/elyg/ Elysium General

This is atypical. Normally there are only 2-4 people online in DoN. This spike is just because Felmyst got canned and some of the server jumpers now play DoN. They'll be gone when Northcraft comes online.

>taking the shitpost serious

>Cant fucking log in

I'm looking for an ERP and/or leveling partner on Darrowshire. Anyone game? I'm a female night elf named Nylinae, feel free to whisper or mail me in-game.

fuck off to retail
make a trial if you're too poor

Please reroll on elysium... fucking darrowbulls always winning

Nice.

What's the most based hunter race in your opinion?

Tauren

>can't fucking log in

I'm not lying but I turned my pc off since servers didn't come back up after an hour. I'll be on in 12 to 14 hours if you're around. I'll post my location then. I totalty get it if you don't believe me lol. I'm posting from my tablet right now but I'll be back tomorrow. I'm gonna go horde so I can avoid the constant ganking which is making me want to quit.

Dude FUCK OFF Jesus. No one wants to erp with your fat fucking ass. Dude I seriously feel so bad for you. Do you have no shame at all? You want to cyber sex with other men on a video game. Do you not get how sad and creepy that is?

Night Elf probably if you're into the whole RP hunter aspect. Orc otherwise. Orc is master race

>You want to cyber sex with other men on a video game. Do you not get how sad and creepy that is?
You know where you are, right?

Yeah Veeky Forums. There's much lulz to be had here. Been here since the Hal Turner days of /b/ bro. I done seen some shit. I wouldn't recommend it.

druid, paladin or priest which one should I play?

Female Dwarf Paladin.

t. Excess

>drunk cooking stream
The poor man has lost it.

Literally who?

The man who ALMOST bred with Melori.

The connection issues are fucking wild, 1500ms? Really, what the fuck?

poor guy.

I think what you're trying to say is that you don't like a thing that I like. I understand. Thank you for sharing your opinion, it means a lot to me.

THIS LAGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Alright bois I haven't played WoW in a few years but I miss vanilla (I did play Nostalrius for a short while and got to 40, loved it). Gonna give Elysium a shot. What do I need to know and can i get a crash course in Elysium inside jokes and memes

Who is this and why is she so happy?

ITS NOT FAIR BROS

What guild is the Pi Kappa Alpha of Elysium WoW?

what's going on here

I'm making a mage, Troll or Human?

this cheater got the same honor with only half the kills

If any question involves Troll or X, Troll is always the correct answer.

Why don't you orbit me anymore Yesimret ? :(((

Can the good people of DoN please corpse camp Alexensual until he commits suicide? Thanks.

>Why would someone use their weekend to raid when they could do it after work on a weekday?

so you want the raid to start at 11pm for EU because you have to work? what about the Europeans that have to work? you think they want to go to bed at 2am? are you starting to realize how selfish you sound?!

What do we get in return? We are busy leveling.

>not erping with girls instead

gay

Please stop bullying Alex, he needs help not camping.

anyone else lagging hard?

We can help him through camping him

I love four chan simulator

>so you want the raid to start at 11pm for EU because you have to work
Dude, none of the euros in your guild even have jobs. They have literally nothing to be up early for, no appointments to keep, no school to attend, etc. The point is you socialists can raid at any time imaginable - most of your shitty guild is online at 11pm anyhow jacking off with each other.

Bump! I'm going out for an hour or so. Feel free to mail me!

What kind of job does Madtii have?

Indi pays her rent in return for pictures of her feet in socks.

professional blowjob artist

Huh this benafflict guy is pretty funny. Gonna start sending him gold

>what about the Europeans that have to work?
lol

getting a major in arts

Can I be an Orc?

IMPORTANT IMAGE

I don't think there's a way to communicate cross faction, but if you can think of one, then sure!

how do i avoid burnout in this game? i really enjoy playing with my guild and my friends but i feel like i only really log on for them these days

Find the closest one of your friends in game and do "that" with them. Afterwords just leave without saying anything.

t. Excess

What kind of job does Manlett have?

Security guard at a Popeye's in London.

>server reset
FUCKCKCKCKKCKC

I knew it

I don't recall the server being so bad before. I'm getting sick of this

its down for maintenance u sperg this happens this time every week

it all makes sense now

The random crashing 12 times a day you baka

this isn't random, this is the scheduled maintenance

>queue

Is Melori going to have a baby now? Will she be a real mommy?

I don't want to share her!

excess was the girl, Melori had to rp as Lumikaru

Excess go away.

big tauren balls

What the fuck is this?
realmplayers.com/CharacterViewer.aspx?realm=Ely&player=Oliver

its from test servers

Retards upload files from the PTR and "private" private servers. The project is open source, so you could fire up your own server BWL or whatever if you want to try it out early.

>not doing

Old thread: you had one job, OP

*breathes in*
>Excess and Melori erp'd
HAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathes in*
>Excess so attention starved he has to post it on Veeky Forums
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathes in again*
"RP is a Kronos thing, a thing of the past" -Melori
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathes in one last time for the final*
so how long was the fight for who gets to pretend to be the girl?
AHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M FUCKING DYING

IT IS FINALLY OVER

holy shit are you wielding the famous Blades of the Child Molester?

>pedo

Isnt 14 a little too high for you?

best post itt so far

kek this is actually good

c-congrats user

R14 with standing 10? What the hell.

last 20 replies have been A++

10 seems like a good age.

god dammit user

redpill me on this poster

jealous...

I'm pretty jealous of Excess to be honest.

lunch break already?

Good job Gropy!
Was fun playing with you :)

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