Stupidest Thing You've Done While Driving

>I didn't know what yielding was

As an american, fuck our easy tests.

I drove my car into an irrigation ditch.

why did they snitch?

Fell asleep and hit a pickup going about 85mph
Or drunkenly reversed my car into a ditch

Nothing sticks out for me while driving. I did get under my wagon to quickly yank some steel wire that got caught on the bashplate plastic thingy, while it was on a spacesaver wheel scissor jack.

I can Elaborate on any if you want.
>Backed up into lady in parking lot
>Sideswiped a car pulling onto a one way
>Car made illegal turn in front of me so I hit him due to being unable to stop in time. (His fault for not yielding? Yes. Was I high on acid? Also yes)
>Probably two dozen other times driving high on acid (relatively uneventful, outside drifting around some roundabouts).
>Got pulled over while drunk and got a ticket for speeding (and nothing else somehow).
>Drove drunk (different time, and fucked up tire/rim sliding into curb)
>Drove high on weed couple times (More safe then my normal driving honestly)
>Drove high on DXM (never again, most stressful driving of my entire life)
>Few street races
>Two other tickets aside from aforementioned
>Few times being pulled over without being ticketed
>Couple times off-roading (including one that gave me a flat)
Did I mention I drive a ford ranger?

Look there is usually nothing wrong with driving drunk, on acid, or stoned but driving robotripping is plain retarded man

This but unironically

>I can elaborate on any if you want
Telling people you're a moron after proving you're retarded is redundant.

>be me
>leaving for work one morning
>stick my car in reverse
>let my foot off the break and slowly start rolling back because im parked on a slight incline
>slowly let the clutch out
>car violently stalls
>it was in 5th gear
I did it one additional time that week, and never again before or since

>break
fuk

I agree my dudes
Which is why I said never again lol.

Weed? I drive like a grandma.
Acid? I can't zone out like Normal, but otherwise I'm good.
Alcohol? I become too bold and want to speed too much but if I can keep my ego in check I'm good.

But fuck driving on dxm.
I didn't realize how bad it was gonna be till I actually did it. I could barely see shit anywhere there wasn't streetlights.
Not to mention I the focus I had to give it.

Driving on acid only requires maybe 30-40% more focus than normal.
DXM is maybe 3-4 times the normal amount.

If I ever robotrip again (and honestly I don't know that I will when I can just take acid) I plan on making sure I ain't gotta drive again.
Because even though I did it, shit was worth the heart attack I gave myself.
I'm impulsive.
And socially inept.

Yet I was top 5% at my high school and on the SAT (without studying and staying up all night the night before).

I wish I was able to trade some of those book smarts for other types of intelligence lol

WASN'T*

>Impulsive
>Socially inept

Excuses for endangering others lives. If you're as smart as you claim to be, you'd have done very little of what you posted.

Its possible to be very intelligent and have poor judgement and impulse controll
Responsibility is not the only metric

See here's the thing lad.
I can theorize all I want about consequences and future planning and all that shit.
But until it's reality I'm extremely good at convincing myself I'll pull through.
And I usually do just that, albeit with a lot more bumps than anticipated.

And quite franky I'm depressed and self destructive so I don't really give a shit in the end.
The only thing that keeps me going is hedonism.

That, and the fact that I forgot the safety on the gun was on and in the emotional heat of the moment didn't check to turn it off till I was stopped by loved ones.
My man knows what's up

minimum wage cucks that lead miserable future-less lives bitter about someone young having fun.
t. someone that isn't projecting at all

>sitting at red light late at night
>absolutely no one else at the intersection besides me
>radio is on but I'm completely zoned out
>going straight, left turn light turns green, mine stays red
>brain reacts to this as "GREEN MEANS GO DUMBASS"
>halfway through the intersection realize what I just did and look around for anyone who might have seen that
>no one at all
>still feel stupid for the rest of the night

I've done something similar.

>Driving down one way
>thinking about something and zoning out
>I notice the light in front of me go red
>My brain see's this, but doesn't make any other mental connections
>I continue driving through the red
>Don't realize till several seconds later what I just did

Thank fuck no cars were coming

I did this at a four way stop once. There was a car opposite me that was going straight. Scared the fuck out of me.

>ran a stop sign during my driving test
>instructor said "yeah that one is tricky"
>still passed

Other than that i once accidentally forgot i was in 5th gear and tried to upshift. Thankfully I don't shift too violently.

If I was your dad I'd be in prison for 1. Killing my son slowly, and 2. stealing a new truck

It’s a good thing you’re too ugly to reproduce and too stupid to steal a truck then.

