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takes2long
takes2long

SHIT IN MY MOUTH

Methnerd
Methnerd

Reminder to yuros to start going nocturnal to watch all the matches at TI

whereismyname
whereismyname

I want to pee cum on that polygon

iluvmen
iluvmen

veekyforums.com/thread/184064829/video-games
been doing this for a couple of years now
my body's p used to it
i'm not above napping though, feels good being able to sleep anywhere

DeathDog
DeathDog

I want to ream Rylai's ass

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Prizepool approaching 23 million

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

wouldn't it be cool to use tinker's rearm in real life? you could cum, rearm then cum again, completely skipping refractory period lol

Emberburn
Emberburn

who will choke in EG
shartour zairrhea or sh1t

SniperGod
SniperGod

thats my default state anyway

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

can I still post webms?

happy_sad
happy_sad

I'm going to have to do this shit while working a labor intensive job in the morning fuck my shitty life

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Shartour and sh1t for sure
Sumail, zai, and universe are solid

WebTool
WebTool

artour usually plays pretty wel at TI, but cr1t is def going to choke yeah

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

he is a slave to the circadian clock
he doesn't adopt the Uberman Sleep Cycle

DeathDog
DeathDog

Is Valve sure about inviting him? Mason might break his twig faggot ass with his bear strength.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

if they're solid 2013 material then ye

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

gf wears a CM cosplay
we bang with her wearing the CM cosplay
can't play CM anymore because I just get horny
go from playing support to offlane
gain 600 mmr
Wtf am I doing dotards?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

YuroNEET reporting for duty, I'm already set, let's get this show on the road

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

veekyforums.com/thread/184064829/video-games
tfw always tired no matter how much i sleep so i undersleep anyway

TechHater
TechHater

bragging

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Which team are they going to cause an upset this time?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

literally the epitome of /d2g/
never streamed doturd yet

Why?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Sounds like you scored

Evilember
Evilember

as a former Shartour and Sh1t poster I must admit I was wrng

Cr1t is WAY better than Zai, people who would claim otherwise don't even watch the actual games they just repeat memes and or are gay for him

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

All of them. They are gonna win.

FastChef
FastChef

that has a dick doesn't it

whereismyname
whereismyname

Nice tits but wtf is wrong with her eyes?

MPmaster
MPmaster

things that never happend

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/8/8c/Mir_spawn_04.mp3

likme
likme

things I do not believe are true but I hope are true

JunkTop
JunkTop

what is that whore doing at a capeshit convention

Lunatick
Lunatick

D-DENDI IS GOOD!! IT'S THE OTHER 4 PLAYERS FAULT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE TOP MIDS?? IT'S LE DONDO YOU FUCKING REEE, DENDI IS THE BEST FUCKING SHIT TEAMMATES BRINGING HIM DOWN, LE LEGENDARY DONDERS!!!111

Booteefool
Booteefool

you'd have to be underage to like arteezy

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

GoT is a capeshit yaaas kweeen show now.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

valve will use the underwater terrain on TI7

JunkTop
JunkTop

Literally no one in d2g thinks dendi is a top 10 mid. I'd even think that south americans can beat him.

TechHater
TechHater

how much of a friendless loser do you have to be to think someone referring to their friends as "the boys" includes you despite not even knowing your name lmao

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

boys
reddit: the phrase

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

friendless loser here even i don't do that so there's an extra layer of faggotry behind it

Illusionz
Illusionz

twitter.com/teamsecret/status/891002670571339778

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

LMAO

hairygrape
hairygrape

there's 1 way out of this

2 tangos

or else
not gunna say what'll happen or anything but something might hapi will feed the courier and deny all my itemspen

Playboyize
Playboyize

she's 1/4 black
no dong

DeathDog
DeathDog

did you have a stroke?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I mean, if she wasn't a quad I'd bang desu

takes2long
takes2long

isn't this guy a furry porn artist?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Day9 is hosting TI7, the biggest esports tournament in history
still is allowed to cast for Hearthstone
WTF WHY IS THIS ALLOWE DOTARDS

Playboyize
Playboyize

all it shows is that dota talent is garbage tier when valve have to keep outsourcing talent

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

epitome of /d2g/
female
lol

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I dont get why couldnt they just bring in Redeye again, that dude is beast

cum2soon
cum2soon

I'll play loads of pubs today, lets go for 10!
4 games later i want to kill myself

How do those autistic neets and pros play like 12 games a day, its so hard.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

tfw knew multiple people like this and now try to avoid playing dota with them

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

because day9 is who you bring in when your esport is at its crest before crashing down into the trough

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

EG has ppd
DC has Mason
Secret has SunBhie
my top 3 favorite teams now

Methshot
Methshot

autistic
There you go

JunkTop
JunkTop

that frog looks like varoufakis

WebTool
WebTool

How the fuck do you build Lone Druid now?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

He should shave his head, and get in shape a bit, and he'll look pretty good.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Lmao imagine being that much of a fag

viagrandad
viagrandad

youtube.com/watch?v=BWXR9a3bE5Y
wew

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

You really don't, that hero is only good when he's good in the patch so to speak. Then froggo gives him a handful of nerfs and he's back in the shitter again.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Red Bull
Reddit Bulls
lmao 4cucks on suicide watch, start prepping

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

2 hand of Midas and hope the game goes past 80 minutes

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I like this logo far more than their old green one.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

same here.
so i decided to lead the squad and guess what

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

He's one of the only legitimately bad heroes in the game right now. There's no reason to choose him over sven

Spamalot
Spamalot

I would take pleasure in torturing Day9, I want to skin him alive in saltwater.

FastChef
FastChef

game of normies might as well be capeshit since they're both a forced meme by a marketing department.

Soft_member
Soft_member

buy any of these cheap and cost efficient items with good buildup and your enemy has to either buy useless trash expensive 5.4k cost item with awful buildup or he will be useless against you
how is this shit balanced?
MKB buffs when?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

agree
you know what's worse than peruvians? fuckign amerifats spewing memes and sperging when they lose.

Techpill
Techpill

speaking of which, why hasn't any captain done this? drafts based around forced itemization

StonedTime
StonedTime

Because dota is a game for brainlets?

eGremlin
eGremlin

12 games a day
try 20 + replay reviews, pro here btw

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

javelins are honestly the worst shit ever

Evilember
Evilember

Stop posting worst tic

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

not to mention shitload of random evasion talents that some heroes have now
Why MKB has to be such expensive trash item? At least either make jewelins useful or swap one of them for yasha or something.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Fuck off blitz, you never accomplished shit

SniperGod
SniperGod

How does one play Tusk in these confusing modern times?

RumChicken
RumChicken

esports in a few days
i'm so wet

girlDog
girlDog

would you describe yourself as an Arteezy without map awareness?

5mileys
5mileys

at least you know who I am and my lifework
I don't happen to know a single thing about your irrelevant existence
xx

RavySnake
RavySnake

twitter.com/miakhalifa/status/890742446795239424
holy shit

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

based slowpoke

King_Martha
King_Martha

Yesterday's news bud

likme
likme

so will cloud9 be allowed to play in memeleague season eight?

Emberfire
Emberfire

are you a girl?

eGremlin
eGremlin

Solar Crest reduces evasion tho.
But I agree, there needs to be another way to counter evasion that isn't MKB/Bloodthorn/Solar Crest.
I've seen a suggestion of giving something like 10% accuracy on Javelin. That way you can partially start countering evasion without needing to finish MKB right away

JunkTop
JunkTop

White is a state of mind
I wish it was ;_;

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

how to fix mkb (more specifically javelins)
javelin cost reduced
new item consisting of 2 javelins + recipe that gives 50% accuracy and some damage (number can chnage depending on how useful it is)
mkb requires demon edge and this item

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

tobi can't say something like "lame as a nigger's baby" without almost losing his career but sunhbie is free to mouth off about white people with no repercussions
there is no justice

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

buffing things
BASED REDDITBRO! I ALSO LE LOVE EVERYTHING GETTING BUFFED! I WISH THIS GAME WAS JUST A PVP ARENA LMAO XD FAST PACED TEMPO! XDXD

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

daily reminder to change your predictions from NP to Cloud Nine

Methnerd
Methnerd

LETS NERF EVERYTHING THAT GOES BEYOND WHAT WE WANT TO CONTROL
/RiotGames/
/Blizzard/
/GGG/

Emberburn
Emberburn

sopping wet doe ____

Emberfire
Emberfire

Javelin is literally the worst item in the game.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Nerfing things

BASED LEAGUE BRO! I ALSO LE LOVE EVERYTHING GETTING NERFED! I WISH THIS GAME WOULD KEEP REMOVING DEPTH AND STRATEGY FROM THE GAME AND JUST MAKING IT MORE AND MORE BLAND

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

How do i climb out of the 4.2-4.5k never ending purgatory d2g?

Emberfire
Emberfire

yes :3

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

teats

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

but are you a girl (female) or a attentio seeking queer faggot?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

i don't think there's a need to clarify between girl (female) and girl (male). i'm a girl

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

50% accuracy
accuracy
Literally the most retarded concept in Dota.

massdebater
massdebater

L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

And trannies are too

Soft_member
Soft_member

I want Luna to be my MOMMY!

Playboyize
Playboyize

Who /watchingTIatoffice/ here?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

working in an office

how can people do this?

RavySnake
RavySnake

.. She plays jean grey in a capeshit?

