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Kawasaki a best

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Should I replace this tire?

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Thoughts? L platers are not supposed to filter, so it's annoying when they half arse it

You can't be more right except Suzushit is shit and better by a CB500.

Nah, miles away from the wear marker. Those tires last ages so you might get 1000 miles or more out of it.

>expect this shit place is filled to the brim with WR125s
keep talking shit and imma smack u nigga

Seller agrees to 3500 euromonies, down from 4000.

Waiting for more pics senpai, hyped.
Previous owner was a collector, but got old, it hasn't been ridden since 97', but engine works great according to seller, but it an oil/tire change could be a good idea.

Way overpriced.

Fuck yes, Guzzi edition.

I’m still having a bitchfit about whether the V7 Special in blue looks better than the Racer.
>inb4 unappreciative hipster worried about his aesthetic

Also, why would it chirp at midrange throttle on and anywhere throttle off? It has this weird, relatively unobtrusive chirping sound to it that I know has to do with the intake, but I’m wondering what I can do to mitigate it.

>I’m wondering what I can do to mitigate it.
sell the shitbike and get a real bike meant to be ridden

What the fuck
Here in Europe you'd be lucky to sell a mint one for 2k

shaft whine

>the same ur mom does when she doesnt get my shaft haha

kys wr

Finally mounted a camera on the side of my helmet. Expect some shitty, boring webms soon.

wow fuck you i was just helping

i am ready

Whew I guessed right
Don't kys honestly, come to SEM

can't

wow kys

Swedish price
And it's all stock/near mint
The police equipment adds to the price

They go for around $4000 on autoscout.
Average price in Sweden for even half finished Cafe projects is $3000.
Pristine condition in my domestic market is $6000+
All in all this is a good deal for a Norwegian

ty wr now I know it’s something I can’t fix which only mildly makes my autism flare up

some day my dude but
>can't kill whats already dead
THEN YOU SLOWLY RECALL ALL YOUR MIND
WHY, YOUR SOUL'S GONE COLD, AND ALL HOPE HAS RUN DRY
DEAD INSIDE
NEVER ENOUGH TO FORGET THAT YOU'RE ONE OF THE LONELY
SLOWLY RECALL ALL YOUR MIND

also it's a pussy move to go out alone

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That's definitely annoying. The fact that he's not filtering but in the position to blocking everybody else is a total dick move.

I hope this is a good thread.

Those are awfully high hopes for off season dbt

Cute lil bee

I try to be an optimist.

Try being the operative word.

The rubber looks a bit hardened inside the grooves, how old is that tire?

What's the date on the side of the tyre?

do i need different oil when ridin in snow and cold? i always keep my air cooled bike inside at work and home so i only RIDE it in cold i never start it in cold

What are you gonna do, throw soda?
My father has always said we will go to any country that would take if it gets really bad. There are very few, if any, countries that would take us. Most will just ignore this hard fact, many countries supported Mandela and his new dream. As for jobs, it depends on your skills. There are very few jobs for unskilled whites here. It is making a poor class of whites. White youth unemployment is 25%, theses are the highest educated group of youth in the country. You would find easy work, but it is here. Thats the worst part, there are not enough jobs for everyone but the will slowly push us out of what is left. It is very hard to get into any kind of governmental work as a white. If you are experienced in the Army you could find work as private security here, to be honest I wouldn`t waste the effort. The main porblem is that not all whites suffer so they will hide the fact of what is really happening here. It isn`t that I will be killed tomorrow for being white but I won`t get into the Police or Army. Jobs get harder to come by, it is a slow death.

>throw soda?
i will
uh
report you to the authorities

hah take that man

Probably not, how cold?

-5c to -10c max

Your manual should say what oil to use in what temperature

doesnt tho because its A) literally in chinese and B) just a sheet of paper describing what the valve clearance/oil type is, nothing bout cold

thesun.co.uk/news/4137105/ricky-hayden-killer-guilty-machete-death-celebrity-bodyguard/

A VIP bodyguard got stabbed to death by chavs outside his own home trying to protect his brothers scooter and the 20yo murderer only got 14 years, even though he had 25 convictions. I was seething with rage when I read this story.
Reading this shit about London gives me PTSD flashbacks of my monster getting stolen while it was parked outside my friend's house.
Good luck, user. You're going to need it.

