/ss13g/ - Space Hippy Station 13

>Spawn as tater paramedic, mission to steal ablative vest
>Steal it easy peasy with the suit, agent ID and DNA injector for a cool, fresh assistant identity.
>Fool around a bit, turns out Frank is doing some kind of knight thing
>Opt for it, but fail at the last challenge
>In my fury weld Jean and Frank together in a room and purchase an explosive gum, I'll get them when they try to unweld the door a-
>Accidentally gib myself with it
>They unweld and just find gibs, leave slightly bewildered.

Even in victory I find a way to fail.

Both the MoMMI and the one who broke it

Because cluster intentionally broke it, said soon(tm) on fixing it

It's almost like if a Mommi sets up the singularity and an antag antagonizes it should be banned too

youtube.com/watch?v=GeZZr_p6vB8

Assuming that you're not shitposting, we always had flavor text. It was just readded.

People who had flavor text before will have their exact same flavor text back, which is interesting.

>Be coder
>Be power tripping faggot
>Decide I don't like all the cripples in spess
>Code nerf for them
>Every coder who doesn't play the game agrees with PR and it's immediately merged
>Threadfags salty that they don't code instead of playing the game

>Jean and Frank together

Would their child be the ultimate sec officer?

First person to respond to this post with something not ERP gets to decide my flavor text.

Frank and Zim, I failed you both. Forgive me.

MoMMIs did nothing wrong, always blame carbons.
t. definitely not MoMMI

>Coders never play the game, and don't know whats needed
>Players know whats needed, but never code.

Dis is some deep shit mang.

STAY OUT OF MY CLOSET MOM!

One is in enginering, one is in the Bar, you know the place everyone has access too. I dont fucking set up a singulairty in arrivals do I?

to be fair, setting it up in containment? fine. setting it up in a public area where you can easily fuck it up? maybe not fine

"If you have read this, I am valid for killing."

>Busy looking at my borgs fighting it off with mecha hitler
>I'm suddenly accused of being rogue and a billion atmos alerts flood my screen
>Know immediately what happened
>Can't do anything while the whole station bacons, there's bodies stuck in the bar door so I can't close it, people keep opening it trying to fight the million degrees fire

>I also have purple eyes and scars across both my eyes which are form a battle with my dad also i have his two huge swords on my back that he gave to me when i killed him and a big gun on my hip no wait two guns they belonged to a fire god who is also my stepdad and also

>Both people applying for the last chair on the knight order were syndicates
>The one hosting it was also a syndicate
Fucking kek what are the chances.

>promoting race mixing
grey and gutter together

Would their child be the ultimate shitter?

The mommis typed out emotes that weren't grammatically correct, that's pretty wrong.

An airlock is such laughable protection not to mention you can just firesuit coffee EVA and cut it too

"You can tell from this man's walk that he's a hard working man and familiar with the 9-5 at an oil refinery"

Jean already has a boyfriend/husband, though.

I'm not sure if you're joking or just don't know when to call it quits.

>all this shitters defending the MoMMIs because "muh cute crabs xDD"
They should get a perma

I'm more confused on how you think the sing is protected

Danger. Very Robust.

yeah, me.

>Dedicated to hunting down HoP's killer
>Ignore shit virus
>Ignore shit xenos

It was a mommi that brought that station down. NT must stop allowing MoMMis from being made from lead overdose space goodwill employee donors.

>waaah an antagonist antagonized, ban the guys who got their engine ruined since I can't cry to the admins to ban the antag!

An ambiguous brown is the future of the human race. That is an inevitability. By 2560, we should all canonically be somewhere in the 50-70 range on the skin color scale.

I was going to set my flavor text to this since I said first person to respond and don't know why other people are continuing to even though you already won but when I went to the "New Player Options" just came up.

>mixing all the colours together
you dun goofed

>not mixing all the colours together

your theory is not only geographically impossible, it's also very shortsighted.

>it's also very shortsighted
How so?
Also, this isn't really the place for seriously discussing muh racemixans kill the niggers fuck leftists.

