Imagine being this alpha

i wouldn't call her cute desu

Criminally underrated

and doug still smashing that weirdo from florida, right?

>You will never get your gf a car.
Good. More money for me to save so I can get not one but two cars.
>You will never have a fleet of cars.
Sadly true, but there's only three cars I want more than anything else.
>You will never have a cute Asian wife.
k. no big loss.
>You will never be 6'4.
tfw 6'2. FUCK

But good for Hoovie, i guess...?

>Buying your ""girlfriend"" a 30-year old BMW that's probably full of the previous owners bodily fluids
Guess they have something in common.

You mean two Wongs don't make a light

>automatic
Fucking disgrace

kek

Seriously, think about what you are saying. You are saying that Hoovie, good old Tyler Hoovie actually "bought" a girl? Because she is Asian and possibly isn't an L1 English speaker you think it is appropriate to hate on her and chuckle at Neipi saying something so mindless. It isn't even a funny or creative slur. It is the sort of thing that in this day and age is entirely unnecessary. You should take a good long look in the mirror dude. Not cool.

>I'm sorry but the only woman you should ever buy a car for is your mother.
But my mom is a drug addict and a whore and I don't even know who my dad is.

its me
hello son

>automatic m3

kekkkkkk

>soyboy white man gives an M3 to an ugly crooked ass teeth chink woman for christmas
She can't speak proper english lmao

>lives in kansas
>have yellow fever
the "white" protecting their "master race"

hapa is the master race

Dont shitpost with mal you piece of shit

>Two weeks later
GIRLFRIEND CRASHED HER CAR!!! WE ALMOST DIED!!! (NOT CLICKBAIT) DONT CALL BMW AT 3 AM!!!
>8 million views

Of course OF COURSE she is asian. Only a desperate white fever bimbo could "love" an autist like Hoovie. She doesn't even find him attractive.

post the fucking link you lazy asses
youtube.com/watch?v=LN756XmDKwo

>revving while the engine still cold
>"whoa whoa whoa you can't do this"
>"why not?"
kek
I bet March/2018 is the end for this M3 on her hands.

Fucking dumb wh*te ni**er, should get her a fucking smart car instead.

you think giving a women (asian no less) a manual M3 would be a good idea?

Well at least they couldn't get it moving fast enough to wreck someone else's car.

>buys asian gf an M3
>not a Lexus RX
Dude doesn't asian gf very well.

Look at all those squares

HAD TO GET A GOOK

>I bought my BMW M3 an Asian Girl for Christmas
Crashing this car... With no survivors...

o-oh, someone delete this thread

That’s a pretty cruel white elephant gift to give someone

hello, son, its me, your father, buy me a car now.

...

>Neo-Confederate
>First name is Lincoln

>bought a car that people expect to merge whenever with no signal by everyone for his azn gf
This nigger is smart as fuck. You missed the best part of all of this.

5'11" is enough if I were any taller I'd look like a pedo with a 4'9" asian gf.

He gifted $35,000 to a 6/10 gf on a youtuber salary

For that price he could of purchased a 10/10 mail order bride

Can't watch anymore of this video making me depressed I can't get an asian gf right now because of how fucked up I am. Atleast now I have paperwork and am getting a biopsy that proves I am fucked up.

Naw man. He bought a 6/10 wife, then used the extra cash to buy her a car, record it, and make even more youtube money.
The economics of white knights has been mastered.

Nigg please. If u goin thru d hassle of buyin a bitch get a 10/10 eastern europe bitch not some garbage 5/10...but then again 10/10 eastern will not accept a guy with youtubers salary/job

It's a $3,000 M3 with a fuck ton of mechanical problems lol.

>no one mentioning that she clearly doesn't like the car and is wondering why the fuck he wasted him on that

*wasted his money

It's going to cost another 3k through the first couple months of ownership.

BMWs should be crushed when they become 10 years old.

