/utg/ - Undertale general

Me!

No!

Goat

Children

But can the spider offer psychological counseling to Flowey?!

Pixiv.

Who?

Pastor Gaster.

Frisk

But can the Spider GROOVE?

youtube.com/watch?v=KPYgPW0YTVA

Fresh fish

hot

DAMN

Hint: they're all in the OP.

This user wants to get eaten alive by the anthropomorphic representations of his own lustful shutin tendencies.

An AU where Flowey sees Chara everywhere the same way Grandpa Simpson sees Death

how does undyne manage to look both scary and hot at the same time?

I don't really care about that old flavor of the month video

fish is just hot

She just does

Let me spell it out for you. The. Spider. A. Cute! It's as simple as that!
Of course she can! Her cuteness can help even someone as damaged as Flowey. She always knows what to say to make anything better!
Fresh cute! Thanks!
Why is it a gif?
Totally!

Why does Alphys get to have 7 girlfriends

Legends say if you let the image run for 10,000 years the image gets even cuter.
Some weirdos decide to save their completely still images as gifs.

Why does Asgore get to have 6 boy/girl friends.

He's a goat. Humans love those.

But can the Spider explain how to stop people from driving without insurance!?

I went ahead with the dream idea. Here's how it starts.

He was sleeping. He hadn't really needed to, not for a long time, but he found it helped the time go by. A break from himself was a respite.

"My child!"

His head jerked up, ears flopping about wildly and narrowly missing the trunk of the tree he had laid against. That would have hurt.

"My child, dinner is ready!"

"Coming, Mom!"

Cheerful, he got to his feet, ran out from under the tree and along the sunlit field. In a surprisingly short time he had reached New Home, dashed into the house, turning left sharply to find his parents already at the table. The complimentary scents of cinnamon and butterscotch filled his nostrils.

"It smells great, Mom!"

"I am sure it does, but you have to eat the main course first. Yours is over here."

"I helped select the ingredients." Said his father, stroking his golden beard with a little pride. "Your mother may be the better cook, but I can still recognise freshness when I see it."

He clambered into his seat, where a large platter was covered. Feeling absolutely ravenous, he lifted the lid.

"Oh boy!"

A large mound of soil lay on the platter, damp and clumped together. Licking his lips, he carefully placed it on the ground, and buried his feet in it up to his ankles. As he absorbed the nutrients, he rubbed his belly in satisfaction. Absently his head turned towards the sunlight beaming in through the window, as he looked over the great city covered by a rocky roof.

"You always know where to find the best soil, Dad. This has so much nitrogen!"

His father chuckled softly.

"How was school today, my child?"

"It was great! Mister Kent brought in a cloud to teach us about it, and I put my hand in it, and it was all wet! They really are made of water!"

Oh! I can't wait! Maybe then she'll go into Super Cute form 4!
Certainly! Everyone knows that driving can be dangerous and accidents happen all the time. If the spider suggests that insurance is a good idea, you best bet she's right!

Not if he spends all day sleeping in the confessional booth.

"if you're read this notice, father sans is intensely busy. say a rosary and that should cover it. unless you killed someone, then talk to deacon papyrus about it."

That works. Two comments:
>In a surprisingly short time
Dreams are constantly weird but rarely surprising. He would take a suspiciously short time, but he wouldn't be surprised about it or think it's weird.
>"I helped select the ingredients." Said his father
"Said" shouldn't be capitalized here, despite coming after a period, because it's not actually the start of the sentence. The structure of a quoted part of a sentence usually doesn't affect the grammar of the rest of the sentence much.

That's pretty neat, but maybe you could screw with the reader a little by moving that first line/paragraph (he was sleeping...) to the end of or after the dream sequence. It could really drive home the disappointment Flowey feels that his dream isn't real as the reader would, to a certain extent, have to share in that disappointment. Do you see what I mean?

>"Said" shouldn't be capitalized here
Huh, I regularly capitalize my 'Said's. Guess I got some mass editing to do. Thanks for the critique!

For a fee

Funny, I was following a suggestion of the opposite. Besides, I thought mentioning the "respite from himself" was setting himself up for disappointment, because if sleep was his refuge from his waking thoughts it's becoming harder as he's now getting dreams that screw with that.

on scale from 1 to 10 how uncomfortable does Asriel get at people commenting on how soft he feels?

My family used to keep goats, they have a lot of charm

I looked up rules for quotation before I started writing. Saved me some trouble. They're consistent, but not very intuitive.

That was my suggestion, but I'm no longer completely sure it's a good idea here. Play with both, see what works best for this case. It's a cliché, but clichés become clichés because they work.

They're wonderful animals, but holy mother, do they stink

Anime

I'd say an 8 or 9, rising up to a 10 depending on how much they're touching him or if they're whispering it into his ear.

Goats are charming. My mum and aunt have both said they want to keep goats, too.

Does Asgore still have the most random amount of ships? I swear I've seen him unironically paired with every named character but Undyne, a handful of side characters like Bpants, Doggo, nicecream bunny, Innkeeper bunny and random OCs like Chara's mom once. Not to mention crossover ships like Bowser and the dad from FMA

Gaster loves the sequel and this is why Alphys got rid of him

I bet Toby listened a lot of goat voices when he designed the voice for each Dreemurr.

Aren't they all the same sound but pitched differently?

