/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General

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>get matched with lots of faggots
>kick them for griefing
>valve gives me 20 minute cooldown
for what purpose

I JUST WaNT A FUCKING CSGO GF

Do you mean gf (male)?

(You)

Hello my friends.

I can't play until the 31st because my ISP says the internet I pay for needs some form of fixing or maintenance that was supposed to be finished last Monday, but instead they decided to meme me and keep it going, and still not tell me what's going on.

youtube.com/watch?v=2xp-NK6Mg2Q
jp geforce cup live
watch pro nips play at an NA open level

How come the Japanese haven't made an overpriced yet good mice? They already make good but overpriced keyboards and mousepads

but they do

What is it then?

Is shit like Hellcase.jew worth it?

No

aztec has some funny match making

>tfw go ct side and 5 man dak dak squad every round

steel vs swag
2.26 are some nice odds

Are you the cheating cunt?

>13-3
i hope not

funny you should say that

200 + hrs good run for my £10 ;D

Mains still nice and safe tho;D dw

I hope you die in car crash

Should I take Thorin seriously or is he just another e-celeb desperate for (You)'s

I also hope you die in a car crash

reminder that richard "commie faggot" lewis admitted to raising someone elses mixed race daughter

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Richard Lewis is good and tolerant man. Stop being a bigot and so toxic in our community.

RLewis is a brainlet and a conman

>should I take the man who has been laughed out of the LoL and DOTA scenes seriously?

Gee whiz, user, you tell me

dead thread lol

dead game lol

>RL
>sells drugs
>chokes dotards
>professional boxer
>rises other man's daughter

Literally our guy

Dead user lol

The game is not dead. It's just the developers who have interest in it and have no idea what they are doing.

>pros that have spent thousands of hours recommend something and constructively criticized your game
LOL ONE BODYSHOT KILL PISTOL LOL

>Shredline

Should I fall for faceit premium?

>facesit

dotards never game him much attention but it's pretty impressive how long he survived in lol
thorin barely knows anything about cs. he looks way out of his depth at the few events that still want him as an """analyst"""
and this is supposed to be the game that he really knows, just imagine how full of shit he must have seemed trying to talk about other games

its everyday bro

>no discord link in the op

Why do people use everything on low? Are they using a toaster?

Post the discord then
>muh contrast
>muh simplicity
It's like Quake players and their forcemodels and picmips

posk aks tier list

I like me a good pun

Aren't the muslim pros like gob b, scream, spawn, tarik, etc. offended by the very nature of this game? I mean, they're terrorists

I have everything set on medium and one one High with msaa x2 nothing else. I'd turn the shadows up to high but the fucking game drops my fps even with a i7 6700k (OC to 4.6ghz) with a 480

Jet Set > everything else

/ourguys/ bees money crew BTFO brax' team rn

>fnx left bc of this

>br women
fuck everything, moving to south america
what am I in for

>a jew is /ourguy/

steel "iamverysmart" is literally red.dit

kys

Reddit fucking loves steel because they're all globals stuck in silver because of bad teammates and steel justifies that mindset with every bullshit breakdown vid he makes

>tfw witmer smurfed you like 2 years ago
>is getting smashed and will never go beyond premiere while I have a 300k career

feels gud tbqh

Guys, just came here. Why isn't Dazed on Swag's team? I thought they were 100% playing together. How is Steel leading over Swag 1-0? Was the first map a close call? Are these teams just temporary joke teams?

>Guys, just came here. Why isn't Dazed on Swag's team?
Couldn't make it to fragedelphia on a short notice

>How is Steel leading over Swag 1-0? Was the first map a close call? Are these teams just temporary joke teams?
Steel is playing with a decent premiere team while swag is playing with a mix of premiere rejects.

I thought mitch and kaboose were decent, whereas the only guy on steel's team I recognize is wardell, who is 100% shit. Also swag should be way better than steel.

one of those teams is a team that is used to playing together while the other is a mix of random puggers with no prior training together

swag has been playing like shit since he first got to frag

>watching steel months ago
>he's smurfing in literal gold nova
>gets absolutely stomped
>blames his teammates
>they make fun of him as usual with throwing jokes
>queues up for the next game
>specifically points out that his last team was uncarriable no matter what
>gets matched against two of them the next game
>gets stomped again
>point out in the chat how he was talking shit, yet lost to them
>instantly perma banned

Worth it.

>steel on 7 kills

Can't make this shit up.

lol

What're you guys watching?

Not reddit, unlike you.

That doesn't make any sense you fucking autist

Why don't i recognize many of the names on ownage and bmc? Brax, steel, davey?

hello reddo

Maybe because you don't bet on lower tier cs

Players like you are gross. Also what's with the stupid emo girl pictures? kys

How come a lot of CS pros have tattoos? I think no other e""sports"" scene compares to CS when it comes to degeneracy of this kind

stop shitposting

see

not sure what youre on about. brax has been bottom fragging every match since he got to frag

see

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chav alpha (beta) males

see

No i don't but their igns aren't recognizable. Is it all rank S or mixed with rank g?

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How do I calculate cost per minute.
For example, I want to charge $0.7 per minute for 2 minutes and 54 seconds, how do I calculate this?

Is it just 0.7 * 2.54

>-seized
>-guardian

Who's coming in? Electronic? And they need an ingame leader...

Steel.

NA humor

>Guardian to Faze

How about my dick now bois

>being kaboose

wouldn't you divide? 0.7/2.54 then * that by 100 and get 27.5. So 27.5/m?

How to get out of silver 1.

learn to spray, use workshop maps and dm

Be a semi functional human being with half a brain and a few fingers.

lads whats the official /csgog/ cheat my anime profile is up