Spamalot
Spamalot

Its easier than ur typical retail min wage trash jobs

Evilember
Evilember

universe
solid

Will this guy ever not be overrated as fuck good lord. His peak was at Ti4, and he stopped being one of the best offalners post ti5.

Post ti6 he's been actual trash, like holy fuck he's so fucking washed up at this point it amazes me that people still think he's some fucking god tier player

RavySnake
RavySnake

sever at work looks exactly like sansa

King_Martha
King_Martha

I used to ask the same thing, but its only 6 months and the pay was so good that I would be able to survive the whole next year without working at all.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Lots of people are too fragile to work any remotely exciting or fun job

Tfw EMT

Methshot
Methshot

its only 6 months
What?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

the time when i climbed from 4k to 4.8k kinda is a blur to me now.
I mostly insta picked ember mid (that was when bans etc weren't a thing yet) and kill stuff until the enemy ancient fell over.
good times

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Based minimum wage cuck

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Are there actually thirdies this bad at english on d2g that a simple typo makes the entire post unrecognisable to them?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

emt
You have my thanks

Methshot
Methshot

Your post makes no sense retardbro

Nojokur
Nojokur

Minimum wage

I don't make great money but it sure as hell ain't minimum wage

WebTool
WebTool

t. SEA / slav / peruvian subhuman

He's saying after 6 months of work he's made enough money to go full neet for then entirety of next year

perhaps stick to forums that use your disgusting tribal mother tongue? Clearly english is too difficult for you.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Cr1t is WAY better than Zai
Lmao, not even close, I have nothing against Cr1t but Zai is like top-3 tier support in the world skill wise.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Post predictions, please.

DeathDog
DeathDog

are there even any support players from NA

w8t4u
w8t4u

So i did understand it right, he claimed there was a typo tho so i guess ur wrong witj what he said, anyhow unless he is a senior software developer i call bullshit. Office jobs dont pay that amazing unless he had no bills to pay and lives with his mommy.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

the only good NA native supports tjat still playu are aui

and

that's about it

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

DC vs EG grand finals

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

GH Jerax and Cr1t are all better than him, he peaked in 2014/2015, people don't even watch the game they just sort of remember that he used to be good and just repeat memes because he's attractive

5mileys
5mileys

Canada
i'll repeat
are there even any support players from NA

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Canada is more NA than the states is retardbro

5mileys
5mileys

@184135317
shit b8

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

B9?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Canada is NA you stupid fuck, just say America if you're looking to stir a "LOL MCDONALDS IN FLAMES" response

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Oh I get it, so Canada counts as NA, but anytime VP wins a LAN it's HAHAHA BLASTED YUROKEKS

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

filled with chinks and shitskins
Nah I'd say it's about the same now
t. Quebec you fucks

cum2soon
cum2soon

Vp is cis you stupid fuck

JunkTop
JunkTop

And CIS countries are in Europe
Thanks for agreeing with me

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

vp
eu
Euroes are really reaching for it

SniperWish
SniperWish

Software developer indeed, not a senior but still manage to find a job for the goverment of my country. I live with my gf and I have bills to pay, and living as I am now, it is enough for me to live the whole year without worrying as I do now. That, or buy me a car and get another job in January

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

tfw no 6k hipster qt
jdimsa

King_Martha
King_Martha

And Korea is in NEA but they play in SEA.
Are you actually this retarded?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

d2g i literally cant win enough games to unlock the quest skins... shoot me

5mileys
5mileys

Literally who?

Inmate
Inmate

Americans are still in their eternal orgasm after ppd won a TI so what

I don't discredit ppd because he's a great player and watching his time as the captain of EG was incredible. But him and Fear are quite literally the only good players America ever had, maybe mason as well.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Not that guy but most corporations I know give their software engineers a 6 month temp position, then renew it if he doesn't fuck around. The pay is usually the same as a permanent position but prorated from the time you start work.

Something tells me you never got that far in corporate jobs.

girlDog
girlDog

some jordanian slut that dumped her bf to fuck RTZ's cock at TI6

Methnerd
Methnerd

Does the "Commends" option on your profile show how many times you've been commended, or is it how many times you've commended others?

TreeEater
TreeEater

The Epheynator
tfw a girl has higher mmr than me
at least she's white

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

obviously the former

Techpill
Techpill

source on this happening?

Bidwell
Bidwell

some jordanian slut that dumped her bf to fuck RTZ's cock at TI6
Ephey is pure.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

"gyehehe, stahp it Lyralei, that tickles!"

5mileys
5mileys

I work for a privately owned compamy not a giant corporation, hope u enjoying that snails pace climb to the next promotion ;^)

hairygrape
hairygrape

Ok? That doesn't answer why euros think VP is EU.
They are CIS. They are ours. Fuck off.

SniperGod
SniperGod

d2g gets so assblasted that a girl is better at the game than them and actually has friends among pros and goes to TI while they're in their mom's basement grinding to 2k for half their life that they need to make up lies on the internet about her
lmao at your life senpai

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

ours
you're european you dumb bitch

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

MENA
white
Aha no

TreeEater
TreeEater

? she was with Justin that guy who used to play on CoL and she dumped him right before TI so she could fuck RTZ, this is common knowledge

takes2long
takes2long

forced itemization happens every other game you retard, if you can't see it then its because ur bad

w8t4u
w8t4u

No, I am a slav. Europe is not one bloc you faggot. Even if you split it into E vs W there is still divides.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Okay. Only asking because I don't trust Valve to do anything smart.

likme
likme

ephey

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Ew

Playboyize
Playboyize

except he joined col after TI
nice try

MPmaster
MPmaster

yuros are shamelessly trying to take credit for this man's accomplishments

Lunatick
Lunatick

Jag på bilden

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

YEAH LETS JUST OVERPOWER EVERYTHING BRO I DONT WANT MY GAME TO BE "BLAND" I WANT OVERWATCH MOBA!!!!

Snarelure
Snarelure

how do you feel when this guy wins TI7

Techpill
Techpill

Hopeful that i might one day too see his skill level.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

DC has never won an elimination game at a LAN. Don't get me wrong, I like the players, but the team is less than the sum of its parts and honestly pretty terrible.

takes2long
takes2long

how do i get cool cap like that

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Euros have no shame

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I will probably kill myself

askme
askme

tfw no titan chan waifu

Soft_member
Soft_member

yuros chronologically and biologically cucked for trying to watch TI

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

doing the slardar quest where you have to take 2 towers before you lose one
lose a tower
abandon
i dont want my few force 50 wins to come without a quest, im desperate for the skins and i cant win many games

Methshot
Methshot

Fly sold out to the highest bidder

I'd expect nothing less

Booteefool
Booteefool

doom daily quest
tried 1-3-1 tank, lose
tried 2-0-3 lane harassing support, lose
how do i play this nigger?

Techpill
Techpill

what hero i pick to stop losing streak
you guys lied to me forced 50% doesnt exists

Booteefool
Booteefool

tank
kys

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

why did sunsfan dump dc? story?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

if youre in shit tier which i asume you are go 1 position buy midas get doom gold talent get 6 slotted win

this only works if youre in a tier where enemies dont know when to end the game

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Make six figures
Work like 30hr/week and fuck around the rest
bad

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

REDBULL PUSHING THE HIGHGROUND

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

we were actually easily winning the game too lol, I did not want to waste 30 min AND a rare win without getting closer to that slardar skin.

FastChef
FastChef

You don't say

Nojokur
Nojokur

What the fuck do i build on Nature's prophet to deal some dps? Hex is bad now its not even funny

cum2soon
cum2soon

the environment just seems so fucking horrendous to me, spending thousands in a office space seems like hell

iluvmen
iluvmen

sajedene getting paid only because she occasionally sleeps with him hurt the org

likme
likme

his thai slut gf was leeching money from the org in between post-game stress relief sessions. and the guy who actually owns the team wouldn't put up with it anymore so Sunsfan left

JunkTop
JunkTop

tfw everyone has told me all my life that i should find a job im passionate about
decided i might as well commit my life to helping people
go through nursing school
have to work tons of overtime
on my feet all day
get shit from patients
get shit from doctors
get shit from other nurses because im male
always just wanted a boring desk job that i could fuck around at or at the very least do some mindnumbing work and then come home

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

depends on your coworkers and environment

mine are god tier

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

tfw went into nursing and then quit after 6 months

best decision I ever made

eGremlin
eGremlin

grass is always greener on the other side

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

become a supervisor, its literally a desk job

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

maelstrom dragon lance orchid shadow blade bkb

WebTool
WebTool

I really don't understand what people see in this job. At least I make a lot of money.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

d2g talking about plugging heros butts
this guy did it

hairygrape
hairygrape

Mjolnir, Desolator, Orchid, maybe lothars

girlDog
girlDog

i did go for the jew build after the laning phase, maybe ill just spam him until the forced 50 hits

massdebater
massdebater

thanks i actually keep forgetting that maelstorm exists
any tips for playing offlane prophet?

cum2soon
cum2soon

mfw I work from home and watch esports and shitpost on Veeky Forums all day

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Is hex a shitload of mana and stat with a nice CC on top of it or a good CC with a shitload of mana and stat

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

its garbage countered by one of two 4k items that everyone buys these days

Lunatick
Lunatick

Use your treants to prevent pulls and to draw aggro. NP is so easy to lane with, but falls off if you don't itemize right

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

have 0 quest skins unlocked
have maybe 6 1 star quests done
play 7 games today
lose 6, abandon the 7th because it was a win but quest already failed
I will never get these skins, will I?

idontknow
idontknow

what about pulling first wave with treants under my tower
is it good idea to do it or not?

iluvmen
iluvmen

ideal dotard doesn't even play dota

FastChef
FastChef

Yes okay but regardless

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Amazing for od and silencer otherwise only really a super late game thing or if you need to catch an am or the like really badly

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

From experience the people who quit like that saw huge money relatively guaranteed after education and just jumped on the band wagon. I've seen so people having to wipe an old man's butt for the first time then quit the next day. Pretty humorous

SniperWish
SniperWish

Depends on the game. If they have hard lane supports, yeah it could be best

Emberfire
Emberfire

What is wrong with her head? Her eyes are too far apart

StonedTime
StonedTime

"""white"""
hates spics
loves baiting for (You)'s

She is /ourgirl/ and she isn't even playing the game yet.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

TI7 host is playing Hearthstone.
Heh.

takes2long
takes2long

3d techies goblin got out of the barrel?

eGremlin
eGremlin

Is anyone still actively doing funny youtube shit anymore? Ded game and ded content producers.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Guess this hero /d2g/

Pro tip hero is still viable just not for scrubs.

