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PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO MORE TALKING ABOUT FURRIES Edition
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> News
- Sploosh-o-Matic (Curling Bomb, Splashdown ) is back: twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/893391908172480512 (embed)
- The first Switch My Nintendo rewards are Splatoon 2 equipment (Japan exclusive so far)
- The next Splatfest is Mayo vs Ketchup. Join a team and scrub your Tees for 2000 coins each.
- New Splatfest-exclusive stage "Shifty Station" announced! Its layout changes with every splatfest.

> Splatoon 2 Information (links + translated tweets)
- pastebin.com/h04p6aqy
> FAQ
- pastebin.com/1wPYkZc9

> Splatoon 2 Weapon Stats
- imgur.com/a/eV8p0
> S2 New weapon stats
- imgur.com/a/NFzgv

> Big S2 Gear & Weapon list (contains unreleased weapons)
- leanny.github.io/splat2/

> Resources
- pastebin.com/6UaR6zHL

> Wiki
- splatoonwiki.org/

> User Stats
- splatoon.nintendo.net/

> Add your FC to the list of FC below:
- docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/e/1FAIpQLSfrpLqYcIcxHjNbeVoBql4HDGqUseArmbUePz71gXqBgHlHtA/viewform?usp=sf_link

> list of FC:
- docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1y-zt8u4va5GuDYnX_ToKfRUFRHu-1izMtE6ifaRK4II/edit?usp=sharing

SEX WITH X

The post release content in Splatoon 2 is shit. Nintendo got too greedy. We've gotten just 3 weapons worth of content and 2 are from the first game.

KETCHUP

>still a handful of people playing splatoon 1
>all the miiverse posts are asking wheres the splatfest

Just remember to have fun!

How is /ink/ doing rn?

sauce, my dood?

SEX WITH SALLY

hows the sploosh? any good?

>MAN THIS NOT EVEN 3 WEEK OLD GAME HAS SHIT POST RELEASE CONTENT
Dude wat

Should I at least get to Champion tonight or go all the way?

Mad I keep getting paired with shitters for Salmon Run. Okay otherwise.

All the way.

Mayo.

Sitting in an Airtight Garage with the Engine on!

I want to make a sandwich for Callie and watch her eat it so I can see the look of horror on her face when she tastes the "special mayo"!

Shit range, but great rate of fire and damage.

Do we know if the results will be like the last time with a separate JP result and a combined NA/EU result? Also did anybody make a Splatfest Bingo Card?

what's the best weapons to use for splatfest? also, is last-ditch effort worth using?

saw that coming

I don't understand the goldie waves. I fail this one almost every time I do it. The gushers seem completely random, there are too many to get all the eggs at once, and there's no way to coordinate with your team. What am I missing?

God I wish the splatfest posts were like Japan's....

>14 minutes

reminder to do your best on the splatfest, kill all the furries and destroy pearls cunny

So did she.

could i have fun with it in turf war?

KETCHUPFAGS WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO KETCHUP WITH THE SHEER DOMINANCE OF TEAM MAYO.

MAYOFAGS, SHOW YOUR DEDICATION!

reminder to do your best and have fun!

>kill all furries
>image
Hmm...

Mayobro reporting in. Where the fuck are the others?

PEARL WILL BE ABLE TO SATISFY EVERYONE
PLEASE DO NOT GET AGGRESSIVE WITH THE PEARL, YOUR TURN WILL COME IN DUE TIME

Too ashamed of being on the furry team to speak.

True mayo here

Sure thing, just don't expect to splat squids if you aren't in their face.

>

this game makes me feel perverted. now i can't stop think about being covered in white ink....

Prepare for disappointment, then.
All the guns from the original return with new sets.
9 other weapons that are unannounced as of right now
Only 6 new maps as of right now
Unknown amounts of new gear, but a lot of old gear will probably return, if not all of it

reporting in

fair enough. thanks for the info

I would use weapons like:
Jr
Splattershot/Tentatek
Nzap
Dualies
Roller/Carbon
Splash/Sploosh
Inkbrush/Octo
Splatling/Mini

These are all better than aerosprays because they have good turf coverage as well as inking ability. One without the other is useless. Last ditch effort is still not useful, even with the focus on the end of the game. You want to be competent throughout the round to make it easier on yourself, not hope for a turnaround at the last second.

