic weapon of death. But since you're a consolepleb go for default.
man look at all these reviews for mass effect survival
and it keeps going
Can I die already?
Mass effect game series is finally dead
It would have survived if they actually did good facial animations and didn't get all the meme hate
>ywn tie down a turian twink boi and force him to cum all over his own mandibles
I don't have the heart to fight it anymore
>twink
If you aren't humiliating anyone in the blackwatch, you are doing it wrong
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>ywn clear out building full of bt's with time powers
>ywn do this to bt's youtube.com
>wake up
>check out /meg/
>vetrafags still exist
why is this allowed?
I'd rather just have a cute human femboy.
>tfw no Poju trap
>no 2n5
>no Incase
>no Dmitrys
>2n5
Nah m8 you can fuck right off with that scat fetish bullshit
It is the true path.
no, its one of the shittiest characters created, you should get good taste.
?
Just skip that shit, man. Write "-scat" like I do.
Vetra worst femtur
>play game that lets you romance any alien of all forms
>choose the most undesireable and unlikeable bottom of the barrel
why are turianfags so fucking pathetic
Do not respond to Liara autist
truth hurts doesnt it?
Legitimately thought he was describing the asari, for a second, there.
Name one (in numbers 1) reason why femturs are better than asari.
protip: you cant
Robit dogs with machine guns ontop! Popping up drones to tag enemies!
Give me snow-covered industrial areas, please.
You act like any kind of alien scum is good.
Daily reminder that if you didn't romance Tali as broshep, you played the series wrong
Give me one good reason to not want to breed Tali.
you cant breed quarian scum you retarded talicuck
>tfw playing the turian soldier equipped with the soned gatling gun
Holy shit, ME:A multiplayer is pretty fun.
I can't.
And on that note,
>tfw playing the femtur havoc with a heavy machine gun.
Found both of my favorite classes I think.
>ywn use Deus Ex Space Magic to impregnate Tali
>ywn raise a family together on a beach home on Rannoch
>use Deus Ex Space Magic to impregnate Tali
Stop this right now.
what is this braincancer of talifaggots that think she could bear children instead of dying miserably of an infection? its doesnt work faggots, visit a school.
quarian cпид
I CAN DREAM user
>implying half the shit in mass effect works how it really would.
Tali says she's getting used to Shepard's body, if you know what she means.
thanks m8
You mean like she likes having his penis inserted into her vagina?
>play game that lets you romance any alien of all forms
>choose a blue human with scales
Talk about pathetic.
>He didn't pick the human with a hat
look at this faggot.
look at this faggot and laugh.
Nah, it's simply stupid. Think about adopting a tiny quarian if you must but don't start messing with hybrids, that's gross. There's a good reason why BW didn't touch this shit with a 10 foot pole in the OT and wrote asari reproduction the way it is. We've already discussed why humgara are a stupid concept a few months back, when the Jaal people still posted here.
I think she likes more than just that, user. If you catch my drift.
>humgara
I am so glad that it took me several seconds to figure out what that meant.
user, are you implying that she likes to hold Shepard's hand?
Take it how ever you want man. Just know that she deleted all her human Nerve-Stim Pro programs because now she has the real thing.
if you play as broshep, Tali si for garrus
> let the dextros be happy
>all those logs of human mating and shit
At least I can be safe in the knowledge that a fictional character is just as curious about alien physiology as I am.
>pairing the spares
What's your favorite ability to pair with Charge?
>hybrid
God, no, I just want my sperm to be compliant.
I said I wanted to breed her.
I never said it would ever be successful.