/ss13g/ - spessmen on a space station

this isn't what i signed up for
i demand to be fucked by at least a 10 incher

to bad, only 5 inches for you.

Jean. I mean, just look at this shit.

>check my female static
>7 inches, 50% ability
can't complain.

rubbish. that's cheating. Only inkei should be considered because it's the random nature that makes things somewhat believable.
Anyone can just say "I got a 10000000ft donger with 10590% ability.

Reminder to psychologically bully the Clown. It is the only way to defeat such vile creatures.

why is this thread autosaging

I remember once someone posted a H cup but this is the biggest with the highest satisfaction percent I recall.
imgur.com/a/s2nvR

How fitting, the giant whore has giant tits.

lol

>build AI
>want to bring power back up but people keep calling the shuttle via the AI
>recall it using the captain's ID which i steal from him while he just sits in a chair.
>gets called again
>recall again
>AI now actively turning APC off in the bridge to keep me from recalling
>captain shoots the console
>try to repair it, the shitter takes the glass away
>fucking disarms and stuns me and tries to get me out
>CMO comes in and "you feel a tiny prick"s me,
>trashes me
>die to zombie and space because pipe was broken
I just wanted to play videogames

>morena shows up again in the discord
>morenas static shitposting shows up in the thread
Piss off

>Guy that lit entirety of cargo on fire wasn't even antag

is morena the savior of Veeky Forums

That zombie was the hero of the station.

Did you ahelp?

Dude literally has a script to notify him when julia or morena is posted in the thread
He is actually fucked in the head

I was his borer, could have sworn he was
Don't know what happened before, that could have justified this

So who murdered the clown?

>get bored as a genetic
>decide to randomly hulk up people
>i hulk up the traitor who wanted to kill me
>he later poisons and kills me

I guess thats what i deserve for being naive shit

I turned the clown into the AI, he wanted it.

Mime, rather

>want to get dat deff gonecode
>shuttle cal despite it being not that bad (probably)
>wait around, don't want to waste effort if it doesn't get recalled
>it gets recalled, called then recalled again
>third time I decide to just fucking go
>also the time it won't get recalled

>no spicy bannus to give me more time to get it (though badmins spanwned a hitler on me)

What a horrifying thought

I don't play this game anymore, I just observe.

>Special roles keep going to "No"

Man this is getting old

Yeah, his name was Boris. He just spilled lighter fluid everywhere and tried to LE SO CRAZY WITH BORER O NO his way into lighting everything on fire.

Didn't really work, but the fact that he wasn't antag is nuts.

>get drunk and have a couple heated bar brawls
>slip into a portal outside bar and end up inside a wall
>An awkward wall encounter later I get fixed up in med
>get tazed and arrested on orders from 'highers ups'
>Borg got orders from AI
>Officer got orders from HoS
>serve Grand Theft time for a stolen portal gun that I didn't steal
>get tazed when I leave SEC
>Ordered to be executed for "Several murders and sabotage"
>Captain is there and just says "Kill dis nigga"
>Some brave SEC men argue for my rights and bargain for me to be in perma for the rest of the round

I still don't know what I did

FRIENDLY REMINDER:
In order for a borer to infest you, you must strip all relevant clothing! This includes jumpsuits, gloves and shoes. Better take off everything since you don't know where he wants to go.
Seems like a lot of people don't know this right now.

Whenever you change *anything*, go to Special Roles and click the button there instead of the button at the bottom of the setup window
That's been working for me, anyway

FRIENDLY REMINDER:
If a borer tries to infest you, stamp on it

Do not set your special roles after you entered a round. That seems to reset them. Just remember to set them before you join.

I set up all my preferences, then click the save button on the special preferences tab, and then save the slot. Do none of this while readied up, as it doesn't save properly. That fixes it until I change anything

use a different save slot. No really the antag prefs stuff is bugged up the ass and might fix itself if it you do something like that

Why aren't they gone yet Veeky Forums?

Sawbones goes against the will of many for his metafriends

>check several security statics
>only one over 50% is fucking ailsa
wtf I hate inkei now

>you will never play with fuura kafukas supple perky tits while she coos at you
WHY
EVEN
LIVE?