SniperGod
SniperGod

did he quit? haven't seen him stream dota in a while..

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Name? Seriously considering viewing twitch again...

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Dotards this cucked by blizzbulls

StonedTime
StonedTime

guys whats the current hottest low priority abuse? i CANNOT bear to play these 4 games and i can't justify spending 12$ for 4 games either. any advice? i havent gotten LP in years until now.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Brittney Venti

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

4 games is 3 hours how much money do you make an hour? more than 4? just buy dota again

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

why is dong man so based?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

im in college and unemployed, so none

Nojokur
Nojokur

He already got what he wanted
There is no need to keep playing dota

cum2soon
cum2soon

stream a dedgame
you now realize he only did it because he wants to host TI7

Emberburn
Emberburn

so you're already in low priority IRL why do you think you deserve high priority in dota or whatever?

seriously think about that

Soft_member
Soft_member

anyone who plays dota enough is already low priority IRL. anyways i dont care i just want to know how people are abusing LP wins now cause this shit is cancer

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

he plays every Wednesday as per his contract

Snarelure
Snarelure

you deserve it. take your lumps

5mileys
5mileys

Why aren't you watching /OurAnime/ on twitch, dotards?
Don't tell me you are watching a hasbeen play dota...... lol....

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

blizzdrones so poor that they need to ask valve for a job
how can gaben be so benevolent

Firespawn
Firespawn

paying 80,000,000$ for day9

iluvmen
iluvmen

Just lost game number 8 FUCK ME I JUST WANT THE SKINS

DeathDog
DeathDog

Wisp?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

battle pass "abuse" groups haven't worked for you?

TechHater
TechHater

/ouranime/ is not brass instruments with yuribait

Snarelure
Snarelure

i havent tried those.

Methnerd
Methnerd

implying it is not Maut's anime
And Maut is /ourguy/ (a failure in everything he does, objectively terrible casting, working for the worst "studio" out of the two, autist)
ergo.....
it's our anime

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

watching the worst kyoani

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Am I doing good senpais?

girlDog
girlDog

maut already abandoned kumiko for that seasonal slut

Firespawn
Firespawn

not watching based tyler1 play god of war
beta fag

Playboyize
Playboyize

Fucking rofl

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

and could be the most imbalanced early game item if it were cheaper.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

this long queue times are killing me.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Is kyoani badSHAFT or badTRIGGER

Inmate
Inmate

kyoani is badkyoani

whereismyname
whereismyname

binge watching The Office
almost finished and TI doesn't start for another 5 days

JunkTop
JunkTop

Which hero can you almost always do well with? Pic related, you need basically one or two items and can then run around killing anyone.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

How many players will quit and be full time streamer/coach after ti?

Techpill
Techpill

Void

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

WHEN THE FUCK DOES FORCED 50 KICK IN, IM 8 LOSSES IN A ROW AND I JUST WANT GOYPENDIUM SKINS

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I want to lick her slit

MPmaster
MPmaster

Not good enough you whore

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

me too

iluvmen
iluvmen

This badass motherfucker right here
If you have a smart offlaner you can 2v5 the whole fucking team
else, you can build for right clicking, get a free skadi and deso then go rape everyone

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

If your team doesn't have lockdown he's shit. Lich is like a worse treant, only difference is Lich arguably is better early-mid game but treant is much stronger late and is a better ganker.

Methnerd
Methnerd

You could lose a week watching highlight reels of Arteezy's best plays, which don’t simply prompt commentators to exclaim that was amazing, but how is that even possible!?

hairygrape
hairygrape

still no game lmao, what happed to dota 2

viagrandad
viagrandad

if you're below 5k
even if there's enigma or tide on the other team
even if you think you're good

PLEASE DON'T EVER, EVER PICK RUBICK IN RANKED

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Returning from hiatus. My favorite hero to play is Morphling. Is Morphling good right now in any way? I would be carry morphling or offlane stun oflane morphling if it's good. I would play anything as long as it's good. I just like water man.

RavySnake
RavySnake

all pros are scrimin' for ti7

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

fuck you nigger

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

he is such a faggy little bitch on twitter, I was all in on dc bc of mason until I saw that, makes it really hard for me to cheer for him.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

rubick counters those though

Soft_member
Soft_member

Oh my god that was rude

SniperWish
SniperWish

Wow, you went too far dude.

RumChicken
RumChicken

He's good, just not picked alot
his talents are also good

likme
likme

It is, but also depends of your work itself and the people who is around you. For example Im a software developer, but I work in a place sorrounded by lawyers who doesnt understand how computers and that stuff work, just the basic Word, Excel, etc. So I spend half of those hurs shitposting in Veeky Forums or watching some videos if I can, since nobody understand what I do nobody tells me nothing and I just pretend Im coding.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

ONLY 4 DAYS UNTIL TI7
we seriously need a squilliam doturd edit

Supergrass
Supergrass

WTF I love Miracle now.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

There was one

FastChef
FastChef

doesn't steal bh/ravage
proceeds to be a ranged creep for the rest of the game

SniperWish
SniperWish

who is this

King_Martha
King_Martha

a little girl

girlDog
girlDog

a male skeleton mage

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

tfw no CM gf

StonedTime
StonedTime

i want to plug that butt

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

tyler1 doesn't deserve to be playing a game as good as god of war

Emberburn
Emberburn

I wanna plug her butt

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

i voted rubick

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

no I want to plug her butt

RumChicken
RumChicken

a dead thread
for a dead game
full of people who are dead inside

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

if shitbick gets an arcana im done with dota

the last thing i need is my teammates picking even more useless shit than they usually do

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

your parents are dead you fucking idiot black nigger faggot

Playboyize
Playboyize

/d2g/ btfo tb.h fa.m

Flameblow
Flameblow

i want to suck her feminine penis

idontknow
idontknow

how to leave 2k and get to 3k. I play mostly pudge for fun and anti-mage/axe/mirana/tiny/lifestealer if im looking to win games. What are some tips (beside getting good) that im obviously missing to get better?

Like I know I'm shit and need to improve, but when you've been surrounded by shit your whole life its to realise how to get better.

FastChef
FastChef

/pol/ needs to get back to their cesspool of a containment board

cum2soon
cum2soon

looks comfy

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Get online and never stop pushing
Pick clinkz or underlord and overpower and kill towers by 25

Illusionz
Illusionz

are you trying to be a pro player or something? why does it matter what mmr you're at?

if you haven't made it to 3k by now then you're exactly where you belong.

askme
askme

Focus on small things that you can improve over time. Pick a role, then 3-4 heroes that you're confident to spam. Watch high level replays/live on that role/heroes you've chosen. You can get to 3k, even 4k easy just by improving your mechanical skills desu

Firespawn
Firespawn

skinny white girl with excessive makeup an above average body and attention issues

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Exactly the kind that /d2g/ is suited for

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

could fly beat loltyler1 in a fight?

Snarelure
Snarelure

no i just really enjoy this game and want to get better, also my theory is that if I get higher mmr I'll get to play with better people making it more fun enjoyable.

thanks man i guess ill spam more then but what about in cases of counterpicking where the counter isn't my select few heros?

cool thanks

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

youtu.be/W_uI6QEGz6c
there types of videos are usually a memes but this one is decent if you dont hate his accent too much (skip to 9:50) and its mostly up to date
tldw: pick good carries that don't rely on having supports babysit them too much (sven is still pretty much perfect hero for this)

WebTool
WebTool

putting them in that containment board radicalized them
You are part of the problem

WebTool
WebTool

Good offlaner

If you're drafting with a friend you can get both a Lich and a Faceless Void to ruin everyone's day

also buy an atos if you need lockdown so damn bad

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

my theory is that if I get higher mmr I'll get to play with better people

trust me, you won't.

stay where you're at and just have fun.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Probably. Isn't he experienced in Krav Maga?

Skullbone
Skullbone

not going for the most WHITE MALE lane aka kotl+lich offlane

JunkTop
JunkTop

of counterpicking
In your bracket you don't really need to counterpick. Just focus on getting gud

Emberburn
Emberburn

fancy gypsies dancing moved sold as "martial arts"

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

yea but tyler is from the streets and krav maga is a meme.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

tfw on a 3-week holiday for the greatest shitfest of the year

WebTool
WebTool

while offlane Lich/kotl is 100% fun allowed, there's no lockdown. His complaint was a lack of lockdown makes Lich useless.

