Why haven't you purchased a Corvette™ yet Veeky Forums?

Why haven't you purchased a Corvette™ yet Veeky Forums?

>3x more warranty than any other supercar
>Faster than GT-R for half price
>Pulls more G's than a million dollar Porsche 918
>More LeMans wins than Ford GT
>Looks as good or better than [insert latest model] Ferrari, Porsche, Aston Martin
>Delicious FI variably timed V8 power
>Honda-Civic-tier 37 MPG
>Dat sweet exhaust note perfection
>triggers libtards n soybois
>Starts at only $50k

By far the best performance value in automotive history ever .

I'd love to own one but my cuck gubment has co2 taxes e.g. mustang GT is 120k+

it's high on my list desu...i don't get the redneck comparisons but i'm not a burger.

>Dat sweet exhaust note perfection
Sounds like 1960's the corvette is an unoriginal car nothing is special about it.

but muh """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""free""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""' healthcare

Fuck the healthcare system lmao, that 85%+ tax burden needs to go.

Not electric.

Because I have absolutely humiliated one in my RX-8 in the twisties and I don't feel like spending 5-10 times as much for being worse in the corners in exchange for power. Plus, sub 9k rev limiters are for losers anyways.

Spotted the soy

yeah but it looks baller while the rx-8 looks like shit

I did the same in my FD but I kept up on the straights loool

can't afford one, bought a hayabusa instead

>faster
>more enjoyable
>cheaper

Because i like dohc and flat plane cranks.

Damn right.

slower than a camaro

This is why i don't necessarily want free healthcare in America. it'd be alright if this country was mostly white but with all the latin american tostitos niggers immigrating here i don't ever want to pay more for them to live any longer than they have to. Europe is fine as its mostly whtie anyway (though with all the refugees one would wonder for how much longer?)

Best looking modern car ever.

isn't germany completely overrun at this point?

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

very true on the flip side I won't be driving a Camaro

eh. murican cars chost a fortune here

Not even the best looking japanese car.

>that thing
>japanese

>AWD
>Turbo
>VTEC
>Fuel efficient
Sounds very japanese, Is a samurai not a samurai if he's born in another country but trained by traditional ethnic samurai?

>trained by traditional ethnic samurai?
It's designed by a blonde bimbo and built in the rust belt

Honda is a Japanese company and its employees are trained to design and build cars to Honda's specifications regardless of where they are.
>See: British built Civic Type R

i'd rather it's built by riceniggers and not ACTUAL niggers

Then i assume You don't drive accords built after the 1970s, Civics built after the mid 80s and corrolas built after the 70s and so on.

this is correct

Its cheap for a good reason, its cheaply made in comparison to ANY supercar, it feels cheap even for an European hatchback.
The whole body looks like its made of plastic and the interior actually is.
The engine is powerfull but is dull, its not turbocharged or a rev happy NA, its just a powerful truck engine. even the car mentioned by has an engine that is special, a different design from your average truck, and it makes it feel more special. Its not always about power and benchracing.
Its an awsome value and i love the fact that you can still have it with a manual, but its still too expensive for me to buy it now, and too dull for me to aspire to get it in the future.

Or fly on any planes built by Boeing who could hire potential blacks.

some collateral damage you just can't avoid

>tostito niggers

Latinas are qt user(im technically a spic btw)

2016 corvette - here to answer questions.

Nice car and color.

>reads comment
>has to do a double take to make sure I am still on Veeky Forums
>confirmed
>realize someone said something nice to me
>quick, be cool

Ahhh thank you user :3

You're welcome. :)

old man car

only old men drive those

plus american piece of shit lol

Where is your's OP? You're using a stock image.

So did you just ding that Bimmer's door?

No, there is just a very small gap. Not touching, but very close.

Car is too low
I live in a country with shitty-ish streets.
Saw a beautiful brand new Corvette driving the other day and suddenly BAM, the belly of the car hits the road.
Hurt so much.
I'll stick with sports cars that are a bit higher.

This is very true. Even a regular tennis shoe wouldn't safely pass under the c7 corvettes.

read a book nigger