Signs that your car is a cuckmobile

why the fuck is it so common on Veeky Forums for people to incorrectly greentext? do we just have a shit ton of redditors recently?

What the fuck is that thing?

Which car?

Appalachia

>Fwd
>1.4 Diesel

At least I have a manual gearbox.

Aside from what you've already said

>crossover
>4 cylinder or V6
>short fender, short deck, big cab design
>bland color
>filled with gimmicky luxury options to boost it's price
>cramped interior
>hard to work on, have to take it to dealerships
>no parts aftermarket
>a shit ton of """safety equipment""" like park assist, lane checker, etc
>smaller than 14 inch wheels

>4cylinder or v6
So 75% of cars?

Diesel isn't cucked though. Signs your car may be cucked though:
>Electronic choke
>No ITB's
>Not 1 carb barrel per cyl
>No boost
>No sequential manual transmission
>Open diff
>0-60 in more than 5 seconds for performance vehicles
>High mass, low profile tires
>Single clutch automated manual gearbox
>Torque convertor automatic that shits the bed at 600hp
>Any DCT gearbox that is marketed as a replacement for a manual
>Strut suspension in general
>Economy-minded gear lockouts on manual cars

>4 cylinder or V6
Have had great motorsports successes - the V6 is the most winningest engine in F1 ever, period. There are no cucked engine configurations, only cucked engines. You can make an amazing VR5 despite the original engine being retarded. There are cucked examples of I4's and V6's, true, but that doesn't mean that every single one of them is cucked.

>Smaller than 14 inch wheels
Do you even unsprung mass and rotating inertia? Less wheel diameter is always better, unless it stops you from mounting a good braking system.

Apparently, 0%.

Gas supercharged V8 RWD with a 6 speed manual.

>RWD
>Manual
>Gasoline
>2 door
If it was a car I'd be doing alright, but it's just a normal chebby truck.

>Fwd
>Diesel
Atleast it's a Manual french cutebox from 2004

Triple engine, sextuple supercharger diesel tractor pulling engine. Probably somewhere between 8,000-10,000hp running 100psi+ boost.

Tractor pull and mud bogs are the only good forms of drag racing

>diesel
>cucked
I strongly disagree

youtube.com/watch?v=tB7v6Pgn7_I

That's the other one I wanted to post, I love the OM606

>petrol
>5.7 V8
>RWD of course
>.....automatic
I'm sorry to have failed you

Why did you brought an auto Mustang? Don't you like fun?

> gasoline I6
> RWD
> 2 seats
> glorious manuel

Cucks hate me

>I6
So you're getting cucked by inertia.

>diesel
>rwd
>auto

You schnitzel eating commie. What mustang runs a 5.7? Thems hemi numbers

Patrol
I4
RWD
Manuel
80hp

t. Cuck

>diesel
>awd
>6 speed manual

>270hp v6
>rwd
>6 speed manual
But it is an old nissan...

>gas
>Rwd (open diff)
>Autotragic
I'm sorta cucked

>fwd
>4cylinder
>cramped interior

>rwd/4wd
>non intercooled i4 turbo diesel
>3inch turbo back exhaust
>factory lsd
>130hp when new 14years ago

Looks shit on paper but it’s fun as fuck to drive and blow soot on everything.

>Gas, port fuel injection
>V6
>RWD
>6 speed manual w/ LSD

Ew, it's old? You need to throw that heap of garbage out bro. Does it even have smart keys?

It probably has injectors that aren't ethanol safe

>H4 2500ccm tarbo at around 400hp
>awd
>6 speed manual

think i'm good for now...

the biggest of them all:

>badge engineering

it's the ultimate admission of your car being just another appliance like a washing machine or refrigerator
there's no emotions, joy or pride on either the engineers' or buyers' side
just some accountant with an excel sheet calculating how to sell the most cars at the smallest cost in all markets

Bump

>diesel is a joke
the current state of the united states of shabbos goy

>diesel
>cuckmobile
Maybe if you're Eurotrash.

trash

>steam
Well, steam engines have a lot of torque and have it already at 0 rpm.
Only issue is weight, power and efficiency.

but my car isn't married, so how can it be cucked?

"Here, children, we can see a typical douche bag compensating for his small genitalia. See the wheels and tires, dead give away."

>ATs on 20s
Yeah, super douchey

Implying that trucks even lifted, I bet those tires aren't even over 30 inches litteraly a cuck truck

i drive an 2002 ford focus diesel manual
you tell me

>[etrol
>MR
>6 speed manual
>no comfort other than radio and heater
feels real good

>petrol
>road tax and test exempt
>carb
>manual gearbox
You tell me holmes

>Petrol
>1.3 4cyl
>Manual
>Electronic carb
But it's my first car so I love the damn thing.

>petrol
>rwd
>5 speed

B O N U S

>2 door
>spoiler
>LSD
>turbo

>petrol
>rwd
>autotragic
its alright

>consuming their own oil

Are you confusing diesel with 2 stroke, or rotary? If a diesel starts consuming its own oil it is beyond fucked.

Many Diesels actualy do the opposite:
They have rising oil levels...

>rwd
>manual
but
>pigfat
>weak v6

Me too.

Signs you're a retard: your pickup truck is petrol.

>most balanced configuration
t.retard

Internal balance, sure.

Externally, it's terribly long and adds way too much rotating inertia. The inline six deserves a soft, kind, yet swift death, like the inline eight has enjoyed.

manual RWD V8

Worried about your efficiency in spinning out a lot?

The only thing worse than badge engineering is upmarket badge engineering.