The third is just repurposing an old gun for the new game, too. Splat 1 also had 2 maps in this amount of time.

Mayo here, I just don't want to be bunched up with furry degenerates.

The instructions really are unclear; apparently the Gusher with the Goldie in it glows slightly brighter, but the Manual says that's only after you shoot it? I've never noticed a difference, so I just run around opening all of them and pray my team can handle all the cannon fodder.

Once you do find the Goldie, just use "This Way!" to tell your team, and get as many Eggs out of it as possible before opening more Gushers.

MAYO works WITH the DELICIOUS FOOD you put it on to give you ULTIMATE FLAVOR

ketchup chokes the LIFE out of any POOR MEAL it gets MISTAKENLY SPLASHED ON on the way to the GARBAGE

any particular weapon you prefer?

How do I team up with some /ink/ mayofags.

It covers further than it splats

Will each region's results be separate, for the prizes?

has the event started yet?

Mayobros add me SW-7029-2626-1314

say that you are looking to team with some fellow furries and they'll get to you

There are Furries on both teams, this is a bout condiments, don't let these autistic faggots ruin that.

I haven't played much turf wars past level 10 but I used the Jr and Nzap the most. The ink armor is a very good special. You should use whatever weapon with which you're most proficient.

Are you a furry?

I like ketchup tho

Any ketchupfags want to team up?
Add SW-0025-2422-1448 will open a room asap.

I'll boot up a mayo team
I dont even care if you're bad, you're fine with me as long as youre not a furfag
8022-6961-6909

The furry raid is so annoying. Everyone has weird fetishes I have fapped to furry porn myself but "furries" turn that into an identity.

IT'S UP!

/ink/ IM GOING TO COVER YOU IN MY WHITE """""""INK"""""""

I am definitely not
Ketchup bros need not apply

add me and find out

please respond

IT'S ON, KETCHUPFAGS. PREPARE FOR DOMINATION.

Amen.
Please refer to.

thats my whole problem with them. they use their glorified fetish as their entire identity and inject it into everything they do

Splatoon 1 had like 3 new maps and a multitude of weapons you newfag. If you haven't played Splatoon 1 just don't post.

IT BEGINS

MAYOBROS, LETS GO.

/v/ threads already turn to shit because of that. Just want this splatfest to end and maybe /v/ splat threads will be somewhat normal.

>that start up sound for the music
>that new map
MMMMMMMM

ITS HAPPENING

>Game can't find any Mayo players for the other team

lmfao

IT BEGINS

GOD BE WITH YOU

WHITE INK

where the fuck is spyke/lil' spyke or whatevers during the splatfest?

I'LL CARRY YOU FURRY FUCKS TO VICTORY I DONT GIVE A SHIT

I seriously have no problem with them when they stick to furry sites and act normal in other situations. I wonder if the "furries" we see are just a minority of people with these fetish that have autism too.

Is anyone else picking mayo for pearl and because they hate niggers?

>thought ketchup vs mayo was a neat idea
I'm having second thoughts, this color combination is making me feel sick. I think it's because it reminds me of what they suck out of you during a liposuction, a gross mixture of fat and blood

Let's fucking go. For the glory that is mayo.

ALL HANDS, GENERAL QUARTERS

>cant find any mayofags

Marie's doing a cute little dance in the square!

>this plaza

Did the jellies always change colours based on their splatfest team

Bullshit deflection, furfaggot. I see nothing but furries on the white boards and nothing on the red. Almost every fucking mayo post is furry bullshit.

how the fuck do i join

Steve-O, if you're in here and I just played vs you, you're fucking bro as shit. - Jeanne

I want to bring Marie chicken strips and tell her, "Hope you like ketchup" to hear her say it's her favorite condiment!

someone take a picture of marina's clothes pls

I missed it

Yes

Well Ketchup has certainly won the popularity contest

TO EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT FURRIES:

READ THE OP

NO TALKING ABOUT FURRIES IN THIS THREAD. IT SHAT UP THE LAST BUNCH OF THREADS. LET THIS ONE BE DIFFERENT PLEASE.

Lobby, friends, join.

from the lobby menu select team que

Post a single fucking picture of furry ketchup, I fucking dare you furfag

you squiddos ready for splatfest? i sure am

So are we making rooms?