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> News
- The next NA/EU Splatfest is Mayonnaise vs Ketchup, to be held in the first weekend of August.
- Splatoon 2 needs 3.1 GB of space to install
- The first Switch My Nintendo rewards are Splatoon 2 equipment (Japan exclusive so far) includes:
Splatoon 2 FA-11 Custom Gear (Switch)
Splatoon 2 Ika V Collaboration Gear (Switch)
- New Splatoon 2 Switch accessories have been announced. Products include green and pink joy-cons, a Splatoon 2 themed pro controller, and a console bundle (Switch + Splatoon 2 download key).
- Rotations are now every 2 hours instead of 4.
- New amiibo announced as well being inkling girl, boy and squid. They can save your current loadout and transfer it to another console, they also include exclusive gear!
-The Inkbrush is out now!

> Splatoon 2 Information (links + translated tweets)
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> FAQ
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> Splatoon 2 Weapon Stats
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>S2 New weapon stats
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>S2 Headgear
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>S2 Shirts
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>S2 Shoes
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> Resources
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> Discord
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> User Stats
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> if you want to add your friend code before splatoon goes out use this:
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> list of FC:
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how are we going to past the time, /ink/? I need some more splatoon reaction images desu

Freshness question. What's the verdict on the face masks?

I was just gonna work on my ass pennies

Ugly as sin

Good if you want the "i have the flu" look

First for abusing pearl

Thread with proper formatting and on time

squiffers when

...no

I want to be Marie's femdom pet!

>proper formatting
>cut off the L in the pastebin making the link unuseable

better luck next time, kid

Try it mate

Octobrush version of this when?

Reposting from last thread:

while I was stuck on the loading screen due to this maintenance bullshit, I found out that you can play with the music while it's trying to connect. The face buttons make various noises, the left stick adjusts tempo and pitch, and the right stick is a wah wah pedal.

Try it when online is back up.

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Fuck off austismo

you can't buy anything from any store if you don't have online, which means I won't be able to buy my literally a fucking p90 until servers are back up
same
>marie will never sit on your face

this one came first jackass

Stop

>assblasted faggot who can't wait to get his thread out first

(You)

Servers are down?
Any clue for how long?

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Dumb octoling poster

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>photoshop

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fuck off you fucking nigger, holy shit

>marie will never sit on your face

>This thread has been pruned or deleted

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I was all for making specials less busted and all, but who the hell looked at the stingray and thought "yes, this is useful in any way"

So...we genocide Octarians?

And this is a game for kids?

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The base duration is terrible, is all

HOW TOUGH ARE YA /INK/?

Tower control, rainmaker, and shutting down lanes.

you have to tap it

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Funny how it goes from being the worst special to the absolute best in Salmon Run.

Otherwise, it's so bad I'll drop a kit if it includes a stingray.

Stringray is the only new special I feel needs some kind of buff.

Shit like this is why I hope we never get playable Octolings. I fucking hate faggots who keep posting about them. They add nothing.

>Turf war
>My team is octobrush, 2 aerosprays and a slosher
I feel somewhat guilty playing with the octobrush but this was an absolutely dirty feeling

Whatever happened to that MariexAgent 4 story one user was writing. Now would be a good time to post it

Squidkid detected

Their lives don't matter
Its the price they pay for being able to reproduce so fast.

sauce, friend?

>Stated a mosh pit
>rock climbs
>Splats herself for fun
Pearl is the toughest cookie of them all

'the weak should fear the strong' amirite

Go fuck yourself and do it yourself newfag and hang yourself while you're at it

>implying i even give a shit about the squid people at all

i just play to win you fucking loser

>He didn't order the waifu sisters before they became 40 dollars plus

I'm getting absolutely so many comm errors today

>Splats herself for fun
is this what inklings call masturbation?

I swim into enemy ink on purpose

Is there somewhere I can see the Salmon Run schedule while I'm not playing? I can't seem to see it on the Switch Online app.

They're the straight up bad guy of this universe. Don't even say Salmonids, because Octarians supplied them with their technology too. We're not supposed to like them. There's not even male equivalents that exist that could be used a player character. What is wrong with these people?

Their ruler has a takoyaki stand, so I'd say they're doing a fine job of genociding themselves

who else is playing the shitty ass campaign while they wait for online to return?

u wot m8

Why are you so aggressive?

Please don't bost spoilers :^(

It's because the servers are down now lad.

fuck off octofag

i know its you and youre just mad your shitty thread died

>typing like that and calling others newfags
you have to go back
read the op

>That final hub world
Who allowed this shit?

I want the Squid Sisters to replace Pearl and Marina.

This game has servers?

>Their lives don't matter
>Its the price they pay for being able to reproduce so fast.
Splate the Octs, Turf Wars Now!
Ink Africa into the stone age!

Why are we here, just to suffer?

Actually, it's the first time I browse /ink/

And I was just looking for a fucking sauce

get good and don't bitch about other people doing it. jesus fucking christ a braindead child could play single player

fuck off octofag

I bet Marie did this.

Sex with Marie!

So now we just associate octofags with any general shitposter or total faggot...?
Sounds good.

i dunno how official this is, but it's something

But the Salmon Run schedule isn't in the OP, genius. I'd check it in the game but I'm away from my switch now and won't be back for a while.

>octofags are shitposters
>marinafags are shitposters
makes perfect sense to me

Game is called Blue Reflection

I really don't know why people are so opposed to playable Octolings.

They've always been shitposters. Look at that fucking data mining tranny.

thanks m8

Was there any new splatnet gear before maintenance started? The last one I saw was the face mask.

>data mining tranny.
What, she hasn't killed herself yet?

>mariefags
>having any feelings for an octarian
you can't get information about salmon run because the servers are down, that's kind of why I included your post

The japanese Nintendo twitter posted this, and the Splatoon twitter retweeted it:
>7月27日8時12分頃より、Nintendo Switchのオンラインプレイで接続できない状態が発生し、現在も継続しております。申し訳ございませんが、復旧までしばらくお待ちください。nintendo.co.jp/netinfo/ja_JP/index.html
What does it say?

The pleasure of being cummed inside.

Google translate says it's basically repeating the maintainence thing.

it's basically just saying "hey the servers are down right now sorry wait for them to come back"

Meh I think the 2nd and 3rd ones confused me more
The final one is pretty straight forward to find the level

"Callie and Marie are canonically in a relationship but sometimes have threesomes with Agent 4"

Probably patching out the free meal tickets right now. Hope you guys took advantage of it

>dynamo nerfed to shit in 1
>it gets the stingray in 2

It just let me buy stuff from the stores like 5 minutes ago

Wait for the Gold. It will be worth the weight.

ok dynamon

They had maintenance scheduled for later tonight, this was unplanned.

I'm going to laugh when you faggots get your tickets reset

You know this is gonna patch the game to remove the ticket exploit. You already grinded your tickets right?

>Nintendo nerfs ticket exploit
>bans everybody that exploited it
>mfw

>people can buy meal tickets after they complete campaign
>no way to tell who legit earned it or exploited it
In all honesty, it wouldn't bother me if it was reset, it's like an hour lost. They'd be resetting your tickets too and everyone else that earned theirs.

If I finish all levels with the brella do I get it in multiplayer?

I-i got my first S rank. Are you proud of me /ink/?