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WHO'S GONNA STOP HIM?

implying thirdies can even afford a compendium, let alone follow up levels

This is the correct bracket. prove me wrong

you heard it here first

>indonesian players are the best
>nordic name
really fries the egg

>Play dotards again for the first time in 2 years
>single draft fishboi
>20 minutes in, our peruvian sniper literally sells his whole inv, feeds a rapier, and feeds by running down mid
>have to get it back from enemy timber
>our ember buys another rapier
>dies with it but I manage to grab it
>despite backdooring and being able to one shot the enemy team we were not match for their rat tactics

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Yeah I know but Kotick will jew the investors with false promises until its too late. OWL announcements often boost their stock

I like this script

just woke up

I missed all of day 4 but I'm sure my boys OG made it into UB, they are 4 time Major winners after all

the only one true prediction.

this is the script dotards, get your bets in whilst you can :)

>le chinks won't get to the grand final meme
Every fucking year

stream your suicide

>could have lived like a king in 3rd world pinoyland and fuck endless pinay chinks

>TNC in UB

how hard do you think hes kicking himself right now

>but I'm sure my boys OG made it into UB

suicide note when?

>OG has to survive the possible shame of getting knocked out by peruvian donkeys and peenoise monkeys in LB
will they make it lads?

Wait till le ouch watches them btfo by peru

who here /gotthetroveimmortalstheywantedyesterdayfordirtcheapwithoutbuyingthechestitself/?

Deep down he knows they wouldn't be where they are if he's still there.

could've just shortened that to /goyim/

>not LFY as TI winner
it's like you don't need free points

og will get knocked out by peruanos, screep cap this shit

No user, I got high enough already.

i just had a bunch of money sitting around from trading cards and dota/cs:go drops

God filip women are the best. Tiny, cute, and cheap. I really suggest going to karaoke bars where whores hang out if you're ever in Manila.

LFY isn't winning, simply because they're facing LGD at least once, if not twice.
Ruru will lose face if the B-team loses to the A-team, so she has to give the throw order.

You gonna enjoy that silver-nickel Roshan?

Their kids look like mulattos though.

EG vs VP who wins

ayge

d2g: no matter who wins, we hope OG loses.

Show me a better looking dota 2 player than this

fuck off ld

I'm watching SingSing stream for the first time, why is a grown man making such embarrassing sounds?

depends on how meme-retarded EG's draft is

What'd be more hilarious? Them getting dropped by Infamous or them having a grudge match with TNC only to get dropped by them? Both options are too good to pass up.

Wait till you watch Bulldog stream.

No, that's Valve instagram.com/p/BXbjnDoDuQ9/

losing to peru

Gotta watch out for lel ouch though

>Check out the store
>Still no gift wrap like in tf2 to gift untradeable items

>OG Defense league
>'IG should be banned for throwing'

holy fuck these people actually exist

>win 11 in a row last week
>do literally nothign different
>this happens
>"""""forced 50 isnt real"""""

look at the way this uncultured swine holds a fork. Just what kind of fucking people are in the scene anyways

>Valve still haven't made rule63 immortals this year
oh well. at least the prizepool for TI8 is secured

Pajkatt maybe? Too bad their government wants to get rid of them

>normal skill
>high skill

>better than 85% of players

Am I overlooking something? I don't see any indication of anything implying what you say is true

I wanna plug her butt
>subscribe
Tell me more user

>godz holds his fork like a manchild

>normal skill
maybe better than easy bots

>we had to rely on other teams instead of playing good and get in the upper brackets with well achieved wins

Well what do you expect from mentally ill paki Lelouch.

Is that a thing in Australia ?
Care to comment adelaide ?

fuck noTIs I want to lick that dfc

Can you imagine being part of the secret dota casting club, easy fucking life

>Manchildren have a special way of holding forks
Are you autistic? He's using it as a spoon to pick up food he can't skewer

>Aghs Underlord

Depends on what sh1t decides to draft

they are old stats the current median is about 2800 and mean is 2700

Sean is surrounded by such aspie retards holy shit

source?

>that ccnc sitting stance

>day9
i can feel the betaness through the screen

instead of kotlguy we get this sc2 faggot

>he doesn't skewer every particle of food
>he shovels food into his mouth like a thirdie

who is the nigger between peedur and fogged?

>day9 sitting right next to the White Betrayer

You cannot make this shit up.

post em

Both teams still had fun and I convinced the enemies' 5 stack to report our sniper

wow dude I must be a fucking semi pro at 4.5 with those stats

no that is only people who put their mmr on their profile so it is biased

this is from july 2017 all players who played a match using the average mmr of recent matches for players not displaying mmr

looks like that tordelini guy

JON SNOW BENT THE KNEE ALREADY

I want this to be the TI7 finals.

>Sean
Oh I see, you know this dude on a first person basis that's why you're calling him Sean right

>eg 2-1 newbee
>eg 2-0 liquid
bloody hell burgerman

median is 2.2 now

only a matter of time

but the size difference between male and female models would be very hard to fix (ie the placement for each cosmetic), not to mention boobs and stuff like smaller waist, hands etc

Day9 is a hearthstonefag. Sc2 scene know no such inferior man.

>bruno

;_;

This is how you hold a fork you fucking fat fucks. You do not just ham fist it with one end sticking out of your closed fist. Fucking disgusting.

whip out those cards boys

He's using the wrong side of the fork do to that you absolute plebian

he prob will return to 2GD's studio after growing tired designing webpages for Valve

Icefrog?

EG Newbee is a coinflip my man

Liquid will crash and burn against the first really solid team they meet, but come back after that.

also EG was just saving strats during honeypot group stage

things could always be worse

>implying he's not icefrog

is that fat fuck noxville?

>he cant do it without grasping the fork like an ape