/gerg/ - Giant Extreme Robots General!

What the hell is a Cataphract anyway, edition?

Previous thread New /gerg/ game, from the makers of Shadowrun Returns
battletechgame.com/

Armored Core:
pastebin.com/Ek3kMtZW
pastebin.com/WSq32Amg
steamcommunity.com/groups/armoredcorevg

Mechwarrior Living Legends:
clanjadewolf.net/mwll/
mechlivinglegends.net/

Living Legends Server Stats (Use this to check if anyone is playing):
stats.spikx.net/mwll.html

The HAWKEN zombie marches on:
playhawken.com/

Heavy Gear Assault:
store.steampowered.com/app/416020

M.A.V. (Now with more Chromehound legal rights!)
bombdogstudios.com/blog/

MechWarrior Online:
mwomercs.com/

Cram in completely unbalanced civil era tech here:
mwomercs.com/civil-war

Stab your spear you filthy tribal:
mwomercs.com/javelin

How to start MWO:
youtube.com/watch?v=imffSrJ4O7s

New Player's Guide to MWO (aka the Manual):
docs.google.com/presentation/d/1bmIEjECA6IbWRm92vmylZNv2QYVc5gXO7CT9jMITOrM/edit

Kong PodKast #25: Heavy Gear Stuff
kongkast.libsyn.com/kong-kast-25-gear-bays-black-market-and-pets-oh-my

MWO Mechlab:
mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab

MWO Heat Simulator:
keikun17.github.io/mwo_heat_simulator/

Kanajashi's Video Tutorials:
youtube.com/watch?v=RGPYOrhEFtg

Group Mumble Info:
kong.stepoff.com
port:7777

Other urls found in this thread:

mwomercs.com/news/2017/04/1789-news-regarding-latest-wave-clan-hero-mechs
mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=345&l=de97347ab7e8994cd912146f4f7b2c2e06da1894
mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=315&l=38dc6feabf5e1b7f9d7b66b39ee2bdef1696f180
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

>8 memes early

greg pls stop sucking your own cock

>Russ' face when people are still buying minimally viable grab deals in 2017.

More Urbies: more power!

>Implying I don't already have someone else to do that for me
okay virgin boi

>that thing she does with her tongue
N U T
U
T

>not /gregthebtspergerg/
I thought we discussed this.

>greg goes sperg and brags about fucking grannies again

He took the "Lichloved" feat in real life

So, why is it that there are two variants of the cheeter in the hero release countdown?

The best light sells better than shit lights, so why not make two cash variants for double the money.

>yfw this is how PGI reasoned.

Vass are you that stupid?

mwomercs.com/news/2017/04/1789-news-regarding-latest-wave-clan-hero-mechs

You should have used the OP from the last thread, the stuff in this is too fucking old man. Javelin? Civil War? Come on. We also agreed to remove kongkast since we haven't done a new one in years.

>thread is 8 image posts too early
>keeps using an incredibly outdated shit OP
God, you're a massive fucking cocksucker.

>New non-hero Gargoyle has ST energy
Finally something to alleviate the shitmech problem, and for c-bills at that.

That's not me. This is me.

>there are people RIGHT NOW who believe the cheater is still the best light

KYS OP

Say what you will, I've been having alot of fun running a quad LBX-10 build on an ANH-2A. Its actually not garbage but the torso mounts leave something to be desired.

Yeah can't wait to put those on GAR-D.

Is MWO worth getting into?

>we did this because money.
>it wasn't so good and you caught us, so have some other stuff that's not as blatant and available with c-bills.
>only this torso's viable.
>this left torso's the only functional one.
>but we lock this item to this piece.
>so you have to get the whole thing to get part X, then grind for years if you want the other things.
>thank you for pointing out that we missed a cash grab opportunity by not locking the ECM to the CT.
>I don't understand how you can accuse us of being fully aware of the shitty state of our game.
>there is no evidence to support the notion that we powercreep on purpose.

>Tfw old man in a Battlemaster starts bitching about team performance
>Barely manages to break 200 damage, being the lowest performer in the team as a whole
>In a battlemaster

One of these text labels is not like the others

>we need this new warning text
>just use this bitmap lmao
Another minimally viable solution from PGI

>no cap stealth.
>WARNING.!.!.!
>HUGE ENEMY INCOMING.
>NO REFUGE.
>THE BIG ENEMY IS APPROACHING AT FULL THROTTLE.
>ACCORDING TO DATA, IS IDENTIFIED AS
>ATTENTION! MAKE TIME.

I'm not ashamed of them I just think its funny how vastly I've improved. I'd draw more but I'm afraid now that you'll be able to find my art station if I made drawn OC again.

BTW if any of you see that faggot Beakie make sure to laugh at him for me
>Dropped out of law school to go to art school
>Didn't even make it
>Draws shitty furry porn all day

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHSHSGAS

t. Working artist

kys tranny

wow what a shit OP

If said shitty furry art is in the form of commissions from shitty furries, then Beakie might actually be in the money like you wouldn't believe.

I'll ask Plax to pass your farewells to him ;)

>I'm afraid now that you'll be able to find my art station if I made drawn OC again
????
do image files posted on the 4chins contain coordinates or some shit?

Do you kiss your producer with that mouth?

