/nepgen/ - Neptunia General #1266

I'm gonna make Uzume happy and you punks can't do anything about it!.

I love Uzume.

>Blanc dissolving the twins into the shares they were made from and absorbing them to power herself up and 'protect' them when?

niggertune was a mistake

That's basically the Nintendo Switch anyway.

Wouldn't that be more of just the twins hugging her, and occasionally, each other?

Idunno, last Nintendo console I owned was a gamecube- Im out of the loop.

Maybe good at keeping them quiet and away from her study.

Well, yes, if you want to completely ruin the scenario presented.

I was just thinking that since the joycons attach and detach from the Switch, it'd be easier to keep Rom and Ram around and just have them clingier with Blanc.

Nepgear, in her Lilac mk.2 armor. We don't see enough of that anymore.
Holy Sword ending

What kind of burgs would neps enjoy most?

Robot imoutos being solution to Vert's loneliness when?

That burger that Ganache gave to Nep in a manga.

When robot Vert is the solution to my loneliness.
I would also want a robot Blanc, Despite their bitching I think they are a great foil to one another.

Ones with lots of juicy meat in them.

>Robo-Vert insults Robo-Blanc's chest
>Robo-Blanc gets so pissed
>Robo-Blanc overheats in anger and powers down to cool off
>Robo-Vert goes to sleep mode in the night
>The next day comes
>Robo-Vert is smashed into pieces with bunch screws, circuitry and half of her head on the floor

That's why you exploit the whole robot thing and put some code into both of em to get along for the most part.

Or have them work out their frustrations in bed.
>ywn be awoken in the night by robo-Vert and robo-Blancs frantic lovemaking.

Where are you?

Consumed by the shadow-beings I assume.

or worse...

Trapped in spankfag's spank-dungeon.

>Failsafe device installed into each Nep, attempting to destroy one another leads to passionate love-making instead until the owner finds them
>After several months of hate-scissoring Vert, Blanc still doesn't understand how this keeps happening
>Vert-bot just finds the whole thing amusing, if not tiring. She's falling way behind on her game back-log

Uni no, you shouldn't shitpost until there is at least 400+ posts in the thread without "I love Nepgear".

What will Uni do if Gearnon doesn't return?

>Vert announces the "birth" of her little sisters
>Lies to the public by telling them that they're actual CPU candidates
>Leanbox citizens put strong faith to the Vert's little robot sisters
>The robots become real CPUs
>Vert gets extremely happy

Reminder that tangerines kick ass.

I just realized this is referencing her Trombone attack.

I want to taste Blanc's little tangerines.

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>Also exists!
Poor Financier

Go shitpost on /k?

>Chika gets a little jealous
>Tries to get Vert's attention but ended up failing
>Requests to have a robot Vert be built for personal use
>Said robot happens to be low-quality
>While looking like Vert, the robot moves very stiff and mechanical. Only has automated responses and no emotions. Only a fake smile.
>Chika tries to satisfy herself with the robot but was disappointed at every attempt
>Chika again tries to get Vert's attention but fails again for months.
>The robot Vert starts to malfunction and slowly falls apart over time before she completely breaks
>In desperation, Chika tries to kidnap and destroy Vert's little sisters one night
>However, she was caught by Vert and was fired and arrested
>Due to her close relationship, she was only sentenced to be improsed for a few months
>In prison, Chika's jealously grew into hatred and suddenly snaps.
>Chika turns into a yandere
>After being released, she swore to herself that she will regain Vert's attention to her by desteoying her little sisters
>Chika becomes a villian

Well she has a better track record then some others, seeing as how she actually gets to return sometimes. Which is more then can be said for some others who deserve it...

At least she appears in the anime... At least.

Underling already got what she "deserves".

NepuBuran

NepuBert

>that chub
Damn it, stop making me like Vert.

>The robot Vert starts to malfunction and slowly falls apart over time before she completely breaks
I want to see that happen. In animated form. Only one can dream.

Well she did get along with C-Sha.

