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> News - Sploosh-o-Matic (Curling Bomb, Splashdown ) is back: twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/893391908172480512 (embed) (embed) - The first Switch My Nintendo rewards are Splatoon 2 equipment (Japan exclusive so far) - The Current Splatfest is Mayo vs Ketchup. Join a team and scrub your Tees for 2000 coins each. - New Splatfest-exclusive stage "Shifty Station" announced! Its layout changes with every splatfest.
So does anyone understand how the MMR works outside of "badly"?
Jacob Morris
I want to kidnap Callie and sell her into a life of sexual slavery in a far off land with no hope of rescue!
Samuel Ortiz
3/4 all american mayo squad add walter from the fc list to join
David Hughes
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Matthew Campbell
Fuck ketchup. Mayo is best.
Bentley Rogers
I need art of our queen Pearl finishing off the dopest, dankest, gnarliest doobie she's ever rolled
Robert Sullivan
Any tips to get good at a sniper? From what to look out for matches, best way to practice, etc.
Christian Robinson
Does every USB LAN adapter work with the Switch as long as they don't need a driver to work?
Bentley Richardson
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Justin Cook
8022-6961-6909 US Mayo team at 3/4
Landon Gutierrez
No so fast Squidos
Blake Cruz
Post final splatfest stats
Gabriel Morris
Octavio beat you to it.
Thomas Wood
>Mayo mirror That's new
Wyatt Hughes
yay
Chase Bennett
> it isn't you only mirror in squads
Jose Phillips
Let's unite both Mayo and Ketchup in the fact we both want furries to gtfo.
Lucas Price
Hit 75% of your shots Find an angle and hold it
Elijah James
Marina is pure and good! PURE AND GOOD!
Cameron Fisher
The original line is better though
Jaxson Green
Did the Dynamo Roller always take about three seconds for a single swing? I could've sworn it was faster in S1 even after the nerfing.
Anthony Hughes
full
Andrew Cox
I just faced off against other team ketchep. Is that normal?
Caleb Cooper
Searching for a Mayo Team,
SW-8362-1160-8635
NA
Brandon Brooks
kinda
Levi Torres
>Get up to 2000 something fairly quick >Suddenly string of loss after loss >Stuck on 1700's
Not sure if I lost all of my prowess or if I've just been paired with a string of not very good teams or paired against a string of very good teams. Fuck.
Justin Turner
Every weapon is significantly worse than it's first game counterpart. Except for the damned buckets.
Kayden Anderson
>NA isn't it over in na?
Alexander Rodriguez
Why is literally every match I have so far as team mayo: >dominating forr like the first minute >suddenly the team can't fight back even though we were pushing ketchup into their base and they let them run around Worst part is it's aerosprays! Like fuck I splat them so easily with a sploosh-o-matic!
John Moore
I hope we don't time out...
Luke Morales
It shouldn't be, but it is.
Charles Gomez
sad
Cooper Bailey
Yeah. Ketchup seems to outnumber mayo something fierce. They match you up against the same team to keep you from constantly staying in lobbies that time out because there's no match avaliable.
Alexander Gray
I feel like this game gives me the most squibs whenever I get a win streak, which sucks since I finally got to fight mayo again
Zachary Lewis
>with a sploosh o matic Found the problem every sploosh o matic I've seen on either team is a complete and total shitter
Nathan Cooper
>we have the map >people push way too far forward >people keep jumping to teammates who are too far forward and give free kills
WHY?
Justin Sullivan
Didn't seem that way to me since my preferred weapon (Splattershot and TTK to a lesser extent) feels unchanged, but whatever. Anyway, how the hell am I supposed to use it when the swing animation leaves me wide open to just about anything?
Alexander Green
That really sums up my games too. What power level are you at? I'm only 2042. Had a string of losses recently...
No, it's complete garbage now. Most people here are waiting for a buff to even consider playing it
Jayden Price
Till 9 PM CST.
Jeremiah Campbell
Cute woomys!
Kayden Allen
Too bad I'm normally first or second on my team in coverage and do pretty good in splats fucko. The problem is too many babies didn't use it during splat 1 but now every is trying it since it's "new". I wish people who have never picked it up to realize how to use it would wait until after a splatfest.
Ryan Sanchez
like 11 hours left or something
Dylan Taylor
How are people even staying at 2300 and higher in solo queue? I'm consistently pulling over a 70% win rate but each loss costs so much I can hardly climb.
Are people farming in team battles?
Camden Ward
What's /ink/s opinion on the sploosh-o-matic? I'm enjoying using it, feels good to play ultra aggressive with a free panic button but I dunno if it's worth using over a different cover all meme weapon like the aerospray.
Leo Rodriguez
aerospray but worse
Jaxon Martinez
I really really like it. Not gonna lie. It's so fun
Isaac Hall
Jet squelcher is just as broken as in splatoon 1
Grayson Martinez
I'm still pissed the japs got to keep C'mon but we didn't.
Julian Rogers
Zaf user i can't join you. I assume we are in different regions.
Connor King
Okay I'm really digging the splatfest musig
Oliver Martinez
Maybe you get more points at higher levels. I'm at 15 and when I first started I had a string of nothing but wins but even something like 10 wins in a row only put me at a low 2000.
Ryan Rivera
Even without the beakons, it's fun to use. Despite having a fire rate on par with the aerospray it's hard-hitting enough to counter them and most other close-range weapons easily.
