/twg/ - Total War General

It would have been Radious 2.0 if it made the game eaiser.

>What change?

They recently removed anti-large from them. Bretonnian halberds still got it for some reason though. Hopefully they will revert that change soon.

TIMES YOU WENT FULL DAMAGED

>DEPLOY my cavalry in the centre and heavy infantry on the flanks

LOCK ME UP

is total war: arena still alive?

>Bretonnian halberds
you make it sound super weird like that. you mean polemen-at-arms?

Is Manfred a daughter hater who refuses to properly sexually love his daughters?

Yes

They sold it to wargaming.net (who make world of tanks) and they will be publishing it

How many more copies of TW:W2 would they sell if they made all the lord cute girls?

total war nerds are the opposite of otaku and weebs

Is Heinrech Kemmler the Ron Paul of the Warhammer Universe?

Are the Skaven the Blacklivesmatter of the Warhammer universe?

Maybe. It's a shame to not love your kids right.

That would be VC

Just mod it in you fucking weeb.

G O B L I N S

Pretty sure orks = POC....

So I did a bit of research. They wanted to make Halberdiers a more generalized unit. They give it slightly more AP damage and also made it cheaper but removed the anti-large.

Orks are 40k, Orcs are fantasy.

>playing Choshu In FoTS
>while I'm moving north against the Shogunate minors, Satsuma randomly changes allegiance and attacks me
>because of AI cheating they don't get any public order/diplomatic penalties

haha I love this mechanic

Is it true the creator of SFO is an alt right /pol/yp?

delet this

>not allying with Satsuma and Saga in the first place

The AI won't switch allegiances if they are still formidable.

I dunno. Why don't you hop over on the SFO discord and ask him yourself?

My first FOTS game was as Choshu. 80% of it was fighting my fellow Imperial lads who declared war on me in Kyushu.

From the screenshots I saw, yeah. Could be shopped to bait though, I didn't check. And if he makes a good mod, who cares if he's a /pol/tard? It's not like you're paying him.

Nah orks are football hooligans (dont care about the reason they're supposed to be there, they just care about getting into a giant brawl)

So how do Orcs reproduce?

/pol/ is the boogyman of Veeky Forums dont you know?

explains why his mod is so good

By dying. When they die they release spores into the air, which go into the ground and then grow into greenskin creatures like goblins, squigs, snotlings and orcs.

they rape elves of course

They're mushrooms.

In fanrtasy they have females, in 40k they are fungi who release spores

>In fanrtasy they have females
wrong, only Bloodbowl has 'female orcs' as of right now

No it doesnt fuck off righty

No they have females, they have never been retconned because GW prefers to not mention sexuality at all now.

He's either Franz or Thorgrim.

I know that they're weaponized fungi in 40K, but I didn't know it was also that way in Fantasy.

Nightly reminder that Dwarfs were wrong in the war of the beard

They're obviously not the same, with psychers and technological aptitude not existing among them compared to the 40k models.

It's kept deliberately ambiguous, but then they're ambiguous in 40k.

Because it's not.

t. buttmad mushroom armed with a stick who calls himself a warboss

They still won though.

Elf apologists go home. Go hug a tree.

Nightly reminder elves shave their entire bodies while its the dwarves that go swimming with little hairy women

>elves BTFO

Used to be inter-species rape and female orcs then reconnected into spores.

They were never retconned.

I don't understand what's with this general and people pulling shit out of their asses and trying to sound knowledgeable, look if you're a TWW babby stick to what you know and stop lying.

Skaven/High Elves > Lizards > DE

Yeah, fuck Germany.

>humie wizards fingk theys all dat
We'll see whoos best!

Cloacas>barbs>toasties>roasties

Lizards>Rats>Edgelords>Pointy Hats

You got a chuckle out of me

Spores. It was explained in the book Skarsnik by Guy Haley.

>he thinks Skaven won't play as gobbos with crappy leadership backed by monsters and shoddy artillery with misfire

>putting one trick ponies with a single interesting unit over a faction with motherfucking dragons, dragon knights and dead lion wearing motherfuckers
>putting dinosaurs over motherfucking doomwheels
What a edgy pointy faggot thou art

For some reason you made me think about a TW game where every country was represented by its animals and you had global war with them

>Patch #18
>Australia nerfed, again.

Now that you say that, I think I'll switch Helves and Delves. Lizards are still top though.

on the power odds bar in a battle, what does the area where red and yellow are criss-crossed mean?

You are a half less a faggot than you were a minute ago, im proud of you

DE/Skaven > Lizards >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> HE

maybe mouse over it, and it'll tell you

the Lizardmen have been underwhelming unit wise

They're nothing more but dinosaur Orkz but you lose control of some of them once their morale gets low

Lizards are top to me entirely because I love dinosaurs. There's no denying Skaven are the most unique Warhammer race though.

