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When do the GOOD teams play?

thats the fun of it

Matumbaman is going to win a TI

If this post ends in a 5, OG gets knocked out in their very first game

hehe I like playing dota xd

Reminder that anime makes you better at dota

Singsing waiting room

>play dota for a few matches like 14 hours ago
>arm starts hurting
>sleep
>arm still hurts
is dota killing me?

better hope its not your left arm

FUCKING

TEMPES DOUBLE HITS BIRD EGG?

DOTARDS?

sue valve

rolling for me

1-2 = OG gets BTFO'd by INF
3-4 = C9 goes through their time in LB and at least eliminates Secret before checking out by another team
5-6 = OG goes through the Lower Bracket and reaches grand final against EG
7-8 = EG falls to LB and loses to C9
9 = EG vs Liquid finals
0 = CN vs CN finals
dubs = Pinoys take it all

NICE

If 0 final is lgd vs lfy

...

...

>join game
>3 stack starts screaming at you over mic for not buying all the wards and courier even though they picked all roles except offlane
>immediately have to mute them all
feels fucking bad man.
Worse is that I pretty much won the game for them, and worse than that is I know me reporting them won't make a difference. I would just feed down mid but then I'd get reported by them all and go to LP.

SOLO QUEUE WHEN

u stupid
?

go timado go eg

8h till games
7h till Gaben in flip flops (opening ceremony)

>tfw i've played against timado and benjaz in a normal match
>tfw i like them now

hey lebbitards!

r8

>Pinoys won't win shit
rollin

I'm just waiting for the C9/Og/DC/Secret bo1 hunger games and the shitshow that will follow

when will ledditor collectively kill themselves?

Give them all your support to get rid of OG.

Close but this will be the result t. insider

>Secret getting past glorious pinoy

>TFW you realised you are not falseflagging but actually trueflagging as an Aussie

are you glad you waited

If liquid wins TI i'm never posting on d2g again

I'd love a "lose and then fight again in the finals to win" story but I'm not feeling it.

>90% of /d2g/ is gone

If Liquid wins TI I'm reminding d2g every day until TI8 that Matumbagod is a TI winner.

pretty good, but I dont see Secret doing that well

>warn d2g about honeypots for literally years
>people still surprised OG choked into LB

>falling for the honeypot groupstages

>Kuroky the garbage man will win a TI in your lifetime

>script
>3-1 finals
I'd expect a script to be more exciting.

Europe?

...

Can't make it too obvious.

Where is the geographic midpoint of Finland, Jordan, Bulgaria, Lebanon and Iran?

Estonia

at your mom's house ayOO

What are some popular heroes you can't get into no matter what you do? For me it's pic related.

Anybody have the Breklin teleport silhouette show up for them when playing one of the three spirit brothers? I had this happen to me a few days ago.

Buy the trove carafe axes. They're larger and have different colours for melee and range basically making it easier to play him.

finals will be tnc vs LFY

Liquid will win TI

youtube.com/watch?v=v76SS1q2E0U

1:45, JerAx confirmed Wyvern poster

Ricing carries like Am, morph and dusa

I die way too much early and I don't understand his late game positioning.

What hero is the most braindead? I want to play with one hand

AM.
Literally farm all game and then a click on ground for rampage.

Leave (((OG))) to me.

>if invoker was a girl i would choose...him

hmmmmm

>still no good diaper dota 2 art
why

Spirit Breaker

>Mfw the butthurt when OG wins TI

Anti-mage is for sure the most frustrating carry to ape up. Literally anyone can fuck your shit up in the first quarter of the game.

red pill me on pl guys

i want to learn the hero

How much could one stand to win if they bet everything on Excrement to win TI? What would you say the odds are?

>thirdie reads this post, picks SB and repeatedly dives into 5 enemies while pinging them
>"why no go? gg stupid team"

You can literally do that every game and still end up with a 50%+ winrate on that hero up to like 4k5 mmr.

Wraith King, he literally has ONE clickable ability.

Wraith King?

>main event has already started
>battlepass items STILL not complete
CHRIST valve

Newbee v Evil Geniuses

who wins?

whats people's playercards for day 5?

t. new to the pro scene, got 1.6k points last week

>attack whoever
>if they die, gg
>if they fight back effectively, doppleganger and back to jungle for 10-15 mins

Rinse repeat.

gaben

Few hours left doturds

Why does CM have a penis for a mouth?

ahaha remember this

Is she fapping?

7 decides the hero i'm going to autistically main

invoker

Guys, Mind_Control's mother got kidnapped by the Bulgarian Mafia. She is being held hostage at a private bay owned by a local drug lord in his hometown of Varna, Bulgaria, a place where even the local police are afraid of going to.

They want a ransom of 1,000,000 BGN (around 600K USD) in exchange for her returning safely home.

Please root for Liquid to get at least second place, so that Ivan can pay off the ransom and see his mother again.

chen lol

Meepo

From now on, you're maining Meepo

necrophos with sullen hallow and harvest

do you think the King of Jordan will honor Miracle's achievement and make a national Miracle- praise day? (coinciding with the national Feero denigration day)

Kaka boboka crit and kky
Offlane it depends if ig can take 3games
Univ is a safe pick hoping kpii dont play naga

Sumail miracle sccc

Io

broodmother

The best girl in the game Pugna

Techies.

bloodseekre

Crystal Maiden

is aghs a meme

yes he does no fucking damage but with it you get teamfight presence and late game you are on par with tb and spec

cm

yeah im not maining that

5 decides what i main instead

winner

Chen

Fuck you. Obey the winrar

Fuck you that's not how it's played.

nice