/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 Sergeant

previous thread of some ugly degenerate: >more or less recent TF2 Blogpost about Balance Changes:
teamfortress.com/post.php?id=30147
>list of good comm. servers
teamfortress.tv/servers

>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf | tf2outpost.com | backpack.tf | bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf | trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf | scrapbank.me
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil AHUE): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/edit?usp=sharing

Other urls found in this thread:

teamfortress.tv/42231/heart-of-the-oak-5cp
drive.google.com/open?id=0B-s905y_wyxzaE1LYjZjbndQSXc
youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
teamfortress.tv/7598/tf2-benchmarks
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

first for /v/ermin need to get out

2st for check my [B]u[B]s

hah a

Get dunked kidd I no no [B]u[B]s on /tf2g/

the actual canon pronunciation of .gif is "JIFF" like the peanut butter, as dictated by the creator of the image format. however, people will argue that it's "GIFF" because that's how they read it in their head for some reason, despite "JIFF" rolling off the metaphorical tongue easier. these people are wrong.

even when the majority of people accept falsehood as truth, it does not make it true. if the first time you saw the word .gif, you unironically read it in your head as "GIFF", you have a very unintuitive thought process. most likely you aren't that stupid but gave into peer pressure and started forcing yourself to pronounce it wrong.

dumb jiffposter

>use crutches on purpose just because it's a crutch
>always generate salt
>sometimes even cause dominated foes to ragequit

Give me one reason why you feel you have to abide by m-muh ancient samurai honor code as if anyone in tf2 is actually judging you and going to remember you after 1 game.

*double-dorks you*

The rescue ranger is one of the most widely used and accepted crutches in the game.

Hi.

i dont kiss boys

Don't dare to post on my general EVER again.

gunboats

because other people's enjoyment of the game is just as important as my own
because using crutches makes me actively worse at the game by rewarding me for bad behavior and impractical tactics
because i'm not an asshole who gets hard at the irritation of actual children
because crutch weapons aren't even all that fun to use
because fuck you that's why

UPdog_

pyro

pyro

pyro

pyro

Dead General
Dead Game

Games and generals can't die they'rr not living organism

>some furfag with pyro main in their name
>"heavy is the second hardest class"
>"with spy, medic, and pyro tied for first"
>"soldier and demo are the easiest classes"

>point and click helmet man
>difficult

Daily reminder that you will never be as good as me

Soldier is pretty easy, but his argument was retarded. It was something like
>yeah rocket jumping, airshots, and market gardening are the only hard things about soldier
>and none of them are necessary

his argument is stupid because any class is easy in pubs, not just soldier

>participation medal
:HYPERLUL:

well, medic is quite challenging if you're paired up with gibusvision suicide squad

Arguing over the pronunciation of .gif is pointless and irrelevant.

its that time again, post screenshottis and make some memes boys.

Haven't gotten on in a while, been busy with New Vegas and a couple games I got on sale

(I have no fucking idea if it will work)

RL : Magikarp used splash it's freaking effective !

Buff banner : Like tumblr , it build rage over anything (or just tumblr)

Whip : Best Damn Soldier Melee

Medal : Refined medal

Jeepcap : Jumping is half the battle (the other half is violence)

Parka : Merasmus , where is my winter suit ?

autism

cringe

may i steal all of these

Why is there no fucking class limit?

because jews did 9/11
my favorite class is the pyro

>5th Spy (Dead): It's just a game shut up

>Parka : Merasmus , where is my winter suit ?

give this man a medal

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there is also nobody on the enemy team capable of being a threat to you

Go ahead i wouldn't have posted that here if i wanted to keep it for me

Thanks pally

fucking lol

teamfortress.tv/42231/heart-of-the-oak-5cp
anyone got serveme.tf premium to upload cp_hoto_b8 ? I would really like a lobby on that map

According to the workshop the current version is _b10. If you want to play that map and it isn't broken trash, I'm the admin of a server.

