/owg/ - Overwatch General

Where's the penis

When's the next waifu hero? One new male hero in a row is already one too many.

its only present in 90% of all mercy mains

you will get a handsome middle age omnic crime lord thats also a sniper and you better like it

>lucio wallriding video gets posted to reddit
>every other match has a lucio falling off a cliff trying to emulate
>this happens several times in the same match
>90% of the time the lucio who keeps falling off a cliff is on your team

>Winston
>only purpose is to fucking agitate and damage sponge
>makes sure that only characters designated as flankers can flank, aka genji, 76, tracer and sombra
>le monkey so gud maximum hp stall force ultra mobile me so guuuudddddd
>me so gud me so gud me spam 1k bubble instantly

>that widow skin

>You shitters can't even make a new thread edition
Says the guy who uses an age-old OP image.

Hand over a hero with HUGE TIDDIES, Jeff Kikeplan. Come on.

I want to know what D.Va's Summer Games spray/voice line is.

I like how the scream over the mic when they die

The spray will probably be the mech looking like a volleyball.

I bet, if it's a voiceline, it's something about competitions. Like "No competition for me!" or "I always win!" or something like that.

i want to suck-start a mercy mains cutedick and swallow the cum as it shoots

>help me i cant hit the huge reject of planet of the apes remake
get off symetra

>game tries to be diverse
>the only character over a C cup wears a thick coat and none of her skins show her breast size or shape
It sucks that developers in the west are basically scared of designing female characters with anything bigger than "medium size" breasts.

It feels like they're indirectly saying there's something wrong with having breasts bigger than "normal" and that honestly feels pretty shitty sometimes for those of us with them.

Absolutely disgusting, omnic heroes are even worse than males and that's saying something.

if you wish to market your product towards females, you mustn't allow too attractive girl characters because it's threatening

Ehhh. I get too many friend requests sent by them because I get flankers off of them. Now I'm stuck juggling accepting game invites for three at a time and the occasional multiple Mercymain group up..

Zarya pls go

will you be my internet boyfriend?

make hanzo a utility character
like give him a hawkeye grab bag of arrow types and let him go wild, lower his damage and build him more around mobility and area control

>Go back to Rein for a bit to test the buff
>Completely dependent on my DPS to actually do their jobs
>Swap back to monkey
>Do their job better and still manage to tank just as well

Oh right, that's why I stopped playing Rein.

>jumps on you
>down to 150
>take 30/s
>shoot him
>damage sponge
>get him to half
>barrier
>cant run because leap is already up thanks to super jump and great cds

its just annoying, sure if I'm reaper ill blow his asshole off, or if I'm hanzo I can get a lucky scatter if he doesn't immediately bubble when I aim at the ground

don't worry, it's just bastion being an uncle tom

I'm not their internet boyfriend. Why would I be yours?

>thread moves at a snail's pace
>game is not dead

pharah is mommy, shes my brown waifu, its like she was made to breed but also to fight, i want to have warrior children with pharah.

>pharah is mommy
>everyone treats her like a kid

>4stack goes 4 dps
>they start screaming at me and the other solo queue on team to tank and heal or they will report

so not having a friend to queue up comp with puts me at a higher risk of getting banned right?

This. It's honestly hilarious and I hope they just run with it as a joke.

>junkrat now can lay down 4 traps and 4 mines and has 8 grenades in his magazine

Oh look I fixed it. This dev team is so incompetent.

you've posted this twice and you're already more annoying than Tittypad will ever be.

>widowmaker's ult is now her E ability and her new ult is full damage with no charge for 20 seconds

Oh look I fixed it. This dev team is so incompetent.

Thank god anons aren't inchargr of balancing. And y this is coming from a guy who likes Trashmouse

>NA hours
The worst.

thanks

>make is so that you cant have a group larger than 2 players when you queue for comp

Oh look I fixed it. This dev team is so incompetent.

>Tracer: older girl next door even though she's younger than Pharah
>Soldier: grizzled uncle
>McCree: older brother
>Mercy: aunt
>Torbjorn: next door neighbor that pretends to be impressed
>Reinhardt: great uncle
Now we just need Winston and Genji and we're all set. Maybe disappointed uncle Reaper.

