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Lolalytics.com
lolskill.net

>7.15 Patch Notes

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How do you play this guy?

Best girl.
Best friend.
Best wife.

>wake up urgots out
oooo baby

Watch White crow tutorials for jg
Watch Pinkwardlol for top

>Kayn wasn't bullshitting about hard carrying

It's a fuckin miracle. Now don't counter-throw.

This thread has been claimed in the name of touched up metal!

who carried you to diamond, /lolg/?

akali buffs lmao

Can you be reported for refusing to take a certain lane? Like if I wanna top and not jungle, can my team report me for just going top regardless of who locked in or called?

what should i play if i want to have fun?

credit card id assume for most

I want to go swimming in Lulu.

ww

no you can't

go show these casual normie players who's boss

Yeah, and Rioters have said they ban for it, so I'd not do that if I were you.

Of course what they SAY they ban for and what they actually ban for aren't always consistent.

i want to look EXACTLY like janna!

Crit Viktor

>thinking D5 is so hard you need to pay for a boost
lmao the real climb starts in D2. Before that, literally just dont shitpick and dont int and you can get D5
t. D4

ez just turned into a sleeper 7.15 if you dont believe me idc

it depends if it was blind pick or not tbqh.

jungle fiddle

carry seven red wards with you at all times

post leeg related wallpapers

Absolutely not.

discus

its impressive

Reminder that Luluposters should have a hot knife twisted into their heart.

>implying the average d5 player can escape d5
>implying the average league player can get d5
Goodluck friend.

The splash is fine, but her in-game is shit. Almost nothing has changed.

>inting
HAHA EPIK REDDIT MEME BUDDY UPVOTE
EVERYTHING IS DIFFERENT FOR EVERYONE. NOT "INTING" IS HARD FOR SOME.

>splash is fine
>in-game is shit
League of Legends in a nutshell.

my thoughts exactly

Reminder - Thresh is the pinnacle of great champion design.

D5 will be unobtainable for like 80-85% of everyone that plays this game. Hell, like 50% of the people playing are in fucking bronze.

>Lucian doing his best to throw
Get it together, Lucy, you fuck

Good job recovering from your CS deficit. Also is that a Rot you're making?

xth for breast metal waifu

Reminder - Garen is the pinnacle of great champion design.

Im awful compared to actual good players, believe me, I've played against their smurfs and was smashed. And yet I still got D5.

>vayne even better now
nice

>D5 will be unobtainable for like 80-85% of everyone that plays this game
Diamond 5+ is like the top 12% of the playerbase so actually even lower than your estimate.

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>read an old post by Dardoch's brother about how big of a piece of shit Dardoch is

This guy is a fucking asshole holy shit.

He legit hits his mother who's suffering from breast cancer and Hashimoto's so he can play a fucking video game.

Like, it's one thing to be an asshole to people you meet throughout life, but it's another thing entirely to be an asshole to your mother. You only get one.

Yeah but if you were the AVERAGE player you'd be stuck in bronze/silver like every other average garbage player.
see

>ez being relevant for as long as Corki exists
Not happening, kiddo.

my mmr is plat 3 and its saying im in the top 4% of players according to my spot on the ladder so even lower than that mate

well you won

I saw that pantheon buy phage then SELL it outside of fountain, fucking what

dardoch is a medicore player and a shitty person
More news at 11.

Is Sona annoyed Riot keeps making her bust obnoxiously bigger?

Reminder - Zed is healthy and balanced and Riot can stop nerfing him now

7 buildings destroyed and top CS. You did your job my dude. That Kayn is an edgy fuck but he did good work. Congrats, you're almost to your promos.

No he didn't

He'll still get shit on by crit and bork ADs

taking like 1 or 2 seconds off of Q which has like a 2 second cool down after he gets frozen fist/tri force is negligible.

had a strange performance issue late into that. for some reason my fps was changed to uncapped and it started getting actively fucky

did he? what a fucking clown

I think she likes it, to be honest.

To raise such an asshole, you need to be quite an asshole yourself. Not excusing him, just sayin.

>Garen e bug in urf still hasn't been fixed
God bless rito games

You really don't. My parents are pretty chill and real nice And im a piece of walking garbage online, in real life as well but im not stupid enough to physically hit people. I dont need fucking fines. He's just that kid that never got told "No stop being dumb" and was encouraged anyway

The 12% figure is global. You're 4% on your server.

