BITCOIN ETF GENERAL #3 - 100x PANIC EDITION

I dumped my BTC and bought DASH

wish me luck

Posting in epic thread
I was there when BTC crashed
We will fondly remember this

kraken DOWN

>there are algos that bought the dead cat

LOL fucking chinks

This isn't even the dip yet!

It's Ogre

youtube.com/watch?v=hHUbLv4ThOo

Wtf is happening?

kek why buy at the top of DASH pump?

This is the first dip I haven't ridden in months, this is a very special feeling in my tummy.

IT'S PUMPING AGAIN

IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER x100

>TO THE MOON, THEY SAID!

my cryptowatch interface still updates
wish me luck when Ill try to actually buy

Those fucking faggots at Poloniex are now my eternal enemy.

>mfw just set up my coinbase account yesterday

i cant believe KEK was right again
im talking of course about the people rolling for dubs last thread

its seriously spooky guys

KEK is real

investing solely based on gets from now on

anyone else not able to use coinbase?

Gemini is still fine, fast as ever.

I'm getting my shit out of coinbase and never looking back.

yeah I am unable to log in to GDAX

OP of original thread

Daily reminder that you all missed the best buy opportunity of all time on the dip.

We will NEVER see three figures again.

SolidX WILL be approved and 10k by end of the Summer.

Can't login. Really fucking mad right now.

DASH is the future of cryptocurrency

mark this post

the dip hasn't even started yet, silly.

Dude...... I was actually thinking the same thing. Spooky right? Kek's will be done.

BTC to go down to $750

Enjoy your -50% gains buying at the top of a declining pump you plonker.

The spike is only because BTC plummeted.

>Tfw Gemini is running just fine

What the fuck is this $1000 bullshit? I was promised bitcoin @$300

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE DIP?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i asked kek
it's coming

I guess this crash was anticipated.

It's different when the crash hits out of nowhere.

be patient

1000€ mark seems to be the end of the dip here on Kraken. Also I was able to buy some, but the cryptowatch interface went out for a few seconds.

Do we buy the dip or buy eth?

i got DASH and ETH since they'll probably be the benefactors of BTC love fading

99℅ of bitcoin holders are fucking white males

A majority of the SEC are literal kikes who hate the idea of white men in control of their own money, is it any wonder it was declined?

Take a look at SEC.gov website, a nigger couple on the front page. Typical nigger loving Jews saying no to the white man in control of his own money. They can't shut it down though and they can't stop the inevitable price going through the fucking roof

This isnt a dip worth buying,there might be a bigger dip on the way once news spreads.

Dip-bought at 1070€ ten minutes ago

PRAISE KEK
LONG LIVE ETHEREUM

I'm having a panic attack

Tell me everything's gonna be alright Veeky Forums

What happened at poloniex?

Both of you

How long will coinbase be down? Does they shut down often?

Coinbase STILL NOT FUCKING WORKING.

This shit is unacceptable. They are literally keeping people from using the website right now.

It's at times like this that I'm glad I don't trade bitcoin, just hodling.

Now is your chance to buy faggot

They always go down during big moves

Gonna crash even harder once they come online and all the panic sells go through.

>Tell me everything's gonna be alright Veeky Forums
it will if you're willing to just hold (possibly for several months) and not panicsell or dipbuy

delete this

...

i can use poloniex

ETH
only coin today that isn't down in $ value

I put all my savings into BTC

fuck my life

people are scrambling to move their coins and sell, but the network is too congested because the blockchain is broken

give it a few hours, this puppy has only just started

blockchain.info/unconfirmed-transactions
blockchain.info/charts/mempool-size?timespan=24h

God i hope so.

WAIT DID IT GET REJECTED... source

99% of bitcoin is in china baby

Why would you put your savings in bitcoin at a moment a yes/no coin toss was about to happen?

DO NOT BUY THIS DIP YOU FUCKING MOUTHBREATHERS

THE FIRST DIP GOT BOUGHT BY ALGOS.

WHAT YOU'RE SEEING IS PRICE DISCOVERY, THERE IS HEAVY BUYING AT ~$1060

$1100 IS NOW RESISTANCE AND LOOKS LIKE IT HASN'T FOUND A BOTTOM

IF THIS LEVEL CAN'T HOLD WE WILL RETEST THE LOWS OF UNDER $975

THIS AREA WE ARE AT IS NOT STABLE.

If you have any fucking cash left, BUY

THE

DIP

This is incident #254357 for Bitcoin, it'll cope. Also don't go all-in on anything so speculative unless all-in is $500.

Wow ETH glad i just went all in

sec.gov/rules/sro/batsbzx.htm

CANT SIGN IN TO CB TO BUY DIP

FUCKING SCAM

Just kikes being kikes, nothing new.

No.
See pic, the Chinese 90+% volumes were always bullshit.

kys fucking fiat fag, buy the dip now

It's just gonna slowly drift back up to at least $1150.

Sorry nocoiners.

Everyone who isn't a fucking retard had sold everything weeks ago because it was too risky.

I've seen lot of people (including myself) advising that. The ones who not sold are just retarded.

I'm not believing shit until coinbase is back up and all those panic sells can go through.

I'm still holding. My average price is high 500's so I'm still in the green by a good margin.

is now a good time to buy bitcoin?

COINBASE IS BACK UP

BROS
>GEMINI.COM
>GEMINI MEANS TWINS IN LATIN

WILL THESE BASED HANDSOME BOYS SINGLE-HANDEDLY FLY ETH AND BTC HODLERS TO THE MOON?

this, do not buy

once ppl can move their coins it's gonna go off the deep end
blockchain.info/charts/mempool-count?timespan=24h

Not selling my bitcoins because of a $200 drop you fucking fiat cuck,im in this ride till the bitter end.

No it isnt

nop

still cant log in to GDAX

This dip is garbage so far

HEAVY SPIKE INCOMING WEATHERED THE STORM.

SHOULD BE OK UNLESS SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS

Green candles, buy time?

Pos

dubs and it will dip to 800 again

Who is going to use coinbase after this? They had their chance with a lot of noobs and blew it

To get their money out and sell what they have.

Maybe it won't happen though

Oh well, sometimes you just gotta cut your loses and move on.

I don't think ethereum will go up.

I have an idea that bitcoin is gonna go back up because "bitcoin" so since its low now you might as well invest in some.

Its back at 1122 dollars! Like wtf? What kind of dip is this??

Dubs if we level off at $1000. Praise Kek

Get on now! CB up!

so not only it doesn't get accepted but we also get this shitty ass dip, which would happen anyway every couple days with bitcoin...

What alternatives are there? I'm thinking of moving on to stocks, fuck these scumbags

>yfw you realise the Bogdanoff twins are actually the Winklevoss from the future in heavy disguise
>The creation of the BTC ETF has global consequences that led to WW3
>The twins came back in time to scupper their own past-selves' plan in order to save the world