Dark Seer would be a good pick with Lich. He may be more of a safelaner, but once you both hit level 6, the enemy safelane will be unwinnable

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

looking for the image of the three spirits drinking with brewmaster can someone post it for me

5mileys
5mileys

Why is his chest so roundish?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Lmao I lift at a local gym that also hosts some MMA gag and the number of 'street fighters that come in and talk shit only to get laid out is hilarious.
That said, I have no idea what Krav Maga deals with so eh.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

cheers man appreciate it

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

This nigga looks like mc from Bully game

iluvmen
iluvmen

krav maga is literally military/special forces grade CQC training

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

enemy typing ez all chat the whole game
you somhow win
ask why there being quite
they start throwing a tantrum at you
while you spam :D and is it still ez ?
my dick went hard from this , is there any better feeling lad?

Evilember
Evilember

its even better when they go from being smug and writing shit like ez or question marks to losing and suddenly hating and flaming and blaming each other

TechHater
TechHater

I had a off lane game against a trilane as phoenix and they did pretty much everything in their power to make my life hell, including a fair amount of shittalking.
Felt really good when I won my team the game about 40 minutes later by completely wiping them with a refresher double nova.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Same man. My exams ends next week :^)

whereismyname
whereismyname

yeah
making love
achieving professional goals
going on a trip with good friends
etc.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

if i had any of those i wouldn't be shitposting here would i.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

in a span of under 1 hour
not really. and you can still do all of this while playing dotes at the same time

RavySnake
RavySnake

ah moving the goalposts I see

Nojokur
Nojokur

This PPD stream

Fucking hilarious.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I'm playing one more game and then I'll kill myself, what hero should I play?

FastChef
FastChef

making love
achieving professional goals
going on a trip with good friends

all fucking trash just melt yourself on opioids instead

WebTool
WebTool

Techies

iluvmen
iluvmen

4 DAYS 17 HOURS

CAN
WE
JUST
PLEASE
HAVE
THE
FUCKING
TOURNAMNET
START
IN
SOME
CAPACITY

next year valve need to do some pre show / fantasy show like the gd studio did that one time for dreamleague

iluvmen
iluvmen

wraith king

TechHater
TechHater

any of these:
atropos
carl
lanaya
nevermore
kanye west
rizzrack

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

After the group stage A new challenger approaches

eGremlin
eGremlin

yeah, that's why i usually never respond to any all chat banter and just mute them. when i see i'm definitely gonna win, i'll unmute and taunt back or just type gg (the ultimate exposure)

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

win on dire
+20
win on radiant
+25

DeathDog
DeathDog

storm

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I have no idea what this is supposed to mean, I swear to god if it is some day 9 bullshit meme post

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

How to get all of your bet points always succeed like I did -
1. Only bet if your ENTIRE TEAM speaks english. Do not bet anyway under any circumstances.
2. Only bet if your ENTIRE TEAM is above level 50. Do not bet otherwise, unless the entire enemy team is level 20 or under.
3. Only bet if the enemy team has 4/5 of their teammates are under level 30.
4. Never bet if anyone is trash talking before the game starts
BOOM. You now have an ez FREE 35+ battlepass levels.

Emberburn
Emberburn

underage? he's referring to unlocking a new character in super smash brothers maylay

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

falling for a coal burner
baka donger

Firespawn
Firespawn

smash

I'm not autistic, I've never played it

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

where do i cop those joggers

SniperGod
SniperGod

what is he watching?

iluvmen
iluvmen

not using lobby like any sane person would

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

TI starts when classes resume
are Valve retarded?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

80 minute loss followed by 17 min game

I'm sure this is in purpose, to calm me down.
Something about sitting hitting the enemies safelane tier 2 at 10 minutes is very relaxing.

SniperWish
SniperWish

his classes start at the 7th of august
what's it like not being uni master race

RumChicken
RumChicken

sinned was made for bbc, bulldog has multiple bulls for her already.

Nojokur
Nojokur

pugna will be meta this TI

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

shes got a bony ass brah
also blacks dont even know what australia is

Spamalot
Spamalot

6 for mid lion meta this TI

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

lmao kid kys youreself
watch this
4 for CK meta

happy_sad
happy_sad

FLARE'S HERE

Bidwell
Bidwell

you're both trash

dubs for the return of meme push, and a 3-0 final stomp

farquit
farquit

embarrassing

w8t4u
w8t4u

mine's too
literally the same day, fucking unbeliaveable

DeathDog
DeathDog

what is this drawing

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

GOOD
I WANT YOU FUCKING NORMIES
OUT OF MY GENERAL
AND ON YOUR WAY BACK
TO
LEBBIT

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

there really needs to be a better build up for MKB, its impractical

hairygrape
hairygrape

that's team reddit

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

odds: dota2
evens: anime

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

odds: dota
evens: anime
0: anime dota

TechHater
TechHater

thats not phantom world I love this image though

takes2long
takes2long

she's in sweden m8 aka little somalia.

massdebater
massdebater

putting ch0ketail with an aegis in an actual picture is too unrealistic so it had to be drawn

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

tfw uni doesn't start until after the solar eclipse

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

This desu. And my friends are coming to stay over for the weekend before the main event

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Not believing s4 the miracle wonder will carry his sorry ass to victory to be the only multiple TI winner in history

King_Martha
King_Martha

REMINDER SHE IS GOING TO LOOK LIKE KELLY IN A FEW YEARS

Emberfire
Emberfire

lolbabbies will defend this

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

that's right
I don't believe it
and I hope you kill yourself when they're out 9th-12th

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

this shit game is away too snowbally
if your team is 0-5 you may aswell just gape your asshole open and stick a sign with "FREE MEAL" on it

Skullbone
Skullbone

na babbies being this delusional

farquit
farquit

sinned is atleast 80% white so no

idontknow
idontknow

s4
choking at TI
pick 2 every time

Even bulldog agrees he choked TI3 finals in his commentary of that

Playboyize
Playboyize

Read answer has always been nerfing snowbally heroes
Icefrog finally found the answer to the snowball problem with the memeback.

Lunatick
Lunatick

time will tell based reddit bro

MPmaster
MPmaster

she's 50% u retard the 30% is your white eyes falling for makeup.

likme
likme

he didnt choke at the majors though!

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Have you seen this man?

DeathDog
DeathDog

muh majurs
nobody cares about glorified regular LANs

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

MEN

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

illusion rat nerfed for years
tinker untouched

hes a hack isnt he

DeathDog
DeathDog

Farm jungle until you have Midas, Echo Saber and Radiance

Then come out of the jungle and be a walking damage aura and hope your team hasn't fed too hard by then.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Neutrals magic resistance
Neutrals gold nerf
Bottle nerf

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

remember when tinker could do ancients

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

it never been as bad as league is now
for thos who don't know the retards introduced a mini roshan who can be soled by any champion at 15 minutes, then you can control it to one shot towers,
it
literally
one
shots
towers.

Lunatick
Lunatick

we stole talens from HOTS
LeLshitters stole their mercenary neutrals or some shit

jej

eGremlin
eGremlin

im working 7 days a week and wont be able to watch in real time

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

you still can :^)

askme
askme

That was dumb as fuck. You could even stack mid in lane as radiant. There wasn't even aghs so dagon etheral was the only build

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I can humiliate you and piss at your own tyan. If you are dressed like a fagot and a drisch, you know, I'll finish it. I'll slap you palm on my face like a string and say your tyan that you are a sucker and a humbug who can not protect her. I will smack your face and start to paw your chan. Greedy suck it with you, drisch, I'll touch her pussy. And she does not mind, because I'm a male and a dominant.
And what will you do to me, fagot-eyed? Yes naughty, because I'm a healthy pumping. Do you know how much I have? I'll just push you and you will be sealed in the wall and lose consciousness. I'm pulling 250, do you know what my grip is, uhnterok? I'll just squeeze your dead skull and break it like a nut.
Therefore, remember hipstarok omega, if you are weak weak-willed drischechmo, do not even bring a family tyan. If you do not want to be pissed by me. I'll take everything from you, stupid cocksucker.
Your traumatized knives peppers will not help you, they will be in your point.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

what the fuck do i do as Sven vs troll

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Kill his teammates and hope your team kites him. You really can't do much unless you can just double crit him to death during stun.

Evilember
Evilember

build halberd :^)

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

ward his jungle

cum2soon
cum2soon

heaven's halbred.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

control the tempo and gain momentum to achieve the win condition within your time window

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

also hope your opponent doesn't run an Overton Window pick like Antimage. That can fuck the time window for your win condition

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

ok ill give you the full guide:

Offlane
Go treads, wand, solar crest, and dagger, in that order. 4-2-0-1 then 4-2-4-1. Talents: +35 damage, +snowball damage, the rest is up to you.
Use ice shards like fissure and control the lane. Ice shards are spammable, use them, but if you only have one shot due to position, prioritize block rather than just damage and/or "block him but he just goes around the shards".
Don't snowball because you can, use it when you actually need it. No, snowball in to initiate it's not an actually need unless he has an escape.

Supp
Treads or arcane (depending on if they have mana burn or not), urn, dagger. The rest is up to you. Talents: %+40 exp, +snowball, the rest is up to you.
Same tips as above. Nothing change much other than starting items.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Just according to keikaku

5mileys
5mileys

who beats puck mid that isn't named templar assassin

Techpill
Techpill

they are so"rich" imagine being a billionare bro what would you do?

hairygrape
hairygrape

What the FUCK do you do against Chaos Knight? He keeps winning games all on his own, this is BULLSHIT!

