/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

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I never understand why they always complains about their vacs. Just take it as a men ffs.
"Yes, i was hacking with Burning Flames TC. No, i don't really care about vac since i'm rich enough to just buy another one anytime i want. Deal with it nerd." instead of "I-IT WAS INTENTIONAL DISION!!!! I ACKTUALLY WANTED TO BAN MY 20K$ INVENTORY!!!! TEFTWO SUCKS!! *never goes online anymore*"

>don't really care about vac since i'm rich enough to just buy another one anytime i want
Are there really people out there who think this way? "I'll just waste more real dollars on literally useless things because I did something I shouldn't"? Some people shouldn't have financial independence.

I am.

Rad

>join pub
>DH soldier with 3 f2p medics on his ass
>he has a score of 170+ and the enemy topscorer has a score of 12
>enemy team accusing him of hacks
>no way to tell, his aim isn't snapping and it just seems he's hitting his shots
>just decide to play as normal and level my stranges
I don't think I did the right thing. Was he hacking? It didn't look like it, and he wasn't exactly shooting invis spies, but he was hitting his shots too. I'm really conflicted.

Without seeing his play from a first person point of view, there's not really any way to judge that, user.

>ywn play tf2 for the first time ever again

>you will never ask how to get a hat with fire on it ever again

>tfw you never did
>tfw you still lucked out a year later and got a 300 key unusual
>tfw nobody fucking bought that shit and I had to sell it on my own

Holy shit are you me? I got a 150 key unusual and ended up getting jewed out of it because no one buys unusuals for reasonable prices anymore

I never understood why the titular golden gun is designed like how a six year old draws a gun.

It ain't fair. Still, got my dream unusual now, so, can't complain as much.

who do you main

Damn, good for you. I've been trying to trade for a nuts n bolts tough stuff muffs for a long time now, but I'm ready to give up and just buy one with real money.

Spy movie, so it had to be made out of some inconspicuous items, I guess?

Never seen Golden Gun, but I watched a few others back in elementary school

Making Demoman my main, wanna be something other than just another soldier main.
two-shotting people with pipes feels way nicer, man

>only hat I like cant be unusual

>join another pub
>obvious spinbotter sniper
>call vote to kick him
>pbalo12: how do u know hes hacking
>vote fails
>they vote to kick me
>vote passes
Sad!

>1 AM on west coast
>wanna play some 2fort
>lmao hackers camping your spawn whatcha gonna do faggot
>already 2-0 when I join
>med doesn't follow me out the door when he has uber on vacc
>game ends a minute after that

I unboxed 3 unusuals in a row out of a total of 4 crates.

Nobody believes me.

I'm working not as bag boy.

Nobody believes me.

any good combos with the horseless headless horsemann's head? came over from the last tread
(ps: i know about the +quickswitch glitch)

continued
>stuck around because I hoped to God that the hackers left, and they did
>everyone voted for 2fort because hey, that's the 2fort mentality
>5 v 3
>switch over to blue
>playing demo, landing most of my pipes
>3 people leave because of this
>mfw skill in pubs is good enough to be considered hacks

cool

I think for me the best thing is hitting a pipe and then watching them back up into a roller I shot prior.

wish i didn't have a gf, i want erp with that MOMMY person but she's my healslut mommy dom instead who breastfeeds me and praises me for my epic frags

R8 you niggers

>Not having a small orgasm every time you see someone approaching you, shooting two pipes at them and watching them walk into both

I've got a Team Shine Cerebral Discharge S. Degreaser

Anyone have any pro team shine kits or weapons they're willing to trade for it?

Have you talked with your gf and seen if perhaps she would be okay with you doing that?

RSTT/10

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R8 you niggers
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random shit thrown together/10

Eh, i got a pro vitasaw kit but i doubt it's TS

>not having a small orgasm watching them walk into both.
I am not saying it isn't satisfying but piping someone and seeing them panic and run away towards a roller makes me feel like an edge lord as I turn away and say
>you're already dead
shits fun

The problem is that you're missing pipes, the only satisfying rollers are those you purposefully shoot, like ricocheting them to get and angle on a nest or on a hard to reach point

I can hit my pipes, it's just that F2P's movement can be godlike levels of unpredictable and that shit tends to happen.

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random shit thrown together/10
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it takes a special kind of autism to give a (You) like this one, don't you think?

I hardly played scout before I got my new rig.

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it takes a special kind of autism to give a (You) like this one, don't you think?

