/sthg/ - Sonic the Hedgehog General

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Liking a Sonic game that they don't like.

Not liking a game they like.

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Poor bait.

Might as well go ahead and lick his nipples, fuckboi.

We've only seen one wisp for the OC, I think. We don't know what happens with the rest.

Realistically and not memeing? Telling them that the side-content they like doesn't matter or contribute in any way in the grand scheme of things for the franchise.

There are many kinds of Sonic Fans so there are many ways for you to piss them off, here are a few ways I know how.

>Say Heroes is better then the Adventure Games
>Say good thing about 06
>Say Sonic Boom was good
>Say that the Classic Games are shit
>Liking Mario alongside Sonic
>Anything to do with the voice actors seems a good what to anger them.
>Not liking Bump or Sage
>Posting Game Grumps stuff here
>Liking Amy Rose for some reason gets their goats
>Saying anything that will make them think you're an SJW, if actually say you're an SJW they will just ignore you then
>And finally saying that Sonic Team reusing Green Hill isn't getting old.

There's a lot more but does are the ones that seen to do the trick.

here you go knuckles
gimp is great isn't it?

Swapdoodle user again

decided to take two requests from the ones I got. Here's #1

My fucking sides. Thank you.

Best robot!

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He actually di-
>it's shit
It was too good to be true.

i was guessing by the way i dont actuly know nippon

And here's #2. Sorry I didn't color the pants, ran out of colors to use on my palette

Your Mii is mesmerized by Metal

i told you to commision someone from /a/

youtube.com/watch?v=wYdcN4OoSXM
>HIS NAME WAS BUDDY!

I will do it /sthg/. Try and stop me.

best boy!! than you user! he looks adorable!

Nice job, user.

Don't microwave it, use an oven.

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This count?

>shadow doing a chamber check
hope he's got rings

Yeah, that's fine. But expect heartburn if you get it at all normally.

Didn't someone say that Sonic Colo(u)rs suppose to be made in mind for Mario fans and kids?

Because that's kind of funny your friend said that.

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i hope you enjoy then user

haha, cute, I like this one a lot

The fact that this happened still surprises me.

I hope so too. I only got them for Sonic. Maybe I should finally get off my ass and make a chili dog.

W-why would Totino's give me heartburn?

Are you swinging the camera around before you take a shot or something?

w-wait
are those actual sonic comics he's trying to sell or display/advertise his booth with

Trades that contain his work, yes.

Yes.

I'm not sure if she looks way too young or way too old.

There's so many different Sonic fans we don't all get triggered by the same things.

For normie fans:
>Say you fap to Sonic porn
>Say you like Amy
>Say you like 06
>Say you like Boom
>Say you like Lost World
>Say Sally is a garbage character

For comicfags:
>Say the Freedom Fighters shouldn't exist
>Say Penders was the best writer
>Call the comic-exclusives "shitty OCs"
>Say the comics shouldn't have a serious plot

For boostfags:
>Call their gameplay "boost to win" or "racecar"
>Say Forces is gonna suck
>Call Generations bad

For classicucks:
>Call Mania a glorified romhack
>Say Sonic was never good
>Accuse S3&K of having bad game design
>Say Sonic CD is garbage

For Adventureautists:
>Call Adventure 1 and 2 bad
>Tell them that 06 was Adventure 3
>Remind them that Adventure gameplay probably won't be touched again

For Sparky:
>Compare him to Chris-Chan
>????

youtu.be/lhEdlptMANs

Even if they contain his work, that doesn't make sense to me since he only got his characters/storyline copyright shit. Prominently displaying SONIC COMICS is kind of a misnomer as to what he's got.

Then again, he thinks K'nux is a perfectly fine substitute for Knuckles, so I don't even know anymore.

All of them? You fucking better.

Of course, that's the hook.

bweebweebweebwee

I will user, but it's not much.

Hey /sthg/

Hello

>tfw everyfag so all of that rustles my jimmes
Being a Sonic fan in general is triggering

>or else

Might have taken too long to pull em out.

Nice general

Is sparky /our guy/?

thanks

so allegedly review copies for Sonic Mania are out and about
if true, man the spoiler bunkers

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Not a single one of these triggers me.

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I can't look at pizza rolls or hot pockets again without thinking of those videos where people inject ticks with peroxide and their insides bubble out exactly like an overcooked pizza roll

I bit one, burnt myself, spilled the insides on the floor and my shirt, then it another one and spilled some more on the floor.

Hot pockets tasted better than this/10

Why the fuck would you put a hedgehog on sushi what the fuck japan you're crossing a line here

Freedom Planet is what a Sonic game should be.

Take a bite and you'll regret it bad.

have you tried puting it all in your mouth at once

Man, isn't it funny how they look like pimples?

How do you think I burnt myself

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my nigga you're supposed to let it cool off holy shit

SONIC X REPLAY ON NOW!

>5 pages of Captcha
Fucking hell

>Putting yourself through that twice in one day
God bless.

I actually burnt my tongue on a pizza roll back on Thursday, and still feel it very, very slightly. Guess that's what happens when I underestimate how hot they get after not eating them for several months.

That's guaranteed to trigger someone.

I did.

Okay to further elaborate I tried taking individual bites and every single time the insides keep falling out.

Shut up Tails you fucking orphan freak

L-link user?

I drank hot chocolate once and burnt my tounge. Felt it for a couple of days.

>Okay to further elaborate I tried taking individual bites and every single time the insides keep falling out.
nigga you put it all in your mouth so the insides stay inside your mouth

I did that a few times and it worked, but I finally got it to not fall out after taking a bite

Nice

Sonic Heroes is the best Sonic game

jk

No

I need all the gay you have.

All of it.

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do we have a borru for lewd sonic stuff yet?

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You mean like the one that's literally linked in the OP?

Nah, not yet.

Why doesn't Shadow kill himself? He'd get to be with Maria again.

youtube.com/watch?v=BmW7fbt8NkY

Not the exact vid I was looking for but you get the idea

Try this.

i mean for lewd and lewd only, like e621 but only for sonic

What is this, a gay walrus for ants?

reminder