I started looking into this and then stopped before it could make me kill myself.
>cloning completion percentage
>very low % only yields a brain, put it on a body if you care enough
>after that an incomplete patient, with all limbs but no skin or organs
>after that a more complete patient with some organs
>after that a full person with all organs and skin but heavy clone damage, can be treated outside of cloning
>at 100 it's flawless
Ideally the complete person comes after half or less percentage so incomplete cloning is still an option. Also the early stages should be gradual and not fixed numbers. All of this should be really easy with liberal use of transmogrifying.

I brought myself to finish the sprites for skinless humans on two states of undecay. And a monkey version because why not.
But then vox would need more spriting, and then maybe grays. And also now the skeleton sprites were changed for shit ones.

because i dont need sawbones metaclub trying to deadmin me over discord banning permad players

Each Engineer last round should be ashamed of themselves.

just nick

engineers please read this
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Hacking

>engineers were about to destroy the wall with the apc first before destroying the actual apc
help

I've been playing a week and a half and even I know how to deconstruct and APC.

Jesus christ.

fuck me I even posted the wrong article
you dumbfucks are starting to rub off on me
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Guide_to_Construction

Is this a good server to start out on? Played a bit in the past but have stopped in the past few months.

>le engineering is outrageously incompetent
Should the engineer role get rebalanced dumbed down y/n?

No, it should just have a playtime restriction like AI, etc.

No

Won't fix anything

What are these orange radio channels that sometimes pop up?

for some reason the medbay intercoms are tuned to 148.5 instead of medbay freq. For whatever reason i dont know why

It will weed out brand new players from trying to play it

>Want to play AI
>Lose the roll
>Join as Assistant to be AI'd
>Borgs coming into Robotics for little reason
>AI Core Activates
>Binary Comms: "I'll tell them I'm bringing it into the core for them then we'll take it out"
>LAW 3

>mfw I let another day pass without trying this
Why am I so scared of trying this game?

Just join and play assistant to learn basics
Nobody will bat an eyelash if you somehow beat yourself to death

Stop it, or me and my buddied will pump you full of spiritbreaker.

i was just like you, but then i just went with it and played one round as cargo tech with asking people ingame on how to do my job. since that round learning went smooth.

Do it! Nothing is more fun as experiencing this yourself for the first time.

Old borers back when?

Do it! Nothing is more cute than watching someone experience this for the first time.

Old borers were shit and the older antag borers were even more shit.

Do yourself a favor and don't use an anime name, or an anime hairstyle, or robot limbs, or peg limbs, or robot organs.

Why do you fucks never link to the new thread in the old thread like every other sensible general

Can we steal all the vorestation turf sprites? They're pretty.

no one makes new ones until the old ones 404s

Disregard that, I suck cocks and robot limbs are fucking awesome.

Because no one bothers to make a new thread before the old one dies

Disregard that disregardation, I just remembered that robot limbs are downgrades, nobody will want to fix them and will explode with any level of EMP.

remember to blow the shard every round to kill every robot limb loving faggot

>he doesn't like being augmented

Non-metaclub players only count for 3/5 of a vote

>be vox raider
>use EMP-grenades liberally
>3 vox snowflakes with robot organs go down

New borers are a bad meme. Magical limb extension, magical bone resistance, magical talking into your head from a limb, magical large sized worm casually slipping in and out an arm or leg, arbitrary impediments for chems. And the new sprites suck too. Both of them.

>admin tells me not to steal the captain's spare as an assistant

Borers were a mistake
Multi layer pipes were a mistake
Skeletons were a mistake
Assault rifles were a mistake
Telescience was a mistake

you think too highly of me, i leave the thread open while i browse Veeky Forums. some reading while i'm waiting for posts

is the panic bunker still permanently on?

>magical large sized worm casually slipping in and out an arm or leg
If something is small enough to fit into your ear, it could fit inside an arm or leg without too much discomfort.

>large sized
Borers are tiny, pal

>station time 14:20

What a time to latejoin

My immersion is in tatters.

Imagine a q-tip puncturing and burrowing into your arm or leg.

Still less pain than a "large" worm burrowing into your arm or leg.

I want a borer to subtly influence my actions through mind control!

don't do it
save yourself

I once saw a borer go into the ring with a rat and the borer won

Maybe if you were willing to be doctor cool god more than once a week and I didn't have to solo the department as a botanist during crises this would have a chance of squeezing through the cracks.

put me in a ring against some small pox ill prolly die too

size mean nothing in a fight to the death faggot

I don't think mice can even attack
Do borers even have a harm intent?