I hardly played scout before I got my new rig.[/quote]
this doesn't excuse your shit taste
your soldier looks even more garbage btw

It's so weird how playing against an idiot can lead to my downfall because I expect them to behave like they actually know how to use a keyboard but then they will move like a moron and I miss. In short, "I hate idiots"

>run into a scout
>low on health
>direct hit him but at the cost of blowing myself up
>launched a pipe before that
>he runs away into it
>"Wait how did I die"
thanks for the drawing, but that's the hat that I sold dude.
dream hat's my starstorm insomnia Law

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this doesn't excuse your shit taste
your soldier looks even more garbage btw[/quote]

>he says that while not posting any of his loadouts and still replies like a snowflake
Well sorry if I triggered your poor gibusvision soul.

>tfw want to come back but remember that you forgot to trade your metal for keys before you left

My entire inventory full of metal is probably worth like 2 keys nowadays with the insane inflation.

The reverse is piping someone and killing them then walking into your own roller and dying.

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he says that while not posting any of his loadouts and still replies like a snowflake
Well sorry if I triggered your poor gibusvision soul[/quote]
you aren't worth a proper response, especially not with an unusual you bought just for the sake of having an unusual

Go on a crafting spree and hope you get expensive results

guys you know that im using no hats mod?

guys it's cool you should disable cosmetics too.

guys hats are for losers you know.
guys no hats mode please download it

cosmetics are for childs guys

guys have i told you about no cosmetics mod?

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you aren't worth a proper response, especially not with an unusual you bought just for the sake of having an unusual[/quote]
what if told you I wanted an unusual shako but I din't want to spend more than $100?

youtube.com/watch?v=9WL-j4fQX_Y

is he right?

> what if told you I wanted an unusual shako but I din't want to spend more than $100?
i would say that you need to get a job

forgot your tf2 related wojak

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Are you goys enjoying Mannpower? Lots of FUN.

of course

> CTF_7

Yeah, a lot of fun

But I want to spend all day dominating your gibus ass user. :^3

>tfw i've experienced this one too many times

But i have unusual on every class.

reminder that poor people waste money on expensive stuff to have the appearance of looking rich

and here comes another 1.33 hats rich man

Holy shit lemme see if I have anymore cookies.

reminder that pottis clottis bottis peyottis
my favorite class is the pyro

tfw no Humanitarian's Hachimaki
tfw no Hachimaki Humanitario
tfw no Humanitärer Hachimaki
tfw no Hachimaki Humanitario
tfw no Hachimaki de l'humaniste
tfw no 人道主義者の鉢巻
tfw no 인도주의자의 머리띠
tfw no Hachimaki do Humanitário
tfw no Хaтимaки миpoтвopцa
tfw no 人道主义者的钵卷头巾

How much is a Strange Factory New Top Shelf Revolver worth?

Today I will remind them...
youtu.be/Z1x7s1Sc9Wk

check da OP, unless you mean in keys/ref then just try and convert the market value of it
p337.info/tfview/index.php?weapon=Revolver

reminder that the richest boys wear absolutely nothing and instead invest their money

>tfw own one on another account but cant trade it

Remember to pop flop poot toot pootis or you'll lose all of your guns!!
youtu.be/etvxqU4QTu0

Thanks. When it gives the range of prices, does that mean that's what they've been listed at on the market in past? It gives the price I listed for my strange fn top shelf revolver, so I guess it's not a commonly traded item.

those are the prices from battle scarred up to factory new
click on the gun

Oh okay thanks

They need to be above the line to die

Give me good loadouts with salty dog.

beard with pipe

what is it about HOUWAR owners and their tendency to hack

lmao i hav houwar so much monie i obviosly rich so dont cares abot vabann))))))

I've always wanted a HOUWAR back when it cost a lot. I doubt I'd ever hack if I bought one, though

>i want something just because it's expensive
fucking cancer

My favorite is when the enemy sniper is on some 140+ ping eurotrash DSL connection and headshots you from last year then thinks he's good because nobody can react to a time warp while he takes 3 hours lining up the shot

strawpoll.me/13621912
Fucking use the link

>someone is high ping
>this is somehow an excuse to him having advantage

never change, shitters

>gibus heavy with 160hp steals small medkit while i burn to death next to him
>successfully votekick him out the server
felt pretty good desu

Not him but sniping with 100 ping is ridicolous, i always get the dumbest headshots off

It does when you're trying to second scope someone that's already on his 5th scope but hasn't told the server yet.

>see burning scout running to small health pack
>take it myself
>eat sandvich in front of him to restore the last 10 hitpoints I'm missing

>i dont want something because it's not expensive anymore

H-hey guys, is everyone excited for the pyro update tonight?
It's finally going to happen!

mm hmm, sure thing shittie :-)

Everyone knows the update will be on TF2's anniversary.

Didn't Gabe or Riller confirm that Pyro update and some 10th anniversary update aren't the same thing?