Yeah I dont know what I was expecting

They have a limited as all hell roster since they are so primitive.

The best races are easily Dwarfs/Skaven/Empire just for all their shenanigan units.

Dark Elves are gonna be the top tier for WHH2. Reddit rats and lizard memes are gonna be monster reliant, which will get shredded by the repeating crossbows.

Helves have their stats budgeted into being jacks-of-all-trades which is makes them great for the A.I, but not so much for the player.

this is the fifth time I hear about this book within two days. I'm gonna fucking read it now.

I AM ________ AND ___________

GAY AND LAME

KARL FRANZ

I HAD A DREAM WHICH STATED THE ONLY WAY TO DEFEAT NAGASH IS WITH CHAOS DWARVES.
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?! AM I PICKING UP FUTURW META IN THE DREAM ETHER?!

It means you're a fuckin nerd.

Real and toughie

NO PEACE, JUST WAR

sounds like MADNESS to me

Griffon pussy

it doesn't tell me anything

TKs are pissweak health/armor wise and C.Dwarfs are the best ranged in the game

So its probably going to be true that C.Dwarfs obliterate them

Official Dark Elf Themesong:
youtube.com/watch?v=LzdsGk5ZKtQ

Themes:
>Maleketh accepting his fate to re-enter the fires of Asyuran and be the Phoenix for the flame
>Morathi at his side in their dance to destiny
>Glam metal haircuts

Meeting you with a view to a kill
Face to face in secret places feel the chill
Nightfall covers me
But you know, the plans I'm making
Still oversee
Could it be the whole earth opening wide
A sacred why, a mystery gaping inside
The weekends why, until we
Dance into the fire
That fatal kiss is all we need
Dance into the fire
To fatal sounds of broken dreams
Dance into the fire
That fatal kiss is all we need
Dance into the fire
The choice for you is the view to a kill
Between the shades assassination standing still
The first crystal tears
Fall as snowflakes on your body
First time in years
To drench your skin with lover's rosy stain
A chance to find a phoenix for the flame
A chance to die, but can we
Dance into the fire
That fatal kiss is all we need
Dance into the fire
To fatal sounds of broken dreams
Dance into the fire
That fatal kiss is all we need
Dance into the fire

>mommy issues

what do we get today?

RoR?

That's how Reiklanders roll.

Well, yeah obviously.
It could mean the end of tyranny user.
Fuck me, it's true, but why dream the obvious?

If it's not High Voltage by Electric Six thrn it's dismissable.

Personally when I play Delves? Marches of the third reich.

>play as my perfect fit, Alberic
>stomping on stupid greenskins being all chivalrous and shit
>get some good ass pussy wine flowing
>roll up on mousillon, get rid of the red dyke amiright?
>lay siege, duke sallies out
>Ohshitniggerwhatareyoudoing.jpg
>open field fight now
>KotR score over 200 kills each, with research they all gain a million levels
>Occupy next turn
>Build a tavern

Life's Fucking great, WHERE ARE YOU LEON?

How will the new Norsca tribe affect chaos campaign ? Harder because you no longer steam roll weak chaos marauder + marauder + marauder + hound and chariot ?

Seems like Anti-Large is getting more specialized with the expansion, they probably want to bring everything else in line first.

>be Quadian delegation to Rome
>Magister Militum receives us on the Emperor's behalf
>he complains about raids by related tribes on the Danube frontier
>calmly explain that as a confederation not all tribes are beholden to the will of our chief
>seem to reach an understanding
>turn around to leave
>pic related blocks our path
>"YOU FUCKING SNOWNIGGERS THINK YOU'RE PRETTY HOT SHIT, DON'T YOU?"
>starts yelling at us with increasing intensity
guys help what do we do, I think he's going to have a brain aneurysm

>Great Tier
Dwarfs, Skaven, High Elves

>Good Tier
Norsca, Bretonnia, Empire

>Average Tier
Lizardmen, Wood Elves, VC, DE, Orcs

>Bad Tier
Warriors of Chaos, Beastmen

Imagine being Malekith in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Mother, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both as Witch King and as a son." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his torture chamber. Like seriously imagine having to be Malekith and not only stand menacingly in that gateway while Mother flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks she got birthing you and dirty, leathery skin, and just stand there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that barefoot walk. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, MORATHI LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch her mannish fucking hag face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of high elven maidens and slaves and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Nagarythe. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled ancient stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with blood sacrifices in the previous months. And then the trailer director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person on this pathetic little island before Alith Anar could put you down, but you stand there and endure, because you're fucking Malekith. You're not going to lose your future phoenix throne over this. Just bear it. Hide your face behind a mask and bear it.