Sup guys. Anyone /sip and drive/ today?

>camels
>never cleaned his car
>automatic
>some sort of track pants/shorts
Confirmed for true sipper. How is life at [service job]?

Wouldn't know brah, got fired over 5 months ago and my unemployment ran out

Next up on idiotic non-Veeky Forums threads using “and drive” as a way to seem relevant:
>Anyone /solve differential equations and drive/ today?
>Anyone /shitpost about trump and drive/ today?
>Anyone /post webms of czech casting porno and drive/ today?

>haha what is this meme guys seriously haha pls respond

I'm $15k in debt and will be $100k in debt in two years.

I can /sip/ to thag

see

Git gud

but those things are extremely impractical to do while driving
you should really try sipping and driving. it's quite an experience. i've been doing it before the whole sip thing too

The morning commute feels like NFS when you /sip/

just made this
you guys are studs

Fukken saved, lmao I'm in two of those

>traffic sucks lol
explosive kek every time

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Stop ban evading faggot OP

>Shill making dead memes for good goys

Dead meme guy!

There is no greater feeling than taking that first sip and driving 600 miles in one day

Faggot

redbully

go hang yourself redbully

I did 700 on two rehabs and a white the other day. Absolute madman right here.

CHECKING

I gotchu senpai

Not me mate, I'm unemployed and really don't give a shit
S I P B O Y S

Reminder that Rockstar punched has 50% more caffeine per can
For those days you really need it

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this is how you sipp and drive

lmao do redbullies really do this?

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i dont know why my images are being rotated wtf
but yeah i cut out the bottom and filled the can with fiberglass resin then dunked my original shifter in it since it was a clip type not a threaded one so it can't be replaced.

Holy shit that's gay

yeah i know that's why i did it

I figured this "sip" obsession had some homosexual history behind it, thanks I'll make sure to report and ignore next time!

Be sure to announce when you report. It doesn't work unless you tell everyone.

not drinking nos/full throttle

I've been having two of these a day when am i gonna die

redpill me on redbull

redbull me on redpill

>not drinking 2 Vanilla Starbucks Doubleshot Energy while vaping at 125 up the 96 to work at 5am

Plebs

OP is a gigantic fucking faggot

Not OP, but thanks for the link and the bump! Sip on sip boy!

>thanks for the link and the bump!
>was 12 hours ago
Way to bump your own shitty thread, faggot

Yeah I guess a bump is no longer a bump after time has passed. That makes sense. Thanks for the tip, in addition to the link and the (non)bump!

oh shut up and sip.

can someone give me the quick rundown on sipp memes?
I know canned ice tea and energy drinks are popular with the depressed rap gucci gang crowd, but not much else

see

legit funny Veeky Forums meme that's still below the kym/normie radar

that stuff gives you liver cancer

Yeah and it was mcdonalds pushing the mcchicken meme right?

Ignorant nonsippers continuously BTFO

great taste OP

You guys are killing me with these yellow sips. Haven't had them in the states since summer.

rip

I find Burn to be better tasting than Monster, tbqh.
Especially the green one.
It's also F1 approved.

never saw them here
nice colors tho

All taste pretty good, not too sweet and have some sourness.

>tfw no passion fruit or cherry in my country

croat here. they're the cheapest so I sipp those

Here too. The only Monsters that don't really kinda me sick are the Hamilton and Rossi's ones.

>herurrrrrrrrrr i sheel el DWIEKY ooooooonhjjm /////o

i've been stopping at a bunch of gas stations during my /sip and drives/ but i STILL can't find yellow sips.
are they in a specific store or something

Why don't you just find better things to do and worry about with your time?

There are 3 techs in my shop that drink that white monster shit daily. What is the deal with that drink.

Said the guy posting disparagingly in the sip thread.

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I'm a regular on Veeky Forums and we don't want this shit there either. It started on Veeky Forums, let's keep it there.

I don't go to Veeky Forums but I've seen it on Veeky Forums.

It did spread to Veeky Forums, unfortunately. It started on Veeky Forums though.

THIS DOESN'T BELONG HERE GTFO YOU FAGGOTS

Bet if they were talking about cans of NOS you wouldn't say a thing

>we don't want this
Hey bro the many pleasant people who have autosaged the sip generals every heckin week for months and months might disagree with your plural pronoun

im detecting quite a few levels of irony in this thread, i'm going to need all of you to calm down

i unironically enjoy ultra zero sips but if you drink too much of that stuff you will feel like dying

>unironically consuming artificial sweetener

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really ?
tastes like berocca or sherbet

This is the only good monster. Every other one tastes like horse shit

Enjoy your diabetus, sugarfag

>tfw drink 10+ cans of coke a day
>tfw blood sugar levels are normal

Yeah you don't need teeth as long as your blood sugar levels are """normal"""

There's plenty of irony but the reason why the meme has legs is that it's ultimately delicious and not terrible for you. Anyone who says otherwise is into some mom science or has some /pol/-level paraphrenia telling them it's a shill campaign.