I AM THIS CLOSE TO SCREAMING REEEEEEEEE AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS

I AM THIS CLOSE TO SCREAMING REEEEEEEEE AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS

FUCKING

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>skoda

Why bother cleaning it, just buy a new one.

>clearly a Corolla

Why? Because of a tiny bit of snow on your car?
Big deal.

I bet OP's angry he doesn't own one of these

EVERY DAY WITH THIS SHIT

I DO AND IT'S STILL A HASSLE

Just get a car tent

What is a garage.

not a big deal
>get in start it, get heaters on
>get out quick wipe and put windscreen wipers down
>get in drive
thank god its a worthless FF shitbox so you don't have to give two fucks about it

>snow melts, then freezes
>now your car is covered in impossible to scrub off ice

>What is this

Lmao, m8. Just melt it off

Pour fuel all over it then set it on fire

But to get the snow off a brush would be best

>fresh snow
>problems

Guy, scream when you have a layer of frost over your doors.

>he doesn't have a garage
laughin

Kek

Dumbass.

*workplace doesn't have a garage
ftfy

Dump a bucket of hot water on it

O дa, тaкиe тo пpoблeмы.

i got this

You think that's bad, how about that snow on the road. Fuck I almost bit it today, I was going 55 on the highway, bare road, then I hit a patch of fucking powder shit was fucking piled about half a foot deep for about 20 yards, fucking fishtailed almost sideways, fucking steered into it and punched the gas, fucking straightened her out. Shit fucking sucked. Fucking snow.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Thanks bro

reee all you want, monday it was hot enough to melt the snow under my car and then the following it froze.
My tires sank into the snow, resting on a layer of pure flat ice, i was alone couldnt get someone to help me push the car at 6am.
ended up using all of my floor mat as traction aids.

Do people really believe this myth?

it's -22°F WITHOUT the wind chill here and I drive a geo metro

calm the fuck down

It's just snow.

You're getting wound up over snow.

Slow falls and lands on things, deal with it.

If you don't want it to land on your car, park it undercover.

nigga just use a torch to melt the snow

I know that feel.
>wake up
>car covered in snow
>unfuck the car
>go to work
>8 hours later it's covered in snow again

>pyccкий
>жaлyeтcя нa cнeг
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I remember in the red green show red put lighter fluid in his washer fluid resivore and wired a grill lighter to the dash. I wonder if that would work for real.

I get five times more than that you fucking crybaby, wipe it off

It takes less than a minute to clean. Stop crying you fucking retard

>get a car tent
>next day it's either vandalised, blown off by wind or stolen by some hobo to use as a blanket
>garage in the middle of a city for someone who drives a corolla
>7th floor apartament
this isn't your one-snowflake thick texan snow, moron

i live in utah and use a broom, stop being a dipshit

Helpful tip senpai, keep a bag of kitty litter in the car. Not the wooden eco friendly crap, the clay shit. Toss a handful in front of each wheel. It's fukken magic

ikr

I fucking love this board.

Dude just put on some skiing gloves and sucker-punch that cocaine off. What are you, some kind of fucking gay?

Don't do this. Seriously.

>getting cucked by snow

*laughs in Floridian*

Just walk everywhere when it snows to save the time of cleaning snow off the car

thats australia

Gee what a little bitch
That's like one fucking inch of snow we get that like once or twice every week, and every other we get like 5-10 inches and I don't complain

Boy I'm glad I live in Texas where winter tires are a myth like snow

t. unemployed

I though you meant that damage on the bumper.

some, but most know its room temperature water.

>Laughs in Floridian
**Laughs in Australian**

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tfw you accidentally drive the japscrap car on salted roads
youtu.be/rvrZJ5C_Nwg?t=2m22s

I own that exact brush/scraper, and it is awesome

>existential despair over an inch of snow