driving downtown in the evening

> driving downtown in the evening
> come to a stoplight
> stacy sprawls herself on your car while her chad bf takes a picture on his phone

what do

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Keep the dashcam recording and inform the authorities of a couple trying ot commit fraud.

she's sprawling herself on her car because she's drunk and its lol so random not because she's trying to commit fraud. just in case it wasn't clear.

>engage launch control

>smile and point at my dashcam
>post that shit on internet

spray windshield

So it's not like Russia then? Then I wouldn't give a shit, my car is already scratched to shit on the front. Might give her a beep beep though.

>engage situation with a burnout then floor it
if she gets ran over it was her own fault not mine

put it in drive and idle foward

tee-hee.

put it in reverse
full throttle

...

Drive.

Drive backwards. If I can't drive backwards because someone is behind me, I'll get out and push her off my car.

this kind of shit has happened to me, drunken students are a fucking plague upon the city when graduation comes around.
>engage horn
>disengage horn once wench is off hood, or her ears are bleeding
>relish in the knowledge that nothing beats my Cadillac in terms of earsplitting annoying horns

>Get in car
>reverse
>slam on the gas
>watch her lifeless body fall on the floor while chad tries to run towards my pos econobox

See this is why train horns aren't stupid mods

>Drive forward fast enough to keep her on the hood
>Find dark alley
>Rape her cause she's a drunk roastie

break her ears with my misfiringuh shistemu

>dump pipe on hood
>twostepsuprashatteringapumpkin.gif
lel

>have no muffler
>be a dorito

I can disperse all people within 15-20 feet of my car anytime I feel like it

>drive away with her on it
>boil some eggs

tell her to get off my car

scream like i'm being murdered until they leave

Aber.. Nice to see my country on Veeky Forums

I'm still surprised you guys have cars.

Reinforce the stereotype of America.

lol why? Also neutral and rev

>lay on horn
>deafen everyone in the immediate area with my loud as fuck mitsuba horns

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floor it and yell "build the wall!"

I get the reference lol

I don't live in a provence filled with alcoholics so I don't care.

Can you get into legal trouble if her empty head splits on impact when you take your property from under her?
For me it seems like violating the NAP and i feel like I have a moral obligation to reverse and let her die but at the same time I can see the court getting into muh feefees and dindu nuttings if a dumb cunt gets hurt

>Can you get into legal trouble if her empty head splits on impact when you take your property from under her?


If I were to guess... no. She's on your property without your consent, if I happen to reverse my car from under her and she splits her head on the pavement, her misfortune, sober or not.

I really don't know what the outcome may be since I've never been in this scenario so I think i'm half right half wrong.

surely you meant 1st gear and slip the clutch.

that would be a strange thing to do with an automatic

smash the gas

why are you driving an automatic user? you're a car guy aren't you?

>because it is convenient
>no, i'm a bike guy

I want to take her for a ride if you know what I mean

Maybe if they prove your intent was to hurt or injure.

if no one is behind me throw it into reverse, go wot and drop the clutch

so you are a flamer? Ok

this tbqh

yas!

What is it with Subarus and red horns?

>dickwaves about manually shifting his shitbox

>spends time on a car forum
>isn't a car guy
>is a gay boy

> Not engage R and drop clutch

It's a meme.

hhhhhhhhooooooonnnnnnnkkkkkkkk

Get in the car, turn it on and step on the gas while in neutral, because I'm not a wannabe homicidal cunt.

i would drop my dacks, get on the hood of my car and start to do the helicopter over her face while farting and yelling "DO YOU THINK YOU ARE BETTER THAN ME?"

Reverse

>nobody behind me
reverse,floor it
>somebody behind me
1st gear,floor it