twitch tv/tflivetv

ozf prem gfs. no safeword v jasmine tea

>mfw the lag hits

>mfw medic runs in front of me
>mfw medic blames me for getting himself blown up

holy fuck this is comedy FDucking Gold

Cheatboy has you hacked! If you go into console, you can fix th- 312%$#@%!6y23%@@# 14312 3123 21431

when's chatboy going to show his chatboypussi

I bet you thought this was funny, huh
You're gonna get hacked

Post the cheatboy version of coldsteel

starting now

don't start with this cheatboy shit again
my fav0rit cl#ss is t$* sold%#&#*!&&&&&

Oh no, he is here

ahh oohh this chatboypussi is so tight ahhh

uhhhhhhh it's melting my dick ahhhhhhhhhh

uhhnnnnn this lard ass' ass is gonna make me cum

where is the update

give it a few hours to be announced

give me few hours to cum

More like a few years

>play the video game
>do good
>decide to fuck around a bit because i feel bad about winning
>go gunslinger engineer despite there being 3 demomen on the enemy team
>one of the demos switches to scout for some autistic reason and dies to my sentry repeatedly
>"wow dude can you really not kill a scout without having a mini sentry up your ass"

???

where is the cheatboy plush

please let me know i didn't get quantum reverse jewed i only bought mine because you did

Salt. Lots of salt.

name my hitmonchan

mankey

Jackie Chun

this is good but its 1 character too long

thanks, this will surely give me the element of surprise in future battles

Jacky Chun

too late its mankey

captcha: tepic strada

>play on Dustbowl
>been a couple of rounds and their direct dick soldier is looking suspicious
>go to his profile
>"Dont worry this isnt my main"

>>play on Dustbowl

Beggars or stock for MvM?

Black box
Mangler if your engi is retarded

Stock

Bazooka can be good, but only after 3-4 waves. Every other RL is pretty shit

Plenty of people do remember me after a game though, and I can usually pick out anyone I've played with before in pubs, especially the people who got mad at me or beat me. Fags like you are easy to remember too, and easier to kill since your crutches usually limit your ammo or some shit, forcing you to play things safe at the worst of times. Besides that, crutches are lame to play with. Bb plus conch gets old really fast, for example. 3 rockets just isn't enough KILL.

I love when people remember me and continue giving me salt long after the first encounter.

Ok.

hey uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh let's post mercenaries and what not

I really like your engineer

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what am i supposed to do with all those 4chin meme losers in my friend list who dont play this game anymore(just like me) and theres nothing connecting us at all

delete them, they probably won't even notice

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Is that trumphat v1?

v5 here:
drive.google.com/open?id=0B-s905y_wyxzaE1LYjZjbndQSXc

It's so frustrating. I have 2000 hours in TF2 and I just can't git gud at aiming with scout. Is it a genetic thing?

sorry son, you were raised in a soldier maining household

make sure you're getting as many fps as possible, buy a good mouse a 144hz monitor and a pc to drive it if you have the money
optimize your mouse settings, use raw input and a sensitivity where you feel like you have absolute control of where you're looking at (most use something from 25-50cm/360)
sit up straight (i mean it)
youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs

I am getting 20-40fps on average so that is the problem?

definitely a big part of the problem
i get around 230 on teamfortress.tv/7598/tf2-benchmarks

Post your predictions for what will happen here when the update hits

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>2639 frames 116.396 seconds 22.67 fps (44.11 ms/f) 1.700 fps variability

>complaining about servers being down
>complaining about balance changes
>dancing on the graves of the dead ringer and ambassador

I'll make money. GabeN will also make money.

>tried night shift
>realise that i'm actually too retarded to do my job while there are no another 8 workers
>ask boss to let me work on day shift again
>"we don't have enough workers on night shift, so you have to work on night atleast for another 2 weeks, then we talk"
What have i done

disgusting animations