PLAYER UNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS /pubg/

holy shit just kill me now i cant draw for SHIT.

>not wanting to kill all niggers
found the virgin

shit I can make basic info charts with paint but I also cant really draw for crap.

I just won a solo chicken dinner, but it didn't record in my stats. How come?

Takes a bit I think, at least that was the case with my win. Also, they reset every so often.

FPP stats broken

>6 alive
>remaining guys from squad killed by the same sniper
>too scared to move
>die outside the zone

I think the stats reset every month, and takes like half a day to update

did they fix the 1 person games?
Was playing it back when it came out, won the game in duo and did not get any bp, not cool

>play only one duo so far
>get a 6 kill duo win
>stats show that i have 0 K/D ratio

They fixed BP. I think it retroactively rewarded me the BP for the one match I played before the fix. Not sure though.

is the server fixed yet?

muh dic

Yes.

>game has rain
quit to lobby everytime

Are stats really bugged?

God damn. I was feeling proud of my top 10,000 NA rank

being this bitch

nigga you cant handle my supressed ump strats or VSS so you quit and make xcuses.

>he doesn't enjoy comfy rain matches

audio cues like footsteps and gunfire is about 50 % of the game in solo
the rain quality is shit and the game mixing it in makes it deafening as hell so no reason to play

Saw a cutie schoolgirl while scrolling Veeky Forums. Is this some kind Battle Royale game and can I play as a cute girl?

What should I have done instead?

Yes and it depends on your taste in cute.

>squads with randoms
>sandwiched between 2 other squads
>bullets raining down around us
>everyone except me is down
>they are asking me to come grab them
>attempt to leave my tree to revive people
>get shot once
>go back to my tree
>heal
>still begging me to revive them
>pussy out and sit behind my tree
>they all bleed out
>peek and get killed
welp

>depends on your taste in cute
Elaborate? Do I have to grind a lot for miniskirts or schoolgirl uniform?

why did your teammate run away from you 3 times lmao

Rain map is cool. I don't like sunset map.

Yes, or pay real money

The miniskirt is $300

>Do I have to grind a lot for miniskirts
For the low price of $400 you can get a mini-skirt
steamcommunity.com/market/search?appid=578080&q=skirt

first person

>That price.
You're fucking wi- Fuck me.
Do I dare to ask how much that outfit in OP costs? What the flying fuck, how is that possible? No, how is that legal? Four hundred bucks.

Is the game even fun?

>get connected, waiting for response ever since I reinstalled the game to an ssd
anyone please help it takes like 10 minutes to get into the menu.

Opening crates are tied to the system daily clock. If you open at certain times you get certain items. Exact items.

It's the free market. The clothing is a rare drop from a crate. Many people want to be cute schoolgirls. Thus, inflation.

>Do I dare to ask how much that outfit in OP costs?
I can't seem to find it searching the marketplace, but probably a lot.

>Is the game even fun?
ye

>Quantity: 1/2
As soon as more come, it will drop

There are probably some held back by Steam market holds

>Many people want to be cute schoolgirls.
If that's the case, why it's always bullied when one says he wants to play as a schoolgirl, reeee

>survivor crates going for like £2.60 atm

Why

Why would people pay this much for a renamed pioneer crate

Where do I get info on this?

It's just one or two autists

Does duo first person work yet? Playing with my cousin shortly.

the fuck

yeh

Just a server side fix? Haven't seen any patches today.

Are you suggesting they use a bad PRNG or no PRNG and just time as a seed?

>tfw I just got mowed down by some nigger with an afro because it was raining and I couldn't hear his car

And I had level 3 everything too...

Oh well, atleast I just got the full yellow tracksuit in a box. Gonna sell that shit in a weeks time.

>11th place three times in a row since ratings reset

FUCK

sucks to be you, my friend.

welp, better luck next time! ^_^

>the virgin drop
>the chad crash landing

idk but i used to have the duo firstperson glitches but now we can all play reliable, i think it was a "hotfix" 11 hours ago

You know what I would fucking love?

A night time map.

>everyone is equipped with a basic flashlight that uses your pistol slot
>stronger flashlights, flashlight attachments for guns, batteries to keep them powered
>flares to attract people or scare them away
>night vision goggles in supply drops
>vehicles have toggleable headlights
>cities are lit up, sporadic lights along major roads, countryside is blacked out, military island has searchlights
>lights can be shot out

not that user, but i made one

I can't draw either so I just altered the template, I also had a hard time incorporating a lot of the stuff in that post to fit with parachuting but i tried

>one match takes four hours to complete
>people blast their gamma display clientside and receive nightvision

the game does not allow games to go past 40 mins what the fuck?