TreeEater
TreeEater

What are the best matches of this year? I want to watch something before TI

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

pick ryan

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Why not just play TA? Also Sniper is very obnoxious at all stages of the game because you can't phase shift his continuous long range damage. Dragon Knight can be annoying because his nuke is almost impossible to predict. Lina and QoP can beat an inferior Puck player by baiting out phase shift with animation canceling.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Tiago i thought you left

eGremlin
eGremlin

Today’s update also introduces a feature that matches new players against players with consistently high behavior scores. It is especially important for a new player to have a good social experience while they are first trying to learn the game. The matchmaking system will now ensure that new players will play with and against appropriately-skilled players that also have a track record of good behavior.ň

HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE, THIS SHIT ACTUALY WORKS IN NORMAL RANKED?

Bidwell
Bidwell

Anti-Mage mid go 1/1/3
Get your first point in Mana Break, buy PMS, get 2 shared tangoes, buy a salve with your rune then run at the Puck, then get your spell shield level 2 and then win your lane. Buy an early Basillius to minimise harass of the Puck.

WebTool
WebTool

fuck off, i checked

Supergrass
Supergrass

i will be matched with smurfs because i have high behaviour score

uh...

farquit
farquit

blog.dota2.com/2017/07/welcoming-new-players/

lmao they are getting desperate, too bad for Valve Pedro will ensure no sane human will want to cotinue playing this piece of shit past the first game

girlDog
girlDog

dota has been saved, we will no longer be ded gaem

Soft_member
Soft_member

The fuck good will that do me?
Spots you
Teleports you together
There's now 5 of him
He can't be stopped, you can't tell which one's real, you can't CC any of it
You're dead in an instant and he moves on to your teammates who also eat shit and die

Un-fucking-balanced. Remove CK from the game entirely.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

So to avoid playing with scrubs and smurfs I now have to shit up games to lower my behavior score?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

p-pls

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

are you fucking kidding me

King_Martha
King_Martha

lmao they are getting desperate
yeah so dumb right, they are trying to improve things and stuff
fuck valve lmao

WebTool
WebTool

Is that why I'm getting paired with a bunch of people with level < 10 even though I'm level 31?

JunkTop
JunkTop

i dont even think lc cna dominate his lane cos of reality rift

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

BEHAVIOR SCORE DENIERS BTFO THE FUCK OUT

Nojokur
Nojokur

if they actually want to fix something they should give us region lock already instead locking new people out of 80% of the hero pool

farquit
farquit

By whom?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

be toxic
get punished

be friendly
get punished
brilliant valve, magnificent i would say

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

My face is tired right now.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Is undying used anymore?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

post yfw iron spirit

5mileys
5mileys

Where ride the horsemen, death shall follow.

iluvmen
iluvmen

wait
if I make a smurf I won't be able to play invoker????

Inmate
Inmate

we Fairy Tale now

likme
likme

what did you use to do? oh yeah, "ck has no mana burn, ck illusions die to jakiro, ck is trash, ck is bla bla"

TreeEater
TreeEater

they are trying to improve things and stuff
Too little too late, hero

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

TA is the only "hard" counter. The lane dominator mid circle is Puck > QoP > TA > Puck. SF does well against all 3 if you get a good block and don't get solo killed, once you get 5/7 you just outfarm them with razes, but if you get a shit block they're just going to farm while zone you with a easy solo kill threat. DK just sits there and farm, puck can't harass you with right click.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Looking to party up 2k international ranked if anyones down, how is there not a vg discord

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I think he's an utter trash hero right now.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

he's pretty good in pubs, not so good in competitive.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Dota finally stops being f2p and locks people out of the complete hero pool like LoL
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breathes* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I BET THIS WAS BRUNO'S IDEA

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

the new drafting screen is so FUCKING SHIT

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I'm calling bullshit. If that happened, the game would suffer a fucking heart attack and die.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

will play with and against appropriately-skilled players
will play with and against appropriately-skilled players

will play with and against appropriately-skilled players
will play with and against appropriately-skilled players

Illusionz
Illusionz

dude behavior score is irrelevant XD
brah 50% doesnt exist XDD
youre just bad LMAO ;^)

lmaoing at your lifes valvedrones

JunkTop
JunkTop

To help new players, we are now restricting hero selection to a curated group of twenty heroes for their first twenty-five games. This introductory group consists of heroes that we’ve learned are very successful in helping new players learn and enjoy the game.
not much longer till you have to pay to unlock

the slippery slope is real

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

source on pic?

farquit
farquit

The first feature is a change to the hero selection system. To help new players, we are now restricting hero selection to a curated group of twenty heroes for their first twenty-five games. This introductory group consists of heroes that we’ve learned are very successful in helping new players learn and enjoy the game.
first twenty-five
Of course it's bullshit.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

6k behavior here, good?

takes2long
takes2long

aim 4 8k
its pretty comfy
still grindin

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

more like
ruin games
get paired with game ruining retards

play well
get paired with lvl 1 smurf/newgay game ruining retards

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

appropriately
appropriately
appropriately
appropriately

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Earth Spirit already manipulates metals tho

Nojokur
Nojokur

1. pick Lich
2. shit all over his illusions with chain frost
3. ???
4. win

iluvmen
iluvmen

How does this have to do with anything tho?

Booteefool
Booteefool

EVERYBODY START ACTING AS AN ASSHOLE

iluvmen
iluvmen

that's not real.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

gg branches
new hero will bring the ability to call out GG in games?

Soft_member
Soft_member

tfw my behavior score is low so I do not need to play with noobs that just started the game

Emberburn
Emberburn

I would buy a mail order bride because that is the only way I am ever going to get a wife.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

new hero better be dwarven mortar team or siege engine

DeathDog
DeathDog

he's in the same skill level as those that barely started the game

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

if it's not a cute girl im moving to league

Playboyize
Playboyize

league
cute girls

Riot got taken over by SJWs and they don't make sexy waifus anymore

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

it's all day9's fault

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

It's all /d2g/'s fault

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

mfw watching woodsports where people compete to cut logs with chainsaws

Why are alternative sports so fucking fun bros.

Either digital or analog, they're so much more based than regular ones

farquit
farquit

I did too man he's my favorite hero
I could give a fuck about "le reddit hero"
He's my favorite and i'll be damned if a group can "claim" a hero to vote for.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

this

If we don't get a hippogryph rider I'm gonna lose it

Firespawn
Firespawn

the new draft screen is so fucking retarded. the backgrounds are overly complicated, it almost makes all the relevant UI invisible. It's also so fucking anti comfy now fucking hell

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Today’s update also introduces a feature that matches new players against players with consistently high behavior scores.

so i'm just gonna avoid dota while this blow over.

Methshot
Methshot

Basically, it sounds like newbies are going to be matched against nice shitters (well, "nice" because having a high behavior score doesn't even mean you're a nice player, it mainly means you don't leave games). Except the shitters are still going to have a massive knowledge advantage and probably win more on average, which is going to make the newbies feel a bit hopeless.

Something they should have considered is making the report system a lot more sensitive for new players, so assholes get low prio-ed early and don't ruin the experience for too many new players.

Limiting the heroes to a tiny pool for 12 to 25 hours is also stupid if there isn't an option to opt out of it. It's basically enforcing limited heroes, and I suspect it's going to have a lot of the boring as shit heroes like Viper which probably repulse people from the game because they end up thinking that's all there is to the hero design in Dota.

They're treating newbies like idiots again, and it clashes with my personal experience. I came extremely close to introducing several people with LoL experience to Dota, but they all dropped it because the tutorial was being pushed on them (back in pre-reborn Dota 2, although I don't actually know if the tutorial was mandatory or if it just looked that way)

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

yeah im not a "dotard" I only started playing your shit game last year

Soft_member
Soft_member

200mb patch
what is it

girlDog
girlDog

Luna's ass

Firespawn
Firespawn

nvm, it's the new players shit
that's surely bigger than 200mb

WebTool
WebTool

I wanna plug their butts

TreeEater
TreeEater

The matchmaking system will now ensure that new players will play with and against appropriately-skilled players that also have a track record of good behavior
appropriately-skilled players

If you have more than 500 MMR you have nothing to fear.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

that blog post actually is prove that behavior score is being ignored by the match maker

Emberburn
Emberburn

I'm pretty sure newbie MMR covers a fairly wide range. 2k to 3.5k, if I had to guess.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Valve can't update Luna's ass polygons because it would crash their servers

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

too bad for Valve Pedro will ensure no sane human will want to cotinue playing this piece of shit
you goddamn right you fucking gringo
jajajajajaaj dota 2 re contra cuckeado paaaaaa

whereismyname
whereismyname

Everybody vote for Rubick

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Nigga these are people that are literally playing the game for the first. I seriously doubt people with previous moba experience will have 1k MMR, let alone 2k-3.5k.

iluvmen
iluvmen

new demon hero when?

w8t4u
w8t4u

for the first time*

idontknow
idontknow

Already did, fuck Pudge

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

as a noob who decided to "just go midlane to learn midlane" at 1k mmr i got hooked into tower so many fucking times and my heart skipped a beat every time
i was just a kunkka trying to hit some creeps
FUCK PUDGE

TechHater
TechHater

why not both?
not looking forward to a shortstack keen girl riding a tank

SniperGod
SniperGod

Game has enough demon heroes to satisfy the 14 year old edgelords.

