/owg/ Overwatch General

reminder that throwing and trolling is the only way to truely enjoy the game

Be a good little healslut for her, user

>wanting hook 1.0 back
I'm actually ok with this

how much money would they make if there was a "sexy swimsuit" pack for $4.99

each skin would be very lewd, and of course the tumblr portion of the fanbase would riot

I picked a lot of Roadhog yesterday and every other game people were convinced that I was just trolling even when I was gold medals at times.

Anyway I'm even more skeptical of people getting banned for "no reason" since it would have happened for me based on the people I managed to get angry.

Why the fuck does every game I play today have someone disconnecting?

>and of course the tumblr portion of the fanbase would riot
That would mean devs included you twat.

I WANT A REINHARDT TITTYPAD

they would be forced to put such content out by a frustrated and panicky activision

It becomes a warzone with nuOverwatch fighting Doomfist & Friends?

We need a fucking scoreboard so people can finally realise that Pro Metas aren't the only thing in existence and off-meta heroes work.

Also to show people if it's their own fault for losing, or their team's fault.

I always thought weekend kids was a meme but it's actually real. First time in months I have had time to play on weekend and every match is filled with 4. graders who breath in the mic and yell all the time

>have 3 golds
>get flamed anyway out of pure speculation
not having a scoreboard is pretty retarded, but I guess all those tanks and healers never get flamed because of it so that's nice

You know the only other Shimada they'll ever add is a time-traveling half breed as Genji and Mercy's kid.

>not being a neet that only plays from 12pm to 6am

it's like you don't want to enjoy the game

I'm more than okay with this

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Give me tiddymonster

>23:6
>As fucking Buck
Damn son, how?

>hanamura
>first minute of round
>no one can stay alive near choke because our reinhardt fucking sucks and keeps charging in instead of putting up shield so we can shoot behind
>"omfg i got gold elims are you guys like retarded or something how the fuck do i have gold elims as a fucking tank omfg elo hell always putting me in retard teams" ~ Reinhardt

medals instead of scoreboard was a fucking mistake

So seeing as how Widowmaker didn't take any damage fighting tracer, was blizzard foreshadowing that doomfist would be able to instantly 1 shot Squishies in the trailer years ago

It's no secret this game is in trouble. If it wasn't do you think they would have rushed Doomfist out like this? They know.

>doomfist
>primary means of attack is a fucking gun

WHY?

When is doomfist going to be playable in ranked?

They could have at least made it so you don't see medals until the end of the game.

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Zarya's a tiddymonster. Well, more monster than tiddy, really.

Jump the backline. They have to burn through 2.7k hp in 4 seconds + whatever recovery heals you for else you jump away.

Avoid the frontline and anyone that flies like the plague.

The gun is pretty much just to finish people off.

The twink would be the killing blow to the game.

Is there a VG Overwatch Discord or anything like that?

no. don't ask again.

>zenyatta is 20 years old

what in the embracing iris

>only more waifus can save this game
Adding more waifus won't make a game better.

Can I play rein again or is he still not meta

Which is fucking stupid considering overwatch is a game where you spam attacks 24/7 and doomfist cant do shit half the time because his main attacks are on such long fucking cooldowns

Like couldnt they at least made the pistol his melee fire and have his mouse 1 be him swinging his gauntlet in melee range like rein does with his hammer? Their fucking though process on his design is beyond me? Like why even have a fucking ptr for?

PTR is basically just so people can beta test for them while receiving nothing in return.

Reminder he's also a weak piece of scrap since his abilities are gameplay only

he has a 4 second CD on his oneshot ability, that's pretty okay with me

Is it true that all zenyatta players are bros?

20 years in commission. Doesn't mean his mind is 20.

That's where you're wrong kiddo

You can play Reinhardt, he's just still not meta.

No. Some are assholes. I've come to realize long ago that in any game with healers, healers are passive aggressive dumb shots half the time regardless of what healer they play

If by "bro", you mean someone that doesn't complain, then yes as far as I know.

the one and only true twink hero

his one shot ability is easy to avoid because its or at least damage through a bit before dieing.

When reinhardt charges in and gets a kill he can quickly pull up shield or at the very least start swinging. Doomfist charges in you have uppercut and that groundpound thing and all the while youll be getting shot at so his whole kit feels like a onrails sorta gameplay

REMINDER THAT GENJI LOVES TO LICK MCCREES DIRTY BUNGHOLE CLEAN

healers wouldn't be passive aggressive if dps players weren't brainless idiots on literal every game that has healers.

NEET master race checking in

That's why people play Zenyatta. You don't have to depend of teammates to do damage when you can just shit in them with your orbs and balls.

You meant to type Hanzo, not Genji.

>shoot genji before he deflects
>deflects it anyway
Genji is so fucking stupid

a week from release

No, I main Zenyatta and I'm huge cancer

Exhibit A

>shoot person next to genji
>he reflects anyways

The hitbox of that shit is xbox huge.

at what rank do these fucking retards actually start shooting mercy?

never

100% why I play him

Top500

Masters

GENJI LOVES TO LICK MCCREES DIRTY BUNGHOLE CLEAN

Mercy pistol does a surprising amount of damage, right?

I wasn't playing as mercy, but yeah it does

I've been going up in rank since Gold and I'm always hunting down the Mercys.

>doing your job in comp

get banned son

>crouch behind cover
>doomfist's charge kills me even though there's no way he could've touched me
FIX THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW!

>be me
>nigh instalock Ana because I see the instalocking Genji and Soldier
>play the game, hardcore that shit
>its the 59% accuracy game
>basically have Ult up half the time because Roadhog is an ult battery for me too
>Gold healing
>end of match, cards
>get the Nano assists card
>Mercy gets the healing card
>Mercy gets congratulations from the team and the card
>Turns out it was a chick who wasn't even paying attention half the game
>mfw

Is her nerf coming with Junkrat and Roadhog's ''''buffs'''' or what?

No hero is truly safe from having bad people playing them, some are more obvious than others for reasons.

I play a lot of zenyatta because I can aid in multiple ways while not being a passive healbot about it because you're gifted with stronk damage, most zens i've noticed are the same way: they do their job and have their fun of the action too by helping wear down the enemies, so there's less frustration on the job aside from when cheeky flankers try to pin you but you have the tools to fend them off too. People usually say i'm a good zenyatta and am pretty positive while doing the job, but that's just word of mouth so take it with a pinch of salt.

watch out best hero coming through

You first, my child.

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I WANT A TORBJORN BUTTPAD

it's not coming any time soon
Jeff's wife is a mercy main

I missed your posts

>having gold healing as ana

ooo she doin it

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>see DF charging up his punch down the side of the payload
>walk to the side of the payload, obviously out of reach
>die
wat

Also
>be Orisa, tank
>instakilled by scatter
>'I think the game is in a pretty good state of balance right now'-Jeff Kaplan

>that bulge
Rein was a lucky man until Torb got succed in by that thot

>wanting the inferior buttpad

>mfw

And?

Here comes T.Racer.

Ded game

Supposedly she couldn't spawnrez anymore while in the PTR you Austrian phoneposter.

Oh come the fuck on. Guessing Jeff is a Winston/Lucio main, leaning towards Winston because Lucio now kinda takes skill.
Am I right? Because that would just unmake my day.

>Here comes T.Racer.
Whether she wants to or not

reinhardt

Jeff was a mistake.
We have a dude in charge who thinks people want less content and who balances around his wife's main being played at the low Plat level.