tries to use controls in truck while driving

> tries to use controls in truck while driving
> crashes and dies

Seriously, this is like the interior of the Space Shuttle. How does one pickup truck have like 8 billion buttons and switches on it?

Question: are you retarded? Physical buttons are way better than screens. You've got 4x4 by the gear selector and easy enough A/C controls. The rest is just extra for the passenger.

Ive never wanted a truck so bad until now

That looks so fucking bad. Ever since Tesla came around most cars just look like ugly clutter filled messes. You'd think they'd learn to take some inspiration.

This, all the important shit like that and your trailer brake bias are still physical which is all that matters

At least it doesnt look like a fucking google chrome browser

>ugh like it's so cluttered
>my feeble brain overheats when presented with too much infromation

yeah and you would have to be at a complete stop to turn up the radio without voice controls anyways right

I sure hope cars become less pleasant to own and operate in order to appease literal retards like this.

>Don't like shitty design
>LOL U DUMB WATCH ME EAT THIS SHIT AND LIKE IT

lol

>Tool, designed to be used
>"we should compromise functionality so it looks like the latest in home design trends. i don't drive it anyways, i just post pictures of it on instagram."

>I'm too retarded to use a touchscreen

Your geriatric ass shouldn't be on the road anyway.

>be driving my brand new dodge ram
>loving the GRRR ANGERY look it has
>all these country redneck cuties love my HUGE, HULKING, ANGERY TRUCK
>go to country bar to show off the new lift kit
>accidentally drop my magnum condom for my monster dong
>country cutie sees and between my massive penis and massive truck she decides to come home with me
>get into my brand new dodge ram angery edition 35000
>"Wow user, this is so futurisic, hyuck hyuck it's like im in the space shuttle"
>smirk at her
>realize its time
>I have to shift into gear
>fuck this is always the part that gets me
>start sweating
>slowly and discreetly reach for shit knob
>country cutie sees
>gosh user... your truck uses.. a knob to shift..? that's not very manly or angery..
>shit
>try to explain how its furistic and this is what they use in the space shuttle
>she just glances at me and goes for the door
>opens the handle before I can lock her in
>she gets out and runs over to some chad's in their 90's duramax's with stacks that are rolling coal in the parking lot
>slam my fists on the wheel in anger
>truck lets out a little toot from the horn
>chads start pointing and laughing, the cletus of the group blows his train horn
>shift into reverse to go home
>accidentally turn the shift knob too far and drive straight into the bushes in front of me
>every. fucking. time.

Trucks are designed for men, not metrosexual nu-males who carefully "design" everything from their phone's homescreen and their laptop's desktop layout to their fucking living room to look nice in pictures. Sorry.

Stick to your A-B city commuter that would overheat if attempting any real work or real fun.

Trucks are designed for retards who will accept bad design to have some big truck to show off and prove how "manly" they are. Trucks are basically man purses.

I can use a touchscreen. When looking at it. I had a touchscreen laptop AND a tablet before apple was even using intel processors and everone thought their computers were slow useless pieces of shit for running semi-obscure art software.

if you're anything like most milennial faggots you can't even type right without the phone two inches from your face, hell, you probably can't type right period and half to rely on fuzzy gesture recognition shit like swype, so I don't think you're any better at it.

You can project all you want but your experiences don't represent the entire population.

Touchscreens are shit.

>this dash has literally everything you need and nothing you don't
>so user friendly a blind kid could operate the controls while doing sub-7's around the Burgerking

Touchscreen ones will be too expensive for rednecks this is like successful ethnic millennial new truck as they settle into their new suburban homes outside the major cities because they didnt put an emphasis on partying like the "chads"

The entire population fumbles around hitting the wrong buttons or looks off the road and nearly drifts into me.

Partying in college

Girlslaughing.jpeg

:^)

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Shes pretty but face it have some kids

:^)

Yeah yeah its kiddo time now or youll be that wierd couple on instagram trying to hard to be cool

That are old

le mind boggling how far interiors have come in such a short period of time xd

STOP TELLING ME TO PROCREATE

>bottom of the barrel 2007 compared to top of the line 2018

Oh wait its a tripfag, ignore

Mind boggling how everyone puts their identity on the internet, like i just wanted to continue to download mp3s pirate software tv and movies and some porn

salty

Everyone had to ruin it with their selling out to the man like apple stupid normies

>tfw no more Shareaza

All that pixelated 90's porn...lost...like tears in the rain.