Not the flavour text which I can't bring up right now but:
6ft, undetermined bit of malamute mixed in for bigness, grey and white, brown eyes, muscular but VERY soft and furry, to the point his strength is not noticeable aside from looking big. Puffy mane-like head of grey hair/fur. Dog head, long tongue which sees a lot of use, ears flick too, muzzle is very much for nuzzles. Hands and feet furred along the top like the rest of his skin, feet are like pawpads, hands a bit more soft, all terminating in doglike claws. Fluffy curled tail which often wags when happy or excited.
Sex addict, serial rapist, people pleaser, one boyfriend, two female doge mates impregnated, a few slaves/pets/bitches calling him master, many one night stands, in no way having a harem, but fond of seducing as many as possible at the same time.
Sadist, dom, but also switch, exhibitionist, voyeur, bisexual but mostly straight.
Generally just a lewd dog that will fuck anything that walks, hit on anything with two XX chromosomes at least once. Takes nothing seriously, bitches over comms, false alarms as often as valid calls. Gentle and protective within reason when it's asked, just a silly cuddly goofball for some, with a feral and violent side as well. True to the breed, takes work seriously, most of the time, very blue collar as primarily an engineer, but a poor and easily distracted traitor.

norms change over time. Science will show that it is better to have more than one kind of breed.

>(((Science))) will (((show)))

>takes nothing seriously
>takes work seriously
really makes you think

You're arguing what's best versus what will happen.
Yes, it is best to keep nig and white seperate. But that's not going to happen unless you massively change the way that Western values and culture are going. Racemixing is an accepted thing among normies nowadays, the opinions of scientists or autists on tiny imageboards doesn't matter to them.
People here keep making the mistake of thinking that common opinions on Veeky Forums are common opinions that the rest of society has, and forget that even the 'normies' here are still social and political outcasts by most people's standards.

The overton window is slowly changing, and so will norms over time.
Geographically there will never be only one race.

we really need an emergency /pol/ leakage button when this shit happens

shutup tranny

*takes nothing too seriously
*works hard
Is what I should have written.

fuck off

Reminder that /pol/ has been hated since the days of it being /new/.
Reminder that /pol/ is 95% reddit, 5% quislings now.
Reminder that we need to build a wall and keep the boat peo/pol/ in their containment board.

fuck off tranny

reminder that everyone using the same name, Veeky Forums is not just you.

>no one mentioned anyone transgender
>"fuck off tranny"
Something-something, rhymes with ejecting.

Speak english or get the fuck out, shitskin. Also,
>implyign that /pol/ is anything or has ever been anything more than a cancerous redditor attractant board
Stop with the historical revisionism Schlomo. Nobody's falling for your statist bullshit.

shutup tranny

shut the fuck up tranny

Shut up tranny
t. tranny

>/pol/
>having a shred of intelligence

/pol/ has always been shit, mate. Veeky Forums has always been shit, for god's sake, and /pol/ is no exception to that rule.

at least i'm not gay.

Is this what happens when the right retards don't get their antag roll so they can do le hitler gas the jooz gimmick for the #3148th time?

I love this thread!

nah i think trannies are just easily upset

What did NASA say

Kill yourself tranny

"earth has always been flat, we must keep this secret"

are you going to stop samefagging yourself bro

THEY SAID FUCK OFF AND STOP POSTING

Let's get back onto the topic of posting about the game SPACE STATION THIRTEEN.
Post Space Station 13. Not /pol/ shit, space station thirteen.
See attached image for a guide on what is and is not space station thirteen.

Good job last round fellow ops

t. Drake Goldstein

hahahah heil higler!!!

>this round
>literally did get their antag roll
>it's a jew joke

youtube.com/watch?v=Hv6RbEOlqRo

kek

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I'm glad I set our lastname to Goldstein.

>people blaming the captain when he late joined and the nuke disk was already gone

how did most of you end up not even getting out of the station? i saw you near the mechanics office on my holomap but only the disk carrier came back to the ship

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вяιиg вαςк тнє gυттєя!

>roundstart CMO
>doesnt secure it
>HoS joins
>doesnt secure it
>cap joins
>doesnt secure it

>Tfw slowed down the cap by asking him to do a simple HoP task as soon as he joined.

I probably cost the round.

>Secure disc when nobody else has
>Get called a powergamer and shitposted at
Really can't win

>>cap joins
>>doesnt secure it
The cap ran right into his office and the ops got it before he made it there.

sry senpai

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Cap at least had an excuse of joining after it was gone

Literally false. Kill yourself shittard powermemer.

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A real captain would tell you to blow it out your passive vent while he secured shit. Don't feel bad.

It happened last week. They all had an aneurysm.

Name a single time someone has been called a powergamer for securing the disk.

Nuke op swiped it as soon as he could, he was pretty lucky