>Rent a uhaul
>Find bottle behind seat
>Oh hey, there's just a little iced tea in it, i'll bet if push comes to shove i could pee in it
>Decide to open and sniff it to see if the tea is rancid
>it's 20% tea, 80% old piss
WHY THE FUCK DID I OPEN IT??!?!

Happened earlier yesterday.

>Driving home from work
>get in right lane to turn, one of those keep moving lanes
>slow down and look to right, cant see ahead of me because sun
>as im crawling to a stop, luch forward
>mexican women in a 99 navigator has reverse lights on
>she backed into me and punched my hood with a trailer hitch
>we pull over and I know theres no way anyone will believe I didnt rear end her
>she says "u okey?" "we no need call cops, no damag no damg"
>i cut my losses and say sure.

Its a 99 323i, needed a new hood anyway i guess

>implying it takes skill to steal a truck
>implying I would want to reproduce if my son were half as stupid as you

>>Rent a uhaul
>>Find bottle behind seat
your first mistake was not immediately throwing it out the window after this
he seems to be implying both of those things sir

Well at least you can admit that you’re stupid and ugly. The anime reaction pic really sealed the deal too.

>15
>Late night hunger for Wendy's but only have permit
>Disabled brother pressures me into going
>On the way back
>Get pulled over
>Pull over to left side of road.
>"Sir why did you pull over to the left side of road?"
>Uhhhhh
>Directs me to pull over to parking lot
>Realise he will ask me for id
>Throw my wallet in the back of the car (it's a minivan so fucking far back there)
>"You know why I pulled you over?"
>No?
>"Your headlights weren't on"
>FUCK
>Asks me for id
>Uhhh I got my debit card
>Ask for insurance
>Can't find it
>Cop leaves to check name in db
>Frantically search car
>Accidentally lay on the horn twice while searching
>Call dad, he didn't put the insurance info in the car
>Cop comes back
>"I'll let you off with a warning"
>Thank God Alah and Buddah
>Dad laughs his ass off when I get home
>Grounded for 3 weeks
At least the nuggies were good

>be me on motorcycle
>drive next to minivan on dual lane highway enterance
>minivan merges into me from right lane and totals my bike and causes $6000 of medical bills and broken fingers and lost work
>my body will never be the same for the rest of my life because some retard

Well I guess I fucked up by expecting people to shoulder check instead of merging while they look the opposite way.

Sucks man. Ive seen a woman in a minivan swerving over halfway into the adjacent lanes because she was doing her makeup while driving. Shit is fucking scary man.

Did you really forget what website you are on? Its a chinese drawings forum with an auto section. Not to mention the NEET/autism capital of the internet.

All I hear are excuses and zero accountability.
>Oh but I couldn't really help it, I'm so impulsive lol xD
>Anyway wanna hear some cool stories about how I did drugs?
Like it's cool or something.

take heed friends, the armchair psychologist is here to drop some knowledge

I never claimed to be accountable either lmao.

They're not excuses, they're explanations.
I'm not saying they "justify" my actions, but it's why I do what I do.
Nobody says you have to like it.

And it has nothing to do with being cool.
If I was a tripfag or some shit you could maybe make that argument, but this is an anonymous image board and I was simply doing as the OP requested.

None of them really stand out to me as requiring more detail so I might as well mention them all.

>driving at night
>Get to cross section
>Brain goes dead
>See 3 cars from my left make turns into my lane
>Wtf are these guys doing lol
>Get into intersection before I realise I have a red light

Wholesome ending

Fuck homie.
I've done the exact (well almost) same thing.

>be 17
>live in the boonies
>only have permit
>fucking hungry
>Decide to take my parents ford excursion
>drive 15 miles to Taco Bell, go through the drive through, smooth Sailing
Here's where I fucked up.
I turned my headlights off for the drive through.
I didn't turn them back on.
>I get ready to turn back onto the main road
>Wait for spot
>I see a car coming but it's a ways away
Turns out it was a cop
>I get maybe 1 mile down the road
>Cherries and berries
>fuckmeintheass
>It's a lady cop
>Usual routine, give her my permit etc
>She says I can't drive alone and need to call someone to come pick me up
>My mom is off flying (flight attendant) and my dad is working overnight (personal bodyguard)
>I don't know what the fuck to do and tell her that, she doesn't say much
>10 minutes later
>She comes up and says she has to leave, there's an emergency that requires her attention
>She isn't writing me but tells me not to leave unless someone comes to drive me
>I wait 10 minutes till after she left
>Take the back roads home, which is An Extra 25 minutes but I make it home successfully

You just fucking know she made that up and that she let you drive home.