>automatic """m3""" e36

Ur girlfriend surprised you with a cute baby with nappy hair.

>M3 US Spec

That actually happened to me.

I only date twinks now

You poor bastard.

That dog knows what's up

hahahahahaha
oh man

>buy powerful rwd car for your girlfriend
>clickbait views
>ooooh sawri i crashed in the rain husbando
>clickbait views

He may end up profiting from the whole ordeal.
My nose is tingling.

>You will never have a cute Asian wife.

Fuck that flat ass tiny asian bitch.

First get yourself a real WOMAN, then it don't matter what you get her. Knowatimsayin?

lol that fucking dog

Honestly the car looks like trash. Chris Fix made a way better gift to his mom.

>spends $1500 "getting it ready"
>couldn't be bothered to fix the highly visible body dents
>couldn't be bothered to detail it or wash it for her
>couldn't be bothered to warm it up for her

>is your girlfriend single

>Chris Fix made a way better gift to his mom.

What did he get his mom?

youtube.com/watch?v=Quvby2Me5CM

>giving someone a farted on 40 year old "luxury" car that will cost an arm and a leg to maintain
Devilish.

>You will never be 6'4"
That's where you're WRONG KIDDO

Now that i have watched few of his video one negative is that he imitates dougs presentation. The positive is that he buys lemons for the fun of it.

>has to disconnect the MAF for it to run properly
like pottery

>being this butthurt
back to faggit you go

Holy shit, your gf needs to lose about 80 pounds.
And you should ditch the hat, it makes you look like you're missing your trumpet.

this guys girlfriend so unenthusiastic its retarded, shes probably fucking some other dude

She's probably mad at him for buying himself a car he was already looking at and then pretending it's a present for her. Though yeah she's definitely fucking someone else.

>M3

>M

or that it was an old car

Who the fuck is Hoovie?

Yeah that too.

horrendusly underrated. imaged people that used her pussy fucked her and enjoyed her cum all over her. and some cuck marries her and buys her a car. kek countless sex tourist men that visited philipinies must kekd while watching this.

anyone else notice the kids toys inside the house?

i doubt he has a kid, so his girlfriend probobly already had a spawn from someone else and know Hoovie is the Beta Provider.

Be my bf?

What if my girl wants a classic beetle to maintain and restore?

Aww that's sweet. :3

Also his mom has good taste, that car is gorgeous.

>I call other men that arent me gods
As usual, OP is a cuck faggot

Can dealership cucks stop this "farted on" meme.

Steam cleaning seats is like $80.

Based aussie woman calling out cucked white guys with azn grils.

I'm 6'0 and have a cute Asian gf and a fleet of cars (shitboxes), how am I doing?

This reminds me of when the used car manager I work with tried to surprise his wife by buying her a used minivan.
She filed for divorce a few weeks after and took the baby with her.

>You will never get your gf a car.
Only if she needs one.
>You will never have a fleet of cars.
I have a fleet of shitboxes, it is much more fun, than your new shit. New shit just werks, but old shitbox makes you smile, if it starts up.
>You will never have a cute Asian wife.
Unnecessary.
>You will never be 6'4.
Unnecessary.

Your standards are shit if you think she's cute

If Doug Demuro is the Emperor, Hoovie is Darth Vader.

why would anyone want to be 6'4 when the ford gt40 is only 40 inches??????

Why did he disconnect the sensor? He had plenty of room to get the filter out without doing that.

It's literally transcribing the numale comment in the image he fucking replied to, you dense fucking tard.

>gf
check
>asian gf
check
>rich
check
>6'4
check

What does this asshole have that I don't?

A real alpha doesn't have to buy his woman shit. He also has a woman that speaks English and knows how to drive.

Christ, what a shitshow of salty jealous virgins this is.

Can we go to actually talking about cars soon?

I thought he was married with a kid. must have got a divorce.

>ywn sacrifice a new BMW to China Bettie