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Gay are the devils handymen.

Yamaha

Just a quick question: Have you ever gotten the absolute dogshit beaten out of you? I mean where you are pissing blood and bleeding all over and broken bones and crying like a little bitch? Ever experience anything like that?

no, pedos are the devils

Nope. Most people just talk shit for reactions.
True.

gays and pedos are the same thing

>Nope. Most people just talk shit for reactions.

I mean where you legitimately are getting stomped on so viciously that you start to not worry about winning the fight, but right before you lose consciousness you start to have a very real fear of getting killed because the people smashing you to pieces aren't stopping and the fight was really over about 45seconds ago...anything like that? Never huh?

>implying humans are worth more than their genitals
Wew

sounds like you piss off a lot of people, maybe try not being a smart arse

Gays have the capability to choose to be with someone like minded. Pedos pray on the weak and defensless.

holy shit this is so edgy

Is that your fetish user? Because no, im actually a likeable person desu.

I would split you in half
In a good way

I have been jumped many many times, mostly due to my size. People rarely want to fight me one on one. Kinda sucks desu. It starts to change your outlook on life and people after a while of that kind of life. Lack of respect is a huge thing in certain circles. Respect can make or break a person literally.

Do you wear dresses in public? And show guys your ass? Maybe go into a bar that isn't specifically a gay bar and try it? Would you/do you do that?

Thats pretty gay and im still not cute lmao.

I bet your boicunt feels great though

No child molesters do that.

Anyone please post bikes.

Oh my bad. Ok, gays are unatural and pedos are insecure, hows that?

bikes are fun

The best fun.

everybody loves them

Why do gays like dirtbikes so much?

Ill hit you with old webms.

The dirt reminds them of the shit on their penis

I fucking laughed.

motocross gear
its a fetish thing

Shoot. I love me some good borings.

Yah I was known for that.

...

need to post this before that asshole posts it and that way he cant post it then.

the person that posts this pic...
i fucking hate you.

Have you two had sex yet or what?

damn the cazador beat me to it.
i just told him on discord about posting the pic and he beat me to it.

i run a kersoene channel on discord.

fuck you in the ass with some homosexuals shit and let you go.

now fuck off wanker

Can't there be a normal indonesian on Veeky Forums for once

>DBT discord
Wow that seems scary.

Lol, guess you do have feelings other than from a prostate.

I aint got time for that shit. Im a busy man, because time is money. Cashing checks, mango snapple necks.

Stop posting this piece of shit tomos.

user you are starting to really wind me up anymore of your fucking shit again and you will be banned.

Just mad your bike isnt beer sponsored.

Surprised you're not on it with the way you post.

I've got a small bike with a conventional (non o-ring) chain now: what am I supposed to do to care for it?

Taking it off is a massive PITA because the bike also has drums.

what DBT discord never knew it had one.

i personally know THE CAZADOR you cunt.
his uncle works with me in the Logging business.

and THE CAZADOR is a member of my discord Channel Kerosene channel.
i would put a invite but id attract shit to the channel so i will pass.

>Yfw you realize you're only funny to yourselves

Im here when theirs nothing to do. Now worth participating in a chat group of cancer.
?????

i have just about had it with your racisim you do realise if i reported you to our authorities you can be deported back to indonesia and face trial with 25 years prison term so just back off with your gay homophobia shit

Ar' yu da queen?

oh do you have cancer from using your cell phone all day...dont fucking get on here whining about your cancer and other shit you take that elsewhere.

get another shitbike
or rent a lambo for a weekend?

IF your from india wouldn't you being in the channel be the poo in the loo?

Did you sell a KLX250/300 for a CRF250 lmao

Why is that a bad trade?

sold the klx 300r, got the cbr 250 and sold it, rode the 500 excf and sold it. Now I am on to the crf rally. The klx 300 was a great bike just didnt like the shifting and throttle even when i changed out carbs and throttles. Also the carb going up the mountain was a bitch.

The CRF is heavier, slower, less suspension travel, arguably less reliable [CRF butter valves]. Oh and more expensive.