Yes. Asriel is clearly inspired by Waka.

Asriel playing Blitzball?

Alphys was right

2 is garbage

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2 is WAY cuter and sells more.

Original
>shallow shonen crap
>a budget that very noticeably fluctuated between each episode
>made to sell toys and merch
>completely plot-driven
>horrible soundtrack, mostly pop music from the time
>was so bad the director, Hiro Kanyuhierme, thought it was going to flop terribly
>became the circle-jerk focus of 80s manchildren otaku for several years
>generated waifufaggotry the likes of which still have yet to be beat

Sequel Show
>deceptive artstyle that lured in both funds and fans
>completely subverts the genre by replacing mindless action sequences with moral and philosophical conflicts
>none of the characters are outright good or evil, but justified from their perspectives
>features deconstruction of the Maho Shoujo genre, using it to explore the concept of the hero, civic responsibility, identity and the concept of justice
>animation is flawless, with operatic, hyper-stylized action scenes that leave you in awe
>grand sense of scale, from the most personal sequences to society-affecting scenes
>takes itself seriously, without any sarcasm or irony
>less reliance on jokes and slapstick comedy to remove the drama
>ends in a tragedy that reflects our current obsession with fame, materialism and nihilism, but still has a gleam of hope

Two is far better and anyone who thinks otherwise is a brainlet pleb

tasteless, sellout g/a/rbage, that's all I see

whoa they have internet in the void

>t. Commercialist Nostalgiafag

No, no. Waka from Okami.

We can all agree Mew Mew 4 was utter garbage right?

I kinda wonder if Toby saw first-hand what happened with Tokyo Mew-Mew and based the whole joke on how it crashed and burned, or if he just came up with this after some trivia.

Oh yeah absolutely
Three and Four are absolute trash, even more so than the original

Too bad they're making another one next year

What happened to Tokyo Mew Mew

That second one actually sounds worse...

>Moral and philosophical conflicts = pedantic, drawn-out navel-gazing
>Exporing the concept of heroes, concept of justice, etc = more pedantic navel-gazing that really just amounts to Mew Mew feeling bad about doing something and wondering if she should have done another thing
> Hyper-stylized action scenes = too much focus on style over function, makes the action scenes difficult to follow or really understand
> Grand sense of scale in personal sequences = everything has to be part of the plot, EVERYTHING, no normal interactions allowed
>Takes itself seriously, less reliance on jokes = you took a comedic show and removed the comedy from it
> Ends in tragedy trying to show you a sad 2deep4u shitshow that really just amounts to a bunch more navelgazing

Anyone who enjoyed Mew Mew 1, or light-hearted magical girl series in general, would be disgusted with Mew Mew 2. But I guess having a bunch of philosophical nonsense every episode impressed the critics, who are notorious for not liking fun.

Original is what it was, mostly harmless.

Then the writer left and the artists took over for the sequel. It immediately pulled some shit to make the previous main character completely useless and ushered in a new character who became the new leader and was better in basically every regard. It didn't go over very well and was canned two volumes in.

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Literally a brainlet

I remember this pic during the age of /utg/ thread trains. Come to think of it, it wasn't that pleasant at all having threads moving fast af like that

the fuck is this

Only oldfags will remember.

A screencap from the human general on Monchan.

Are Charafags still the worst?

Don't.

Fucking genius, that's what.

But I want to.

Chara themself will never be not the worst.

As far as Charafags go, however, it depends. In the wider fandom, they're the worst except maybe sansfags. Here on utg they can be alright and usually are.

Would you still love your fave if they were 8 and they weren't good enough at cleaning so the house was still dirty when the guests were about to arrive and they started crying when you yelled at them for it as if it wasn't their own fault

What the fuck dude

I don't think any characterfag actually annoys me here, at most I just ignore them. Off-site though, Charafags are often insufferable and Sansfags are a little too far gone in their little AU worlds.

I would still love them.

As long as the house is at least somewhat tidy and doesn't smell bad, guests probably wouldn't notice spots and dust and dirt as long as it's not on food plates or cutlery or in that general area. And if they're the sort of nitpicking assholes who do, then they probably don't really deserve hospitality anyways.

I only do it to fuck with Asrielfags

You summed it up better than I could have.

Who the fuck asks an 8 year old to clean the house and actually expects a good job?

POST FISHWAIFU

Pull your weight or out you go

And chase away momfags.
Don't forget that.

I hate Charafags

And to top it all off the artstyle is generic shit! I'm glad that I'm not the only one here who can recognize that the sequel has its drawbacks too.
MewMewOGForLife

But Woshua would never fail at that task.

He has no actual interest in discussing this game. He's proven this CONSTANTLY.

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Objectively the best character

One order of fish, with side of tin can

All Dreemurrs are guilty of sin

As perhaps the biggest Asrielfag here I have to say that your efforts have produced the opposite effect. Charaposting is p chill and it reminds me of what attracted me to the gote in the first place.

My method of posting has no effect on furries

I know that you're jokingbut stop feeding someone who's projecting because he drove someone who was clearly depressed out of the thread and might be feeling guilty for the first time in his pathetic goddamn life.

Senpai I don't care either way. All the characters of Undertale have their own charm.

>the biggest Asrielfag here

Something about that image is so cute yet disturbing at the same time

I bet you barely even have any handsome gote pics.