Angel hero fucking when?

Spamalot
Spamalot

Should've been obvious after he joined Secret.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Spirit Breaker is free MMR, try it out dotards

Emberfire
Emberfire

I'd love to see Venge's princess sister being turned into a hero.

Even more if she turns out to be a STR hero, completing the Skywrath trio.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Dude I was calibrated to 3.7k mmr after playing my ten ranked games, after ~300 normal games, back in 2014. I'm not particularly good at the game and my method for learning it was playing solo normal games and randoming. Still, there is no way I ever was below 2k normal mmr, because from what I've seen of 1k or even 2k mmr skill level, if you're there after your first 25 games (which are going to exclusively contain newbies in the new system) you don't just have a massive lack of knowledge of the game's basics, but you also have terrible execution and strategy, which is not the case for every new player.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Does anyone actually think that a Rubick arcana is going to have custom spell effects for every stolen spell?

askme
askme

It'll have a custom effect for the stealing animation.

Skullbone
Skullbone

not allowed to slut shame crystal maiden
wtf?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

5 for sheevers wig falling off mid broadcast

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

they'll just give him this which has been available as a custom mod since 2015 and sell it for 50 dollars
youtube.com/watch?v=HJy2XLRfdkc
mark my words, if they dont slap this along with custom animation on steal, ill eat my dick

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Strength healer too like Omni/Phoenix, that way we have a nuker like Skywrath Mage, a right-click support/carry like Vengeful Spirit, and then a healer

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Skywrath and Omni qualify

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

oh shit

Playboyize
Playboyize

pretty good desu

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I'm ready.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

what if she starts crying, would really make thing awkward

askme
askme

Nahaz where's my prediction reeeeee
its friday already
you promise me u would release on monday

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

What if she dies on stream?

JunkTop
JunkTop

Nahaz
he didnt know

takes2long
takes2long

I watch old replays with the old UI and I'm disgusted by how gritty it used to look
Reminder if you're still complaining about the UI you are either old or a legit autist.

eGremlin
eGremlin

only redditors complain about it
the new one is objectively better

JunkTop
JunkTop

Reddit asked for it for the new hud, maybe you belong there.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

why is this?
I need like 5 reports a day

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

i have shit taste so everyone that doesn't is autistic
hmm yes i see

Skullbone
Skullbone

this needs to happen

StonedTime
StonedTime

Veeky Forums in a nutshell

viagrandad
viagrandad

kek

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

nobody asked for a new HUD u dumb bitch

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

start using your reports conservatively
use them on people you're almost certain you'll get your returns on (flaming, feeding and destroying items) instead of using it on the average russian dick who never gets reported anyway

alternatively, if there's only one russian dick on your team you can attempt to rally the rest of your team into reporting him

FastChef
FastChef

youtube.com/watch?v=aTtsBg9eue8

RumChicken
RumChicken

Is dota a waste of time if you are not a professional player?

I really want to play but i feel like megawasting my time when playing what do

Skullbone
Skullbone

everything is a waste of time

MPmaster
MPmaster

Everything is a waste of time.

likme
likme

Havent played dota in a year
played it for a week now
watch teammates keep diving and dying into tier 3 where enemies can easily heal up beside their shrine

Why was healing shrine made again and placed there? It's kinda dumb when its player base are already retarded.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Not really,wasting time working gives me money, wasting time playing dota gives me..?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

wagecuck mentality

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

money gives you..?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

to provide an emergency net for the offlane/safelane

TreeEater
TreeEater

tfw no sister to look out for you

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Who cares about why, only the genius lads over at Valve know the answer to that question. The consequences are what really matters and as you said they're painful.

likme
likme

Money = Decent life (food,car,house etc...)

If i am wrong enlighten me

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

decent life
spare time is spent playing dota

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

What are you guys Compedium level?
Mine is 310.

Techpill
Techpill

Time cannot be wasted, only spent. If you spend your entire life working and amassing a great fortune will your death be avoided?

The only reason to have money is to spend it on things that bring enjoyment to your life. If you enjoy playing dota then it is just as valuable a use of time as working.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Currently fighting off Megacreeps at 4 am against a techies in a 80 minute gane

send help

StonedTime
StonedTime

good goy.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

buy necrobook and just run your summons through the minefield

Skullbone
Skullbone

N/A

Skullbone
Skullbone

not bnning techies

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

2037

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

only 80 minutes

Come back when you reach 2 hours and then we will talk.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Fucking hell dude
Why?

RumChicken
RumChicken

Just had a funny ult idea

Voodoo doll

600 cast range, targets an enemy hero
mana cost: 200/300/400, cd: 140/120/100, duration: 5 seconds
creates a stationary illusion of the hero
All damage and static effects done to the illusion also effects the target at 50% of the damage
Is non lethal (like venomancer ult)
all status effects autopurge at the end of the duration.

StonedTime
StonedTime

The trick to enjoying Techies is not playing as him but with him.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Enjoy your baby roshan statue. I'm sure it is a valuable collectors item that will make up for the money you spent to get it.

Nojokur
Nojokur

custom mod

nigga that's a fucking video effect, the hero icons change color too when they apply the filter

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Eh, why not? I own my own business (bakery), I don't have anyone to spend my money on except my business and myself, and I don't want to expand my business yet as I want to figure out how I can avoid getting the government dick for expanding.
I will, user. This will be the last year I get the aegis though. The game just isn't the same anymore.

RavySnake
RavySnake

hey guys I'm a professional csgo player (currently on a break).
what are the best heroes to get into dota, I don't intend to get serious about it but really want to know what all the fuss is about (this major prize pool is INSANE). I've checked some guides but they're all pretty outdated (map doesn't even look the same)
I played wc3 and wow if that's relevant at all.

thanks!

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Investmentwise speaking did the previous collector's Aegis replica sell for how much it cost to level up and get it?
Since there are two collector's items it might actually be worth forking out with reselling in mind because you can get all the virtual rares which have value too.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Actually being old
Don't you have kids to feed gramps?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

they're restricting you to 20 easy to win with heroes for your first 25 games. We don't know what that pool is just yet, but let us (me) know and we'll (I'll) tell you which hero is good for starting with

hairygrape
hairygrape

well what playstyle do you want?

takes2long
takes2long

How is the bakery business? Specialty or just generic? Do you do any baking or are you just the owner/manager?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

tfw 30 years old and no wife or kids

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

That's fine dude. 30s and 40s is when a man peaks.

iluvmen
iluvmen

goypendium level: 0

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

puppet master from hon has this ability as his ultimate

likme
likme

173

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

249, will probably get 10 or so more levels after I complete the quests.
Got everything I wanted tho.

FastChef
FastChef

Pretty good actually as I live in a pretty gentrified, younger area. I do special orders and the generic pastries and breads. I am the main baker but I have 2 employees.

Evilember
Evilember

Lmao Jesus dude. What do you do for all that?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

1580

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I'm a baker in a very good area with not much else beyond utilities and my business to spend on.
All I do pretty much is go to work, work, eat lunch, work, close up, go home, and either read or play dota all night. I'm about to stop playing though as the game went to shit for me.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

in terms of how easy it is to understand the hero and what to do
some them are good heroes, some of them are shit

easy
sven
dragon knight
centaur warrunner
axe
sand king
tide hunter
slardar
spirit breaker
wraith king
juggernaut
luna
venomancer
viper
phantom assassin
slark
crystal maiden
shadow shaman
jakiro
ogre magi
lich
lion
witch doctor

medium
tiny
omniknight
huskar
bristleback
timbersaw
legion commander
lifestealer
night stalker
doom
undying
abaddon
magnus
drow ranger
phantom lancer
vengeful spirit
riki
ursa
troll warlord
bloodseeker
razor
medusa
nyx assassin
wind ranger
zeus
lina
silencer
disruptor
bane
warlock
queen of pain
dazzle
leshrac
shadow demon
ancient apparition

anything that isn't in this list you should probably stay away from until you are more competent

TechHater
TechHater

Your reward for being a good boi is having to play with newfags.
Fuck you Valve, I'm gonna start being a toxic motherfucker from now on.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

no true maiden hero

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

thank you!
I just tried spirit breaker and it was really fun although I died a bit too much, is blade mail a good item? it felt like it was imba as fuck especially agains the enemy lina
I guess ure right I won my first game despite dying 13 times lol, although there were some guys in my team that looked like they knew what they were doing

dota isn't bad at all, maybe I shouldn't have wasted 10 years playing cs LOL

idontknow
idontknow

you are a baker?
how does it feel to be gay my dude

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Bretty gud m8

Booteefool
Booteefool

Today’s update also introduces a feature that matches new players against players with consistently high behavior scores.
8.9k here, the games is still shit

farquit
farquit

it's that time again
who's that dotamon? very easy desu

WebTool
WebTool

pic related, raising it from 1. Finished all my quest, do dailies, achievements, silts, etc and I'm stuck at this level right now
I think I will never make it to 150 lads I just want the fuckign terrain ;_;

Nojokur
Nojokur

I have no idea about playstyle, I mean I read the guides and know what role is supposed to do what but don't really know how they translate into the game. So far I'm playing support role since carry looks like way too much responsibility

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

QoP?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

couple questions, incomming reddit spacing for clarity:

Why did the game go to shit for you? was it 7.00?

