League of Legends General - /lolg/

I feel like that breast plate is a lie. I bet she's flat as a wash board.

bond blimbo

its not the aftertaste, the taste is just gross

ITT: Paint how you think the new champion looks like and the one who is close to the actual design get a cute league gf (female or male)

Real or fake, that's her bust size.

Shyvana is cute!
I don't wanna look like her, though

That's literally just happy Olaf with shitty hammers

So do you still build Gunblade on LB?

Doesn't Olaf deserve a happy brother?

>ap scalings are still shit
yes.

You build what the gooks build and you don't build what the gooks don't build, you maggot.

How do you play her?

Yordle onaholes.

xth for poppy!

Hey that's my thing!

is katarina a mid? sorry im new.

especially this one

No. She's a jungle.

>smite
>max range uncharged ult
>titanic hydra splash dmg
or you coulda just autoed her one more time instead of doing all that fancy shit

>missing the point of my post, which was that GP screwed me before screwing the rest of the team
>>not using this advantage to completely fuck over Zed in laning phase and gain a cs lead
I couldn't have since I died to his ult shortly after he died anyways.

How does one build poppy?

yes. you build ability power even though she uses melee weapons too.

Would you impregnate all the yordle girls if it gave you an achievment and a nice summoner icon? Maybe 3 yordle girls both with big bellies as an icon.

Will we evert get a skinline all 3 yordle girls share? I fucking hope so

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Is he Riot's most successful creation in years?

Oh, you think the top lane is your ally. But you merely adopted the lane; I was born in it, molded by it.
I didn't see ganks until I was already 6/0, by then it was nothing to me but TAXING!

>That bulge
The chad tank

Just got mastery 5 on Kayn
THE EDGE CARES NOT SO WHY SHOULD I

>Trist Blitz vs Janna Twitch
>Janna is alone!
>Jumps in
>EVERY
>FUCKING
>TIME

LET ME OUT

Nice game lolbabbies

Ah yes! I was wondering what would break first; your spirit, or your elo!

>I don't have an intelligent reply, so I'm going to spout the same meme like a retard

This is too real for me :(

sorry kid, poppy belongs to ME now

i have over 1000 ranked games as Poppy, im a Poppy one-trick, about 60% of them in diamond and above and I have no idea what to fucking build on her.

just build tank, or something that feels fun. I started building titty hydra on her and it's pretty good, but is it better than triforce or ibg for a damage item? idk. is sunfire good item? i think so. when do you build righteous glory? should you even build it?

i suggest a magic 8-ball when it comes to item builds.

i know it doesn't show it in the replay but I couldnt actually see her in the FoW. for some reason the minions are giving like 800 vision range in the replay client but I actually only had a general idea of what trist's HP was.

Stay hydrated!

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>Cheating on my wife with a non human

???

AND Positive! :)

Wrong.
That one is for stealing her milkshake!

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I love /lolg/ but I've been hardstuck plat 5 for an entire season! I actually barely play League of Legends! And yet I have the gall to keep posting here! I'm actually a piece of shit! XD!!

Why does Water Type Lux look nothing like this in game?

>tfw won a magic ffa round 4 players commander deck after only playing for a week against people playing for years

lego legends

youtu.be/Ulk95rq7aDk?t=2m10s

Do you like these two?

Only the slut.

>book in the water
how retarded can lux be

It's a magical book

same except im silver haha

But we were friends yesterday user. Why do you have to take one of the few things I enjoy from me?

Mayhaps you should try something a little lighter, befitting a man of your particular inclinations. Like strawberry ale. Or a gob full of semen.

renekton doesnt look like that

Well, that was fun.

Is Void preferable to Rabadon's if only one person is building MR?

Which Yordle girl is the best and why?

Rakan is pretty cute desu ne. I want to rape and mindbreak him.

>Flex
How do you take dick? In the mouth or in the ass?

they each have something that makes them great except lulu
trist has her toes
and poppy has her cute

>solo queue flex
Both. I think all nine other people hated me.

Tristana because she's the only one who isn't stupid and she's a grade A trooper

Why dont more poeple play ashe?
>back a while after using my ult in lane
>it comes back as im walking to lane
>see mid is fighting so i throw an ult down the lane incase something happens
>mid kills thier lane opponent but ended up really low
>enemy jungler ganks
>arrow hits the jungler and my midlaner just walks away
>next arrow
>walking back to lane
>enemy bot lane is low after getting poked down by J4
>ult the corner they were dancing around from base
>j4 gets a double thanks to it

>Yordle

>toes
you mean her ass

fake and an airbrush

IM TRYING NOT TO FAP PLZ

rum and whisky are the only thing we have

They all fulfill a particular goal
Trisatana is your standard fuck buddy
Poppy is that genuinely nice girl you fall for and marry
Lulu is that crazy girl who you decline until you eventually get drunk/high and wake up naked next to her

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name a more based champ

Talon and his bf!

>not Demacia

Our magic absorbing colossus would like a word.

>I have no idea what to fucking build on her.
This bothers me the most about Poppy
as long as its not ap, almost anything is good on her, but she doesnt really excel with anything except maybe triforce,and even then not as much as other champs

>passive-aggressively harass somebody on the other team
>they explode and use no-no words
>report them
>instant feedback

;)

My bad, I'll censor them from now on

Swain

>it's another episode of "mid is 12 years old and couldn't carry shit so blames the support for not carrying instead episode
It doesn't even other me at this point knowing my midlaner will never carry, but fuck why are you blaming me for your laner beating your ass in a 1v1 and roaming for free while you can barely last hit?

Is Diana worth it?

I never see her at all and I'm looking for a jungler.

>get lee as jungle
>feeds
>get a fizz as mid
>misses every single shark

ebin

What ever happened to Bandlebro?
I remember she used to stream.

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Why is she so happy to be a slut?

She's still around, just a bit less active for unknown reasons. Unknown to me at least, I'm sure someone knows why

She's probably exercising she needs to stay fit and keep her health in order to keep loving Yordels.

Niche pick. Strong if you can play her and do the few combos she has.

She tied the noose.

Got Married.

Prolly why she's rarely around n stuff.

because she knows she has a submissive cuckold to financially support her no matter what.

end yourself my man

As a jungler?
not anymore just play her mid
Her new passive/e kinda hurt her jungle ability, but they help as a laner
they havent really dealt with her glaring flaws with this change

karthus

>get a silver 3 thresh support in flex, he's trio queued with people higher than him
>he hits 1 (one) hook the entire lane and i wasn't even there
>get blamed/flamed for not winning lane by his trio

the people that play this game are something else

Kill my carry. I dare you.