Daniel Young
Keep going mayosquad we are wrecking shit Also I forgot how much I loved the default Dualies *rolls behind you* "heh...nothing personnel...kid" Damn you Squelchers for lying to me with your good range yet piss accuracy
Christian Allen
Need an All-star Mayo team
0101-9087-1443
James Jones
Nah, I'm getting about 10 per win and losing 30-40 in the 2200s
Benjamin Wright
I'm assuming they're either just not losing at all or they've found some way to keep getting matched with enemy teams of similar MMR so they don't need a 12/1 win/loss ratio to break even.
I mean I might be having trouble keeping even at 2k but I know there are plenty of people better than me out there who might be able to do it.
Jackson Martinez
"I have three hearts, that means I can love you even more."
Ian Thompson
What the fuck is with the tri-slosher Did they even bother to playtest this monster
Sebastian Evans
>someone seabags after a lucky curling bomb rush kill >proceed to make them my bitch for the rest of the game, making sure to taunt after every kill Was getting splatted part of your plan?
Aiden Garcia
Aerospray stronk
Kayden Jones
Can you get a freshness bonus during splatfest?
Kevin Harris
Just reached top rank. Had twelve non mirror matches. Had more matches against teleporting squids than the opposing team. Not only have they successfully kept splatfests a chore but they have also managed to fix absolutely nothing about what was wrong with it in the first game. I used to get excited for splatfests. They ruined it. They made it bad. I don't know how you make such a fun game bad but at this point it appears intentional.
Dylan Evans
The thing has no range. Calm down
Hudson Jenkins
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Nathan Hughes
So I did this dumb picture yesterday.
Any of you see it in-game? I fucking hate how you can't see if you've been "fresh'd" or how many times it's been viewed.
Yes I know it kinda looks like a severed tongue. We went over this yesterday. I'm just curious about if it's been spread at all.
Jayden Phillips
Alright no problem
John Myers
Marie said something racist to Marina, and Pearl is defending her. What a good friend.
Luis Rivera
What's the full list of ranks
Xavier Butler
>it's a "Haven't fought a single mayofag all day" episode
Gavin Butler
>musig Fug :-DD
Mason Bennett
I wish Pearl and Marina would die.
Tyler Richardson
No
Juan Green
I'm surprised I don't see that much taunting going on. I'm taunted a couple of times but they never taunted back. Granted if they did taunted me I will chase them to the ends of the fucking earth to shove my splatroller up their ass.
Jose Peterson
>10 per win Lucky. I dropped from 2050 to 1930 because I''m getting like 4 points a win and losing something like 50.
I think it's because I'm still not completely out of reach of the majority of players in the eyes of the matchmaking system the average MMR of matches I play is somewhere around 1700 because there are way more people below my level I can still get matched with but very few at it. So I never get a chance to earn any points back.
Or maybe my luck is just crap and I'm also shit, who knows.
Dylan Sullivan
Get in line, we will destroy you soon. Be patient, ketchupleb
Jayden Thomas
I've had no less than 3 matches against other mayo teams in the past hour alone. I thought there was a surplus of mayo until I started reading posts here.
Isaac Powell
Fanboy Fiend Defender Champion King
Connor Sanchez
>most multikills are on fucking port, the only half-decent map for stingray >otherwise it's mostly people going in a single direction Some of these kills are impressive I'll give you that, but stingray is still way too much effort for too little reward and is overall fucking garbage. Still butthurt the dynamo got it, it's like the devs don't have any clue how this weapon is played
Carson Perry
It's great if you know how to use it. 21113 points with 9 splats feels great. The point is to get in people's faces and take advantage of the map. Ninja squid could be useful but that slows you down when you wan to be able to quickly swim around someone when they catch you, so I recommend things like swim speed up and ink resistance.
Hudson Cox
Will Shifty Station go into the Normal rotation after the Splatfest?
Henry Brooks
and then they kissed
Lucas Smith
we're doing pretty good so far, mayo squad
Julian Taylor
>less than 3 hours to get ketchup queen What's your excuse for not being max rank yet /ink/? I even took breaks
Adrian Morris
You're getting matched with 1700s because those are the best people the matchmaking could find.
I'm pretty sure people are playing in squads to maintain a 90%+ win rate.
Logan Russell
>tfw only played 5 turf war matches all splatfest How long will it take me to max my rank out?
Ethan Garcia
I hope not, it's fucking garbage.
Kayden Morales
>we're doing pretty good so far, mayo squad Good at guzzling cum, maybe
Robert Adams
I never got to max splatfest rank in Splatoon 1 and I did it pretty fast in this one. Iirc its 6 points per win, 2 per loss. Losses dont detract points.
Brody Turner
Took me about 28 games with a win rate in the high 70s
Noah Williams
@everyone saying the sploosh is bad: just ran a team with 3 splooshes and destroyed a team with a crutch bucket and an aerospray.
Andrew Hernandez
>team keeps throwing away EVERY match in the last god damn 30 seconds
Jesus titty fucking christ. It doesn't matter if I'm against more ketchup or fucking mayo, they WILL just stop playing. Taking forever to gain ranks due to it.
I blame the fact my power WAS over fucking 2k and then matchmaking balanced out my team to 1800 and then kept putting said 1800 average against 1900+. It's basically a 1-2v4 every god damn time.
Chase Fisher
Bumping this question, I don't feel like I'm getting any better.
Ian Wilson
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Matthew Campbell
making a casual squad was a mistake this shit is full with elitist clanfags with voice com