Opinions on the Honda CB250, CB500, Suzuki GN250 all pre 1990 for a first bike? Plan is to strip and cafe race once I get my unristricted and keep it as a weekender

A) pearl B) harbor

*honda cmx/rebel

All really boring a shitty bikes, but easy to work on and super cheap
You can easily find an old 250 for under $500

Mmm I want to use it as a commuter so the idea of cheap and easily fixed is very attractive

what, bike you filthy nigger? we can't help you if we don't know what you ride.

that being said, it's probably pic related anyway

engine swapped to 1p52fmi-k

go /scoot/ somewhere else

it's getting warmer again
should I remove the wind shield from my naked already?

hey man i just dont wanna ride my 600cc in the snow because dropping it would probably damage something

>mfw police can't chase thieves
fucking lel

what's the story behind the aprilia shiver having both gears and a chain for the cams?

Is there literally no one left saving on Anglo Island?

Anglo land is still nice outside of the cities.

bongs deserve it.

very rude

Gott strafe England!

Why?

Why wouldn't you want more reliability out of an Italian bike?

They're all horrendously slow.

CB500 isn't too bad, the rest are though.

you're effete arseholes who live in an Orwellian nanny state in which gang rapists and terrorists take precedence over your own children.
I am sickened and disgusted by all of you western euro and scandi trash.

but goverments spy their own citizens everywhere, europe is ravaged by muslims and usa is ravaged by nignogs "protesting"

>London is an entire country

Well okay then.

Did someone say
L O N D O N
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L O N D O N
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I've read they'll be allowed to give pursuit starting this year. Only a select few of them will be considered suited to chase down criminals.
However, I don't think any of this will help. All previous government 'crackdowns' were jokes.
I always tip the delivery guy extra because the man is risking his health delivering pizza.

how to get qt motorcycle enthusiast gf?

what model is this kawasaki

>find girl
>ask if she wants to come on bike
>repeat until one says yes
>don't be autistic about it

A VERY heavily customised Z750 or something similar.

>riding without a helmet like some fucking poo-in-loo

That's a lot.
That much for an old Police bike that hasn't run in 20 years?
Prepare to open up that entire bike and engine.

Also, those side cases need a new paint job if you don't like rust.

A z1

>Police bike
Surefire way to get a mistreated, unserviced piece of shit

Depends on the country, in the UK at least they really look after their bikes.

didn't one of you niggers have a 90s honda shadow? how was it?

>see police bike parked
>its a zzr1400
>look bit closer
>those niggers just bolted and riveted stuff into fairings, also it looked like they used dremel to just cut off huge chunks off fairings and plastics
hey, whatever works but it looks ugly as hell and made my heart cry a little

Jesus. Ours are usually BMWs, Yamaha FJRs or Honda VFR1200Fs.

A bunch of people here do

>honda shadow
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

should i be on the bike or not when i ask her?

both

Like half on half off.

they started getting zzr1400 for the cops here because ppl with sport bikes would run away, cud be tuned too but dont know about that

can i get a diagram please?
i think i am too autistic to handle this actually, nevermind.

There's at least one unmarked ZZR1400 in my area. All black but all police bikes have panniers so they're quite easy to spot if you know what to look for. I see any bike with panniers approaching in my mirror and I behave until I can establish whether it's an unmarked or not.

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Like this.

>DISCLAIMER: No motorcycle can hide, nor compensate for a lack of social and conversational skills, nor can it mask or cure your autism.

i-im actually normal if you get to know me

>No motorcycle can hide, nor compensate for a lack of social and conversational skills, nor can it mask or cure your autism.
wrong
webm related, true alpha male right here.

You and me both user, I've already shot down two girls without realizing it

I highly doubt that but that's okay.

Guy in the picture is asking a guy out, not a girl.

iktf

I apparently always have girls lusting for me, never noticed it.

>what do these signs mean??

Most girls would dig the metrosexual look to be honest.

no you don't understand
he pointed me that direction because R6 guy went literally through these signs
and then he said pls no

Metro yes, gay no.

He gay.

>jealousy at the handsome man

R6 is Chad, WR is virgin

That way is only for fast bikes, you go with the cars. Also:
>WRanon actually here
Ayyyy, how horrible is your life nowadays?