/lolg/ - League of Legends General

Tanks in schoolgirl outfits edition

old: Eyosongive.us

Poppy is the only Yordle I can tolerate.

>morellonomicon is still listed as an essential item on ekko


uh, what

> best girl thread
next to tristana
I'm down
let's hope fag undercover mod is too

xth for best couple of Valoran

awooo

>Tanks are powerful
>Meta is shit
Really takes your brain for a walk on the thinking avenue

I feel like Rammus.

Brand etcetera

I like taking Morello's Lich
Dunno what ekko die hard mains build tho.

maybe i guess we're just friends

i bought the tickets so we could go to the event together. Yeah, was gonna pay for everything because I know she doesn't have money. I just wanted to do something with a friend,

oy vey good goys, keep playing those tanks, keep giving me FREE health

xth for Syndra

STOP POSTING

>those brand E buffs on the PBE
>easily proc passive on camps from level 2 onwards
excellent, my brand jungle will be unstoppable

cal is dope

this is diamond tier cucked

holy shit
HOLY
SHIT
that's just
sad

>cant use any skill bacause rooted forever by Maocai

delete this

>league of legends
>meta is shit
nothing to see here

I thought they dropped those

they did
user is in denial

Niggers.

idk dude I personally prefer a tank meta to anything else

I think I quit league for almost a year when that mage/AP meta hit and you ended up with brand/zigs bot lane every game and then corki in mid lane. I don't know what the fuck that shit was but it was horrible.

ADC meta is also pretty shit if you like to play melee champs because good luck getting to the back line when you're being dealt 3k dps.

I dont think anyone except assassin mains prefer an assassin meta where you get rengar/zix/talon/lb every single game and squishy champs end up spending more time dead than alive.

What meta do people actually like? Attack speed Jungler meta where feral flare xin and yi can 1v5 a team? Someone explain.

Do you like Miss Fortune?

end yourself

wait, wasn't iblitzcrank banned in competitive play?

I can tolerate Ahri fags more than Yordle fags and I permaban Ahri.

Yordlefags are in the closet about being pedophiles.

Ahrifags just want to get dominated/fuck a foxgirl. No different than wanting to fuck a catgirl.

Goddamn.

I sorta get why riot dropped them to be honest

I had a dream Brand had part of a new passive where if he got first blood his q had an increase to like 3500 range when someone was on fire
buffing champions is weird

>Be a frequent Darius player
>Tank meta last season
>Skyrocket up the ladder because Darius does well against tanks
>Tank Meta this season
>Playing Darius
>Darius getting called OP again
>People demanding nerfs and shit AGAIN for le happy axe man
>Not realizing he's good against tanks

Hum.

I imagine Darius players having a little dick so they play lane bullies. So they can feel strong for the first time in their life.

I feel you. As soon as tank meta goes away Darius is going back down to his 48% and maybe even lower if they nerf him again.

who love shit picking?

Hello my dear ribben main.

HOLY SHIT I am so fucking tired of retarded teams that don't know how to teamfight properly. I play a tank and they sit back and watch while the enemy team use all their cooldowns on me then run away. I play an ADC and they let the Kha'Zix chase me all the way back to base while they run off after the enemy tank. How are you supposed to win when the game turns into an autoloss as soon as your teams start grouping? It's literally impossible to carry these mongloids because they always make the worst possible decision and don't understand how to play their champion. I'm so angry it's ridiculous. Fuck Silver, I hate this shit. Fuck this game and the filthy pieces of garbage that keep dragging my elo down by deliberately being as heavy as possible while I go 18/2 and STILL can't get their worthless asses to a win. Fuck.

>Ribbon main

wew buddy

you are trash and belong at your elo, this is not a joke

Every time I get autofilled support, because fuck that role. I saved the enemy team like 4 times in a game with bard ults yesterday, not even on purpose I'm just shit with bard

Just carry harder bro

>playin anyone team reliant
The only way to climb in lower elos is to pick "1v1 me bro" champs and push non-stop to inhib

Yeah, go fuck yourself you fucking retard. You have no idea the trash I've had in my games lately so why don't you do us a favor and kys

>little dick argument
>on Veeky Forums

user, we've all got little dicks here. Even you.

I shitpick bard in whatever role i am.

maybe there is trash in all your games because you are on them

>unironically being silver in 2017
lmfao

Relax

xth for CLIMBing!
you can WIN user!
NEVER gibs up!

You caught me. Would ban that faggot, but there's so much more cancer in top that needs banning.

