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SHIT IN MY MOUTH

Reminder to yuros to start going nocturnal to watch all the matches at TI

I want to pee cum on that polygon

been doing this for a couple of years now
my body's p used to it
i'm not above napping though, feels good being able to sleep anywhere

I want to ream Rylai's ass

>Prizepool approaching 23 million

wouldn't it be cool to use tinker's rearm in real life? you could cum, rearm then cum again, completely skipping refractory period lol

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who will choke in EG
shartour zairrhea or sh1t

thats my default state anyway

can I still post webms?

I'm going to have to do this shit while working a labor intensive job in the morning fuck my shitty life

Shartour and sh1t for sure
Sumail, zai, and universe are solid

artour usually plays pretty wel at TI, but cr1t is def going to choke yeah

>he is a slave to the circadian clock
>he doesn't adopt the Uberman Sleep Cycle

Is Valve sure about inviting him? Mason might break his twig faggot ass with his bear strength.

if they're solid 2013 material then ye

>gf wears a CM cosplay
>we bang with her wearing the CM cosplay
>can't play CM anymore because I just get horny
>go from playing support to offlane
>gain 600 mmr
Wtf am I doing dotards?

YuroNEET reporting for duty, I'm already set, let's get this show on the road

>tfw always tired no matter how much i sleep so i undersleep anyway

bragging

Which team are they going to cause an upset this time?

>literally the epitome of /d2g/
>never streamed doturd yet

Why?

Sounds like you scored

as a former Shartour and Sh1t poster I must admit I was wrng

Cr1t is WAY better than Zai, people who would claim otherwise don't even watch the actual games they just repeat memes and or are gay for him

All of them. They are gonna win.

that has a dick doesn't it

Nice tits but wtf is wrong with her eyes?

things that never happend

hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/8/8c/Mir_spawn_04.mp3

>things I do not believe are true but I hope are true

what is that whore doing at a capeshit convention

>D-DENDI IS GOOD!! IT'S THE OTHER 4 PLAYERS FAULT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE TOP MIDS?? IT'S LE DONDO YOU FUCKING REEE, DENDI IS THE BEST FUCKING SHIT TEAMMATES BRINGING HIM DOWN, LE LEGENDARY DONDERS!!!111

you'd have to be underage to like arteezy

GoT is a capeshit yaaas kweeen show now.

>valve will use the underwater terrain on TI7

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Literally no one in d2g thinks dendi is a top 10 mid. I'd even think that south americans can beat him.

how much of a friendless loser do you have to be to think someone referring to their friends as "the boys" includes you despite not even knowing your name lmao

>boys
reddit: the phrase

friendless loser here even i don't do that so there's an extra layer of faggotry behind it

twitter.com/teamsecret/status/891002670571339778

LMAO

there's 1 way out of this

2 tangos

or else
not gunna say what'll happen or anything but something might hapi will feed the courier and deny all my itemspen

she's 1/4 black
no dong

did you have a stroke?

I mean, if she wasn't a quad I'd bang desu

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isn't this guy a furry porn artist?

>Day9 is hosting TI7, the biggest esports tournament in history
>still is allowed to cast for Hearthstone
WTF WHY IS THIS ALLOWE DOTARDS

all it shows is that dota talent is garbage tier when valve have to keep outsourcing talent

>epitome of /d2g/
>female
lol

I dont get why couldnt they just bring in Redeye again, that dude is beast

>I'll play loads of pubs today, lets go for 10!
>4 games later i want to kill myself

How do those autistic neets and pros play like 12 games a day, its so hard.

>tfw knew multiple people like this and now try to avoid playing dota with them

because day9 is who you bring in when your esport is at its crest before crashing down into the trough

>EG has ppd
>DC has Mason
>Secret has SunBhie
my top 3 favorite teams now

>autistic
There you go

that frog looks like varoufakis

How the fuck do you build Lone Druid now?

He should shave his head, and get in shape a bit, and he'll look pretty good.

Lmao imagine being that much of a fag

youtube.com/watch?v=BWXR9a3bE5Y
wew

You really don't, that hero is only good when he's good in the patch so to speak. Then froggo gives him a handful of nerfs and he's back in the shitter again.

>Red Bull
>Reddit Bulls
lmao 4cucks on suicide watch, start prepping

2 hand of Midas and hope the game goes past 80 minutes

I like this logo far more than their old green one.

same here.
so i decided to lead the squad and guess what

He's one of the only legitimately bad heroes in the game right now. There's no reason to choose him over sven

I would take pleasure in torturing Day9, I want to skin him alive in saltwater.

game of normies might as well be capeshit since they're both a forced meme by a marketing department.

>buy any of these cheap and cost efficient items with good buildup and your enemy has to either buy useless trash expensive 5.4k cost item with awful buildup or he will be useless against you
how is this shit balanced?
MKB buffs when?

agree
you know what's worse than peruvians? fuckign amerifats spewing memes and sperging when they lose.

speaking of which, why hasn't any captain done this? drafts based around forced itemization

Because dota is a game for brainlets?

>12 games a day
try 20 + replay reviews, pro here btw

javelins are honestly the worst shit ever

Stop posting worst tic

not to mention shitload of random evasion talents that some heroes have now
Why MKB has to be such expensive trash item? At least either make jewelins useful or swap one of them for yasha or something.

Fuck off blitz, you never accomplished shit

How does one play Tusk in these confusing modern times?

>esports in a few days
i'm so wet

would you describe yourself as an Arteezy without map awareness?

at least you know who I am and my lifework
I don't happen to know a single thing about your irrelevant existence
xx

twitter.com/miakhalifa/status/890742446795239424
holy shit

based slowpoke

Yesterday's news bud

so will cloud9 be allowed to play in memeleague season eight?

are you a girl?

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Solar Crest reduces evasion tho.
But I agree, there needs to be another way to counter evasion that isn't MKB/Bloodthorn/Solar Crest.
I've seen a suggestion of giving something like 10% accuracy on Javelin. That way you can partially start countering evasion without needing to finish MKB right away

>White is a state of mind
I wish it was ;_;

how to fix mkb (more specifically javelins)
>javelin cost reduced
>new item consisting of 2 javelins + recipe that gives 50% accuracy and some damage (number can chnage depending on how useful it is)
>mkb requires demon edge and this item

>tobi can't say something like "lame as a nigger's baby" without almost losing his career but sunhbie is free to mouth off about white people with no repercussions
there is no justice

>buffing things
BASED REDDITBRO! I ALSO LE LOVE EVERYTHING GETTING BUFFED! I WISH THIS GAME WAS JUST A PVP ARENA LMAO XD FAST PACED TEMPO! XDXD

daily reminder to change your predictions from NP to Cloud Nine

>LETS NERF EVERYTHING THAT GOES BEYOND WHAT WE WANT TO CONTROL
>>>/RiotGames/
>>>/Blizzard/
>>>/GGG/

sopping wet doe ____

Javelin is literally the worst item in the game.