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SPLATFEST IS ON Edition
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> News
- Sploosh-o-Matic (Curling Bomb, Splashdown ) is back: twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/893391908172480512 (embed)
- The first Switch My Nintendo rewards are Splatoon 2 equipment (Japan exclusive so far)
- The Current Splatfest is Mayo vs Ketchup. Join a team and scrub your Tees for 2000 coins each.
- New Splatfest-exclusive stage "Shifty Station" announced! Its layout changes with every splatfest.

> Splatoon 2 Information (links + translated tweets)
- pastebin.com/h04p6aqy
> FAQ
- pastebin.com/1wPYkZc9

> Splatoon 2 Weapon Stats
- imgur.com/a/eV8p0
> S2 New weapon stats
- imgur.com/a/NFzgv

> Big S2 Gear & Weapon list (contains unreleased weapons)
- leanny.github.io/splat2/

> Resources
- pastebin.com/6UaR6zHL

> Wiki
- splatoonwiki.org/

> User Stats
- splatoon.nintendo.net/

> Add your FC to the list of FC below:
- docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/e/1FAIpQLSfrpLqYcIcxHjNbeVoBql4HDGqUseArmbUePz71gXqBgHlHtA/viewform?usp=sf_link

> list of FC:
- docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1y-zt8u4va5GuDYnX_ToKfRUFRHu-1izMtE6ifaRK4II/edit?usp=sharing

And remember: furry discussion is prohibited.

Ketchads

Ketchup for fags

Mayo mayo maynot win lol

Being just close enough to smell Marie's peppermint toothpaste on her breath!

>map changes during splatfest
Did this happen in 1?

Mayos of the world, UNITE

I picked mayo. I don't like mayo or pearl but I do like white ink.

FC 2059 5943 8695
if any ketchups wanna team up

Nope, that's why it's throwing me off

mayo sucks cock

>Mayofags

I bet you like dog cocks too.

*crickets*

what do her panties smell like

Rockenberg is CalvinKlein levels of woomsploitation

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA how can you be so shit at level 25 my God this shit is hilarious

Marina's team has already won in popularity, giving us a 1:0 lead off the bat. Pearl's team is going to have to play ketchup.

>no kills but consistent 1200p+ every time

Aerospray stronk

FUUUCK my room just exploded and I need a new team for ketchup.

1418-5835-8201

anybody on team ketchup wanna team up for a bit?
i like to use rapid blaster, octobrush, and splattershots i suppose
1510-5696-5416

>tfw have an oral fixation

Are you trying to give me a boner so I quit the Splatfest, mayo falseflagger?

POST YOUR CO-PILOT

>Marie wears a kimino throughout the game

What panties?

repost

>using turf war weapons like brush, bucket, and aerospray
>keep losing despite big kill count and lots of paint
>say fuck it and use splattershot pro since it's how I win ranked matches
>haven't lost yet just killing people and inking much less
This is the strat mayo boys, don't tell ketchup.

Tuna.

Post ketchup rape, or virgin creampies as I like to call them
No DCs, just a bucket :^)

MAYOS OF THE WORLD, U N I T E!

hey, i'm added y'all

Rockenberg is fucboi material. Forge is for real niggas

I was having some Henry's Orange earlier before the splatfest started. Now I'm just having A&W. Gonna switch to water once this can is empty.

BULLY AEROSPRAYS

...

I'm on my way

sent you a request, accept me so I can just that got dam room

I remember old Splatfest keeping me up until 6 AM, but ranking up in this one seems to be going much faster...

I haven't tried so I don't know. Have you had it?

powerade and vaping

Flow needs more love.

How much shit am I gonna miss out on if I lose the splatfest? Goddamn mayo shitters on my team are fucking runing me, probably furfags. Why must I be punished for my team being shit?

Been on a losing streak and I'm almost fucking Queen already. 50 points in Champ. Last game it took me hours to hit cap, winning or losing.

who /sipboys/ here

>tfw really wanna shitposting, but should probably focus on getting to royalty

>lost a majority of my games against mayofaggots

is this how it all ends

1 down, 2 2 go

>hates on furfags
>posts a suspiciously humanoid looking dog

She's cute as fuck but I just can't bring myself to lewd her. I want to sip tea with Flow!

>mfw all these short range weapons littering the map
>taking people out from a mile away with Dualie Squechers
Step your game up

Hey a normalfag friend of mine wants to play with me. Can I get 2 of you cats to join up?
Please andthankee.
SW-7327-3063-7715 Mayo

Why does it feel like the netcode is even worse now? Everything takes so long to register.

Pepsi and pizza, cuz I´m a proletarian.

USE A CARRYING WEAPON. Crutch bucket can put you in complete control. Who needs teammates when you can get triple kills?

just go autopilot, not like losses count against you

Servers are getting hammered. I'm getting all kinds of connection errors and netcode problems

>have the enemy in their spawn all match
>in the last moments they manage to break out and cover half the map

noone actually enjoys turf war past level 5, right?

I can do a ketchup squad add me
6081-3494-2724

What's the best sensitivity for chargers? I suck at this weapon so bad but want to get better, don't worry not playing splatfest with it just training

Any failure ketchup fags looking to team up? I got one other for a room

>not like losses count against you
But... they do

Hopefully I can actually play in the morning. If I get Dc'd one more time I might just cry.

mayofags are ddosing to win

Repostin. This is too spooky, I think it's a sign of bad things to come.

>last match to king
>loss
>666

fugggg

Maybe stop constantly overextending so that they can't sneak past you and do that shit

Did shifty station change at all?

holy motha fucka, splattershot jr is fucking amazing
>tfw shooting for 16 seconds straight and get special in the process
>activate special and shoot for another straight 16 seconds
this ink efficiency is crazy

sent
now where are the other two

Yes
2059 5943 8696

Anyone else get connection errors on the EXP progress screen after battles? Doesn't actually effect anything (still get my team power up, doesn't treat it as a disconnect), just kinda weird. Never happened before.

The Aeromemes won't save you now, Mayofags.

Mayo room up.
1138-6992-5210

>splattershot jr
but why

I wasn't talking about sex her up, just to make more cute fanart.

MayoMasters>Ketchumps

Did they increase the required XP for leveling by an assload in S2?

I feel like its taking me forever to rank up.

...

here

>overextend like shitters and increase likelyhood of a team wipe
>hurr why dey beet us?

I also want to know this. I just can't seem to do anything with charges but I really want to get good.

sent a request I got one more to do this. Need one more

>All those fucking splatnet posts at the back of the plaza
I can only imagine what that would look like if I hadn't reported any furry art

What's the highest power level you gotten to /ink/?

1 more Mayo needed.

same

You dont lose points for losing. Just get more points for winning.

>Disconnected
HOW? I'M USING A LAND LINE.

4.5

cat pulled it out lol

Ninty's netcode is shite, and can't handle all the splatfestivities.

Back at it again with the mayobros

Because I'm a strange squid.

Communication errors are always rampant during splatfests for god knows what reason

I really like the splatling for some reason.

yeah they did.

Are we talking same brand and all? That place is pretty rad.

Either way, rum is always a good choice.

>got 3 consecutive kills with the Aerospray

The absolute state of ketchupfags right now.

I feel like you sit on your hands a lot...

Does it have anything to do with a certain greentext?

same
i hate the singray though

>Mayo King already

That was... fast.

>sneak up on 2 Ketchup fags and use Splashdown
>stage moves out from under me

Anyone else have some goofy shit happen on the new stage?