Please tell me the twist nob is not for changing the gears.

The twist knob is for making a suggestion to the truck's computer that you would like to change gears. It will decide if you deserve to have your request granted.

I wish i was a data hoarder but i used to believe everything on the internet would be there forever young and naive, kids will never know how truly great the internet was

>acestream
>usenet
>utorrent
>kodi

better than it's ever been retard

Im too busy to deal with "exclusive" communities. Plus why do you think broadband upload speeds were so low in america? To discourage seeding torrents. Thats the realm of europeans and the world now.

none of those is exclusive n upload speed are better than ever
if you're gonna be wrong about everything fuck off and go do it somehwhere else
not on my watch buddy

I just miss my old rc car forum. Server ate everything years ago when an update went wrong, admin got out of the hobby and stopped caring. The homepage still exists, barren.

>watching shitty russian sopcast streams of EPL football on circa-2005 indian DSL (256kbps up/down)

not sure id call it fun, but it was an experience

Damn, shouldve had backup tapes. I miss overgrow best forum that ever existed.

Dsl was 768kbps in 2000 in germany no bandwidth limit and basically free for all for whatever you could find that you could download. I was a young burger but it was also the height of napster. Came from 28.8 dialup the year earlier in burgerland

everything old has a certain nostalgic quality

I just found my old Sony MiniDisc player and listened to playlists I made when I was 16

>all that RATM, Deftones, and Linkin Park

god I was so awesome

I was fearless didnt care about riaa even though kids in the states would get sued for like what used to be the cost of 2 or 3 houses by the riaa. But since it was germany what were they going to do

>went home in the middle of november
>driving my moms minivan around
>cd 2 in my 6cd changer is still my old CD from 2009, featuring we the kings, linkin park, boys like girls, etc

jesus that was a trip

Fucking tube tvs vcrs crt monitors i miss all of it everything now is just so ubsubtantial flimsy junk furniture sucks computers are worthless because theyre glorified game consoles now since the internet is so neutered tv sucks music sucks people suck

Cars suck only highlightin the 2000s in america is seeing weed become legal like i wouldve thought that was ever possible

I was visiting my grandma recently and she just give stuff away now because she's old and possibly senile. She had this mint Sharp TV in her spare bedroom, said no one ever uses it now so I can have it.

Thanks granny. Gonna hook my Sega Genesis up to it, drink a 6 pack and play Sonic 2 from start to finish this weekend.

Theyre awesome i still have one good thing no one wants to steal them theyre so heavy and criminals are basically soyboys now. We used to have hardworking criminals back in the day the ones that had respect enough to steal your shit when you werent home because shit was actually heavy from being good constructed shit

>get sexy GF/waifu
>don't breed her
what are you fucking gay

Yeah, electronics are so cheap now the only real market for stolen goods like that are laptops. And they're only good when they're sold overseas, too easy to track them here.

>90% of the laptops in the Arab world were once owned by suburban white kids

>has physical buttons for climate control going up BOTH sides of the console, along with physical slider knobs for fan speed
>still has a Climate tab on the touch screen
>compass direction on map is stuck down and off-center in the icon bar instead of anywhere at all ON THE MAP ITSELF

Disposable by design macs with batteries you cant replace what good is it if its aluminum and 2 fucking grand if i cant replace the battery everything else is just shit besides some business grade laptops.

The new Ram is a sad clown

rofl

>trucks
>real man
>real work
>real jobs
>real fun

Get a real car faggot

That's fucking cool. Upload Jeppesen maps on it

>get sexy GF/waifu
>spend next 18 years changing diapers, schoolmeeetings, birthdays, sportactivities on weekends etc for some roastie/brad kid

What can you do user? Travel overseas? Sure forego kids, take roadtrips every year? Sure forego kids. If you cant whats going to happen when youre both old?