>16, just about to turn 17, driving for 3 months
>Decide I want to be doriftu kingu on a single corner
>It's a 90 degree turn
>In a FWD Dodge Neon
>at night
>Never slid a car before
>crash head on into an acura at around 40 or 50
That, kiddos, is why you respect the limits of your cars when you're not on the track

>Arch student
>Very tired
>@school around 9pm
>been working on final model since 8am
>Have not eaten yet
>go to get food
>come back and go to park
>Cut off a cop
>Honk at him, throw hands up like its his fault
>realize what i just did
>park and go inside laughing like scooby-doo

Good thing he didn't do anything

Yeah, I kinda realized that as I was recalling it.
I didn't know it at the time though and thought I was hot shit for doing it, lol.

I took that excursion another 2 times while I only had my permit to see a lady person that lived 20 mintutes away in the middle of the night.

I got caught the second time though by my parents.
How you ask?

It was raining, and when I parked, I didn't turn the windshield wipers off before turning the car off.
My parents always let the wipers lay flat before shutting it off, and since they were halfway across the windscreen, they knew I had driven it.

you're not book smart, high school kids are just fucking retards and most of them are too busy fucking around to do their school work.

yes

Oh really?
So that's why I got accepted to a good college for pursuing a physics degree?

Thanks for clearing that up

why don't you name the college if it's so good, you retarded faggot?

Humboldt University

>at mechanic to have my new-used car checked.
>went from an 89 Grand Marquis to a 07 Legacy GT
>still not used to having a handbrake as a lever
>mechanic asks me to pull into the lift
>forget to remove handbrake
>shitton of noise as my car lurches forward
>everyone comes out to watch

Lol. Not car related, but back in high school I had snuck over to a lady friend’s house, and that wound up in me getting kicked in the ass by her step dad. I can safely say that was the only time I got my ass kicked.

I am not But this is not exactly super impressive

I didn't say it was one of the best.
Just that it's good.

I'm not trying to prove I'm Einstein or some bullshit.
Just trying to prove to the dude that I'm at least functional (if not dare I say above average which I believe I have justified) in terms of intellect even if I'm lacking in other departments.

Living

i hope that's a joke or otherwise your definition of "good" seems to be warped.

What's your idea of good?
Hillsdale?

I took my larping too far tonight.

>take my mom's camry for a test drive
>put on some euromeme to get in the mood
>hit the back routes that I call toe-gays
>get very hektik doing handbrake drifts
>a car comes up behind me
>floor the gas to get away from him
>start monologuing like an initial d character about how my car has an advantage during turns
>lights go on
>MASAKA
>instead of pulling over, I fucking floor it 100% and turn the music up to full volume
>ENGINE IS BURNING
>ENERGY
>RACING FOR MY-Y
>LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE
>doing like 100 in a residential area, cop right on my tail
>there's a car ahead of me going the speed limit
>decide to briefly larp as dagumi and do the gutter run past it
>another cop car shows up
>oh shit, a 2 v 1 toe-gay battle
>two sharp turns coming up
>decide to do the kansei dorifto that dagumi did in that one episode
>successfully hit the first turn at 90 MPH
>then understeer, skid out, slam into the guardrail in the next turn, and spin out
>cop catches up to me
>GET ON THE GROUND GET ON THE GROUND
>get tased and arested
>now I have no license and no car
>tfw

At least my Nakazato impression was spot on.

>be 16
>first time driving
>i realized i didnt park too well in the student parking lot
>lightly tap a chinks bumper
>turns out it was a light scratch
>gook jewed me out and made me pay 1.4k for replacing a bumper on her lexus
>"takes 8 fucking hours to replace a bumper"
>never saw her again
>paid the 1.4k
surprisingly her dad was a car mechanic for 30 years and didnt bother fixing the lexus for her

You would be in jail and not be able to post this if it was real

>upstate ny, circa last march
>snow on the ground
>low speed 90deg corner
>all season tires
>gun it in 2nd
>slide the rear around
>ohyes.jpg
>didnt countersteer enough
>oh no
>right into snowbank
>pretty much block entrance to apartment complex
>laughing maniacally as cars maneuver around

pic related

Jokes on you, I'm waiting at the department.

>being human garbage: the post

They would've taken your phone when they arrested you.
Son no.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Shit, you got me. I was larping as someone who was larping as an Initial D character and got arrested.

Shit, I didn't mean to get you.
I was larping as someone who had been to jail and was projecting doubt onto the story told by someone, whom in actuality was a person larping as someone larping a tard inspired by initial d

I don’t believe this post

Seems more believable than the post they replied too

>be 18
>after driving test, driving my parents car for the first time
>it's so much harder to control than the Punto on which I was learning
>parking before a shop, their car was an wagon Astra so it's a lot bigger than the Punto
>I'm trying to park on the right side of some black car
>hit his back with my front
>FUCK, FUCK, FUCK
>get out to see what I've done
>this car is so dirty that the scratches and paint are unoticable
>park on the other side of him
>never told anyone

You stupid fucking nigger

oh hey I recognize this story
now you hate lexus because of that

>I'm retarded and can't drive
>lol right guys?