Apparently his dad has substance abuse issues with the same personality issues that he has

WHAT THE FUCK DO BUILD ON SINGED
HELP

i would think that percentage would be a constant across the servers, unless its just stupid easy to climb in some servers and the eu plat = na bronze memes are true

>play vs jarvan
>as camille
>he is so bad i kill him three times in 10 first min
>mid and late game
>he just go full ad and keep killing over and over my varus and lux
>varus end 4/17
>jarvan end 20/7

don't tell me adc players aren't worst in this game

post more injured/disabled/burned/crazy girls please but make it league related

I love Lissandra!
Don't forget that Sejfag has autism, so please be patient with him!

IM GONNA WRECK IT

seal refill pot
corruption, boots, rylai
guise
glory->liandry or liandry->glory
most likely DMP next unless you get oneshot by syndra

picking zac now into strong early jungler is sucide

Not EU and NA, but OCE is a joke, Turkey is a joke and quite a few others that are so much of a joke that I don't remember their names. We have 12 servers if we don't count PBE.

brane damij?

heh, luck of the Irish...

>three times the farm of anybody on my team
>all the kills
>least deaths
>twice the damage of anybody
>no honor

>Girls
user... I do have some League ones though.

Good luck getting out of Silver. I don't have the patience for it, myself.

CLG isn't going to worlds.

They care more about having a roster full of residents and "the power of friendship" than they do about actually fucking winning.

neither do i but here i am

>caring about honor
People are more likely to honor their duos. Has anyone even fucking hit lvl3 yet?

>implying darshit wouldnt just fuck up their entire mojo and demand a trailer full of money before he'd leave

xth for Cute Ashe

>tfw been posting this for weeks
>actually came true

I feel bad for Mickey and Reignover, they didn't know what they were getting into and Gameover is notoriously nice. Piglet chose his path at this point, although that might just be hindsight bias.

Still excited af for my boy Mickey putting the team on his back- the meme in Korea is that he rolls dice before every game and if he highrolls he carries, else he throws

kill yourself!

STOP BUILDING GLORY ON SINGED
IT'S A SHIT ITEM

i should have just picked bard s it can be snow day in top

It'll be alright. He'll just play like shit and they'll throw him in the bench and he probably wont hang with another team in the lcs

The ironic thing is, Dardoch basically dropped out of school to play league, and bet his entire future on being a successful player, but he's most likely going to be donezo after this split because TL can just drop him and pick up a random jungler who isn't a fucking douche after they buy their franchise spot.

No team is going to want to put up with him after franchising because it's not like they can get relegated.

If he actually ingratiated himself to a team before next season, him dropping out of school would be worth. But now he's about to shoot himself in the foot because he can't stop being a faggot and is most likely going to be forced to retire after dropping out of school to play league.

Well you have a Rammus, so this should be an okay game unless he's a complete ape. On the other hand he unironically linked to a Discord channel so you might be fucked.

Good news is, that Jinx has the shitter skin so she will probably get dumpstered.

STOP BULLYING SONA!

It isn't her fault she's so busty!

Which mastery on urgot?

That's a cute Sejuani as well
Sej and Ashe>Olaf>Shit>Lissandra

>they pulled the absolutely insane rek'sai nerfs
You're lucky riot I almost uninstalled

Omar is good though

the gay baby is dead

5 decides what I fap to tonight

Post more Lux!!

I want to lewd the Kog'maw!

yorick mori

>Losing streak now at 48 games
Honestly this is just funny now. I was Gold II now at Silver III and still falling. I'd say 90% of those games were completely unwinnable no matter how hard I carried. I'm getting afkers, ragers, people who feed relentlessly, it's nuts. I could play 5000 games this season and never have this streak of bad luck evened out. Insane.

whens the next Marksman or Mage champion?

Illaoi scat.

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Post 'Em, Hate 'Em, Rate 'Em

No one on CLG is actually good, they just look decent in NA.

Darshan would get his head smashed in internationally, like he does every time he plays internationally.

Omar is going to get analed by foreign junglers.

Huhi is shit, I don't even need to elaborate.

Caitlyn gets banned often so Stixxay can't just play her and look better than he is because he's playing a broken champion.

Aphromoo is a meme

Draaaaaaven!
Coolest guy!
I'm really bored!!!
Post something original lolg!!!