Dota 2 General - /d2g/

DEFENDING CHAMP edition

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: dota2.com/news/updates/
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
dotabuff.com/
opendota.com/
datdota.com/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/

Other urls found in this thread:

photius.com/rankings/national_iq_scores_country_ranks.html
twitter.com/DOTA2/status/891828408648216578
twitter.com/Phillip_Aram?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^author
twitter.com/melonzzdota/status/796246827561586688
strawpoll.me/13567916
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

If anything, Aui is a defending champ - hasn't been at TI since he won.

Reminder to post 20 pictures of Windrunner every thread!

nth for plugging redhead butts

Rate our fits

5th for PUGNA

Uhh, dotards... I'm just returning from a short hiatus. Is it true the game is dead?

>Peru's average IQ is 85, making them functionally borderline retarded
Thanks for not region locking the US East Valve
photius.com/rankings/national_iq_scores_country_ranks.html

GRANDGRANT IS STREAMING DOTARDS

I wanna plug her butt

ALLAH AHKBAR

Phillips twitter is an absolute dumpster fire lmao. He seems like your typical assravaged redditor.

>aye sumail, waht kinda tracksuit you want?

>well, my mom was going to throw out these curtains..

>say no more

Luna the Moonrider

oh wow you reposted
i'll make it easy for you
either IQ is bs or the peruvian score is wrong

take your pick

When do the BLACKED teams play?

>Sumail
I see he's a man of fashion as well

Or it could be the country full of brown monkeys who ruin pretty much every game they're in are stupid

>fizzz

bet this has a nigger in it, so glad his patreon is making peanuts

>no ppd

...

link me
i post pugna

>his teams choke every year at the Only Event That Matters

IS REDDIT GONNA WIN?
twitter.com/DOTA2/status/891828408648216578

can someone, unironically, explain this meme to me

jokes on you, my team chokes at every event

best to worst:
TNC
Secret
reddit geniuses
whoever the fuck those guys are

twitter.com/Phillip_Aram?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^author

>unironically wanting more pudge in your games

literally seeps all fun out of the game

this is wonderful, thank you user

I've been playing roaming Pudge lately and it's very fun.

a bad pudge player is much better than a bad rubick player

...

The best was just after the US election and everyone was so bootyblasted

>le cute femboi man
>le indian dyke man
>le clothes from the dumpster man
>le douchebag annoying haircut man
>le eastern euro criminal scum man

...

Have I chosen well?
Which stats would net me the most points? I'm thinking runes grabbed probably, but what else.

>tfw no dotards that dont have retarded reddit tier political views
this feel shouldnt hurt as much as it does.

>abstain from voting
>person you don't want gets elected
who would've thought

I'd ride her moon if you know what I mean.
In case you don't, I mean that I want to dick her ass.

What is the appropriate build for sven? I hear mask of madness is good but how do you fit it into his build?

I am kind of sick of playing support. Playing support is like watching yourself lose in slow motion and being helpless to stop it. Supporting is fun when you are winning but shitty when losing.

SumaiL is your only good pick. The other teams don't play 3 series, so no point picking them.

Pick from EG/Secret/Liquid/LGD for day 1

daily reminder with rod of atos there will be no more bad pudge players

Ah alright. Thanks.

>OG partnered with red bull
>put red bull in the team logo
embarassing

>golden sumail
youre set

>Fear is 5'8"
TEAM MANLET LMAO

Dude you need miracle, at least for me it gaves me a lot of points in the past.

>not posting the swindlez reaction

Got miracle, but the stats are shit.
>obs planted +20

>sumail's hair
He really does take after his bigger brother.

The player matters more than the + desu

Reminder to complete your predictions guys.

Don't have it sorry

>be the only burger in your burger team
>5'8
why are burgers so small?

isn't universe actually american
>inb4 memes

If miracle is the same, he still gives a lot of points. Is my point of view since i dont use stadistics and i always put a normal miracle card.

We aren't
>t. Ameriburger in an area where 90% of the guys are over 6' and 90% of the girls are at least 5'10"
City boys I can maybe understand but suburban and rural are taller, at least here in the region I live in.

>American
>skincolor is dark
LMAO I BET YOU THINK NIGGERS ARE AMERICANS TOO

twitter.com/melonzzdota/status/796246827561586688
And it goes from there. He didn't make it a thread so you'll have to scroll down, but it was pretty good.

Im a 6'0 white guy from the south and im the shortest male in my family

>burgers
>small
Literally doesn't compute

Can we get a cancer free aracana vote next year?

I'm 5'11 and I feel short desu

>all the players on one side
>management on the other
>rtz at the end away from the other players
so everyone hates him right?

Same but I'm 6'2. Tallest is 6'7 and is the oldest.

>from the south
I'm really sorry to hear that :(

Went with Miracle. Turns out I had a really good silver of him.

>yfw liquid win with 5 GOOD men

How come Waga didn't get invited to TI?

too busy scamming 12 year olds at "training camps"

Brazzersr

I also live in the South.
I'd rather be here than on the west coast or in Yankee land

Is that Soe?

>tfw only have golden RTZ from EG rest are silver
Fuck.

is okay to be short dotards? can one be happy in life if they are a manlet?

is he, dare i say it, /our guy/?

south Louisiana is top comfy except for the niggers ruining baton rouge and nola city govts.
good chance i move to houston when i finish grad school

they will choke
as always
they still have my support tho

twitter.com/DOTA2/status/891828408648216578
What did they mean by this?

>wins through the election system in the USA
>death to democracy!!!!
>gets invited to ti because he lets Gaben fuck his wife or something

ti winners

the only thing they'll win is biggest chokers xD

strawpoll.me/13567916
strawpoll.me/13567916
strawpoll.me/13567916

make your worthless subhuman gulagian voice heard you god damn vermin

>group A
Easy 50k for Infamous

>yfw China vs China grand final

please again, what teams plays 3 games in the first day?

xD

>be na normie
>fakeflag as euro neet

lmao how will the caliphate ever recover??

Jesus christ is noone balding? Dude's only 18

[Developer] player_behavior_score_last_report: 8184

postem lads

tfw people think rubick arcana will be anything but some trash green filters

We don't have democracy for a reason and these people just act like children over it.

He looks at least 24.

I thought sumail was fucking 1.9m this cant be right

High testosterone does that
>balding
>thick wrists
dudes probably packed big

t. balding manlet

when will you subhumans ever learn?

>Cr1t is management

jesus christ arteezy is a literal child

he's not a pro anyway