We'll see the KLX is a good bike, the CRF250 is a turd on wheels.

>Sold a 500 EXC for a CRF250
Oh lord you cannot make this up.

Neither is yours, that's definitely not your bike.

Some people are funny.
>Changing rear knobblies on XR400
>Comes of super easy
>'wat'
>2lbs of aluminium oxide spray all over my garage floor

Son of a bitch. Good thing I'd just spent 2k on wheels, tyres and a driveshaft for my miata, then.

ITs only 2in slower senpai.
It was made to be a supermoto and my dad sold the dirt wheels before I got it. I wasnt about to raise the suspension back up and drop money on ktm rims. I also liked the 350 excf if they were a bit more lets say easier to maintain. But I love the rally so far it is heavy and slow on the road. But shes mine and she makes me happy.

The wheel asplode?

Heres a question anons. I am interested in getting into motorcycles looking to restore an old bike and my area seems to be filled with CB 750s, which is one of my favorite bikes, but have been interested in getting a bike in the style of the old Enfields used in the World Wars, would it be viable to modify a CB frame into that style or would I be better off finding off another frame to work on for that?

i wanna get a gixxer 600 (750 if theres a good deal around) ,i damn love the look of the bike it would be k6-k9 model is there anything gixxer specific i should be looking for while inspecting the bike?besides the basic every bike checks ,i cant ride it hard (yet) since im coming from a lower cc bike and i got no bike friends ,how do i go around that?i wouldnt imagine it will show its true colours with my current experience ...i really will marry this bike so i want it to be fine

You'd be better off buying an Enfield. They're massive piles but they're pretty much unchanged since then.

its indonesia you stupid dumb fucking cunt, you are proof mankind is getting dumber.

if i were you id get the fuck out of here real fucking quick.

Ask the owner if they can do a wheelie

if they can. don't buy it. It's been oil starved.

>dumb poogook thinks he’s relevant or even of note
Haha

You dumb?

>dumb no friend poorfag poo in the loo browses dbt and everybody hates him

are you the new EF?

dont worry, not everyone hates you
I find your weird truck posting charming

Fuck off nigger lover

People should just meme in silence like I do.

Mang u still no gf?

santabarbara.craigslist.org/mcy/d/crf500af-plated/6409971698.html

I am more erect than this things torque curve

N-nno

Good to know, I just got me a 19yo qt and didn't lift a finger. Feels good.

I don`t care, I don`t feel anything.

SA pls you need a qt

No, I don`t. I only work with Kaffirs.
Please send help.

Enfields are damn cheap, since nobody wants them
Why don't you get something cheap and reliable to learn and then make it into something more fitting of your riding style?
Frame modifications imare straight up cancer, my dude
Avoid like the plague

Have you ever had segs with a qt?

>Favorite bike
>Never has ridden one

Ayy lmao!

WHY DO YOU HURT ME?
youtube.com/watch?v=iOlA_Ule_8Y&ab_channel=AkashPulikotil

Just want to help

is there a gixxer that hasnt been wheelied?...

Can you wheelie a 150 poo bike?

yes im an expert at chinkshit

user you can wheelie anything if you're willing to shatter a few transmissions.

you can wheelie anything but wheelies on a no power bike suck dick really BUT they do teach you damn good technique

how can i tell if my yoshi can is real?
it came with my baiku
it's loud as fuck
i want to sell
it has the plate and also has yoshimura embossed on the top of it
pleas advice

Look for some sort of serial or production number.

>want hand guards
>handlebars are solid or at least have a solid end
>do I buy some sick new bars
>or try to drill holes in the old ones

HAHA NEIGSCHAUT LOL

Just buy new bars

just buy hand guards that don't require you to fuck with the bars?
what am I reading

New handlebars will be cheaper than new hand guards, unless you have some really cheap shitty hand guards

not cheap at all
new handlebars would still be more expensive
what are you on about?

We're talking about wrap around hand guards that actually bolt into the end of the handlebar.

those barkbusters are like $120, Cycra pro-bends are $110, HDB hand guards are $150. A new protaper bar is like $60