PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO MORE TALKING ABOUT FURRIES Edition Last thread: - Direct Link to current thread: splatoon.ink/ink/ - Booru: booru.splatoon.ink/
> News - Sploosh-o-Matic (Curling Bomb, Splashdown ) is back: twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/893391908172480512 (embed) - The first Switch My Nintendo rewards are Splatoon 2 equipment (Japan exclusive so far) - The next Splatfest is Mayo vs Ketchup. Join a team and scrub your Tees for 2000 coins each. - New Splatfest-exclusive stage "Shifty Station" announced! Its layout changes with every splatfest.
The post release content in Splatoon 2 is shit. Nintendo got too greedy. We've gotten just 3 weapons worth of content and 2 are from the first game.
Brayden Jackson
KETCHUP
Austin King
>still a handful of people playing splatoon 1 >all the miiverse posts are asking wheres the splatfest
Easton Mitchell
Just remember to have fun!
Zachary Collins
How is /ink/ doing rn?
Chase Martin
sauce, my dood?
Blake Garcia
SEX WITH SALLY
Leo Cook
hows the sploosh? any good?
Kayden Torres
>MAN THIS NOT EVEN 3 WEEK OLD GAME HAS SHIT POST RELEASE CONTENT Dude wat
Elijah Brown
Should I at least get to Champion tonight or go all the way?
Elijah Perry
Mad I keep getting paired with shitters for Salmon Run. Okay otherwise.
Easton Sullivan
All the way.
Tyler Ortiz
Mayo.
Aiden Williams
Sitting in an Airtight Garage with the Engine on!
Wyatt Watson
I want to make a sandwich for Callie and watch her eat it so I can see the look of horror on her face when she tastes the "special mayo"!
Evan Brown
Shit range, but great rate of fire and damage.
Camden Torres
Do we know if the results will be like the last time with a separate JP result and a combined NA/EU result? Also did anybody make a Splatfest Bingo Card?
Lucas Evans
what's the best weapons to use for splatfest? also, is last-ditch effort worth using?
Evan Martinez
saw that coming
Carson Gray
I don't understand the goldie waves. I fail this one almost every time I do it. The gushers seem completely random, there are too many to get all the eggs at once, and there's no way to coordinate with your team. What am I missing?
Blake Ross
God I wish the splatfest posts were like Japan's....
Brandon Martinez
>14 minutes
Juan Thomas
reminder to do your best on the splatfest, kill all the furries and destroy pearls cunny
Jordan Diaz
So did she.
Angel Brown
could i have fun with it in turf war?
Wyatt Brooks
KETCHUPFAGS WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO KETCHUP WITH THE SHEER DOMINANCE OF TEAM MAYO.
MAYOFAGS, SHOW YOUR DEDICATION!
Joshua Baker
reminder to do your best and have fun!
Austin Price
>kill all furries >image Hmm...
Sebastian Phillips
Mayobro reporting in. Where the fuck are the others?
Elijah Bennett
PEARL WILL BE ABLE TO SATISFY EVERYONE PLEASE DO NOT GET AGGRESSIVE WITH THE PEARL, YOUR TURN WILL COME IN DUE TIME
Jose Reed
Too ashamed of being on the furry team to speak.
Gavin Davis
True mayo here
Robert Powell
Sure thing, just don't expect to splat squids if you aren't in their face.
Liam Lopez
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Parker Hill
this game makes me feel perverted. now i can't stop think about being covered in white ink....
Caleb Mitchell
Prepare for disappointment, then. All the guns from the original return with new sets. 9 other weapons that are unannounced as of right now Only 6 new maps as of right now Unknown amounts of new gear, but a lot of old gear will probably return, if not all of it
Hudson Price
reporting in
Isaiah Edwards
fair enough. thanks for the info
Noah Parker
I would use weapons like: Jr Splattershot/Tentatek Nzap Dualies Roller/Carbon Splash/Sploosh Inkbrush/Octo Splatling/Mini
These are all better than aerosprays because they have good turf coverage as well as inking ability. One without the other is useless. Last ditch effort is still not useful, even with the focus on the end of the game. You want to be competent throughout the round to make it easier on yourself, not hope for a turnaround at the last second.
Gabriel Morris
The third is just repurposing an old gun for the new game, too. Splat 1 also had 2 maps in this amount of time.
Asher Adams
Mayo here, I just don't want to be bunched up with furry degenerates.
Robert James
The instructions really are unclear; apparently the Gusher with the Goldie in it glows slightly brighter, but the Manual says that's only after you shoot it? I've never noticed a difference, so I just run around opening all of them and pray my team can handle all the cannon fodder.
Once you do find the Goldie, just use "This Way!" to tell your team, and get as many Eggs out of it as possible before opening more Gushers.