What's baking as a job like? do you have to wake up at like 3 am? what's your best product? why are macarons so FUCKING EXPENSIVE?

please respond i'm alone and in dire need of communication

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

DK.

iluvmen
iluvmen

its funny that you say that. the carry role has the responsibility to provide damage to the teamfight and building sieges, and to have items at a decent timing to fulfill the role, but overall i would say support is more important/more responsible because supports often decide the laning phase and how fights end up.

carry is one of the easier roles imo.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

try again

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I'd say Alchemist, but that fucker was overnerfed so he isn't being played anymore.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

ember

happy_sad
happy_sad

Rolling

farquit
farquit

it was leoric but I deleted the original screenshot

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Leoric.

I never knew you still played WC3: DotA, user.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Techies single-handedly extended a game by 1 hour from the original 45 minutes

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS HEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Illusionz
Illusionz

youtube.com/watch?v=TRA11G7Bn4I

New Spectator Hero Selection UI Full Demo

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

It looks pretty damn comfy, 2bh.

Firespawn
Firespawn

neat

hairygrape
hairygrape

Support is the easiest mechanically and least stressful role. That's why pro teams' captains are always support players even if they didn't play that role before captaining.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Spectator UI kino

King_Martha
King_Martha

I don't like that zoom in especially since it gets fucked up when you pick too fast. If they remove that it looks pretty good.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

GIMME SOME GOOD FUCKING FIGHT MUSIC

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I don't but old habits die hard my man

Flameblow
Flameblow

WAIT WTF MY THUMBNAIL

viagrandad
viagrandad

youtube.com/watch?v=zAQ7bxeNtxA

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Who's the biggest lane bully in the game?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

ursa

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

all them pantyshots

Those animators knew exactly what they were doing.

MPmaster
MPmaster

everything looks good
all those garbage hats at the end
lmao

eGremlin
eGremlin

the cosmetics transition isn't bad at all

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

7.00 was garbage and changed the game too much for me to keep playing (I started playing in like, late 2011ish). Reborn forced me to upgrade my rig (not a bad idea anyway, it was getting old), but at least that was just launcher and some menu UI stuff
It's pretty fun a lot of the time. You hear some of the stupidest ahut come out of people's mouths though. I wake up at 6 and get to my shop at around 7, with Alex (an employee and a friend now) usually beating me there and Sarah getting there at around 7:30. We make our fresh stuff and we open at 10, or 10:30 on Saturdays (closed on Sundays).
My best product imo are my eclairs.
Macrons are shit and I hate making and eating them. They're expensive because they look pretty, that's pretty much it.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Hey you, lich who just threw the game and feed after our BH bought an mek, show yourself you little shit, I know you are here

viagrandad
viagrandad

If evens I watch the twitch anime stream and try not to kill myself (if 6 I'll watch for an hour)
If odds I'll continue to shitpost for the night
If 0 I'll go to sleep right now and sheeverwill croak at TI

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

doing nothing for your team except extending a losing game
IM IN FULL REPAIR

FastChef
FastChef

fuck you faggot

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

limited to 25 heroes

Booteefool
Booteefool

be honest...do you prefer this....

King_Martha
King_Martha

it's actually 20 wtf no cm, pudge and spirit breaker
how is this fun to new players

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

or this

askme
askme

thanks I've been getting into bakery lately but I'm really shit
any tips for croissants not coming out hard on the inside, it's like they're either raw or with a near cracker like feel. I've tried baking them slowly but they come out soft on the outside

SniperGod
SniperGod

but bh is a carry :^)

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

no gun and caprisun

neither

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

retards are restricted in their selection of heroes that have billions of interactions to ensure their sanity

Well, can't win em' all

Emberfire
Emberfire

It's not. Expect new player retention to drop even lower as newbies start believing that Viper-style gameplay is the only thing this game has to offer.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

absolutely epic fucking game dotard lamo

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

be new player
queue into a game
Hmm, LOL this hero called wisp is literally just a light ball LOL!
Tether? He's like the medic from TF2. I'll pick him
proceed to feed and lose at level 13 with no items because I didn't know how to buy shop items

This was literally my first game of dota 2 back when it first came out

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

oopsie diaper axe will never be a thing
why did the have to remove override.apk?
fucking valve

Inmate
Inmate

the answer is always more butter

Illusionz
Illusionz

QUICK
I've got a crystal maiden in my team, should I go soul ring on clinkz or is it not worth it?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Yeah and you got to do stuff like teleporting around the map and dragging an ally with you, which implied that there was some cool shit to do in the game.

Instead you could have ended up playing Viper who has a total of two active skills, one of them an auto-attack modifier.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Uh are you using too much water? Your dough should be like a mass of somewhat soft butter.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Soul Ring is ok, just dont buy any mana regens item after that (Aquilla, etc)

Playboyize
Playboyize

Also, not wrong.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

The positions of the heroes should be dependent on their role, e.g. from left to right: 5, 3, 1, 2, 4

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

build no damage items
can still hit for more than 300 damage
how is this balance?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Because the Bush did 9/11

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

objectively yes, but not anymore mana regen things and you probably take the magic resist over the int as well unless they have like no magic damage

happy_sad
happy_sad

cause he has 800hp at lvl 10

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

hm might ne, i have trouble handling my dough, I'll definitely use more butter than the internet says so
other questions if you don't mind,
should I chill the dough in the fridge before kneading and baking? I've heard it's common practice for puff pastry
is a 200°C oven too hot?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

because he dies to 2 support smoke.

StonedTime
StonedTime

and 2000 physical ehp

they need a lot of magical burst or lockdown or else he's just going to sunder one and then murder all 3

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

come to /d2g/ to shitpost
end up learning some stuff abut the bakery business
Uh dotards?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

kneading puff pastry

I suggest you look up a puff pastry guide. The whole point is to make hundreds of layers of dough and butter so your pastry is flakey. kneading will destroy the entire process. You chill it in the fridge between folding and rolling it so the butter doesn't melt.

Playboyize
Playboyize

that was bad english actually, I mean folding and rolling, thanks!

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

kneading
puff pastry
my man. the entire point of puff pastry is all the layers and little air bubbles so it's super light and fluffy. kneading deletes all of that

Booteefool
Booteefool

gee a hero is strong against certain types of damage, bet you think AM/Huskar are OP too?

w8t4u
w8t4u

Wait why are you kneeding puff pastry dough? My man, that is not what you are supposed to do with that

likme
likme

well I guess you just have to draft a couple stuns or a silence.
Doesn't make it imbalanced though

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

huskar
immune to magic damage
not really

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

No problem. Another thing to be mindful of is the heat. If its too hot in your kitchen then your puff pastry will not end well. You may accidentally make some nice buttery biscuits at least.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

you can thank leddit for that

TechHater
TechHater

play roam earth spirit
destroy riki early and win mid for my mid player
still lose to necro spectre
Fuck this game

Lunatick
Lunatick

what the fuck is happening here

why are there two random autists talking about baking in a dota thread

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

In my shop I have my croissant oven set to 375°, but you also have to make sure that the air outside the oven isn't too hot or when you get them out to cool they won't settle right. Yes, chilling the spin is common, and I do it too.

Spamalot
Spamalot

tfw taking a week off from work just to watch the entire tournament

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Argentina will win a TI
white people's last hope

likme
likme

Why am I seeing baking advice? Is /d2g/ baking goodies for TI?

iluvmen
iluvmen

I think I will now. I'm thinking cinnamon rolls

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

TNC v Fnatic SEA Qualifiers
Damn that game was pure kino

FastChef
FastChef

ddx doesn't make it for Elite Wolves
Papita comes outta fucking nowhere and coaches Infamous.

VAMOS WACHO.

ez 18th place

SniperGod
SniperGod

noooooooo pa yo le tengo fe, hasta el 9th-12th no paramos

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

There are at least 3 of us talking about baking. Probably more.

tfw on a diet

I might have to take a week off for the main event so I can eat Nachos and make a pizza for the grand finale. Guess I better do a seafood pizza to keep in theme.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Huskar. Viper.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

this game is so complex and cool, you dotards must have a lot of autism to learn all this shit and remember it

farquit
farquit

Lopilato a shit, my dude.

RavySnake
RavySnake

I mean we are all pretty autistic in here not to mention the ones talking about baking goodies but
pic related

5mileys
5mileys

EternaLEnVy @EternaLEnVy1991
Checking picks from scrims in new pick screen is insanely difficult

EternaLEnVy @EternaLEnVy1991
Checking picks from scrims in new pick screen is insanely difficult
EternaLEnVy @EternaLEnVy1991
Checking picks from scrims in new pick screen is insanely difficult

farquit
farquit

DELETE THIS POST

SniperGod
SniperGod

50 million years for the hats to load
how awful

Firespawn
Firespawn

Does anyone know what the 20 heros actually are? I cant find a list anywhere.

The SJWs left. They said they will make waifus again.

Evilember
Evilember

This is retarded, puck hits for like 90 oncr 3-4 minutes hit, am just gets cucked.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

dota isn't bad at all, maybe I shouldn't have wasted 10 years playing cs LOL
dota isn't bad at all
dota isn't bad

you know how retards that would rush a choke alone as CT? You know how AWPers show up out of fucking nowhere? You know how teammates with almost 3000 dollar surplus won't drop you a UMP or an ak?

Play a few more games and you'll see there's little to no difference between cs and dota. You'll end up a jaded assholee either way. Dota just hurts more because you can't 1v5 clutch, you have a sh*tload more to learn, and instead of feeding money once per round, your teammates can feed both dosh and experience once every 10-60 seconds.