They are only getting more expensive

>tfw have wanted the outfit in the OP since the game came out
Super torn right now. I have about $10 in my wallet from selling skins and stuff, but the chances of getting the skirt & blazer within 4 tries are so low.

Also, Vector + AK is bae. UMP + AK a second bae.

This made me chuckle, I think you did a good job!

>tfw i watch liriks vids and play like him
>tfw lotsa chicken dinners

feels good man pogchamp

What is your endgame? Why do you keep posting this?

this ResidentSleeper

>mfw 3 mandarin jackets, two tracksuit pants and two headsets

Christ, I can't wait a whole fucking week to sell this shit.

ah yes scummit1g shill

based fucking lirik

stream monsters deserve death

I know you're memeing but dingception is unironically the most consistent steamer I've seen, overall. He plays so smart and always uses vehicles for maximum advantage

Does anyone else here absolutely fucking adore this game? It seems like there's only bitching

Grimmz is the best.

It's a love hate relationship. Hate the terrible optimization and occasional desync, but I love the gameplay. Got 300 hours in it so far. I'll probably end up with more hours in this than I have in Siege.

>decide to please the jew and buy 2 keys yesterday
>white tracksuit pants, yellow tracksuit vest, ugh
>can't even sell em on marketplace
>get red shirt and basic pants from 2 regular crates, ugh2
>play some more today since lag is fixed, win first game
>few games later, buy a regular crate
>ballistic mask, sell it for €35
>got the game for free from a friend
>mfw
I'll probably blow it on another cosmetic myself

He's a man child who reports anyone who kills him.

hmmm i don't know about that one... ggs... but i dont know... that was weird. can some clip that? i'd like to take a look... i mean ggs and stuff but that was weird hmm

At this moment i knew i fucked up

They really gotta make a confirmation button for purchasing reward crates. Just accidentally spent 4600(?) BP on my 4th weekly crate trying to preview the items.

>he doesn't dual wield mini uzi's to cover two doors at once

Offline play when?

I want to practice stupid shit without getting punched in the head after landing

*turns 360 degrees and instantly kills the guy with a kar98k sitting on the hill 700 meters away* woah that was a close one....... almost got me but I heard him fart.

Just had my first good play, playing for 2 days now.
>3 man squad with bros, drop onto shelter
>m416, 8xscope, muzzle flash hider thing, dark camo
>sniperelite.jpg
>ghost my teammates and scout/scope ahead
>take separate approaches uphill towards a house we think we heard a firefight at earlier
>I crouch up the back of the hill/house while team takes front leapfrogging trees
>3 dudes at top of hill open fire, pinning team on approach
>I reach the top of the hill and there they are, firing downhill away from me
>scope up and drop one immediately
>closeup now, hipfire at 2nd guy till m416 goes click, finish him with .45 smg
>3rd guy finally turns around as my 13 round capacity smg goes fucking click
>I pull out the .45 pistol and we're having a strafing matrix gunfight
>finally plug him with the .45 pistol
I saved my boys. It was awesome.

1st CHICKEN DINNER after 60 hours in! Fuck campers, first person servers rock!

...

Let me share my happiness user.

based

are U a member of the #slickdaddyclub because ASUS ROG (republic of Gamers)?

Fat and hairless, how young are you?

why are you playing on a 10 inch laptop and in this position? Like, are you using a controller or something?

>shoes indoors

Of course, I love the Two Time!

I'm 25.

17 inches and no, I wasn't playing in that position.

You know that if you sell with delay prices will change and you will never sell it right

>25 and hairless

You get chemically burned on the legs or are you just a really fat trap?

>50 hours
>still no dinner
I make top 10 often but I can't seal the deal

I just feel like I'm always on the defensive in a top 10 circle, I just get surrounded by people I didn't even see

lrn2 third person, bro.

Being good at it will give you your chicken dinners, regardless of how stacked your guns are.

Neither. I'm just hairless, I would be a good trap tho. I have no beard, no hair on my body and barely in my arms.

Relax user, it took me 64 hours to get my first chicken dinner, as you as you are making it to the top 10 you'll get your win soon, I promise.