Rip cerebral: 2 wheels to 18 and anything in between

Welcome to rip getnreal. This thread is for real brothas and outlawsz
If you can't slam 4 Long Islands than go rip around town with a 1800cc twin than u may not feel weomechere.

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What better way to start this thread than with the legendgsary road king

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hey eternal,do you cry yourself to sleep when you think of your life?

>117ci
>90whp

K E K
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You haven't even been on anything over 44 hp keep laughing

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Anyone else have a motorcycle?

>You haven't even been on anything over 44 hp keep laughing

Your math is a little off here let me help you: 44chp per cylinder x4 cylinders from 60ci before ram-air or mods. And even that isn't really anything to brag about but good grief that 117ci you fap to is pathetic

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Wait a sec you're the fag trucker that don't corner right OP?

My Honda > Your Hardley

>90whp
>650lbs
Jesus.

>44 hp A2 learner bikes are 0.121hp/lbs ( or exactly 0.2kW/kg or by law)
>That pigfat Harley is 0.138hp/lbs, or about 0.227kW/kg
>Uncles 101ci, 162hp Indian is roughly 0.19hp/lbs
>My GSX1200 is 0.217hp/lbs or about 0.355kW/kg
>Good superbikes are in the 0.4-0.5hp/lbs range
Conclusion: your shitheap is both pigfat and underpowered.

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Sweet baby Jesus in heaven I just noticed that eternals bike that he posts incessantly only has one front brake. I want to laugh more but it's just...sad. Eternal for the love of god get a real bike man.

>inb4 muh weight reduction on a pigfat landbarge, occupied by an overweight trucker and his landwhale gf that only has C cup titties despite her BF%.

>lean 5 degrees
>scrape
>HOLY SHIT I AM SO FUCKING ALPHA, ROSSI SUCK MY DIIIIIIICK

It's one very good front brake. I do stoppies.
>baiting me this hard for those DD's
Rossi wishes he was me.
Also Hayden wanted to be me but failed

>all that cheaply made stuff conglomerated into a wannabe cruiser look alike.
Honestly I'd rather have an lolindian
Pic related

Pics for both the stoppies and the DD's, or it didn't happen.

If you really think a single Harley front brake is good, you ahven;t ever touched any aftermarket stuff, or a proper sportsbike.

>Grandma hands
>Monobrow
>Pornstar fingernails, for maximum white trash looks
>Smoking, probably dirty menthol shitgarettes
>Less facial expression than Sara Ryder
2/10, would not bang.

My gf is literally Hitler's master race.
>blonde
>blue eyes
>DD
>small frame

And my bike has the best resell value anywhere.
It's not even a purchase it's like putting your money into a high yield CD and being able to rip around in the meantime

>Still no reaction to
News at 10: EF admits to riding an underpowered shitbike.