Hell is other people, regardless of how you interact with them.

glhf

Spamalot
Spamalot

Will there ever be a patch where Earth Spirit isn't nerfed?

Techpill
Techpill

is brew the most satisfying last hitter?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

play brew
get thirsty every time i crit

TechHater
TechHater

what is reddit voting for arcana so i can vote against?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

pudge is reddit, rubick is the optimal choice

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Rubick

Vote Pudge

Techpill
Techpill

is this esports?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

will dota 2 grow after this?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Reddit is voting for Rubick, so you know what to do.

Spamalot
Spamalot

it should

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

TechHater
TechHater

I guess someone had to do it

JunkTop
JunkTop

no bounty hunter
Wow

likme
likme

20 heroes
le official free mmr men list

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Nope. The hero roster is easy to play but several of these are really boring to play or annoying to play against. Also, a high behavior score means fucking nothing because the main factor that affects it is abandoning games (and you can be an asshole while never abandoning), and commends and reports are given out by players almost without rhyme or reason.

5mileys
5mileys

the only reason dota is doing this is because the game is BLEEDING players.
the player in-game count has been the lowest this month in years.
Be a good player
Get rewarded with literal newbies as teammates
Lose because they are garbage.

whereismyname
whereismyname

IF THESE HEROES WERE REMOVED FROM THE GAME just...

Inmate
Inmate

this was the best Valve could come up with after 1 year and 60 million dollars

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Yep, I'm done after TI

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

its been growing every year, the prize pool has been surpassing each other every year

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

That's not a half bad list desu

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Clinkz

Surprised they didn't have a carry like Drow or CK instead. You need to know which are the large creeps with Clinkz, plus you have to clear out the camp yourself afterwards if you want more large creeps to spawn.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Yeah. We're down to summer 2014 numbers and that's quite something.

Anyway, the new player experience, along with how to teach the game's mechanics, is something they needed to look at for a long time now, and it's not a trivial problem. This isn't a good solution though.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

What the fuck is this?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Clinkz was probably intended as a more complex hero to help transition lolbabs from the one click wonders like WK to more complex heroes

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

less than 1 week until TI
no trove caraffe
????

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

all valve games need better bots. Getting QIIIA level AI would solve 90% of the problems we've got with newer players. And something like what Paladins did where you're secretly fighting bots until a certian level or number of matches

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Yeah, I think after TI I'm done with this game. The frog went tlo far down the shithole for me to want to play anymore.

StonedTime
StonedTime

starcucks false flagging this hard

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

i would not be playing this game if it weren't for broodmother wtf valve

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

If you believe hard enough you'll manage to meme away the 15% player drop!

cum2soon
cum2soon

thinking this is some sc2cuck
not seeing that the froggie is killing the game

Supergrass
Supergrass

Honestly, after reading a bunch of 2010 interviews with Icefrog, 7.00 looks nothing like his design philosophy.

Lunatick
Lunatick

isn't this pretty much the bot hero pool?

likme
likme

want an immortal
cant buy it on market
proceed to buy compendium
immortal is behind a treasure aka gacha
proceed to buy more levels if you cant get the immortal

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

yeah but clutches aren't something you can rely on, neither is spot on accuracy; this is why even though some people hack you still see the same people at the top of ESEA.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

58

Evilember
Evilember

you guys what if rubick wins

it will literally be shitty rubicks every match, at least pudge winning won't be any different from normal

SniperGod
SniperGod

Growing
When its actually valve just jewing more money each year adding more hurdle and hurdles to items with restrictions and DRM
?
mfw reddit praises this

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

why?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

How so?

Methshot
Methshot

you know he could change his mind in 7 years

idontknow
idontknow

stfu faggoot

takes2long
takes2long

7 years ago
You know, I feel like people can change their ideas on a subject like dota in that time

Supergrass
Supergrass

i rather have a shitty rubick than a shitty pudge

viagrandad
viagrandad

Remember when TF2 had a design philosophy

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I noticed that its not icefrog working on dota anymore after some patches last or two years ago, the way patches were written, explained stuff, the reasonings behind it, the way tooltips were shown and similar

likme
likme

No?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

me neither

TechHater
TechHater

Because he seems to understand the importance of carefully introducing new mechanics into a game. Basically, he understands the risk of player alienation, which is 7.00's key failing, no matter how you feel about the changes themselves.

Here, read them for yourselves (shit, dead forum but who cares, the interviews themselves are worth a read): playdota.com/threads/icefrog-interviews.1681/

Maybe he did, obviously I don't know the man (although he's clearly passionate and dedicated to the game and its playerbase so I have doubts about that). Maybe it would be more accurate to say that it looks nothing like the design philosophy that made Dota 2 the massive success it was.

TF2 always had a bunch of clowny design decisions though.

Spamalot
Spamalot

you would call dota 2 a "massive success" in 2010?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I used DotA and Dota 2 interchangeably here. And yeah, since according to the 4th interview, DotA's playerbase in 2010 was between 7 and 11 million players, without counting China (which amounted to 40-50% of the total playerbase).

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Icefrog
Carefully introducing new mechanics

Hey newfag what's up. Icefrog has been tossing the tea table since you were just a cum stain.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Man you really can't read worth shit. That's on par for d2g though.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

when you get a series of unwinnable games

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

BEEP BEEP
OUT OF MY WAY
I NEED TO GET LAST PLACE

takes2long
takes2long

when you won 7/8 games today

better luck next time buddy

idontknow
idontknow

278

Lunatick
Lunatick

11 game lose streak
think that i couldn't possible get another awful game
mid brew has a battlefury queued up

5mileys
5mileys

BEEP BEEP
NO THAT'S MY SPOT

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I think I want to know how that turned out

Spamalot
Spamalot

Who's the most OP hero right now? Been 5 months since I left dota

used to spam treant aghanim then wards >rush lycan necronomicon then push.

Wondering what the scene is now

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

You have to qualify to get a placing mr oppa

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

whats your mmr?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

At what MMR do people start remembering that as Oracle, I am capable of deleting them if they get to anywhere near critical health at the start of the match?

iluvmen
iluvmen

DELET THIS

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

4kish was when I started seeing it

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Well shit, guess that means free lanes until the game dies.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Pls.
I just wanna see whatsup. I already wasted 1.2k hours lol

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

reminder that loda wanted navi to get disqualified because they fountain hooked chinks

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

tfw nobody to play with
I have no idea how to make friends in this game.
Everyone I play with doesn't even speak English.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

its ok. i've added people after great games and i barely remember what they did a couple of weeks later. you need irl friends desu

hairygrape
hairygrape

until the game dies
Soon unfortunately

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

(That was the joke.)

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

when will eg kick rtz

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

After TI

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

How the fuck do you make friends in Alaska? Noone even knows what a game is, here.

Methnerd
Methnerd

what the fuck is that real

TechHater
TechHater

I had friends in India mate. Try going to a gaming cyber cafe I've heard that helps

MPmaster
MPmaster

Reminder that Valve has confirmed that a low priority within ranked match making exists, aka "behavior score" exists, so unless you have never said a word in chat there's literally no point in playing this game because you're forever stuck in the black hole of intentional feeders and people who build Eblade on carry jugg

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

my behaviour score is 9k, I flame when I have to, especially if i hear a fucking leb on mic, and I abandon once in a while.

Lunatick
Lunatick

i regularly call people who feed subhumans niggers, what's my behavior score

Emberfire
Emberfire

I regularly call South Americans who can't speak English in US West servers sub-human jungle monkeys so the same as me probably

viagrandad
viagrandad

Stop bullying them anons, treat them like you wanna be treated.

likme
likme

Or maybe you could stop being a raging autistic manbaby and don't spend all your time calling everyone a nigger.

eGremlin
eGremlin

If I treated sub-humans how I wanted to be treated I would be vegan

Bidwell
Bidwell

Are you implying that you would eat South Americans?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Having played SEA i reckon its fine to scream but if you destroy items and feed u a little bitch idc if u flame so long as u try hard as fuck

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Maybe if they weren't so unbelievably filthy and disgusting animals.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Wouldn't cannibalism make YOU the subhuman?

whereismyname
whereismyname

Where the fuck is the lockless luckvase and the trove carafe
????????????????????????

takes2long
takes2long

Idk how being a cannibal makes you a sub-human by default

And plus it's not cannibalism if they aren't the same species as me.

Inmate
Inmate

but then how would intentional feeders know they're doing something wrong ?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Low 4ks are so fucking bad and fucking cancer. Just played with 3 downie morons. Told them they're fucking trash. I wait 40 min so i can avoid these retards, and 1 of them somehow gets placed in my game, in the same fucking team. Ofc he picks jungle Alch and does nothing all game, but feeds and afk farm.

And ofc all these retards don't make their data public.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

region? sounds like a 2k player to me

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

started at 400 mmr
went down to 100 mmr
came back up to 1.2k mmr
AMA

Emberburn
Emberburn

Aus. I was 4.6k till i've been on a losing streak because of this 'cAm' nigger.

dotabuff.com/matches/3343033619
dotabuff.com/matches/3342957521

How do i find these kids irl?

girlDog
girlDog

tfw aus and 2.3k

so i guess its not even worth climbing huh

5mileys
5mileys

wait 40 minutes
Just enough time for one game to be over. Should've done it after 15 minutes.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

last 12 games are venge huh

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

never. bcos the new hero will be a water themed hero.

King_Martha
King_Martha

NEW THREAD

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Inmate
Inmate

who dis seamen daemon