Matthew Watson
MAYO works WITH the DELICIOUS FOOD you put it on to give you ULTIMATE FLAVOR
ketchup chokes the LIFE out of any POOR MEAL it gets MISTAKENLY SPLASHED ON on the way to the GARBAGE
Gavin Sullivan
any particular weapon you prefer?
Henry Powell
How do I team up with some /ink/ mayofags.
Michael Garcia
It covers further than it splats
Asher Harris
Will each region's results be separate, for the prizes?
Kevin Price
has the event started yet?
Jason Nelson
Mayobros add me SW-7029-2626-1314
Landon Taylor
say that you are looking to team with some fellow furries and they'll get to you
Jacob Powell
There are Furries on both teams, this is a bout condiments, don't let these autistic faggots ruin that.
Jeremiah Rivera
I haven't played much turf wars past level 10 but I used the Jr and Nzap the most. The ink armor is a very good special. You should use whatever weapon with which you're most proficient.
Ethan Hill
Are you a furry?
Luis Phillips
I like ketchup tho
Mason Martin
Any ketchupfags want to team up? Add SW-0025-2422-1448 will open a room asap.
Gabriel Miller
I'll boot up a mayo team I dont even care if you're bad, you're fine with me as long as youre not a furfag 8022-6961-6909
Jason Gonzalez
The furry raid is so annoying. Everyone has weird fetishes I have fapped to furry porn myself but "furries" turn that into an identity.
Wyatt Williams
IT'S UP!
Daniel Jones
/ink/ IM GOING TO COVER YOU IN MY WHITE """""""INK"""""""
Xavier Nelson
I am definitely not Ketchup bros need not apply
Mason Perez
add me and find out
Benjamin Phillips
please respond
Brody Parker
IT'S ON, KETCHUPFAGS. PREPARE FOR DOMINATION.
Justin Lee
Amen. Please refer to.
Xavier Ross
thats my whole problem with them. they use their glorified fetish as their entire identity and inject it into everything they do
Adrian Peterson
Splatoon 1 had like 3 new maps and a multitude of weapons you newfag. If you haven't played Splatoon 1 just don't post.
Thomas Cook
IT BEGINS
Zachary Rogers
MAYOBROS, LETS GO.
Josiah Adams
/v/ threads already turn to shit because of that. Just want this splatfest to end and maybe /v/ splat threads will be somewhat normal.
Aiden Gray
>that start up sound for the music >that new map MMMMMMMM
Hudson Carter
ITS HAPPENING
Grayson Ramirez
>Game can't find any Mayo players for the other team
lmfao
Zachary Rogers
IT BEGINS
GOD BE WITH YOU
Cameron Morgan
WHITE INK
Tyler Butler
where the fuck is spyke/lil' spyke or whatevers during the splatfest?
Jacob Wood
I'LL CARRY YOU FURRY FUCKS TO VICTORY I DONT GIVE A SHIT
Gavin Williams
I seriously have no problem with them when they stick to furry sites and act normal in other situations. I wonder if the "furries" we see are just a minority of people with these fetish that have autism too.
David Hughes
Is anyone else picking mayo for pearl and because they hate niggers?
Oliver Rivera
>thought ketchup vs mayo was a neat idea I'm having second thoughts, this color combination is making me feel sick. I think it's because it reminds me of what they suck out of you during a liposuction, a gross mixture of fat and blood
Aiden Gonzalez
Let's fucking go. For the glory that is mayo.
Juan Watson
ALL HANDS, GENERAL QUARTERS
Julian Bennett
>cant find any mayofags
Brayden Evans
Marie's doing a cute little dance in the square!
Easton Mitchell
>this plaza
Oliver Fisher
Did the jellies always change colours based on their splatfest team
Jordan Parker
Bullshit deflection, furfaggot. I see nothing but furries on the white boards and nothing on the red. Almost every fucking mayo post is furry bullshit.
Bentley Morales
how the fuck do i join
Mason Murphy
Steve-O, if you're in here and I just played vs you, you're fucking bro as shit. - Jeanne
Blake Taylor
I want to bring Marie chicken strips and tell her, "Hope you like ketchup" to hear her say it's her favorite condiment!
Jaxson Myers
someone take a picture of marina's clothes pls
I missed it
Aaron Jones
Yes
Christopher White
Well Ketchup has certainly won the popularity contest
Jacob Hall
TO EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT FURRIES:
READ THE OP
NO TALKING ABOUT FURRIES IN THIS THREAD. IT SHAT UP THE LAST BUNCH OF THREADS. LET THIS ONE BE DIFFERENT PLEASE.
Austin Price
Lobby, friends, join.
Nathaniel Wright
from the lobby menu select team que
Alexander Ortiz
Post a single fucking picture of furry ketchup, I fucking dare you furfag