This guy...

What are you looking at?

>reaper now gets a 75% movement speed bonus while using his ultimate

Oh look I fixed it. This dev team is so incompetent.

Zarya's roid clit is probably bigger than the average user's penis

I wanna date Tracer

...

the testosterone injections must have made her vagina shrink to such a tight size.

Get in the fucking line...

there is literally no greater joy than rocket punching faggot tracers into walls, this alone had made this game worth playing again

>soldier's ult is now his E ability and his new ult is a biotic granade that heals everywhere on the map

Oh look I fixed it. This dev team is so incompetent.

>Roadhog

hook stun duration to 1.5

you may no longer use deflect, flash, ressurect or sleep while stunned.

Is there even such thing as non-faggot Tracer?

if we dont get a summer games event overwatch will die

>mercy now has to be in line of sight of her target to be able to resurrect and she can't fly to dead team mates anymore

Oh look I fixed it. This dev team is so incompetent.

she's gonna be busy playing itsy bitsy spider for a while, dont expect eta soon

You want Soldier to have an aimbot on command every 12 seconds? Are you legit retarded?

>Mercy players now have to get down on their knees and suck a $5 Overwatch dildo to the base to be able to use their ultimate

Oh look I fixed it. This dev team is so incompetent.

What/who is the black bird?

>tfw t-soni is dead

>legit didn't get the joke

haha jokes on you i already do that

got sauce buddy?

Line of sight requirement is good, but she should still be able to travel to dead teammates.

Thank you for doing your part in making Overwatch a balanced game.

Reaper

I need more cute Hunkrat!

Never, get ready for the big sausage fest we've all been waiting for.

>DVA

No longer gains free mech on ult, you cannot die, ult then come back to life. This is solved.
DVA Gremlin now requires aim, dramatically reduced projectile size.
Increased thrust CD to 12, after it ends

Defense matrix no longer works on things inside another defense matrix, behind a barrier, or behind another character. Forced line of sight. i.e. you are no longer allowed to stop ana healing reinhardt when she is behind him, and behind a barrier.

Suffer your sins

HP reduced to 200
Gremlin HP to 1

Why is this thread so dead? It can't be just because of the shitty OP picture

t. OP

You know, just to piss you off I hope they give D.va an extra 100 armor health even if it'll be a little harder for me to kill her.

I'd love to post more! What sort of Junkrat did you have in mind, user?

Stop posting balanceing ideas. You are emberrasing yourselves.

I want to cuddle Tracey

So now that the dust has settled, what's the verdict on Doomfist?

>pharah is telling me to switch tank to dva
>he keeps feeding the zarya
I just want to get out of gold but going solo is not the best way it seems.

I love DVa!
me too

We won't really know until he's live in competitive.

play with me, user!

Something sort of in character, maybe in his usual outfit. And of course cute. Maybe lewd too

EU or NA?

I WANT A TORBJORN BUTTPAD

>When you're Doomfist and you get that air punch on Pharah

>dead teammates only leave souls for 4 seconds instead of "until respawn"
>Rez requires LOS and cannot be done in spawn
>increased time for mercys sefheal by 1 second
Mercy fixed

NA

What's there to talk about? People have had nearly a month to talk about Dindufish and we aren't sure of the starting date for the Summer Games. Of course it's mainly because ded gaem

There's a video by a guy named OneAgainstMany which is basically spectating pros scrimming in custom competitive format matches back when Doomfist was on the PTR. It can give you a good idea of how he will work in competitive.

We could talk about epic balancing ideas

Well, it's not lewd, but I have this!

the dust hasn't settled. in fact, it hasn't even been kicked up yet

She can't rez in spawn anymore so thats there.

Can Jeff just delete diamond? It's the worst division of all. Autistic mainers that suck at their mains, people who give up before the first round ends, people who throw games because they don't like some picks, generally some fucked up people(I had a Mei player producing what seemed to be fart noises the whole game).
Just fucking delete this freakshow.