I'm a karthus main so i always shit pick
Riven beats darius tho

Nice one bro. Feel free to stop posting any time you fucking downs syndrome cunt

Does Karthus need mpen runes to function? Kinda want to pick him uo

Feel free to post op.gg feeder

b-but i have 5 inches of rock hard dick user
thats not small

is fosgreen even posting these anymore or is it just some other user

>18/2
>Feeding
Hmmm

>being this mad at losing in a video game
Take a brake user it's for the better
I guess if you want , cdr runes are also nice and i like armor runes sometimes if i'm against ad assassins

You think anyone with the ability to do so consistently (masters) is posting here?

> mfw ADCuck not building QSS first item vs me

>he's been playing for years and still in silver

Explain yourselves

>falling for any kind of bait
step it up, lads

xth for AUTISM!
you can't compete with my AUTISM user!
NEVER stop being autistic!
praise the ASSBURGERS!

lmao even someone with downs could get out of silver you are just tragic

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Who /unranked/ here?

>things that don't happen

>Just take a break bro, just go do something else
Yeah so when I come back I can keep getting the same worthless cunts and chinks on my team and keep losing. Great, sounds great. All I missed was the power of positivity. I just needed to be positive and magically our fucking dumb cunt 0/12 Veigar won't walk into unwarded Jungle get picked off and lose us the game singlehandedly. It was so simple, why didn't I just grin and say "Hey it's ok man, you've fed Zed so much that he chunks our adc for 50% with a single q but we got this man haha!". My eyes are open now. Surely taking a break is the key to success and won't lead to more terrible games that make me want to put a bullet in my fucking skull to just end the misery

Jinx is cute and I wanna cuddle her

>futashit
>manface
you're silver 5 at pornposting user

Yhea taking a brake would be for the better user , go take a power nap or something

He's got to AA and you've play it perfectly as Riven. Easy to fuck up if you're not exactly a challenger Riven. And when cucks know how to play Darius right and take ghost and flash. Don't expect anything from a solo Q jungler either.

I don't know if anyone actually believes this or if it's just shitposting.

desu I don't know if I'd call it "small"
but it is certainly below average, and certainly below mine.

You're worthless human detritus who should be removed from the gene pool.

i've been playing since may this year and I haven't touched bronze so that's good I guess

Let's play some league of legends

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Riven trumps Darius.

E in to him when he's Q'ing. You'll take 0 damage, allowing you line up your third Q and W for easy trades.

Name one champion comfier to play than Swain.

>put a bullet in my fucking skull to just end the misery
Do it moron nobody will miss you

leona should have:
>q: sunbeam skillshot that stuns for 2 seconds
>e: aoe shield
>e: gapcloser that doesn't require a target
>r: more range and blinds everyone in aoe

I've been playing for years and I don't even play ranked.

What now, dumb frogposter?

Braum , ivern , karthus

I'm darius user.

7.1 inches, 1.3 inches thick.

not like it matter since you wont use it on anyone else lmao!

>1.3 inches thick
now thats a literal spaghetti dick

Don't do I have 540k on her now. It's the easiest matchup ever as long as you save your E and W for when you disengage. You just need to make short trades and not be retarded. If he hits a pull, always E + W away and Q for more range if he's still trying to extend it. His pull is the only thing stopping you from stomping him because he can interrupt your combos and fuck you up if you play it incorrectly, which a lot of Riven players seem to do.

imagine being invested enough in this game to care you are silver but not being good enough to get out of the very beginner elo. It is like spending your life playing runescape and still not having got off tutorial island in 4 years of playing.

sad stuff

gl getting anything bigger than 1.5 inches in somebody without making them bleed.

looking for people interested in playing a shitty tourney for the opportunity to win some rp and ofc most of all have fun
must be d5 or above and in EUNE
post ign

Taliyah's q is the dumbest shit in the game
I hope they fucking ruin this skill

LOL

i din't know riot hate muslims

bog mean god

i dont get the whole yordles=pedophiles meme. you do realize that children dont have hips or curves, which is a huge part of what makes trist and poppy so attractive right?

plenty of people are attracted to short girls, that doesn't make them pedophiles.

its still me user!
last nights CLIMB was a long one but its safe to say im back in the swing of things since i took a small break!
its a LOT of ups and downs but im pulling off my combos MUCH cleaner!
>pic related
>thats ME

nasus and veigar are the comfiest champs. nothing is comfier than mindlessly stacking

hol up retard, i hope you mean thick as circumference and not just slapping a measurement on your dick sideways

k pedo, seek help

>Yordlefags are in the closet about being pedophiles.

Then make Tristana 5'5" already and give her proportions to match her smaller body Read: her huge ass and I'll be settled.

It's a weird skillshot
fix your english

me too, I'm in s4 what server you on

i can fix your head

(you)

your autism really know no bounds leonanon