/poeg/ - Path of Exile general

SMOOTHEST LAUNCH EVER

>3.0 Patch Notes
pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/1930316
>Harbinger League
pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/1927546
>ES and Life manifesto
pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/1899919
>3.0: the Fall of Oriath
pathofexile.com/oriath
>Offline Build Planner
github.com/Openarl/PathOfBuilding/releases/
>Helpful links
pastebin.com/8R2HQiuu
>Wiki
pathofexile.gamepedia.com/Path_of_Exile_Wiki

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1st for GGG did nothing wrong.

shitbirds fuck OFF

niggers

1st for lightning warp totems

soonish

Ummm, queue position literally not moving for anyone else?

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

2.0 Was roughly this bad right? I seem to remember it crashing all the god damn time on launch day and into the launch week.

whats the point...

I haven't played in 2 leagues and usually go cyclone due to carpal tunnel. Is there a new low click OP meta build to research?

Going to play shit crow because I want the challenge/MTC and then to rest my hands for the next few months.

ahahahaha

Moving for me, 5k in queue

T H I C C

>Try to enter a zone
>Get kicked
>12k in queue

Not even mad at this stage 2bh

ok this is not fun anymore

what are you lads drinking for this shit show. im having a scrumpy

How the fuck do I turn off the jelly filter? It's so blurry.

>3 minutes for Q
>50 seconds before it crashes again

Yes, soon.

WEW FUCKING LADS ALREADY

LITERALLY FOURTH TIME SAME ZONE

AHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHA PAYBACK FOR DRUMPF

nth for reminder to bully shitters and netbuilders

>Log in
>Connection erro
>Back to queue at 8k

I JUST WANT TO KILL THE FUCKING SPIDER

cool and good

>get in
>afk in town for 15 seconds
>operation timed out
>put back into 8k position
:^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^)

IT'S STILL FUCKING CRASHING.

>get in
>change area
>back in queue
thanks chris

...

>Get in finally
>Goes down again
enough

...

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Who stormburst/cwc/shocknova here?

>finally clear chamber of sins after like 3 disconnects
>operation timed out
jesus fucking christ

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fuck this shit I'm out
might as well wake up early tomorrow than wait in fucking queues for hours

Witches are for _______

To all of those who are complaining about small server hiccups, I must ask:

How much are you paying to enjoy this game again? Oh... that's right. Nothing. The game is entirely FREE to play.

yes because of load

RETARDED DIGERIDOO FUCKER VEGEMITE NIGGER KEK CHRIS WILSON

ill just go wank again then i guess

lmfao

ok

bye lads im gonna go jack off

is ES completly fucked? or still viable?

Storm Burst

gr8 b8 btw

AHAHAHA

...

Goodnite

FREE?

>didnt get a call back after interview
>cant play poe
death

It's not a game if you can't play it.

Here let me help you.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>small server hiccups
>goes down entirely repeatedly

That's not a hiccup you dingus. These are seizures.

We d3 launch now.

ENOUGH

Alright no memes Im actually disappointed now.

Cya tomorrow maybe GGG

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
your prophecy was true

guess ill go tug my prick then

>Abnormal Disconnection

Holy fuck

fuck this shit im gonna go have sex

>It's another devs don't have future contracts for server rentals like a competent company episode

Don't be fooled by their quick responses this was all baked in to them being cheap jews on temporary launch servers.

down again

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GGG
G
G

Show me where you can find ailment damage specific to spells
Im waiting

>4th most watched game on twitch
>one of twitches biggest streamers playing
>servers crashe every 15 minutes.

Solid advertisement.

Why have a queue if you simply get disconnected at the end of it?

:thinking:

>there are people who spent literally thousands of dollars on a broken pile of shit

W E W L A D S

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Thanks for your patience!

good night /poeg/

best/least click intesnive skill to AFK while playing POE new league? WC (high profit and not teaks) or fishing I'm guessing?

wow it was really hard to predict that a huge amount of new players would try out the game so its not their fault that they didnt upgrade their server before the release. no one could see this coming please stop bashing ggg

>start off queue in 12k
>Get down to 1k
>unable to connect to login server

Gnite lads

ok no more poe this day time to play somethig which work.

If it crashes again I'm watching dotabowl

wew i had a phone interview for a job today and felt like i answered all the questions badly

CANT FUCKING PATCH FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>VAAL MOTHERFUCKING RUINS FOR THE FIFTH TIME
>DC AGAIN
aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM DONE

Alright, fuck this, guess I'll just come back in a couple of hours

literally crashed right in front of an ascendancy plaque before clicking it

>mathil peaking at 10k viewers
>shows his " how to 6-pack ab gamer" video
what did he mean by this

DOWN AGAIN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What's deader: poisons, or this game?

/poeg/ confirmed shotacons.

IF I HAVE TO LISTEN TO ONE(1) MORE SHEEVER CAST IM GONNA FUCKING SNAP

>servers down again
LOVING
EVERY
LAUGH
all that supporter money is going straight into chris wilsons bank account, he has no intention of improving this shit

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>Edit 2: We have a theory about what's causing the realm crash. We're doing one more restart and we're pretty confident that it will fix it.

KEK.

Great fucking launch of a brilliant game.

Seriously, Kirishima is just too cute for his own good.

I give up. Off to sleep I go.

The game will eventually come back up, poison is dead forever.

>theorycrafted builds for hours
>meditated, stretched and slept
>finetuned loot filter
>cooked meals for the next several days
>cleared my schedule
>all for this
>all for nothing

...

Might as well fap to Korra instead of trying to play this game.

>stuck in caverns for the last hour or so

I N D I E D E V S

Every 20 mins like clockwork

THIS IS ALL LIRIK'S FAULT