>be American
>be old
>go well over the speed limit on the highway
>larp as shingo and collide into other cars including semis
>cop pulls me over
>tell him I have alzheimers
>get away scot free

I remember seeing something like that, either on the news or the world's craziest car chases, anyone know what I'm talking about?

Why is this real? As long as your a reasonable distance away just use the excuse of “sorry I was trying to learn how to drive in the snow better”

Gee maybe the thread is about telling stupid things you've done while driving.

There's an idda

because you're tearing up the parking lot

Driving a 2014 Fiesta SE with a bunch of mods.

Hadn't been paying attention and clipped a curb.

Calipers and breaks gotten a little bit upset by clipping the curb. Not too big of a deal, will fix it the next time I get it on the lift.

One day I'm going down the hill outside my house. Cars can only park on passenger side because of shitty old residential streets.

Breaking while looking down at my lap

Look up to find myself in another persons fender.

>trying to drift
>in a FWD
good god I was a retard as a teenager and not even I did something that fucking retarded

How cam you legally drive a car and not know what yielding means?

>be me, 18 or 19 years old, driving shitty honda crv.
>on highway, take exit ramp to go from I-94w onto 131N
>long bending road onto next highway. it's winter time and im doing like 75(retardedly wreckless for the road condition)
>brand new GMC sierra blows past me around first corner(it goes left the right, then left)
>in my head i'm like "fuck that tool in his truck", so naturally, i fucking hammer it and drive like 90 around this corner.
>pass him and as soon as i do, i spin out, bad.
>going around this corner hockey pucking down the road
>regain control at the last second.
>straighten out, i'm shaking uncontrollably.
>my friend was in the car
>pretend like i did that shit on purpose
>flip off the guy in the truck now behind me
>drive to nearest exit, take it, pull over, get out of car and hyperventilate and then puke from stress.
>tfw if i ever tried that shit again, i would die.

One time i was waiting at an intersection to turn left and for some reason just went for it despite a fucking suburban barreling toward me. I dont know why but i just assumed he was going to turn as well. He probably came a few feet from smashing into me and considering i was in my miata i probably would have died. I got very lucky.

that reminds me of one
>drive ford focus mk2
>reverse is where 6th would go
>no reverse lock out
>on motorway
>retard brain says shift up so you can save fuel
>CHCHHKKSK
>shit myself
>lady i was over taking looks at me and shakes her head

it's not like the retarded roastie bitch knew what just happened. here's the story from her point of view.
>i can't believe stacy sucked chad's cock before me
>she's such a bitch i have to get back at her
>what was that loud noise?
>i bet it was the virgin next to me
>i need to show him disapproval for interrupting my dick train of thought

>be trying to park in parking garage
>feeling confident, angle in to a spot next to a pillar
>slam into pillar at 5mph
>in neutral so car bounces backwards
>sit there for 5 seconds trying to figure out what the fuck happened
>there were multiple people behind me
>slowly go find another parking spot without a pillar
>there's now a crack where the headlight meets the bumper

>doing that on a road and not in an empty carpark

i kekt

>women don't like the fact that I don't bathe, so they must all be evil whores

lol

You know how THOTS work.
youtube.com/watch?v=IC6Z9tKYCf4

Not driving but still related:

>17 so think I'm hot shit driving for a few months
>Decide to teach my little brother as a bonding experience
>Tell him how to get to shift to drive and how to steer
>Forget to tell him which pedal is the break
>He bumps into a small tree, dents the fender

Thankfully it was my dad's old ass Dodge Caravan that had died while me and my him were in it earlier in the week so I just blamed it on that.

iktf

>In parking garage with dad
>Backing out, he tells me to watch it, I say I've got it
>Forget I'm parked right next to a pillar
>Turn and fuck the body panels & mirror

I’ve got two stories.
>In high school, driving dads Rodeo across town
>start going down a large hill, pop it into neutral and coast
>get near the bottom, try putting it into 3rd
>miss
>miss
> get aggravated and force it
>it goes into 1st, I let out clutch without realizing my mistake
>blows apart timing chain and bends all the valves

The second story is pic related
>delivering pizza
>hop out of car, forgot to put it in gear
>it starts rolling forward, I freak and hop back in
>accidentally double foot the brake and gas
>rode the fence up and over and tabletop it
>Everyone in the building saw