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>Come home after long day of being a useless drain on the system at college.
>House oddly quiet, generally one could hear Vert-bot working on her game-backlog.
>Moving throughout the house- start to hear a combination of muttered expletives, gasps, sighs and moans emanating from your bedroom.
>Open door, and find that the Meeting of the Two Valleys is in progress.
>Blanc-bot holds up Vert-bot's leg while ceaselessly grinding- her blushing face a mixture of hatred and mounting pleasure.
>Vert-bot lies on her back, holding your PSVita out of harms way (from her breasts), with her attentions focused on it.
>Despite the focus, Vert-bot is feeling it too, her movements ingame becoming sloppy.
>Another life lost, Vert-bot sets the PSVita aside to take the initiative from Blanc-bot.
>As Vert-bot dominates Blanc-bots smaller frame- they notice you.
>They both blush furiously and stammer- both trying to throw one another under the bus.
>You had anticipated this, and you tell them to keep down- you have studying to do- and to save some energy for later that evening.
>They both nod hastily while Vert-bot returns to her ministrations.
>As you leave you mention to Vert-bot about seeing to getting her some better shock-absorbers.

Good morning /nepgen/ , how are you today ?

Doing fairly well. How about you?

Got word back from my dad bout his cat- after his friend shelled out almost 700$, said cat spent two days at the vet undergoing treatment. Cat came back today, and according to my dad said cat seems far better- acting like he is about 12-13, as opposed to being a sickly and near-death 17 year old cat.

I'm doing fine , my cat crushes into everything like he has ADHD
It sure was worth the price i hope

Did you hear what exactly the issue was that they treated?

Yeah, Cat was Anemic, has Thyroid issues and was suffering from dehydration.
Cat was put on a Saline drip, proscribed meds for the Thyroid issue and vitamins to help with that deficiency.

Is sega hard girls any more trashy than the mainline?

I love some of the characters and it's a nice discount

Ooh, that's a heck of a combo. Good to know he's back on his feet after that.

Will we see Blanc (cat) again?

I want to creampie Histy!

VII will answer your question.

>Noire's Blanc has a litter
>K-Sha decides to name them Rom, Ram, C-Sha and Nova
>Vert overhears that "Rom" is pretty sick because Blanc can't feed her properly
>"?????"
>K-Sha checks on Nepedia, it says that kitties can't stand milk
>Vert overhears that if Noire gives "Rom" milk, it'll poison her because the little ones can't digest milk
>go to Planeptune
>see Neptune trying to feed Nepgear pudding
>panic

Woah dude, don't post that stuff on a blue board.
Handholding is too lewd.

Lady Histy is pure and not for lewd.

I want to marry Histy!

>mfw no one has ever done a Nepgear artwork with a Ferrari (preferably a Testarossa)

Of course that the marriage comes first. Then I'll do my very best to impregnate her.

I want to marry both Ministy and Bigsty!

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I want to marry and impregnate Histy and have her give birth to an adorable little Ministy daughter!

But Histoire and Rom are the lewdest of them all.

I never said they were for lewd. I said I wanted to marry them.

[x] Respectfully disagree.

It's not a marriage if you don't consummate it.

Only Histy is. Exposed clean armpits are lewd.

That's not lewd, then, that's just normal behavior for newlyweds.

Are you willing to work very hard for Histy?

Bloody hell, I laughed so hard I woke up my roomate. Its the tiny faces in that lewd-mass that sell it.

But its missing something
Handholding.

She makes sure to work me into a hard one whenever she is on screen.

Very many men are ready to work for a smile and a charming voice.

Thank you, I'll add a few ones.

Yes, I am.

That Histy looks like a robot doll which turns me on btw.

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Who is the best nep and why is it plutia ?

You misswrote Tiara.

No , its you who misswrote plutia

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>liking Plutia
Disgusting.

That's a cute uni

How can you misspell Blanc that badly?

Wait wrong picture.

Blanc is cute and lovable and adorable but she's not the best.

What a cute vert , well i actually think all neps are cute and awesome

I found an Uzume Ferrari

We need more watermarks.

You forgot one corner.

>Ferrari
>planeptune
>artist
Nothing wrong with those

>artist
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Even spankfag doesn't have the arrogance of pretending to be an artist.

Well she doesn't have a skill that's a reference to the OutRun series but I'll take it.

Have another Uzume Ferrari image.
This time, with less watermarks.

That's better.