>caring if fags find your artstation

shit gurl worst case greg commissions you to draw his girlfriend on his waifubot or vass starts demanding you draw gay stuff with johnny and ky

Fuck off Greg you faggot secondary

>I'm afraid now that you'll be able to find my art station if I made drawn OC again
we can just ask valk ;)

look at all these beta orbiters holy shit

bite me faggot. I ain't going anywhere

shout outs to my main meme karlos
we met yesterday

>biting shit

ew pass

why you gotta be a bitch? dindu nuffin etc.

why you're so defensive if anyone here is bitchy it's you fellow gerontophiliac

I wonder if gregs (((girlfrend))) even exists.

why can't they just make heavy gauss one crit slot less so it would be remotely useful on more than.... two robots?

>gerontophiliac
????

What they should do is implement the system of sharing crit slots between components, but we know that ain't habbding.

Balanceā„¢

Occam's Razor
Of course not

>playing MWO on a sunday afternoon
>girlfriend
lmao

Massive coding failure, plus anything PGI makes has to be legit buildable in TT so there isn't any cases of a variant being impossible in TT if they decide to canonize shit and make a TRO: MWO.

And HGauss is mostly useless because of PGI's incapacity to do more than the smallest modifications to their coding at the base, as whoever did it left them with no documentation and PGI cannot into hiring someone skilled enough to untangle it the hard way.

The concept of lostech made real, this is Mechwarrior Online.

Is a wiimote pilot worse than a steering wheel pilot?

solo queue sometimes...

>when the dank smoke hits just right

I know, right? All they do is bring stupid farming builds.

>1,057
>1 solo kill
>2 kmdd
wow

It's basically a bloated version of the Awesome LRM memeboat.

Happens. Missile boats tend to bludgeon targets, and snipers often like to just park their ass watching until you can one-shot kill targets if you see them getting lurmed down. Perfect example- the guy on the losing team here with a Jager who ended up vulturing most of his team's kills...before he ran out of meat shields and got murdered.

except worse?

except it gets a 30% cbill bonus, which makes it better for farming.

Yep. The Mauler line actually has LRM friendly quirks, but the -1R is the oddball of the lot. The others can give you cooldown/spread/velocity, while the -1R only gets lower missile heat and cooldown.

I mean, if you're gonna run a potato assault lurmboat, Maulers are about the best you can do with the worst, but wasting 90 tons on nothing but LRMs makes me sad.

>ac20 and snug snubs have the same range/cooldown

this is pretty fun

mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=345&l=de97347ab7e8994cd912146f4f7b2c2e06da1894

>tfw snug pepsis are less heat efficient than regular pepsis

shouldn't they be more efficient since they have shitty range?

no fun allowed
t. pgi

No minrange, also a ton less weight. And yeah, AC/20 + snubs works pretty darn well.

I'm gonna make Spider look like a fucking joke

...

combine that with the hero right torso, you have 8 ballistics and 2 energy

lads

>Spider 5K will soon be outclassed on the light mech dakka meta within the next 9 days
rest in pepperoni MG spooder
we had a good run

>potential for 3x hml + 6x lmg cheeto
Neat.

*clears throat*

CLAMS OP!

>*clears throat*

>not 5x lmg 4x erml

I want a zeus with ballistics hardpoints in both arms, or better yet, torsos

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this is a post about a mech related videogame that is not MWO

now we have reached our quota

Why did pgi feel the need to add a low res blue fart comming out of the mech each time it fires a PPC? Good to know them boneheads still have their priorities backwards I guess

>wanting a ballistic on the dildo arm
>wanting ballistics on the torsos when the zoose's main gimmick is big gun arms
I love dakka as much as everyone else but that's some serious heretical shit right there famm

Guess I should've prefaced with unpopular opinions

>not maximum ballistic slots on the fapping arm so you can have a machinegun trashcan instead of a missile trashcan

when your soos is just right:
mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=315&l=38dc6feabf5e1b7f9d7b66b39ee2bdef1696f180

This is a kakos reply to your non MWO post.

>not sure how to build my MCII-4
>4 energy, 4 missile

>meanwhile in hackmaster

it's not easy being a handsome halfling

you say that like pgi would be capable of making the ballistic cancer on the dildo arm look good

[Reee's in Goblin]

>tfw the only reason for the leaderboard event is to determine which clam mechs pgi should nerf

That doesn't even make sense.

All they'd have to do is copy paste the left arm in place of the right arm.
H-how hard could it be.
I-I mean they managed that on the enforcer 5P.

Since when is sense a part of piggies decisions?

I could really go for some spaghetti and meatballs right now

makes sense

I'm actually feeling pretty hype about Gargoyle side torso energy

Getting real tired of my quickplay matches.
90% of them went like this today
1 or 2 people disconnect
2 people rush the enemy and get killed
6 or so people hang out in the back and get picked off by lrms and ppcs
The rest try to win but without the rest of team it all falls apart.
1 person screams autisically on mic blaming everyone else but in the end they ended up dieing doing less the 200 dmg somehow

Give me the lowdown on MRMs, any good?

Also, best way to use ATMs on an MDD?

No
Don't

>grim plexus conquest
>assaults go to cap
>one heavy tard rushes to theta dies there alone then bitches because nobody else felt like dying in the open
>another tard complaining on comms being the usual retarded armchair commander
>get teamkilled by a retarded kodiak when you try to carry

really makes you think

MRM is decent on some mechs and makes some shitmechs minimally viable.

The best way to use Ass To Mouth missiles is to not use them on anything ever.

Legit, if you're looking to use ATMs you want to have at least paired ATM6s or 9s, and you will need an actual back up weapons (i.e. ERML/MPL). ATMs will require you to play somewhat aggressively, but as long as you can keep inside the 120-500ish range you can punish anyone you lock onto.

2 x HLL + 2 x ATM6?

Whoa, nice digits.