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gib jakiro hat

Reminder

Why does everytime enemy picks SF we have 0 stuns and once I Pick him every singlle person on the enemy team counters me?

Don't shitters know what counters sf?

fucking Im angry rn

hey dota boys who should I be betting on?

*powercogs OG into the lower bracket*

nothing personnel, kid

The teams who draft more escape heroes

DC

complete this sentence

EG will get _______ place this year

How is that allowed? It that's EG instead of OG i bet there are thousand of threads on reddit right now

Leave (((OG))) to me.

how is it not allowed? IG can do what they want with their matches, including doing a technical loss

>woke up
>see this
I think this semen slurping sport is not for me guys

how do you beat this fucker at shit MMR? every game i play against him, no one knows how to counter him and he almost always goes like 30-2

I just realized that OG's official cheerleader on d2g is a poor masochistic paki who enjoys getting bullied on Veeky Forums.

They played two games less than the previous days so of course the scores will be lower.

get bkb
he also sucks ass against heroes like TA, pugna, nyx, farmed sniper and farmed troll (troll is weak to OD ult but constant bashes + whirling axe miss chance absolutely rapes OD)

Did you watch the games, box?

>bullying n0tail

No, I don't sleep until like 4 am in the morning and wake up late so I missed lots of games

Well you watched some i guess, right?

I caught the end of IG v VP and the ensuing shitposting

What's the dota hero equivalent to pickle rick?

O yeah, i just saw that, lel ouch on suicide watch
How are you btw? All good?

another 3rd

Which hero is a meme?

ye im good

Naga

so that is why ppd respects this guy

what a madman

Im glad

eblade drow

this is objective truth you cannot deny

EG is winning TI

no they're not

What single outcome BEFORE the grand finals would generate the most memes?

rate
but only rate up to like grand finals. my arteezy fangayism takes the wheel here

Also I got 1636 points from fantasy, is that good?

They are

neither are your chink teams, liquid is unstoppable this year

tnc knocking out og, obviously

>EG winning TI with sh1t and shitour
>EG beating chinese teams without PPD drafts

If that was the outcome BigShitty and RTrdy would have a contest to see who could backstab the fastest

Arteezy is going to carry EG to a grand finals victory.

Sweetie you need to sit down and learn some truths

Is Pipe of Insight a meme?

It's Artour's year...

Lads, no matter who wins, if OG gets knocked out by TNC in the lower bracket again, this TI is a good TI.

The 1-2 second lag spikes came back. It's absolutely fucking irritating. Every object will stay still for about a fraction of a second and then warp around. How do I get rid of it?

install lol

>It's Artour's year...
im sorry user I didnt know you were retarded

>nyx is going to get dumpster'd after TI7

dead
game

FUCK YEa

Now that every hero has a cosmetic in some shape or form, whats next?

Will every hero get an immortal first

or a set first

for sets all thats missing is jakrio, oracle, viper io, aa and techies

immortals is like about half the heroes no?

Good.

He's going to win and you'll feel silly!!!

>no witch doctor with gun and capri sun immortal

pic is (you)

FUCK YEAH DUDE!
WHO'S WITH ME?
i didn't have silver crit shut up

Will Pugna get nerfed as well ?

this
it's the best feeling
i have several autographs from men that fuck my wife
the first one gave it to me without my asking and it was so cool that i asked the next ones for their signatures

Who do you think is going to throw in the upper bracket?

LGD, or LFY? It's clear they're trying to avoid eachother with LFY throwing a pair of games against DC and OG.

>sub-50% winrate
>clear weaknesses
no?

Just you wait

Good user. EG has this in the bag

Box, just remember to not let these bullies get to you, i support you!

>185127809
Nyx is okay, meta suits him where there are constant fights + he's a n arcane boots user
Guess icefrog will only nerf his movespeed

Nothing can shake my support for Artour

C9 got this

LFY is gonna throw 0-2 against LGD, Lady Ruru wills it

LGD will lose against VP so they don't have to face LFY so early in the upper bracket.

LFY will win against TNC to push them into lower bracket to face OG.

Easiest bracket yet

Obviously nobody thinks Artour is a bad player or teammate. Everyone acknowledges his strength. People just shitpost him and call him Shartour and stuff to get a rise out of people who aren't aware of that fact.

>no SSJ Lebron James Tidehunter

Yes sir.

is it more or is trolls immortal way to big compared to the other weapons?

LFY will throw against LGD

inflame is ruru's boyfriend, but LGD is the main team

loss of face if main team loses to team B

the last time they met was at Mars League one month ago and LFY "lost" to LGD in the finals 2-3

>Competitive games will never be allowed to have custom content

>mfw i legit haven't played for 2 years
>can't cs
>struggle to click on heroes during fights
>forget to look at minimap
>no idea of game pace
>always running around with no objective
>forget to farm
>can't play laningphase
>no idea on how to roam
To think I was this bad when I started

I honestly doubt that they'll throw against each other.

LFY quite literally lost a game on purpose to force OG into lower bracket, and if they're doing shit like that, they probably know that TNC shits all over OG.

>inflame is ruru's boyfriend, but
Inflame being with Ruru means that he'll execute the throw order every time.

well Crit never send support go babysit him for almost half year now

>Wake up
>IG match fixed with VP.

>I wonder if I can convince puppey to kick mss

Throwing games to get a strategical advantage isn't really "matchfixing", it's called "having tournament experience".

He's mechanically good but he needs to play mid again
Hoping for c9.rtz post ti7

hes a washed up adderall addict and his reflexes are fried from all the abuse his body has taken

>your team is so bad you have to rely on other teams to win for you
LMAOOOOO

>no mountain dew and doritos bounty hunter

nobody goes to a 1st place 10 million$ tournament to make friends

its called a technical loss

these 2 fucking chinks is really hard to guess

mss is on c9 now?

What's n0tail thinking right now?

sumail and uni has to play out of their goddamn minds to actually beat liquid and that is if shartour shitaev and sh1t could actually step up for once

if liquid knocks eg down the lb i don't think they're placing top 3 this year

>Eg v liquid = liquid win
Later
>Eg v liquid = eg win

Nigger wat????

How are you liking the new cosmetics?

I really like the cloud effect, but that piece of wood is just shit

i havent bought cosmetics since ti3 and i sold everything i had except for random crap that is not worth anything

NARUTOOOOOO

HELP

Get kicked by envy go to ti7 upper bracket
what the actual fuck
how is theeban leading his monkeys to an upper bracket spot at ti

I am trying to figure out a way to predict that doesn't get me a second LGD inhouse, but I am not confident in LGD/Liquid