What are some imaginative ways i can fuck up my rental without them knowing?

what are some imaginative ways i can fuck up my rental without them knowing?

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Easy, you just hook up a dryer vent from the exhaust to the cabin and drive around for an hour. Make sure all the windows are closed too.

My puppy pissed all over the back of a rental pick up truck, I just fabreezed the hell out of it and returned it. Nothing was said
>KEK

Hahaha, good one, imagine them having to deal with interior that smells like exhaust! xD

Just steer into oncomming rig and as it is about to hit it jump out of car and roll, that will fuck up rental car for good, bro!

>jumping out
what are you? a fag?

i very well may be

wait a sec
i thought that was strictly forbidden in russia

Sugar and Salt in gas tank

Somebody post the webms of that guy putting stuff in his gear shifter

The gay propoganda is forbidden, but not being gay. Like to rent billboard and write "man love rules ok" would be illegal. But you won't go to jail if local kgb agent will know you like dicks.

put weed under the carpet

take a shit on the ceiling fan

If automatic convert to manual

>Fill with shit gas right before you return it
>Loosen the oil drain plug
>piss in the washer fluid reservoir
>superglue a B.B. to the inside of the valve caps
>leave an opened can of fish somewhere hidden (under the spare, in the cabin air filter, wedged under a seat, etc)
>smear Vaseline on the windscreen wiper blades

I have done these to various rental places that have fucked me with a shitty car or bad service. I used to drive rental cars about 20k miles a year for work.

what does this do?

puts sugar and salt in your fuel system

clogs filter/creates varnish/clogs injecotrs/causes carbon buildup in the cylinder/fouls plugs

>fouls plugs

how exactly?

Demolition derby

devilish

LS swap it.

Have you been beaten up for being gay?

Fill the tires up with butane

This is a well known fact but the West likes to make us think you guys send gay people to the gulag. You're not gay though, are you? Still can you tell VAZ to start making the new 2114 again and export them?

Steal the windshield scrubber for frost. I did this on accident when I told my girlfriend to empty my rental's trunk. Ive used it for 20 years.

Kill yourself in it and let your body rot for a month.

Kgb isn't real, this isn't the 90s.

>KGB isn't real

But Putin is their leader!

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go to an empty parking lot and do donuts and fly over speed bumps

Can you have gay secks on the red square?

>tfw you remember you forgot to buy the insurance after it's over

Look up bam and the rental car

How come nobody's posted the webms of trash in shfiter guy?

Coat the filters in coyote urine

That's okay. Under Obamacare you can insure with a pre existing condition.

Dump the oil when you are around the corner from the rental place, fill it with an incorrect grade. Try to get used oil from elsewhere so it doesnt have that golden touch